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(io9)   So...this is a picture of Batman pregnant with Superman's baby. There's not much more to say   (io9.com) divider line 142
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2010-06-11 11:48:02 AM  
Other than "Rule 34"
 
2010-06-11 11:49:19 AM  
That was shown in TFD yesterday.

And everyone is still wondering wtf they are doing on the moon.
 
2010-06-11 11:57:52 AM  
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Now serving number one.
 
2010-06-11 12:01:54 PM  
Should have used Plan B. B for Batman. Or Batbortion.
 
2010-06-11 12:02:26 PM  
At first I was deeply disturbed. Then I decided to make it my wallpaper.
 
2010-06-11 12:03:25 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Should have used Plan B. B for Batman. Or Batbortion.

Kryptonite douche should do it.
 
2010-06-11 12:03:47 PM  
Lumox: That was shown in TFD yesterday.

YOU'RE WELCOME
 
2010-06-11 12:06:36 PM  
You know, thinking about this more (and I wish I wouldn't), I think the artist failed to take into account the Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (or, in this case, Man of Steel, Man of Kleenex) effect.
 
2010-06-11 12:07:51 PM  
I'm not sure, but, should blood be coming out of my ear right now?
 
2010-06-11 12:08:33 PM  
HeartBurnKid: You know, thinking about this more (and I wish I wouldn't), I think the artist failed to take into account the Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (or, in this case, Man of Steel, Man of Kleenex) effect.

Naw. Batman had time to prepare. So he had like..a vibranium anus implant which um...absorbed the...and then he had a little exoskeleton for his penis so it...yeah.
 
2010-06-11 12:12:11 PM  
I just want to know why the baby is brown. I think someone has been cheating in this relationship.

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2010-06-11 12:12:55 PM  
susansto-helit: I'm not sure, but, should blood be coming out of my ear right now?

It's the only logical response.

Well, that and whiskey.
 
2010-06-11 12:13:01 PM  
So SuperBat Ass-Baby would have to be a villain, right?
 
2010-06-11 12:13:05 PM  
Boy are they going to be surprised when a Bizarro baby pops out!
 
2010-06-11 12:13:06 PM  
Well, I'm just happy they didn't need to find a surrogate.
 
2010-06-11 12:14:16 PM  
HeartBurnKid: You know, thinking about this more (and I wish I wouldn't), I think the artist failed to take into account the Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (or, in this case, Man of Steel, Man of Kleenex) effect.

Just put the image in your head of Superman wearing a red kryptonite ...

No, I'm not going to go any further. My brain is threatening to hurt me if I keep thinking about this.
 
2010-06-11 12:14:21 PM  
Why does everyone assume Batman is pregnant? Maybe he's just developed a beer belly, and Superman's listening to it gurgle.

/alright, which one of you Farkers is Batman?
 
2010-06-11 12:14:25 PM  
I thought Batman always had a Plan-B.
 
2010-06-11 12:14:28 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: HeartBurnKid: You know, thinking about this more (and I wish I wouldn't), I think the artist failed to take into account the Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (or, in this case, Man of Steel, Man of Kleenex) effect.

Naw. Batman had time to prepare. So he had like..a vibranium anus implant which um...absorbed the...and then he had a little exoskeleton for his penis so it...yeah.


ಠ_ಠ
 
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2010-06-11 12:14:51 PM  
Obscure Login: So SuperBat Ass-Baby would have to be a villain, right?

What do you think?
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2010-06-11 12:14:52 PM  
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2010-06-11 12:15:11 PM  
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2010-06-11 12:15:42 PM  
... other than go back to 4chan.

/It's not even not-news, let alone not news at all.
 
2010-06-11 12:15:57 PM  
Fan artists -- you gotta love them.
 
2010-06-11 12:17:08 PM  
I gaurantee he blows a load like a shotgun through batman's back.
 
2010-06-11 12:18:18 PM  
You don't know that it's Superman's baby. Maybe Batman fell for someone, someone special. Someone who promised him that he'd be loved forever, and since that love is true and eternal, a condom wasn't necessary because that only gets between two people who care for each other more than anything in the world, is a barrier between true intimacy. Batman believed that person who was sweet, and sentimental, and used to enjoy uncorking a bottle of wine while staring up at the moon, listening to the surf pound in with the cool night breeze. On that most magical of nights, true ecstasy was achieved together. Weeks pass, and Batman shyly breaks the news to that great love of his, who promises that everything will be okay, bringing Batman's cowled head to their strong shoulders. With a gentle kiss, Batman is told that this steadfast lover will be right back, just has to see to a few things, visit family in . . . Canada, a sick mother, uncle, aunt, brother-in-law. Never to be heard from again.

Faithfully waiting through the days to come, humming to himself Batman slowly comes to realize that his man is never coming home. Heartsick, nauseous, he turns to his only true friend, the Man of Steel. Wary, Superman holds nervously onto his old buddy, angry at the cad who ditched Batman in this condition. Love bloomed between the two, realization that THIS was what they'd been looking for all this time, Superman promising to never, ever leave Batman, the years of their past like an anchor to something true, the child inside of Batman being just as loved as Batman himself.

Or, you know, Superman's just a chubby chaser. Either or.
 
2010-06-11 12:18:24 PM  
Batman could always abort by taking a morning After Kryptonite pill.
 
2010-06-11 12:19:35 PM  
MissFeasance: Lumox: That was shown in TFD yesterday.

YOU'RE WELCOME


Thanks... I thought I had my mind scrubbed of it by now.

Lumox: And everyone is still wondering wtf they are doing on the moon.

I thought we settled this. He's the god damn Batman
 
2010-06-11 12:20:13 PM  
Batman cheated on Superman, the truth is that is Robin's baby
 
2010-06-11 12:20:30 PM  
Hagbard Celine Dion:

Jesus, that's hot. I want you to write my obituary.
 
2010-06-11 12:20:46 PM  
Lumox: And everyone is still wondering wtf they are doing on the moon.

Humanity doesn't understand their love. So Superman's going to push the Earth into the sun.
 
2010-06-11 12:21:15 PM  
WTF???? Why??? *Shakes head runs to safe place*
 
2010-06-11 12:21:36 PM  
Lumox: That was shown in TFD yesterday.

And everyone is still wondering wtf they are doing on the moon.


Well, I can't say with any degree of certainty on Superman, I assume he's there because the mother of hic child is there.

As for Batman, (s)he's there because (s)he's the goddamned Bat(wo)man
 
2010-06-11 12:22:59 PM  
Treygreen13 2010-06-11 12:14:25 PM
I thought Batman always had a Plan-B.

The Wingnuts want to put an end to "Plan B." You know who you are.
 
2010-06-11 12:23:13 PM  
wouldnt it really be the other way because he is the gawddamned batman
 
2010-06-11 12:23:16 PM  
*cries softly in a corner*
 
2010-06-11 12:23:50 PM  
To the Bat-Cave! Ouch! No! That is not what I meant!
 
2010-06-11 12:24:10 PM  
DEVIANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!
 
2010-06-11 12:24:35 PM  
HeartBurnKid: You know, thinking about this more (and I wish I wouldn't), I think the artist failed to take into account the Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (or, in this case, Man of Steel, Man of Kleenex) effect.

Of all the bafflingly huge number of things the artist failed to take into account, that's the one you single out?
 
2010-06-11 12:24:43 PM  
what has been seen...
 
2010-06-11 12:24:55 PM  
fap fap fap
 
2010-06-11 12:27:08 PM  
Mr. Robo-Pants: To the Bat-Cave! Ouch! No! That is not what I meant!

Oh man...
 
2010-06-11 12:28:05 PM  
Lumox: That was shown in TFD yesterday.

And everyone is still wondering wtf they are doing on the moon.


uh, the JLA have their base on the moon. Duh!

Besides, Batman has a no-supers rule for Gotham, and Bruce Wayne doesn't have a plausible reason to be in Metropolis as that is Luthor country.

I makes perfect sense to me...well, except for the Batman getting pregnant part, I guess.
 
2010-06-11 12:28:15 PM  
Lumox: wtf they are doing on the moon

eating cheese, of course.
 
2010-06-11 12:28:31 PM  
there is no god
 
2010-06-11 12:28:34 PM  
Fatsos everywhere rejoice that they have a "legitimate costume" this year.
 
2010-06-11 12:28:41 PM  
I'm Batman.
 
2010-06-11 12:30:01 PM  
But how is Bat Babby formed?
 
2010-06-11 12:30:43 PM  
Larry Niven has already proven (with physics!) that it would be impossible for Superman to impregnate an Earthling because his super-ejaculation would tear through human flesh and kill the hapless recipient of his Kryptonian load. So this picture is a fake.
 
2010-06-11 12:31:11 PM  
Superman with same-gender-but-not-species attraction would be a vastly more interesting character than the one currently being portrayed in media.
 
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