was his name Earl?

/maybe he had to die

Damn litterbugs!

first sign of trouble, the man falls apart, completely goes to pieces

he splits.

Man, he's going to be pissed when he finds out what his wife and son have done.

What we have here is a clear case where they should have gone all Fargo on him and used a wood chipper? Maybe even call 911 afterwards to report it as an accident... It was tragic officer, he got tangled in a branch and dragged in...

/just sayin...

Pshhh, amateurs.

This was not what her boyfriend was asking for when he asked for some head...

/Ouch, couldn't resist...

This case doesn't have a leg to stand on.

the stepson looks really upset about the whole thing.. let's just let him off with a warning

drat, pwn3d by EdNortonsTwin

/EdNortonsTwin: Scott L. K., is that you?
//if not, never mind -- a classmate of mine looks like Edward Norton

Woman and son charged with dumping body parts into the river. Her husband is missing, but he's probably just on vacation or something he probably just vacated the house.

FTFY, subby

Her husband's not missing. He's found. What's missing are some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Come on Hay Hay we're goin to the beach
grab a couple of toys and let dadda strap you in the car seat
Wheres your momma? Of she's just takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell? Dadda musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what youre thinking, "It's too late to go swimmin"
But you know your momma, she's one of those type of women
and if she doesn't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with daddas toy knife honey, let go of it

Seems to be a lot of fine police work detailed in that story.

Ecobuckeye: Seems to be a lot of fine police work detailed in that story.

Yeah, I like the part where they encounter him with blood on his hands that he claims is his own and they just cite him for broken taillight.

Imagine the son's emotions at that moment -- he's just finished dumping parts of his dad's body, comes back to his car to find a policeperson standing by his car.

Was his name Bob?

FTFA the only thing missing about the hubby are some of his body parts.

The dude looks like a fat Leonardo DiCaprio

FTA:

"The Sheriff's Department says they first had contact with Gold on Nov. 15 after he was seen along the river with what appeared to be blood on his hands. Gold told the deputy he was searching for a fishing spot and had cut himself in a fall."

So the sheriff or deputy didn't ask if they could see the cut?

/Fine police work there Lou

I'm reserving judgment until I know more about what the guy was like. Did he beat and manipulate her? Was he a crank addict? It's possible he deserved to be chopped into chunky kibble.

/why yes, I HAVE experienced living with a man douchebag like that.
//biological father
///should have killed him when I had the chance

The trappings of the modern world are tearing American families apart.

But what about Bob?

He was a good sport about it. Let's give him a hand.

///should have killed him when I had the chance

= teh funnah

///should have killed her when I had the chance

= misogynistic psychobastage!!!

Did the kid send his mom a corsage?

That's no way to get a head

Was the guy from Baltimore? Did he go for a ride and never go back?

I read the town Grants Pass as 'Grass Pants'.

Needs to pull himself together.

The investigation began when a severed leg was found along the Feather River in Nov. 22. A forensic pathologist determined it was likely removed during a medical procedure

So that's what hospitals do with all those amputated limbs

esblondie2
I read the town Grants Pass as 'Grass Pants'.

Was that your high school nickname?

I am so sorry, but I had to.

esblondie2: I read the town Grants Pass as 'Grass Pants'.

Either way, nobody rides for free.

amberrose64: The investigation began when a severed leg was found along the Feather River in Nov. 22. A forensic pathologist determined it was likely removed during a medical procedure

So that's what hospitals do with all those amputated limbs

Shark bait hoo haha!!

OniNeko: I'm reserving judgment until I know more about what the guy was like. Did he beat and manipulate her? Was he a crank addict? It's possible he deserved to be chopped into chunky kibble.

I don't know many of the details, but chances are he made her live in West Sacramento.

Hope that helps.

So that's what hospitals do with all those amputated limbs

Obviously they can't just 'dump' biological/human waste like that. They usually work out a deal with their local 2nd hand store...

bump: So that's what hospitals do with all those amputated limbs

Obviously they can't just 'dump' biological/human waste like that. They usually work out a deal with their local 2nd hand store...

Ba-dum tsssh. Much better than mine.

ThreeEdgedSword:

verah naice. i snorted.

*golf clap*

Hey, I'd go on vacation too if my spouse and child were going to spend the weekend dumping body parts into the river. That's not something I'd want to be involved in.

That's Gold Jerry, Gold!!!

I wonder if she is going to be featured 24/7 on Greta and Nancy Grace the way that Scott Peterson guy was?

/not holding my breath

Maybe they were just emulating that Pink Floyd song.

He was probably pestering her to do anal and she snapped.