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(Breitbart.com)   Heroic Birthbagger-Patriot of the New Media, Victoria Jackson, admits she didn't vote until the 2002 election because "she didn't know how." Bonus: She claims she did it so she could "vote Clinton out of office"   (bighollywood.breitbart.com) divider line 426
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2010-06-10 10:38:27 AM  
Either she's a troll of epic proportions, or the best argument yet for a literacy test.
 
2010-06-10 10:41:53 AM  
Teehee.
 
2010-06-10 10:42:40 AM  
UNC_Samurai: Either she's a troll of epic proportions, or the best argument yet for a literacy test.

Hmmm....maybe it's all an act so everyone, not just Teabaggers, get behind the literacy test.

Insidiously brilliant.
 
2010-06-10 10:47:36 AM  
Now, when I say, "I'm mad at the Christians," I include myself. I am a Christian. And, I must confess, if I am to be truthful, that...okay, I'll just put it out there...the first time I ever voted I was forty something.

WTF does voting have to do with being Christian?

I did a handstand on the SNL Update desk to celebrate Reagan's trip to Rejeivich. He went there, ended Communism, and tore down the Berlin Wall with his charm, courage and deployment of Pershing and cruise missiles in Europe.

Ended communism and tore down the Berlin wall with his charm? She's gotta be trolling.
 
2010-06-10 10:56:20 AM  
Now, when I say, "I'm mad at the Christians," I include myself. I am a Christian. And, I must confess, if I am to be truthful, that...okay, I'll just put it out there...the first time I ever voted I was forty something. There I said it. I know. It's embarrassing. But I'm trying to make a point. It was the year Clinton said, "...that depends on the meaning of the word 'is'." I snapped. His adultery didn't shock me so much. I had three preachers already who had done that. It was that haughty look, lack of shame, and zero repentance combined with that asinine sentence...the meaning of the word 'is' . That is what led me to the voting booth. I know. I'm sorry. Well, I always thought politics was for the middle age people. But then, one day, I was the middle age people.

So, I voted Clinton out. My vote counted. Bush won.


shenanigans. i call shenanigans.
 
2010-06-10 11:05:09 AM  
So, I voted Clinton out. My vote counted. Bush won.

Weapons-grade stupid.
 
2010-06-10 11:07:17 AM  
*facepalm*
 
2010-06-10 11:08:21 AM  
Another perfectly suitable face for today's GOP...
 
2010-06-10 11:16:03 AM  
Blues_X: So, I voted Clinton out. My vote counted. Bush won.

Weapons-grade stupid.


Maybe World of Warcraft could design the Victoria Jackson version of the Mr. T grenade. Throw it at people and their INT stat falls to negative numbers.
 
2010-06-10 11:19:28 AM  
I was sitting in Church-Lady Helen's living room. Someone commented on the illegal immigration problem. I said, "For some strange reason our government doesn't know that illegal immigration is illegal." Pious Helen stuck her nose in the air and proudly declared, "I never discuss politics."

I felt like I'd just been punched in the face.

Is it a sin to watch the news? Maybe it's okay to watch it, but not to talk about it.

I was sitting in the pew of my old church, sucking on a Coffee Nip, 30 calories, and mentally calculating my caloric intake of the day....so far, I had about 970 calories left for the day if I was to lose 20 pounds by...I focused on the sermon again.

The pastor said, "Okay...I'll just come out and say it. (angry face) Instead of clicking a button and sending out some email information about the President...why don't you spend 15 minutes praying for him?

He was looking right at me.


i'm getting the distinct impression that the people at her church are getting sick of her nonsense. obviously they are marxist christians-in-name-only
 
2010-06-10 11:23:38 AM  
Well that's just special then. This woman is the perfect face for the modern day GOP.
 
2010-06-10 11:24:43 AM  
By this point I know that Victoria Jackson is doing this on purpose. What I wonder now is whether Breitbart is in on the gag.
 
2010-06-10 11:25:40 AM  
Cagey B: By this point I know that Victoria Jackson is doing this on purpose. What I wonder now is whether Breitbart is in on the gag.

I would love if this was a long con, a huge SNL gag. That would amuse me.

Though I'm still amused even if it isn't.
 
2010-06-10 11:29:43 AM  
Cagey B: By this point I know that Victoria Jackson is doing this on purpose. What I wonder now is whether Breitbart is in on the gag.

Breitbart doesn't have a sense of humor. It interferes with his anger.
 
2010-06-10 11:41:51 AM  
what is this i don't even
 
2010-06-10 11:43:13 AM  
Pious Helen stuck her nose in the air and proudly declared, "I never discuss politics."

That was Helen's way of politely saying "I'd rather be locked in a bathroom with a drunk Ben Roethlisberger than discuss politics with you, you crazy stankbag."
 
2010-06-10 11:43:26 AM  
I said, "For some strange reason our government doesn't know that illegal immigration is illegal." Pious Helen stuck her nose in the air and proudly declared, "I never discuss politics."

I felt like I'd just been punched in the face.

Is it a sin to watch the news? Maybe it's okay to watch it, but not to talk about it.


You know, I'm one of the most politically minded people I know. I still know when it's acceptable and unacceptable to discuss controversial topics.

And, you do realize that the Progressives consider your preaching "hate speech" , and there is a new law from Henry Waxman that could be "interpreted" in the liberally dominated courts to send you to jail for preaching the Bible."

He shrugged.

He could get involved. But, no. Just shrug.


Lady, that's because he's aware you're farking insane.
 
2010-06-10 11:45:19 AM  
Was that an Onion article? Please tell me it was.
 
2010-06-10 11:48:10 AM  
i485.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-10 11:49:41 AM  
thomps: i'm getting the distinct impression that the people at her church are getting sick of her nonsense. obviously they are marxist christians-in-name-only

If she's not a brilliant Andy Kaufman, can you imagine actually knowing her??

You: "Hi Victoria, how are you?"

Victoria Jackson: "Well I'm ok, but I tried to do a headstand today when I was counting calories and I accidentally tripped over my couch, which I pushed against the door to stop AC0Rn operatives from coming into my sleep and stealing my recipe for jello salad, because Obama was born in Kenya where they do't have Jello, so he is sending his census worker army to the home of god loving christians everywhere to force them to give up Jello and pray to Karl Marx and Andy Stausburg who is so not as funny as I was when I was on SNL- but the way have I ever told you I was on SNL in the 80s when Reagan beat Ivan Drago to win the Vietnam war?"

You: "...."
 
2010-06-10 11:52:03 AM  
She's trolling. I don't believe a word of it.
 
2010-06-10 11:55:41 AM  
Folks, this isn't a troll. This is Sarah Palin minus the rudimentary filter that her handlers (occasionally) put between her mouth and microphones. This is what the Sarah Palin blog would look like. It's not a troll. There are seriously people out there who are this blindingly ignorant of the real world, and who are this stupefyingly bigoted about anything that doesn't fit in with their image of religion and the world.

And I can only pray that more and more people read her gibberish, because then perhaps more people will realize that THIS is the agenda of the Tea Partiers/Birthers/Fundies. It isn't hyperbolic in the least to say that what Victoria Jackson and her ilk are actively advocating is Christian Theocracy. Nothing less.
 
2010-06-10 11:57:09 AM  
I'm pretty much convinced that she's the most epic political troll of contemporary times. I don't know that she can even get out of what she's created at this point though.
 
2010-06-10 11:59:18 AM  
vernonFL: She's trolling. I don't believe a word of it.

Yeah, she's too obvious even for the dumbest tea bagger to believe her now. And yet, she'll still get appearance gigs on Fox News, I bet.
 
2010-06-10 12:06:16 PM  
vernonFL: She's trolling. I don't believe a word of it.

I want to believe this. I really do. But somehow I cannot accept a vapid twunt like Victoria Jackson having Andy Kaufman-like trolling abilities. I mean, I know the people that eat her words up are basically retarded anyway, but come ON - she CANNOT be that talented.

Hell, she was on SNL for, what, five or six years? Other than the handstand bullshiat and the love toilet can you remember one thing she did? No, because she has no talent. And that's why I just can't accept, at least for now, that this is a troll.
 
2010-06-10 12:11:20 PM  
Lando Lincoln: vernonFL: She's trolling. I don't believe a word of it.

Yeah, she's too obvious even for the dumbest tea bagger to believe her now. And yet, she'll still get appearance gigs on Fox News, I bet.


I doubt it. I saw her appearance on Fox & Friends. Once she began derping about how Bergen-Belsen Hornitos Fartbama is the Anti-Christ, even Steve Doocy gave her the cocked head "are you farking retarded?" look, and cut the interview short.

cloudfront.mediamatters.org

As far as I know, she hasn't been on Fox News ever since.

Let that sink in. Too much whaarrgarbl for Steve Doocy.

Link
 
2010-06-10 12:24:17 PM  
boy, "conservatives" sure love their hollywood "stars," don't they!
 
2010-06-10 12:24:39 PM  
s3.mediamatters.org
THIS IS WHAT TEABAGGERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
 
2010-06-10 12:37:46 PM  
I'll never understand why so many people cannot wrap their heads around the idea that this is legit.

I mean, I run into people this stupid every day...they just don't happen to have a forum to write down their thoughts for everyone to see. Victoria Jackson does.
 
2010-06-10 12:50:34 PM  
She was naked in a movie once.
You could see her bottom.
 
2010-06-10 12:55:52 PM  
I dunno. I see her picture and the only thing that goes through my head is "'cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
 
2010-06-10 01:17:39 PM  
Sgt Otter: Lando Lincoln: vernonFL: She's trolling. I don't believe a word of it.

Yeah, she's too obvious even for the dumbest tea bagger to believe her now. And yet, she'll still get appearance gigs on Fox News, I bet.

I doubt it. I saw her appearance on Fox & Friends. Once she began derping about how Bergen-Belsen Hornitos Fartbama is the Anti-Christ, even Steve Doocy gave her the cocked head "are you farking retarded?" look, and cut the interview short.



As far as I know, she hasn't been on Fox News ever since.

Let that sink in. Too much whaarrgarbl for Steve Doocy.

Link


Pretty impressive, considering every time I see Doocy's face I hear that circus/calliope "doo doo doodle oodle oo doo doo doo" music in my head.
 
2010-06-10 01:42:28 PM  
Jesus is coming back but He doesn't want us to sit by the window and wait. He wants us to live in the present. I'm thinking, show up at a Tea Party with Ephesians 6:12 on your poster. Call your Congressman and pray for them on the phone. Teach your children about the founding fathers and basic civics. Read the Constitution with them. Tell your Representative # 202-224-2131 that abortion is murder, and you don't want your taxes funding it. Tell Reid, Pelosi and Boxer that you don't want the government deciding whether or not you get chemotherapy when you have cancer. Support Sekulow and ACLJ. Call the FCC Complaint Line # 888-225-5322, press 1-3-0 to speak to someone. Tell them you want to keep your Freedom of Speech, and your Conservative and Christian radio. Call Diversity Czar Mark Lloyd, # 202-418-7390 and tell him that "diversity" means Christians and Conservatives are allowed to speak too. Contact the Media Research Center's Free Speech Alliance. Watch Glenn Beck and Hannity. Compare them to Joy Behar and CNN. Who is lying? Seek the truth.

I just... I... really?
 
2010-06-10 01:45:41 PM  
From the comments: To move to the left is to move away from God

Are these people drunk ALL the time?
 
2010-06-10 01:51:05 PM  
IT's A LIBERAL PLANT!!!!


Real Tea Partiers do not subscribe to this brand of politics, they stick to the issues and strive to get the democrats out of power.
 
2010-06-10 01:54:17 PM  
i93.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-10 02:00:12 PM  
sigdiamond2000: I'll never understand why so many people cannot wrap their heads around the idea that this is legit.

I mean, I run into people this stupid every day...they just don't happen to have a forum to write down their thoughts for everyone to see. Victoria Jackson does.


I think that Poe's Law should be renamed Jackson's Law.
 
2010-06-10 02:11:36 PM  
I started reading that screed, thinking that I'd come into the thread and knock down some of the more ridiculous points, but there were just too many. The entire thing reads like satire from beginning to end.

/"Liberal's" souls belong to the State? *facepalm*
 
2010-06-10 02:12:23 PM  
forwhomthebagtolls.com
Is ashamed. Driving away in disgust.
 
2010-06-10 02:12:44 PM  
timujin: /"Liberal's" souls belong to the State? *facepalm*

total facepalm - in america everyones' soul belongs to the state.
 
2010-06-10 02:16:29 PM  
Shhhhh.
 
2010-06-10 02:18:37 PM  
thomps: timujin: /"Liberal's" souls belong to the State? *facepalm*

total facepalm - in america everyones' soul belongs to the state.


oops, that was supposed to be obama's america. i suck at this.
 
2010-06-10 02:23:42 PM  
I think I lost 10 IQ points just reading that thing.

The derp smells to next Tuesday on that thing.
 
2010-06-10 02:33:56 PM  
Oh, there's no way in hell she isn't trolling.

captionsearch.com
 
2010-06-10 02:38:48 PM  
remember back in the day when victoria jackson was actually funny?

me either.
 
2010-06-10 02:39:37 PM  
They see her trollin
They lollin
 
2010-06-10 02:40:24 PM  
i'm still convinced that she is trying to pull an Andy Kaufman with this.

i think shes doing it well.

otherwise all of her comedic work was just a misunderstanding.
 
2010-06-10 02:41:09 PM  
If Victoria Jackson is trolling, she's been doing it for a long time. She used to biatch about being treated poorly by the rest of the SNL cast because they were all liberals and she was a born again Christian.
 
2010-06-10 02:42:01 PM  
I still don't think she's trolling. I think she's dumb as a stump. I don't think she has the brains or comedic chops to pull off a long con like this.
 
2010-06-10 02:42:04 PM  
Why is Victoria Jackson even in the news? She hasn't done anything since her bit parts in SNL. She didn't even get a movie. And everyone on SNL gets a movie. Okay, she was in UHF but what that, 25 years ago?
 
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