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brap		2010-06-11 11:35:29 AM

I presume "Video not found" was one of the more obscure lines from Sweet Smell of Success.

Abstruse		2010-06-11 11:40:12 AM

brap: I presume "Video not found" was one of the more obscure lines from Sweet Smell of Success.

You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!

Kilted_Dude		2010-06-11 11:46:14 AM

I SAID GOOD DAY!

doglover		2010-06-11 11:46:33 AM

Abstruse: brap: I presume "Video not found" was one of the more obscure lines from Sweet Smell of Success.

You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!

Kyosuke		2010-06-11 12:01:39 PM

But Roald Dahl's birthday is in September.

benlonghair		2010-06-11 12:04:59 PM

Kyosuke: But Roald Dahl's birthday is in September.

This.

jj325		2010-06-11 12:14:10 PM

Its Willy Wonka's birthday?

The Dreaded Rear Admiral		2010-06-11 12:17:49 PM

Disagrees.

/a close second at worst

Cantankerous Gnome		2010-06-11 12:21:10 PM

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: Disagrees.

/a close second at worst

Have to agree with you there. I was expecting it to be that guy's birthday.

madame_lily		2010-06-11 12:24:24 PM

Still want to know where all the white are at?

Happy Birthday Gene!!

eudemonist		2010-06-11 12:25:06 PM

Does any of the Latin he says make sense, or is it just jibber-jabber? Anybody here translate? Maybe someone from Puerto Rico or Brazil or something?

rikdanger		2010-06-11 12:25:07 PM

Come on. I like Gene Wilder as much as anyone, but this scene has about a half dozen better lines...
3.bp.blogspot.com

Pengfish		2010-06-11 12:25:44 PM

Smooth move, EXLAX!

/Rofl.

The Incredible Sexual Egg		2010-06-11 12:27:10 PM

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: Disagrees.

/a close second at worst

Wonka's has a little bit more oomp behind it

/oompa loompa doopady do

Sobrrr		2010-06-11 12:28:32 PM

Gene is hypnotically sweet & gentle, yet creepy. He's the perfect Willy Wonka, sorry Mr. Depp.

brap		2010-06-11 12:30:33 PM

It's still not real to me dammit!

dj_spanmaster		2010-06-11 12:33:10 PM

It's not lupus?

mjohnson71		2010-06-11 12:37:41 PM

I crap bigger than you?

WyattDonnelly		2010-06-11 12:37:53 PM

I beg to differ:
Full metal jacket
Link (new window)

johan heggs tiny man nipples		2010-06-11 12:38:45 PM

The best insult ever is Cher talking to Jack Nicholson in The Witches of Eastwick.

GacysBasement		2010-06-11 12:41:52 PM

Is this true?
Yes your honor, that man has no dick.

johan heggs tiny man nipples		2010-06-11 12:42:36 PM

AH HA! Found it!

http://sounds.stoutman.com/sounds4c3/yousmell.wav

Best insult in a movie EVAR!!!

bgddy24601		2010-06-11 12:43:18 PM

You did WHAT to guys like me in prison?

/thought that was going to be the clip
//had the speakers turned off here at work, just in case
///I said good day, too...

OneNightStand		2010-06-11 12:43:32 PM

Beg to differ, but this is the best:
Link (new window)

eagles95		2010-06-11 12:44:33 PM

rikdanger: Come on. I like Gene Wilder as much as anyone, but this scene has about a half dozen better lines...

Coffee is for closers!!!!!!

zenobia		2010-06-11 12:46:07 PM

Close, but it doesn't top "It looks like a penis, only smaller."

saintwrathchild		2010-06-11 12:47:36 PM

sdromeo		2010-06-11 12:47:44 PM

"Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood."

Far superior.

The_Six_Fingered_Man		2010-06-11 12:48:24 PM

The Man in Black scoffs at the lilly livered candyman.

/You warthog faced buffoon
//Dear god, what IS that thing?

OneNightStand		2010-06-11 12:53:03 PM

Possibly this: Link (new window)

Tissot		2010-06-11 12:54:43 PM

WyattDonnelly: I beg to differ:
Full metal jacket
Link (new window)

The whole sequence that this clip is from is one of the best ever, everybody needs to look it up now.

HawgWild		2010-06-11 12:55:58 PM

"Slider? *sniff* You stink." (clicky pop)

/could only find the audio
//I don't know why I like it so much

Sylvester Applewood		2010-06-11 12:57:26 PM

Tom Smykowski: It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

+1 to the old yeller reference.

LeroyBourne		2010-06-11 12:58:07 PM

rikdanger: Come on. I like Gene Wilder as much as anyone, but this scene has about a half dozen better lines...

FARK YOU!!!! THAT'S MY NAME!

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2010-06-11 01:02:55 PM

Just in case Gene was wondering what I got him for his birthday.

img685.imageshack.us

Uzzah		2010-06-11 01:03:29 PM

eudemonist: Does any of the Latin he says make sense, or is it just jibber-jabber? Anybody here translate? Maybe someone from Puerto Rico or Brazil or something?

Per IMDB:

In the scene where Wonka angrily reads to Charlie the contract out loud, he reads two lines in Latin: "Fax mentis incendium gloriae" and "Memo bis punitor delicatum". The first line roughly translates to "The torch of glory kindles the mind". The second line, as it is heard in the movie, is actually gibberish. The closest Latin equivalent would be "Memor bis punitor delictum", which translates to "I am mindful [that] the crime is punished twice (or in two ways)."

Marley'sGirl		2010-06-11 01:04:55 PM

GacysBasement: Is this true?
Yes your honor, that man has no dick.

One of my favorites.

A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes		2010-06-11 01:05:14 PM

eagles95: rikdanger: Come on. I like Gene Wilder as much as anyone, but this scene has about a half dozen better lines...

Coffee is for closers!!!!!!

THIS! Though in my opinion this (new window) does trump it. Starts about 1 minute in, you stupid farking coonts.

Hershey Highway Patrol		2010-06-11 01:06:13 PM

Wasn't the greatest put down in history at the end of "Old Yeller"

acaciaavenue		2010-06-11 01:06:42 PM

rikdanger: Come on. I like Gene Wilder as much as anyone, but this scene has about a half dozen better lines...

Uhhhhm, yep - I totally agree. That Willy Wonka scene was a mild red-assing at best. Alec Baldwin owns the greatest put-down in movie history.

PYROY		2010-06-11 01:11:32 PM

Not so much a put down as it was an explanation of the rules. And he was right, kid broke the rules, he should have received nothing. But then the little brat gave back the gobstopper and Willy was like "psych"!

The End.

FastJeff		2010-06-11 01:19:12 PM

"...I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shiat he is!
Hallelujah!
Holy shiat!
Where's the Tylenol?"

Keywork99		2010-06-11 01:19:33 PM

I am partial to, "Leave you stupid comments in your pocket!"

puckhead		2010-06-11 01:19:59 PM

WyattDonnelly: I beg to differ:
Full metal jacket

that's the one.

Wingnutwillie		2010-06-11 01:21:48 PM

that may have been the best put down in movie history but this chick has the greatest come back in movie history....
scrapetv.com

ChrisDe		2010-06-11 01:22:44 PM

Watched the video, never saw a put down.

Bored Horde		2010-06-11 01:25:04 PM

acaciaavenue: rikdanger: Come on. I like Gene Wilder as much as anyone, but this scene has about a half dozen better lines...

Uhhhhm, yep - I totally agree. That Willy Wonka scene was a mild red-assing at best. Alec Baldwin owns the greatest put-down in movie history.

Put. The coffee. Down.

Wingnutwillie		2010-06-11 01:25:46 PM

Uncle Buck still takes the cake (new window)

LonMead		2010-06-11 01:28:01 PM

Better scene, better putdowns...
www.movieactors.com

"I still got the gun, maybe I can start a diversion."
"Yeah. Blow your brains out."

Oekss		2010-06-11 01:29:00 PM

Not exactly a put down.

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