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(Fark) NewsFlash I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW   (fark.com) divider line 5273
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2010-06-12 12:22:09 AM
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2010-06-12 12:22:19 AM
ami5000: I'm scared right now.

It's okay. I'm somewhere in your general vicinity.
 
2010-06-12 12:22:30 AM
ami5000: I'm scared right now.

I'm an adult. But be cautious; I''m gassy.
 
2010-06-12 12:22:31 AM
WHARE DRU BIRF CERTIFICUT ?????

WHE
 
2010-06-12 12:22:36 AM
i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:22:40 AM
Cordwainer Deathbird: WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD O'SPORTS IS A-GOIN' ON?

OMG he's back! :D
 
2010-06-12 12:22:46 AM
Derp Babby approves of this thread...

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2010-06-12 12:22:51 AM
I like this classic Fark.
 
2010-06-12 12:22:55 AM
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2010-06-12 12:23:02 AM
Genevieve Marie: He's two comments away from being banned. This form of disruption is not acceptable.

YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING! DAD SAID WE COULD STAY UP!
 
2010-06-12 12:23:07 AM
ami5000: I'm scared right now.

It's not as big as it looks IRL.

Trillian Astra: I've never seen your dick and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

You've got mail ;)
 
2010-06-12 12:23:15 AM
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger: HAHA YOU HAVE TF

Yeah, and if I catch the sonofabiatch who did it . . . ;)
 
2010-06-12 12:23:16 AM
ha haaaaa cordwainer is on TF again PWNT TO THE EXTREME
 
2010-06-12 12:23:19 AM
Good call. It's Friday night! Gonna jump in my Volvo and get some Starbucks. After that I think I'll go catch an indie film and maybe do some yoga. At midnight I need to go to Democratic abortion party and smoke some Obama-mama.
 
2010-06-12 12:23:20 AM
El Pachuco: This thread is now about sinks.

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2010-06-12 12:23:21 AM
Genevieve Marie: Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever

I am so banning your ass for that one.


HATERS GONNA HATE WHOOOOOOOO
 
2010-06-12 12:23:24 AM
This thread is the antithesis of this:

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2010-06-12 12:23:31 AM
Genevieve Marie: TehNacho: Whooo hoo! If any of you need something from Old Man Curtis now's the time, he's doped up or dyin' or something!

He's two comments away from being banned. This form of disruption is not acceptable.


I actually want to know who his least favorite farker is now as long as he is loaded. Based on NaS being his favorite, though, sounds like an inverted scale
 
2010-06-12 12:23:31 AM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:23:33 AM
This thread is going to get real epic real fast.
 
2010-06-12 12:23:36 AM
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:23:44 AM
If I knew how to enjoy life I wouldn't have a TotalFark account.
 
2010-06-12 12:23:50 AM
I a bottle of vodak, less what I drank walking home, let's see what happens as I drink the whole thing.

\because it was 6.99!
 
2010-06-12 12:23:53 AM
This is why I love FARK.
 
2010-06-12 12:24:03 AM
I am on call this weekend, so I really can't go anywhere..
 
2010-06-12 12:24:14 AM
This is Drew right now:

vulgarmorality.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-12 12:24:24 AM
Hey! It's not drinking alone if you're on the internet!
 
2010-06-12 12:24:42 AM
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:24:46 AM
Mr. Murder: Trillian Astra: I've never seen your dick and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

You've got mail ;)


Oh man I just heard that in a creepy version of the old school AOL tone.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:00 AM
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2010-06-12 12:25:00 AM
ami5000: OH shiat IT'S A MOD. RUN!

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Interrupted Infinitum: I think so.

He knows turtles.

B*tches love turtles.



Henry Rollins knows this well.

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2010-06-12 12:25:01 AM
PanicMan: Hey! It's not drinking alone if you're on the internet!

thank god!
 
2010-06-12 12:25:03 AM
choosepp.net
 
2010-06-12 12:25:08 AM
Gosling: Maybe he just got a load of the headlines in the queue and thinks we all suck.

Maybe the headlines sucked so much that greening them would have caused the internet to slap Drew in the face with a fish.

A commie fish dressed as a fascist.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:09 AM
DrewCurtis

BTW IM MAINPAGING A BUNCH OF TFDS SO EVERYONG HAVE FUN WITH THAT

I so hope this is true.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:16 AM
Seriously, basemetal, those animated gifs of yours are horrifying. Mesmerizing, yes; hilarious, OK; but horrifying.

That cat thing is going to haunt my dreams.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:32 AM
i369.photobucket.com
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2010-06-12 12:25:35 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:25:42 AM
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:25:48 AM
Should we listen to such a madman? I mean, here he is only seven years ago. Compare this to his pictures lately:

lh6.ggpht.com

That's some hard livin', right there.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:49 AM
darkhorse23 thank you for that picture of my favorite phrase. Jesus looks good in a suit.
 
2010-06-12 12:26:01 AM
Listen, before I do this I wanna get one thing clear.
Can a leather couch eat my nuts?
Cuz I don't wanna have to stand all night.
 
2010-06-12 12:26:01 AM
i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:26:06 AM
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-06-12 12:26:15 AM
Too tired to read thread. Must try to figure out WTF this is all about tomorrow
 
2010-06-12 12:26:20 AM
FREE WHORUFIE
 
2010-06-12 12:26:21 AM
HellFace: DrewCurtis

BTW IM MAINPAGING A BUNCH OF TFDS SO EVERYONG HAVE FUN WITH THAT

I so hope this is true.


I fell like El_Chode should be here right now.
 
2010-06-12 12:26:24 AM
I guess if this is the TorD thread for the night, I'll go first.

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2010-06-12 12:26:37 AM
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Go Obama, fark Cameron.
 
2010-06-12 12:26:45 AM
GeeksAreMyPeeps: Too tired to read thread. Must try to figure out WTF this is all about tomorrow

drink moar!
 
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