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(Fark) NewsFlash I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW   (fark.com) divider line 5273
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2010-06-12 12:08:15 AM
kimbirdy: Drew's drunkshake brings all the drunk nerds to the yard

Fixed it.
 
2010-06-12 12:08:28 AM
This is the perfect time to submit a poop thread. Maybe nobody will notice with this going on...
 
2010-06-12 12:08:41 AM
Interrupted Infinitum: No one can ever be the drunk TMLO

....

Ever.


I *hope* that no one can ever be Drunk Me.

:-/
 
2010-06-12 12:08:42 AM
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:08:47 AM
Mr. Murder: Oh she knows. Walking around in those sexy outfits for no apparent reason. She's just teasing me. I'm taking her to a baseball game tomorrow though.

Iron Pigs? Reading Phillies? Phillies? Two of those are the wrong answer.
 
2010-06-12 12:09:01 AM
davidphogan: kimbirdy: Drew's drunkshake brings all the drunk nerds to the yard

Fixed it.


too many syllables...
 
2010-06-12 12:09:05 AM
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2010-06-12 12:09:13 AM
This will all be in his next book "Watch Me Troll Fark". Post away!
 
2010-06-12 12:09:14 AM
Friday it is but my fever is high and I'm in too much pain to do much other than hang around on fark.
 
2010-06-12 12:09:14 AM
I am out, ever hear of WiFi?
 
2010-06-12 12:09:58 AM
Well, I think that I'm glad I could be here for this, maybe.Mr. Murder: This is the perfect time to submit a poop thread. Maybe nobody will notice with this going on...

Sir, I admire your faultless logic in times of crises.
 
2010-06-12 12:09:59 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Cordwainer Deathbird: i221.photobucket.com

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Cordwainer!


I know, right?
 
2010-06-12 12:10:11 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *hope* that no one can ever be Drunk Me.

I think Daemon could. He is a real go-getter.
 
2010-06-12 12:10:23 AM
peridinos: /good to see you again

I was in the neighborhood. ;)
 
2010-06-12 12:10:25 AM
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2010-06-12 12:10:41 AM
chud21: Hey guys, what's go............Oh Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.

Heh.

http://Must.resist.urge.to.post.gifs/
 
2010-06-12 12:10:51 AM
For the record, Drew, some of us have work on Saturday and...

Oh who the f*ck am I kidding? I'm a third of the way through a bottle of wine and don't intend on stopping. I'm home because I'm broke and they won't give me a raise.
 
2010-06-12 12:10:58 AM
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:11:01 AM
I have no alcohol in the house. How can I enjoy life without the alcohol buzz that dulls it?
 
2010-06-12 12:11:08 AM
Party's on Saturday and I have to bloody work tomorrow night. Tonight is solo night.
 
2010-06-12 12:11:41 AM
make me some tea: I know, right?

Damn right!
 
2010-06-12 12:11:55 AM
E-Brake: Silvara: Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever

Goddammit. Now we're gonna have to see this reposted all over TFD for the next 5 years.

That's the tragedy of it all.


Tragedy, or Awesomicity?

/don't bother looking that up.
 
2010-06-12 12:12:05 AM
Hey Drew:

i221.photobucket.com

;)
 
2010-06-12 12:12:15 AM
My reaction after reading the headline....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha (out loud).

Still, a quiet evening with a movie and vaporizer ain't bad every now and then.

Now an unrelated yet somewhat appropriate pic:

img816.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:12:29 AM
ami5000: Phillies? Two of those are the wrong answer.

I'm going to all three of the Dodger games in August. You can come, but you'd have to put out.
 
2010-06-12 12:12:46 AM
founder guy I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE.

Queue. Kyoo. Kiu. Cheu. After a while it just stops making sense.


img.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:13:00 AM
I love you for this, Drew
 
2010-06-12 12:13:17 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: make me some tea: I know, right?

Damn right!


I'm strictly a localized weather event. :P
 
2010-06-12 12:13:35 AM
Well, maybe we don't have lives and we're sad, lonely people looking for some companionship on a Friday night and sure, maybe that's a little pathetic and we're losers and all but you know Drew, the way you should be looking at all of this is that YOU'RE MAKING MONEY FROM US BEING HERE AND A LITTLE SYMPATHY AND COMPASSION WOULD BE A BETTER BUSINESS TACTIC THAN OPENLY MOCKING US...


*sob*
 
2010-06-12 12:13:40 AM
I like it when Drew reminds me that I have no life because I have to work and can't go out on a friday night.
 
2010-06-12 12:13:45 AM
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2010-06-12 12:13:52 AM
Mr. Murder: I'm going to all three of the Dodger games in August. You can come, but you'd have to put out.

Hmmmmm no. I have my own tickets for three more games.
 
2010-06-12 12:13:52 AM
Cordwainer Deathbird: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: make me some tea: I know, right?

Damn right!

I'm strictly a localized weather event. :P


Can I get all up in that cyclone?
 
2010-06-12 12:13:54 AM
It's too late to start drinking! No, wait. It isn't, and I have almost a whole bottle of wine! WHEEEEE!!!
 
2010-06-12 12:13:55 AM
I just had an OIL SPILL IN DREW'S ASS. EARLY ESTIMATES ARE 5,000 GALLONS AN HOUR.
 
2010-06-12 12:14:08 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:14:34 AM
Mr. Murder: Oh she knows. Walking around in those sexy outfits for no apparent reason. She's just teasing me. I'm taking her to a baseball game tomorrow though.

Nice! The Twins play in Philly soon, that's something that I'd love to get to if I could.
 
2010-06-12 12:14:37 AM
Drew: oh you have no idea

i.imgur.com

But without my sarcastic and witty remarks in the Politics tab, who will be prepared for Jesus Hitler?
 
2010-06-12 12:14:40 AM
Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever


I am so banning your ass for that one.
 
2010-06-12 12:14:51 AM
daywin omg wtf
 
2010-06-12 12:15:06 AM
Rum and diet coke here. Guess I'll have another in honor of this thread.

Along with Little Richard hopped up on goofballs.
 
2010-06-12 12:15:11 AM
He sounds lonely. Desperate, even. Maybe we should try and crash the servers just to make him feel wanted.
 
2010-06-12 12:15:16 AM
i210.photobucket.com

DREW CURTIS WINS

DRUNKALITY



Interrupted Infinitum: I think Daemon could. He is a real go-getter.

Oh, I dunno...

:-/
 
2010-06-12 12:15:24 AM
technically Drew its saturday noon here so nyah

/lol'd like you have no idea
 
2010-06-12 12:15:25 AM
OH shiat IT'S A MOD. RUN!
 
2010-06-12 12:15:36 AM
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE I'VE NEVER MET, DREW
 
2010-06-12 12:15:47 AM
The English Major: chud21: Hey guys, what's go............Oh Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.

Hold me.


Well.......ok.


daRog: http://Must.resist.urge.to.post.gifs/

Never happen.
 
2010-06-12 12:16:05 AM
This has infected my FB, I am not amused.
 
2010-06-12 12:16:11 AM
I JUST DELETED EVERYTHING IN MY LOWER INTESTINE. WTF IS WRONG WITH THE MONGOLIAN I ATE FOR DINNER ITS FRIDAY GET OUT AND ENJOY THE PEPTO - SAMURAI
 
2010-06-12 12:16:13 AM
thejoyofpi: I love you for this, Drew

This is so much better than tORd. I might even hotlink my penis here.
 
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