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(Fark) NewsFlash I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW   (fark.com) divider line 5273
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2010-06-12 12:35:42 AM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2010-06-12 12:35:47 AM
Genevieve Marie: This thread needs to go main so that other people see what kind of shenanigans we're up against in our efforts to make this a respectable community.

YOU'VE GOT THE POWER, YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH (new window)
 
2010-06-12 12:35:50 AM
RAINBOW BRITE PICTURES ARE SLUTTY AND NOT ACCEPTABLE IN THIS COMMUNITY
 
2010-06-12 12:35:52 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-12 12:35:57 AM
England is going to win tomorrow.
 
2010-06-12 12:36:13 AM
i285.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:36:13 AM
Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

You started it.
 
2010-06-12 12:36:17 AM
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:36:19 AM
you put the chicken
in the basket

two points
 
2010-06-12 12:36:19 AM
LOLHITLER!

i259.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:36:22 AM
I'm at work.
 
2010-06-12 12:36:25 AM
hockey!
 
2010-06-12 12:36:29 AM
Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

Account created: 2000-06-14 (approx.)


YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU STARTED YOUR OWN WEBSITE, YOU DRUNK ASS
 
2010-06-12 12:36:37 AM
i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:36:45 AM
The day crew is definitely missing out on this. Another reason why I think the night shift at Fark is more entertaining than the circle jerks during the afternoon.
 
hsg
2010-06-12 12:36:55 AM
If only you'd actually deleted everything in the politics tab - I just looked, and all that crap was still here.
 
2010-06-12 12:37:02 AM
DUDE I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT AND I GOT BLOND GIRL COMING OVER RIGHT NOW! BRING IT farkING ON!
 
2010-06-12 12:37:05 AM
Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

WITH, not IN:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-12 12:37:06 AM
Every time I see a picture of Drew it detracts from the legend. He just looks so "three beers I get noisy four beers I go to sleep"
 
2010-06-12 12:37:14 AM
basemetal: please don't ban me.

This is your queue to break out some really good pics!
 
2010-06-12 12:37:22 AM
i285.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:37:22 AM
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-06-12 12:37:27 AM
farm5.static.flickr.com

Saw this bus a few hours ago at a rodeo. German tourists??
 
2010-06-12 12:37:28 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:37:34 AM
TV Announcer: The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield!
It's all here--fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!
Bart: Hey, Dad, how come you've never taken us to see a soccer game?
Homer: I...don't know.
TV Announcer: You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga!
Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!
Homer: Oh, I never heard of those people.
TV Announcer: And they'll all be signing autographs!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
TV Announcer: This match will determine once and for all which nation is
the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal!
 
2010-06-12 12:37:42 AM
Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

FIGHT THE POWER, DREW!!!

FIGHT IT!!!
(pops)
 
2010-06-12 12:37:53 AM
I was planning to do some late night jobhunting fapping, but now this thread happens.

Drew, you have contributed to unemployment a rising kitten population.
 
2010-06-12 12:38:03 AM
NewsFlash tag abuse.

Reported.

Well see how that turns out . . .
 
2010-06-12 12:38:14 AM
he needs to drink more. I still remember when this place was just a little bit more civil.. before that farking politics tag. It's like the troll gulag.
 
2010-06-12 12:38:16 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: ra-ra-raw

k


ck
 
2010-06-12 12:38:18 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Genevieve Marie: TehNacho: Whooo hoo! If any of you need something from Old Man Curtis now's the time, he's doped up or dyin' or something!

He's two comments away from being banned. This form of disruption is not acceptable.

Heh! Yeah, yeah...ban Drew! :-D


WOULDN'T THAT BE LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO?
 
2010-06-12 12:38:21 AM
GM this is your chance to win over those TFers who were mean to you when you became a mod... main page baby main page. you know you want to
 
2010-06-12 12:38:23 AM
Confabulat: I'm at work.

I'm on a boat horse.
 
2010-06-12 12:38:28 AM
drew , take a pic of anything around you & post it
 
2010-06-12 12:38:29 AM
img816.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:38:31 AM
Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

I haven't been able to go out n party since the Fark party 2 months ago. Thanks for making my night dude. If you sober up sometime soon I'll tell you why.
 
2010-06-12 12:38:31 AM
mcsiegs: Account created: 2000-06-14 (approx.)

I (almost) read that as 2010-06-14 and was like WHOAAAAAAAAA and HOW DOES HE MAKE HIS VOICE DO THAT??
 
2010-06-12 12:38:38 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:38:46 AM
i21.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:38:50 AM
Yelling at idiots while getting progressively shiatfaced is a God damned motherfarking American right.

It's in The Constitution!

Not that copy, the original one with the word "suckers" in it!
 
2010-06-12 12:38:54 AM
ra-ra-raw: Uchiha_Cycliste: ra-ra-raw

k

ck

uck
 
2010-06-12 12:39:04 AM
Keep f*ckin' that chicken?
 
2010-06-12 12:39:12 AM
Yee haw!
 
2010-06-12 12:39:23 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-12 12:39:23 AM
Drew is just this:

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

much drunk
 
2010-06-12 12:39:35 AM
darkhorse23: THIS IS WHY WE ALL LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I mostly love that picture because that's me in blue next to him trying to hide.
 
2010-06-12 12:39:35 AM
Sarcastica75: you put the chicken
in the basket

two points



It puts the chicken in the basket.

:-/

It does this whenever it's told.

:-/
 
2010-06-12 12:39:40 AM
Derek313: DUDE I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT AND I GOT BLOND GIRL COMING OVER RIGHT NOW! BRING IT farkING ON!

Post a thread where people suggest what you should do to her! It's a great idea!
 
2010-06-12 12:39:40 AM
I wonder if True Farkers appreciate that their monthly dues are spent subsidizing the drunken tom-foolery of the service provider they're paying to objectively review their headline submissions...

It's like paying for someone to needlessly shave your testicles, but then they pull out the hot wax and rip out your back hairs instead.
 
2010-06-12 12:39:45 AM
Here I am, with my PhD--the kids and wife are in bed, and I've promised my MILFY neighbor I'd illegally dump her garage trash for her at my workplace tonight under cover of darkness. In my defense she gave me her Food Stamp card with $100 left on it and I bought groceries with it--so I can now go buy beer. But I'm still Farking.

Ok, off to dump trash, then buy beer, then drink beer, then finish up Dodongo's Cavern in Ocarina of Time Masterquest for the Gamecube and try to stay up until my 2 year old needs a ride for her gym class at 10 am. Later biatchez.

/Hollywood is leading our kids down a moral sewer
 
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