Andrew Gentile struggled, though, because the lake was six feet deep there, and his feet couldn't touch bottom. He splashed and struggled, prompting his mother to jump in, but she too couldn't feel the lake's floor and panicked.

That mother is an idiot.

Sometimes I think swimming should be a mandatory class in grade school to avoid problems like this, then I think that people like this should probably drown, then I realize that they usually don't.

I blame The Trash Throwing Hasher

or was it the Slash Flinging Flasher?

The HASH SLINGING SLASHER!

Funk Brothers: Too bad a 4 year old girl fell off a cruise ship and drown so she could meet Spongebob.

Spongebob giveth and he taketh away.

Funk Brothers: Too bad a 4 year old girl fell off a cruise ship and drown so she could meet Spongebob.

it's even more tragic you had to show up and be such a douche instead of appreciating what one kid did.
that little boy is a hero in my mind

Funk Brothers: Too bad a 4 year old girl fell off a cruise ship and drown so she could meet Spongebob.

Funk Brothers: Too bad a 4 year old girl fell off a cruise ship and drown so she could meet Spongebob.

Funk Brothers: 4 year old girl fell off a cruise ship and drown so she could meet Spongebob

Link (new window)

That story was full of stupid but kudos to the little boy.

haha, balls.

Funk Brothers: Too bad a 4 year old girl fell off a cruise ship and drown so she could meet Spongebob.

Shirley Gentile, during an interview at the Ronceray house Wednesday, said she thought the water was shallow where she allowed Andrew to enter the water to get to shore, only six feet away.



Jump out of a boat six feet from shore and drown? He's 5, pull him back in the boat. What the hell was going on here?

Drat, I was hoping to hear what this miraculous Spongebob technique was.

The mom's a nitwit. The 8 year old is awesome. And I_Am_Weasel made me laugh.

Give that boy a steak!

Big deal. I save kids from drowning all the time. You pretty much have to when you enjoy throwing kids in lakes or you get in trouble with the police.

I guess he was spongebob-worthy?

Reach. Throw. Row. GO.

metametameta: Drat, I was hoping to hear what this miraculous Spongebob technique was..
My lady prefers it to the Venus Butterfly

Flakeloaf: That's just because the eight year old who saw her jump tried in vain to rescue her with the Dora the Explorer technique:

"Hey drowner, no drowning!"
*gurgle*

0/10, you tried to hard

overlord: Funk Brothers: Too bad a 4 year old girl fell off a cruise ship and drown so she could meet Spongebob.

Spongebob giveth and he taketh away.

I can't stop laughing.

Der Poopflinger: Flakeloaf: That's just because the eight year old who saw her jump tried in vain to rescue her with the Dora the Explorer technique:

"Hey drowner, no drowning!"
*gurgle*

0/10, you tried to hard

You don't really get the whole rating-the-trolls thing, do you?

there was something in my eye but then i read the comments here and now im cracking the fark up.

lol...you guys are dicks...lol

Not Impressed:

sickb0y: I blame The Trash Throwing Hasher

or was it the Slash Flinging Flasher?

The HASH SLINGING SLASHER!

lol...i used to hate spongebob until my son started watching zach and cody. now i love spongebob!

1. Put snakes on plane: You don't really get the whole rating-the-trolls thing, do you?

you don't really get the whole I don't care thing do you?
ZIIIIIIIIIIINNNNG IN YER FACE

FTA: Anne and Reese Ronceray also have done a couple of radio interviews, too.

Did they also additionally do any TV interviews as well, too?

fruitbatnt: Not Impressed:

Spoiler alert!

overlord: Funk Brothers: Too bad a 4 year old girl fell off a cruise ship and drown so she could meet Spongebob.

Spongebob giveth and he taketh away.

That made me lol.

sickb0y: I blame The Trash Throwing Hasher

or was it the Slash Flinging Flasher?

The HASH SLINGING SLASHER!

That ep kept me up all night....

I_Am_Weasel: Typical. Jews have all the money and the Gentiles can barely keep their heads above water.

/sniggle
//awesome 8-year-old

The young boys big brass balls have descended. Surprised they didn't weigh him down in the water.

Snopes says nopes to the "drowning while liiking for SpongeBob" thing. Link (new window)

I don;t see in there article where the mother was arrested and/or lost custody. Did they forget something?

Wait, this is in New Jersey? never mind, I didn't know the mother was legally retarded.

I'm confused. Why would a sponge have a problem with drowning? Doesn't he live UNDER water?

/never seen the show more than in passing.

probesport: I don;t see in there article where the mother was arrested and/or lost custody. Did they forget something?

If a mistake justifies a mother losing her kid... every American child would be in custody of DCS.. Like DCS would be better for him.

She is an idiot but does not disserve to lose her kid...

Zukipilot: probesport: I don;t see in there article where the mother was arrested and/or lost custody. Did they forget something?

If a mistake justifies a mother losing her kid... every American child would be in custody of DCS.. Like DCS would be better for him.

She is an idiot but does not disserve to lose her kid...

A mistake that would have left a dead child if not for a random kid who had to come in and rescue? Sounds a bit like child endangerment, may have even been on purpose.

Telling your child to jump into unknown water and then not being able to assist if there is a problem, makes not not only a bad parent but a poor human being. Losing the kid would be the kindest form of punishment, a lynch mob would be more acceptable.

If you are incapable of caring for or raising another human being then don't, the rule is simple.

BadAnalogyGuy: Andrew Gentile struggled, though, because the lake was six feet deep there, and his feet couldn't touch bottom. He splashed and struggled, prompting his mother to jump in, but she too couldn't feel the lake's floor and panicked.

That mother is an idiot.

Sometimes I think swimming should be a mandatory class in grade school to avoid problems like this, then I think that people like this should probably drown, then I realize that they usually don't.

i went to a crappy high school, but we did have swimming class for about a month of gym every year

metametameta: Drat, I was hoping to hear what this miraculous Spongebob technique was.

Yeah. What is this SpongeBob life-saving method?

Funk Brothers: Too bad a 4 year old girl fell off a cruise ship and drown so she could meet Spongebob.

Hey guys, was this posted yet?

Wookie life debt.

Wingdings - Yeah. What is this SpongeBob life-saving method?

Motoring out on the back of David Hasselhoff?

I was expecting more flopping like a fish.

We need to go back to the day when cartoons had NO redeeming social value!

/stay off my lawn

probesport: Zukipilot: probesport: I don;t see in there article where the mother was arrested and/or lost custody. Did they forget something?

If a mistake justifies a mother losing her kid... every American child would be in custody of DCS.. Like DCS would be better for him.

She is an idiot but does not disserve to lose her kid...

A mistake that would have left a dead child if not for a random kid who had to come in and rescue? Sounds a bit like child endangerment, may have even been on purpose.

Telling your child to jump into unknown water and then not being able to assist if there is a problem, makes not not only a bad parent but a poor human being. Losing the kid would be the kindest form of punishment, a lynch mob would be more acceptable.

If you are incapable of caring for or raising another human being then don't, the rule is simple.

If that could only be enforced we would all be better off... But it cant won't ever be, due to PC. Someone would be offended and discrimination cries from every where would pour out to let the idiots of this world breed.