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(WTNH)   Teen accused of selling "special" brownies in his high school for $8 each   (wtnh.com) divider line 102
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2003-05-26 01:10:05 PM
I'm assuming she knew they were pot brownies, right? $8 is a lot for a brownie; I find it really hard to believe that she didn't know that, yet the seller seems to be the only one charged with anything.
 
2003-05-26 03:28:58 PM
go.fark.com doesn't seem to be working for the moment.
 
2003-05-26 03:30:02 PM
Wow... Inflation has really taken off. When I was in high school they were only $4 each.
 
2003-05-26 03:30:21 PM
EIGHT DOLLARS??? Is that, like, Australian dollars or something?

(Yes, I know what's in the brownies, but still!)
 
2003-05-26 03:30:43 PM
why no boobies links?
why no boobies links?
why no boobies links?
why no boobies links?
 
2003-05-26 03:31:55 PM
I have never made them but don't they require like 90$ worth of pot?
 
2003-05-26 03:32:26 PM
"An arrest warrant says students told authorities they had bought the brownies after she became ill."

SO they saw her get sick and then they wanted go get sick too??


/confused
 
2003-05-26 03:32:47 PM
"these are my special recipe, so you know what that means...extra sugar"

/Empire records
 
2003-05-26 03:32:53 PM
Why do people always seem to get "sick" from eating cannabis brownies in news stories like this?

Is that just an accepted War on Drugs term because it's improper to say the student ate the brownie and got all farked up happy stoned...the use of such a phrase being seen as "encouraging" drug use?
 
2003-05-26 03:33:13 PM
Twuelfing

Your nickname is hard to type and hurts my brain

/that is all
 
2003-05-26 03:34:03 PM
I made $8 brownies once... they were so rich and creamy inside with chunks of fudge and milk chocolate chips with white chocolate chips on top. Oh yeah, they were a cubic foot too.

No, not really, but wouldn't that be cool?
 
2003-05-26 03:34:08 PM
Bill Welll...if I hate heavy pot brownies without knowing, I'd probably think I was sick and not feel too happy...but if I had bought 8$ brownies..........I would know what's happening to me..
 
2003-05-26 03:34:44 PM
"An arrest warrant says students told authorities they had bought the brownies after she became ill".

What's with the charge of "risk of injury to a minor" if the brownie didn't do it?
 
2003-05-26 03:34:50 PM
'Homersaysdotcom

"An arrest warrant says students told authorities they had bought the brownies after she became ill."

SO they saw her get sick and then they wanted go get sick too??'

I think they mean that after the girl became ill, students told authorities they had bought the brownies. I was confused when I read it as well....
 
2003-05-26 03:36:10 PM
I made $8 brownies once... they were so rich and creamy inside with chunks of fudge and milk chocolate chips with white chocolate chips on top. Oh yeah, they were a cubic foot too.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm giant brownies
 
2003-05-26 03:36:16 PM
Why do you hate America? Got something against capitalism?
 
2003-05-26 03:36:18 PM
Could you people stop whining about teh lack of boobies, I mean google exsists and can find boobies if you tell it to.
 
2003-05-26 03:37:43 PM
Glip
Watch out, last time I said this my comment got BALEETED!
 
2003-05-26 03:37:57 PM
About the lack of boobies:

Read the fourth post top-down this thread to understand the lack of Boobies.

Please pass the word on.

By the way... $8, he could have charged at least $10 a piece - he probably had to chop off $2 due to competition.
 
2003-05-26 03:38:49 PM
Could you people stop whining about teh lack of boobies, I mean google exsists and can find boobies if you tell it to.

I once knew a guy who was so dumb, he couldn't find porn on the internet (rimshot).
 
2003-05-26 03:38:59 PM
within 15-hundred feet

15-hundred? Wtf is up with 15-hundred.

Fifteen hundred I can deal with, same with 1500. But 15-hundred?

/outburst
 
2003-05-26 03:39:26 PM
Some cianide Kool Aid for the one who made me scroll sideways. Only $8 a cup, satisfaction guaranteed. My satisfaction, that is.
 
2003-05-26 03:39:32 PM
Not being able to find teh boobies on teh internet is like not finding teh water while swimming in teh ocean.
 
2003-05-26 03:39:47 PM
Thedamndog - Baby Jesus cries when you fark up a thread.
 
2003-05-26 03:39:59 PM
I suppose the host is trying to cut fark off / charge more because it is an "Adult" site...

I don't mind about the lack of boobies, yet I mind about people who mind about it........or something
 
2003-05-26 03:41:18 PM
Stupid farking morons.

Either a) the kid knew exactly what she was buying, and then felt like being a prick to the... erm... baker, or b) completely and utterly naive.

Way to narc out on the guy with the stash, lady.
 
2003-05-26 03:41:40 PM
8$ a brownie? capitalism at it's finest
 
2003-05-26 03:41:40 PM
'Andonbray

Thedamndog - Baby Jesus cries when you fark up a thread'


yeah, sorry about that...
 
2003-05-26 03:41:41 PM
Thedamndog, I just want you to know that you smell bad, and I hate you.

I hope that brownie comes back to haunt you!
 
2003-05-26 03:42:45 PM
I've never tried this -- in fact, I've only had the mary jane 3 times in my whole life -- but I've heard that eating marijuana is supposed to give the best high. Can anybody confirm?
 
2003-05-26 03:43:27 PM
 
2003-05-26 03:44:23 PM
theoretically, a one-foot cubed brownie would defy the law of gravity as its creamy insides would not be able to maintain the integrity necessary to ... ah forget it.
 
2003-05-26 03:44:35 PM
You know kids these days. She's probably just pregnant.
 
2003-05-26 03:45:10 PM
Wuzupperson... it's ... different. I prefer smoking it.

Of course I'm just kidding, I've never even heard of marijuana.. I don't even drink!

/hides
 
2003-05-26 03:45:32 PM
'TheRapy

Thedamndog, I just want you to know that you smell bad'



and I showered this morning and everything...
 
2003-05-26 03:46:25 PM
Contrary to popular belief, you can actually get sick and even projectile vomit after smoking the arijuanamay. Get really high, then don't drink enough, and have eaten something that you haven't crapped out yet, and you just might get a chance to target practice with your mouth.
 
2003-05-26 03:46:41 PM
Elite-mrp:
Yeah... I meant, like, theoretically 'n stuff... :-)
 
2003-05-26 03:47:23 PM
wtf is arijuanamay?
 
2003-05-26 03:48:27 PM
Arijuana May


Man, I know how i'll call my daughter.
 
2003-05-26 03:48:44 PM
05-26-03 03:44:35 PM Young_Fart

You know kids these days. She's probably just pregnant.


You don't know what you're talking about. The TeeVee told me that marijuana MAKES you pregnant. She couldn't have possibly been pregnant BEFORE trying the evil weed. That's just plain backwards!

Duh!
 
2003-05-26 03:48:45 PM
And honestly. For all those that are complaining about lack of boobies posts...

Here [thehun.net] you [persiankitty.com] go [xxxmax.net]. That last one right there should be more than enough boobies to tide you over until the drought ends. Now, please...

Shut the HELL up!
 
2003-05-26 03:48:50 PM
05-26-03 03:42:45 PM Wuzupperson

I've never tried this -- in fact, I've only had the mary jane 3 times in my whole life -- but I've heard that eating marijuana is supposed to give the best high. Can anybody confirm?

No... it's a waste of fine m.j. All it does is gives you a wicked body buzz. Although it is useful for transporting.
 
2003-05-26 03:48:52 PM
G026r: 15-hundred? Wtf is up with 15-hundred.

Fifteen hundred I can deal with, same with 1500. But 15-hundred?


Bas'ed on my observations of the written word on the net" I;ve discerned that the new, rule for punctuation is to: put it in randomly (wherever) you feel like. Like-wise, omit it if you think it mucks up the esthetic's of your prose. and don't be a slave to Capitalization rules either. They're The Man's way of keeping us down.
 
2003-05-26 03:49:49 PM
Pig Latin
 
2003-05-26 03:50:08 PM
Gepeto
Arijuana May
Man, I know how i'll call my daughter.


Don't you mean, "our" daughter ...
 
2003-05-26 03:50:10 PM
Er. Right. Stupid link.

This is the 'go' link from above.
 
2003-05-26 03:51:17 PM
j00 pH0rg0+ mixing random numbers and symbols in with the other random 13++3rZ... ;-)
 
2003-05-26 03:52:37 PM
got milk?
 
2003-05-26 03:53:15 PM
today's youth is really going to pot
 
2003-05-26 03:53:36 PM
shyt,nyuggh. get a good lawyer like johnny cockren and fight it, then 6 months later counter sue for 1.5 mil in emotional damages. a year therafter go to mexico and find a good connect and start up the brownie operation in a different district eventually taking it to a national level.
 
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