Smart people do not always have smart children and dumb people do not always have dumb children.

I mean, look at my parents- both of them are pretty intelligent, and I'm a total farkup.

TehNacho: Smart people do not always have smart children and dumb people do not always have dumb children.

I mean, look at my parents- both of them are pretty intelligent, and I'm a total farkup.

I think the point of the headline is that since there will be no nurture, this will be a case where nature wins.

Hender: TehNacho: Smart people do not always have smart children and dumb people do not always have dumb children.

I mean, look at my parents- both of them are pretty intelligent, and I'm a total farkup.

I think the point of the headline is that since there will be no nurture, this will be a case where nature wins.

Excellent, excellent point.

CitizenTed: I fink ma-ma ith pwiddy! DERP!

I'm sorry, you've stolen oldfarthenry's shtick. Please go to Fark Jail, do not pass go, and do not get any alcohol.

Well if she is pregnant this child may be the smartest person in the world. I say that because it's jackoff parents have been able to capture a hell of a lot of media attention without having any talent or any discernible worth. And if what they did is not considered brillant I don't know what is. And no I'm not sad because I am commenting on this, I just recognize game. They have much game.

I had kinda hoped the plastic surgeon removed her reproductive organs as a kind of favor to the rest of us.

ongbok: Well if she is pregnant this child may be the smartest person in the world. I say that because it's jackoff parents have been able to capture a hell of a lot of media attention without having any talent or any discernible worth. And if what they did is not considered brillant I don't know what is. And no I'm not sad because I am commenting on this, I just recognize game. They have much game.

Yeah, but that game is Candyland.

In 10 years they might be commentators on Vh1-style clip shows, assuming that in the meantime Satan doesn't open up a hole in the earth and suck them into the bowels of hell as per their contract.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Did someone explain to her that it's impossible for her to give birth to her own husband?

I'm still trying to figure out how Sarah Palin impregnated her.

Barbie and Ken dolls don't have genitals. Or nipples.

I dont care as long as the kid (chick) is hot (18 years from now)

Rose of Sharon: I had kinda hoped the plastic surgeon removed her reproductive organs as a kind of favor to the rest of us.

Came here to say this.

/Sloppy seconds
//Or... something.

Ha! Wow. The way subby worded the link made me lol. Aisle seat please (because subby is right).

Heidi Montag is scared she may be pregnant with the dumbest child ever conceived

Pauly Shore unavailable for comment?

WTF is this

And here is some eye bleach

drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is this

And here is some eye bleach

Well, that's not exactly where I think the problem is. I think the problem might be with the front end.

Cyno01: Sun God: Barbie and Ken dolls don't have genitals. Or nipples.

Eww, that reminds me of that one episode of Nip/Tuck...

The one where a couple removed their nipples in order to become Barbie and Ken? HOOOhwwweee! That was gross.

Who?

RockIsDead: Who?

There once was a show on MTV. It starred some pretty girls who sat around by pools looking fantastic in their bikinis. They've done that for 2 or 3 years.

One of them is actually somewhat talented. Her name is Audrey Patrige. She's usually funny, not inarticulate. And she's easy on the eyes.

The other one is Heidi Montag, who wants to look like a Barbie Doll, including removal of all female organs and replace them with Plasictcoat.

drjekel_mrhyde: And here is some eye bleach



that arse looks a little shooped.

So it's begun.

Personally, I am not terribly worried. If their sex is as fake as they are, the kid will probably be a Barbie.

// I wonder if they argue over who gave the best fake orgasm?

The article set off my Attention-Whore-O-Meter.

Sun God: RockIsDead: Who?

There once was a show on MTV. It starred some pretty girls who sat around by pools looking fantastic in their bikinis. They've done that for 2 or 3 years.

One of them is actually somewhat talented. Her name is Audrey Patrige. She's usually funny, not inarticulate. And she's easy on the eyes.

The other one is Heidi Montag, who wants to look like a Barbie Doll, including removal of all female organs and replace them with Plasictcoat.

It's Audrina. Talented she ain't.

stellarossa: It's Audrina. Talented she ain't.

I think she's funny. And she's not exactly untalented in showing off her body. Is that wrong? A pretty woman showing off her body?

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and who or what whore drug addicted tramps capture our attention.

Why not give Audrina Patridge a break? She's really worth looking at.

drjekel_mrhyde: i46.tinypic.com

This is the most obviously shopped picture EVAR.

\Fool of a took

Klippoklondike: Phil Herup
that arse looks a little shooped.

They even messed with the jerseys for some reason. The originals are pretty nice though.

Link (new window)

WTF was wrong with the original?!

Now she'll NEVER leave Spencer. Or he'll stalk her to death.

Heidi's freaking out because she thinks the baby might not be hers.

Longest 15 minutes EVAR! Gotta be the crystals.

/I can has murder-suicide?
//ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

FuryOfFirestorm: Heidi's freaking out because she thinks the baby might not be hers.

yES

Broktun | It's yES because that is the say heidi says it.

Hender: TehNacho: Smart people do not always have smart children and dumb people do not always have dumb children.

I mean, look at my parents- both of them are pretty intelligent, and I'm a total farkup.

I think the point of the headline is that since there will be no nurture, this will be a case where nature wins.

I think the point of the headline is they realized no one cares about their fake "we're divorcing [until we get back together on our new show in a few months]!" story so they are trying to make it more "scandalous".

Funny, the title subby gave the link made me immediately think of JR announcing the headline.


BAH GAWD KING, SHE CAN'T HAVE A FAMILY! SOMEONE ABORT THE DAH-UM BABY! TELL ME WHY SPENCER!?!?

I just wanna see someone use the words: "Spencer brat"

/oblig
//and hot

No that would be my brother-in-law's step child.

RockIsDead: Who?

For everyone who replies to these threads with "Who?", SHUT THE FARK UP!

Since this is the showbiz thread and all Hollywood produces on TV are reality shows, it will be an attention whore from one of those shows!

Now, can someone post the glorious pic of her in the blue bikini.

No, Subby. Palin's kid already has that title.

/most prophetic movie ever made.

Shirley Ujest: exatron: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Did someone explain to her that it's impossible for her to give birth to her own husband?

I'm still trying to figure out how Sarah Palin impregnated her.

Strap on.

I would watch that. I might not Fap, but I would watch.

/And stop calling me Shirley.