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(Fox News)   When does "black holes" sound like "black whores"? When the LA Chapter of the NAACP wants it to, that's when   (foxnews.com) divider line 202
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2010-06-12 04:52:31 AM
Dr. Mojo PhD: lisarenee3505: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Those colored people sure do get uppidity....

/are they ever going to change the name of their organization?

No kidding! If I called an African American "colored" these days, i'd find myself on the receiving end of a hate-crime.

Yes, because organizations like the NAACP and the UNCF which happen to be widely recognized national institutions should alter their names selected at times when "negro" and "colored" were the accepted, non-derogatory terms. Makes sense to me. I like the added touch of white victimization that you'd be on the "receiving end of a hate-crime", implying that if you called a person what is today a slur but in 1944 when the NAACP was incorporated was not, they would beat you merely and for no other reason than being white.


Yeah, that's pretty much right. Thanks for clarifying that for the rest of the class. Now perhaps you would like to engage your sense of humor and reinterpret my comment in the context it was intended.

/douche
 
2010-06-12 04:56:43 AM
How many rap albums have the NAACP had pulled due to their cutting remarks against black (and any other color) women?

The NAACP is at the level of the KKK when it comes to being a racist organization.
 
2010-06-12 04:58:23 AM
Dr. Mojo PhD:

My god Fox's tone is different from their coverage of the "Islam is the Light" doll. Shocker.


When white folks get offended, it's an outrage.

When minorities get offended, we all need to remember that the only real racism is anti-white racism.
 
2010-06-12 04:59:45 AM
Ah, Sapphire. You are the shvartze child radius of my galaxy.

i488.photobucket.comi488.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 05:00:53 AM
Feminism and racism are industries.

You have to drum some business up every once in a while.

Entitlement whiners: Too big to fail.®
 
2010-06-12 05:11:10 AM
I read a book by the American theoretical physicist Kip Thorne back when and this story jogged my memory about it.
I dug up the info back up to post the relevant references.

Under the hoop conjunction theory by Kip Thorne black holes have no hair.
The, "black holes have no hair" phrase did raise a few eyebrows in days gone by. Many people felt it a very suggestive taboo description. Kip Thorne briefly discussed the controversy about it in his book.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_relativity
Horizons
Main articles: Horizon (general relativity), No hair theorem, and Black hole mechanics
Using global geometry, some spacetimes can be shown to contain boundaries called horizons, which demarcate one region from the rest of spacetime. The best-known examples are black holes: if mass is compressed into a sufficiently compact region of space (as specified in the hoop conjecture, the relevant length scale is the Schwarzschild radius[131]), no light from inside can escape to the outside

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoop_conjecture
The Hoop Conjecture, proposed by Kip Thorne in 1972, states that an imploding object forms a black hole when, and only when, a circular hoop with a specific critical circumference could be placed around the object and rotated. The critical circumference is given by 2 times Pi times the Schwarzschild radius corresponding to the object's mass.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_Thorne
 
2010-06-12 05:21:54 AM
I just read TFA - this stupid beyond belief. It's a goddamn card people and if you are that easily offended, or desperately in need of attention, you should off yourself now.
 
2010-06-12 05:25:54 AM
OK.. people still ARE racist. Racism is still a big problem for every visible minority, many of whom are also racist against each other. Non-blacks do and say terrible things to blacks in North America every day, just because they're black, and the black community still faces endemic social problems as the sad legacy of centuries of oppression.

Which is why I'm not sure why the NAACP are wasting their time on crap like this, but I assume it probably boils down to one or a few people (ie this Leon Jenkins guy) getting their HULK RAGE on without sitting back and thinking "wait... Hallmark would obviously not make a grad card with a reference to 'black whores' in it".

Sheesh.

/whitey
 
2010-06-12 05:38:12 AM
No Such Agency: OK.. people still ARE racist. Racism is still a big problem for every visible minority, many of whom are also racist against each other. Non-blacks do and say terrible things to blacks in North America every day, just because they're black, and the black community still faces endemic social problems as the sad legacy of centuries of oppression.

Which is why I'm not sure why the NAACP are wasting their time on crap like this, but I assume it probably boils down to one or a few people (ie this Leon Jenkins guy) getting their HULK RAGE on without sitting back and thinking "wait... Hallmark would obviously not make a grad card with a reference to 'black whores' in it".

Sheesh.

/whitey


That's the sad part. People like this Leon Jenkins guy create the impression that racism is just a joke when in reality it's still very much a problem in North American society.
 
2010-06-12 05:49:35 AM
No Such Agency: Non-blacks do and say terrible things to blacks in North America every day, just because they're black,

"There's a lot of racism going on. Who's more racist, black people or white people? It's black people! You know why? Because we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people" -Chris Rock, 1996

I have a somewhat skewed take on race issues because I don't have to leave my house to hang out with black people. They live here. We laugh about most of this sh*t. We need more of that.

Black people and brown people are allowed to be racists. Women are allowed to be misandric sexists. You hear that "kaching"? That's the registers ringing as the "keeping people convinced that the black /white /brown / yellow / male / female person up the road is keeping them DOWN, man" industry keeps harvesting the gullible. Don't worry, though. All of that mistreatment, real or imagined, shall soon even out as white men just walk away from all the things they built - so as not to offend - and put on the official cloak of shame and the oppressed are doing the happy happy dance in the streets as the bells of equality peal like new year's day. We're all just one unintelligible, coin cell powered greeting card away from the promised land, y'all.

Suckers.
 
2010-06-12 05:53:03 AM
I think Fox severely strains the concept of 'news' and completely dispenses with any pretense of objectivity, but I commend them for bringing a white whore on for balance. That's fair.
 
2010-06-12 06:32:48 AM
I dunno, I'm torn. On one hand, the LA chapter of the NAACP just made complete asses of themselves. On the other, that was a really annoying card.
 
2010-06-12 07:03:54 AM
Dr. Mojo PhD: My god Fox's tone is different from their coverage of the "Islam is the Light" doll. Shocker.

I didn't actually see much appreciable difference between the two rather short articles.

But let's look back in the archives to see if the tone of your comments are any different. :-) Do you suppose we would see you are a complete hypocrite?
 
2010-06-12 07:16:30 AM
Ringshadow: ///good at his job though

If he was good at his job then he wasn't a token.
 
2010-06-12 07:20:15 AM
From the video

"This card has been on sale for three years and no complaints until now and Hallmark now has to pull the card from the shelves has capitulated to a bunch of morons rather then risk offending them by calling them out on their stupidity

FTFY
 
2010-06-12 07:25:12 AM
Dr. Mojo PhD: 2chris2: i48.tinypic.com

Why don't black people have dreams? Really? There's people out there that think this is true, and enough of them seek out answers that it's 9 out of 10 on Google's top searches? I find this news to be incredible.


Its my understanding that the last black man to have a dream got assassinated
 
2010-06-12 07:25:15 AM
It used to be, as far as this pinkish-hued individual knows, in the black community "ho" didn't mean "whore". It meant "hole".

Maybe things have changed.
 
2010-06-12 07:25:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1zGRUPztc

A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.
County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.
Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.
Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."
That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.
Mayfield shot back that it was a figure of speech and a science term. A black hole, according to Webster's, is perhaps "the invisible remains of a collapsed star, with an intense gravitational field from which neither light nor matter can escape."
Other county officials quickly interceded to break it up and get the meeting back on track. TV news cameras were rolling, after all.

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-akk3gog34
 
2010-06-12 07:29:06 AM
Yes, because multimillion dollar corporations that make consumer products just love to alienate 10% of their potential customers, for racist lulz.
 
2010-06-12 07:32:35 AM
Dr. Mojo PhD: 2chris2: i48.tinypic.com

Why don't black people have dreams? Really? There's people out there that think this is true, and enough of them seek out answers that it's 9 out of 10 on Google's top searches? I find this news to be incredible.


They probably meant dreams as in aspirations or ambitions.
 
2010-06-12 07:32:49 AM
maybe in this instance NAACP = Nat'l Association for the Advancement of Chinese People and Leon just got his 'L' and 'R' mixed up.

/think pronouncement
 
2010-06-12 07:34:42 AM
wattahack.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-12 07:39:28 AM
Did that say "Typical country weather?"
 
2010-06-12 07:43:11 AM
bingethinker: I suppose if you can't speak proper English, ho and hole sound the same.

And the Password is . . . DEER


Clue: doe

Answer: knob

Link (new window)
 
2010-06-12 07:48:13 AM
i235.photobucket.com

/seriously, don't be messing with my hoops & yoyo or i'll pop a cap
 
2010-06-12 08:02:45 AM
No Such Agency Quote 2010-06-12 05:25:54 AM
OK.. people still ARE racist. Racism is still a big problem for every visible minority, many of whom are also racist against each other. Non-blacks do and say terrible things to blacks in North America every day, just because they're black, and the black community still faces endemic social problems as the sad legacy of centuries of oppression.


You say all that like it is proven, but I am not so sure just how much endemic racism still exists. Sure you can find some ignorant convenience store clerk who belongs to the Klan, but that tard has no power or influence.

How much of the ills of Black society are from racism and how much are from an attitude of petty criminality, trying to game the system, and always looking to government instead of relying on yourself?
 
2010-06-12 08:17:10 AM
Candygram for Mongo: 1) STFU
2) I clearly heard "holes"
3) Was this in Dallas?
"It's a science term"! Link (new window)


AH thank you for posting that.

i farking HATE THAT MANfark JWP!
 
2010-06-12 08:18:58 AM
bunner: Feminism and racism are industries.

You have to drum some business up every once in a while.

Entitlement whiners: Too big to fail.®


poliology.files.wordpress.com
You are correct sir!
 
2010-06-12 08:26:17 AM
Link (new window)
 
2010-06-12 08:26:40 AM
freetomato: I worked briefly (less than 7 months then I moved on for more $) in marketing for a company that makes an extremely delicious light ranch salad dressing in a jar (sold in the veggie section of the market), headquartered in the deep south.

Sounds fresh, naturally.
 
2010-06-12 08:27:16 AM
"I come from China to study brack hores."

i8.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 08:29:06 AM
Damn, that's depressing.

For all the good the NAACP has done over the decades, it's stuff like this that gives it a bad name. There's plenty of real, hateful racism out there to deal with, without having to manufacture it in such meaningless situations.

They're increasingly becoming the PETA of African-Americans.
 
2010-06-12 08:30:11 AM
Impudent Domain: No Such Agency Quote 2010-06-12 05:25:54 AM


How much of the ills of Black human society are from racism and how much are from an attitude of petty criminality, trying to game the system, and always looking to government instead of relying on yourself?



FTFY
 
2010-06-12 08:32:35 AM
Stupid is as stupid does. Stupid, ignorant negroes. There I said it. Redundant.
Hey I take offense to people calling those irritating little buge chiggers. Shouldn't the be called CHIGROES?
 
2010-06-12 08:34:13 AM
Bo Evil: Stupid is as stupid does. Stupid, ignorant negroes. There I said it. Redundant.
Hey I take offense to people calling those irritating little bugs chiggers. Shouldn't they be called CHIGROES?


Fixed it myself.... so there.
 
2010-06-12 08:41:38 AM
www.immortalmusic.net

Black Card, Leon.
 
2010-06-12 08:53:43 AM
Bo Evil: Stupid is as stupid does. Stupid, ignorant negroes. There I said it. Redundant.
Hey I take offense to people calling those irritating little bugs chiggers. Shouldn't they be called CHIGROES?


No, "attractive and successful Insect-Americans" is the Fark accepted term.
 
2010-06-12 09:02:24 AM
Just sad, black people.
 
2010-06-12 09:03:34 AM
*sigh*

You hear what you want to here...

Hungry? "She can't find the Butterman"
Gay? "Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

Wantin' some crack ho action? "Back whores"
 
2010-06-12 09:08:25 AM
bingethinker: I suppose if you can't speak proper English, ho and hole sound the same.

Funny you mention that, because there are some people who say that Blacks in the U.S. don't speak English.

NephilimNexus: ... in a world without racism the people working in the NAACP would be out of their jobs, so I suppose it's in their own best interest to look under every nook & cranny to find racism wherever it still exists... and even make it up in places it doesn't.

The NAACP has become so irrelevant that they are resorting to guilt-tripping professional Blacks into joining because not even professional Blacks want to join. The blue-collar Blacks don't care about the NAACP either unless they live in an area where people are afraid of the NAACP (read: the "deep South").

srhp29: How many rap albums have the NAACP had pulled due to their cutting remarks against black (and any other color) women?

The NAACP is at the level of the KKK when it comes to being a racist organization.


I was hoping to say both of these, but I've been beaten to it... so THESE.

A lot of Blacks are hypocrites about racism: it's racism when it happens to them, NOT when THEY do it.
 
2010-06-12 09:16:53 AM
Wow - again with the black holes.
The Black Hole - Commissioner John Wiley Price (new window)
 
2010-06-12 09:17:20 AM
Paris1127: Hallmark will never pay a dime, they're extremely nubianrdly.

/definition (new window)


"Nubianrdly doesn't mean, 'acting like a bunch of Nubians'...it means, 'acting like a bunch of Jews.'"
 
2010-06-12 09:21:01 AM
Racism has no place in this Universe.
Link (new window)

/we don't love them holes
 
2010-06-12 09:24:58 AM
The fact that they misheard it is annoying enough, but what really gets me is their insinuation that we can't refer to black whores. Look, some whores are black, and some black women are whores--that is an undeniable truism.

To refer to black whores refers to a cross section of whores, it doesn't lump ALL black women in that category.

There are also white women who are whores, who we refer to as white ho's, there are also some mexican women who are mexican ho's and there are asian ho's and german ho's and jewish ho's and even muslim ho's.

It is not racist to refer to a subclass of whores.

/Maybe all women are whores. It's not racist to say that.
//The Amish ho's give the best old fashioned hand jobs.
 
2010-06-12 09:34:35 AM
antihuman

That's not the only incident that douchebag Price is guilty of stirring up. He's a racist and common criminal that is doing far more to hurt the cause he purports to be advancing than even the likes of Al Sharpton.
 
2010-06-12 09:35:27 AM
Astronomy is racist!
 
2010-06-12 09:38:32 AM
candiru.fish: The fact that they misheard it is annoying enough, but what really gets me is their insinuation that we can't refer to black whores. Look, some whores are black, and some black women are whores--that is an undeniable truism.

To refer to black whores refers to a cross section of whores, it doesn't lump ALL black women in that category.

There are also white women who are whores, who we refer to as white ho's, there are also some mexican women who are mexican ho's and there are asian ho's and german ho's and jewish ho's and even muslim ho's.

It is not racist to refer to a subclass of whores.

/Maybe all women are whores. It's not racist to say that.
//The Amish ho's give the best old fashioned hand jobs.


You forgot those women that are on the extreme side of "ho"-dom.
HO-HO's. They aren't very good for you, but they sure like to get filled with cream.
 
2010-06-12 09:41:32 AM
Where do I go to protest the whole "Hoops and Yoyo" campaign in general? They make me want to stab forks in my ears.
 
2010-06-12 09:48:34 AM
HappyTheDog: Wow - again with the black holes.
The Black Hole - Commissioner John Wiley Price (new window)


Ahhhh...

The reason Dallas can not get anything done. The council members who ONLY get elected cause they are black and play the race card.
 
2010-06-12 09:49:26 AM
NAACP is too discriminatory. It should be 'NAAPNNAA' - National Association for the Advancement of People who Need a National Association to Advance. Then it could cater to white tards as well.
 
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