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(Canoe)   "Deschanel going bi in comedy" says headline which is two words too long   (jam.canoe.ca ) divider line
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2010-06-09 04:27:30 PM  

gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)


You ever hear the phrase "sharing is caring"?

/please?
 
2010-06-09 04:30:17 PM  

Sahrial: Still have to explain how she got into the swing in scene 29...


The swing scene may have to be pushed into the sequel...I've written myself into quite a corner with the "tribe of Amazons" subplot, and it's going to take me a while to tie that in with the "oh my God, Christina, you didn't tell us it was a nude beach" arc of the second act.
 
2010-06-09 04:33:54 PM  

gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)



Yeah, I was doing that too until the restraining order was made permanent.
 
2010-06-09 04:35:36 PM  
Wow ladies, just wow......
 
2010-06-09 04:36:27 PM  

madame_lily: BunkoSquad: goofycaca: The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.

Either that or they just have one outfit and pass it around. I don't want the costume budget for this movie to go over $45.

/money not spent on clothes can be spent on vegetable oil

Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.

*blink blink blink*

*goes back to bunk*



EIP
 
2010-06-09 05:00:55 PM  

Joy25:
EIP


as well, as well. *checks to see if that is still there*

Yup!
 
2010-06-09 05:03:06 PM  
EIP?
 
2010-06-09 05:05:53 PM  
*slaps forehead*

Nevermind..............Yes his is sometimes, but he's all mine.

And he promised to share Monica Bellucci with me too.
 
2010-06-09 05:06:27 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: KatjaMouse: A weekend of Fark.com becoming a virtual ghost town whenever this movie comes out.

What is the sound of one hand texting?


I don't know. The sound of it has caused me to go deaf.
 
2010-06-09 05:18:15 PM  

madame_lily: EIP?


email in profile

If you want to talk.
 
2010-06-09 05:19:37 PM  
This thread is officially Legendary!! (new window and NSFW)
 
2010-06-09 05:19:55 PM  

madame_lily: EIP?


EIP means that her email address is listed in her profile. So in case you wanted to email her (or anyone else) something maybe say umm pictures you could.
 
2010-06-09 06:02:03 PM  
/has tickets to see She and Him next month.
 
2010-06-09 06:03:38 PM  

apeiron242: /has tickets to see She and Him next month.


Who's jealous and has two thumbs? This chick.
 
2010-06-09 06:06:38 PM  
Came for the pics of Zooey, stayed for the fanfic.
 
2010-06-09 06:17:08 PM  

Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.


i'm experiencing blood loss in several extremities, halp by continuing
 
2010-06-09 06:20:54 PM  

loonatic112358: i'm experiencing blood loss in several extremities, halp by continuing


You can continue w/ the screen play in the works. It includes a handful of Farkettes w/ guest appearances w/ Zooey, Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek.
 
2010-06-09 06:25:40 PM  

BunkoSquad: Sahrial: Still have to explain how she got into the swing in scene 29...

The swing scene may have to be pushed into the sequel...I've written myself into quite a corner with the "tribe of Amazons" subplot, and it's going to take me a while to tie that in with the "oh my God, Christina, you didn't tell us it was a nude beach" arc of the second act.


they are in mexico on the beach, where they are hijacked and their clothes are stolen

the thieves will of course be many nubile latinas
 
2010-06-09 06:26:18 PM  

KatjaMouse: loonatic112358: i'm experiencing blood loss in several extremities, halp by continuing

You can continue w/ the screen play in the works. It includes a handful of Farkettes w/ guest appearances w/ Zooey, Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek.


may pass out, may need mouth to mouth halp
 
2010-06-09 06:34:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-09 06:52:53 PM  

3TJF: crispycris

Won't somebody think of the kittens!!



Kittens are safe; pretty sure it's a 'shop
 
2010-06-09 07:01:10 PM  

Sparkimus Prime: 3TJF: crispycris

Won't somebody think of the kittens!!


Kittens are safe; pretty sure it's a 'shop


nope.
 
2010-06-09 07:02:11 PM  

Sparkimus Prime: Kittens are safe; pretty sure it's a 'shop


I am left with mixed feelings about it probably being a shop, one hand I an glad that the kittens are safe, but in the other hand things have gone limp.
 
2010-06-09 07:03:14 PM  
ofc its a shop >D. but a good one.
 
2010-06-09 07:14:05 PM  
KatjaMouse

Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

Wait... they're different people?


Here's how you can tell the difference: Zooey can actually sing.
 
2010-06-09 07:26:11 PM  

Japancakes: Apologies.


I wish more people would make mistakes like that.
 
2010-06-09 07:36:04 PM  

Sparkimus Prime: Kittens are safe; pretty sure it's a 'shop


Yeah, like you've never flogged the bishop to a particularly good 'shop or two...
 
2010-06-09 07:46:06 PM  
Am I the only person on Fark who doesn't want to "/fist of angry god" this woman? I mean she's not ugly, but she's not super hot either. I just don't get it. Would rather some Christina Ricci.
 
2010-06-09 07:55:47 PM  
So who is this woman?

Any answer better than a GIS or 'just google her man' will be gladly accepted.

I saw 15 to 20 better looking at this weekends fest. Yeah, I know... fire up mr. pointyknees, etc.

meh
 
2010-06-09 07:56:26 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: Am I the only person on Fark who doesn't want to "/fist of angry god" this woman? I mean she's not ugly, but she's not super hot either. I just don't get it. Would rather some Christina Ricci.


^^This
 
2010-06-09 08:02:51 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: Am I the only person on Fark who doesn't want to "/fist of angry god" this woman? I mean she's not ugly, but she's not super hot either. I just don't get it. Would rather some Christina Ricci.


I'm not a guy, but I don't quite get it either. She's cute and all, but if any woman is gonna make me question my heterosexuality, it ain't gonna be her.

I'm honestly not that familiar with her though, so it must be some quality that photos aren't portraying. From a purely physical standpoint, I just don't see what all the fuss is about.
 
2010-06-09 08:18:30 PM  

JmBa: From a purely physical standpoint, I just don't see what all the fuss is about.


I think it might be the fact that she possesses a vagina.

/ Good enough for most folks around here...
 
2010-06-09 08:32:25 PM  
put me down in the "fap" category
 
2010-06-09 08:53:16 PM  
I have enjoyed this thread rather vigorously. You ladies are alright.
 
2010-06-09 09:50:23 PM  

dualplains: Always preferred the other Deschanel.


The only things sharper than her jawline are her knees.
 
2010-06-09 09:56:48 PM  

Farkshower1972: JmBa: From a purely physical standpoint, I just don't see what all the fuss is about.

I think it might be the fact that she possesses a vagina.

/ Good enough for most folks around here...


you sound fat

/I keed
//oblig
 
2010-06-09 10:19:10 PM  
FTFA: LOS ANGELES - Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones will play lovers in "My Idiot Brother," a comedy also starring Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks and Emily Mortimer.

I left the article after this. Really, I didn't read another word. I already have decided I will buy full priced tickets to see this movie.
 
2010-06-09 10:32:08 PM  
When Rashida Jones is playing the less attractive partner of a lesbian couple, you know it's going to be a fantastic cinematic experience.
 
2010-06-09 10:45:27 PM  
Thank you, crispycris
 
2010-06-09 11:06:16 PM  

BunkoSquad: Outlaw2097: ok, so which farker pitched this screenplay?

My draft started with "INT - SHOWER - DAY" and trusted on the improv skills of the actors to fill the rest of the 3:28 running time I insisted upon.


You know, PocketNinja was sharing some of his world-renowned acting techniques with us the other day. You should involve him in case some of the farkettes would like some helpful tips.
 
2010-06-09 11:45:01 PM  

KatjaMouse: apeiron242: /has tickets to see She and Him next month.

Who's jealous and has two thumbs? This chick.


They are coming to Atlanta too. shiat when do tickets go on sale? Off to the Botanical Gardens website.
 
2010-06-10 12:18:14 AM  

Cthulhu Theory: Am I the only person on Fark who doesn't want to "/fist of angry god" this woman? I mean she's not ugly, but she's not super hot either. I just don't get it. Would rather some Christina Ricci.


I would fist an angry god to hit it.
 
2010-06-10 02:24:26 AM  

Japancakes: Very much enjoy her music with M.Ward and I could gaze upon her countenance with delight everlong yet a handful more acting lessons wouldn't steer her wrong.


www.mojosonic.com

Thank you sir, I had no idea who this woman was or why I should care but *ahem*HELLLLLLLO NURSE!

Now if only I could get the following added to this films cast...
images.buddytv.com
www.poptower.com
tvmedia.ign.com


drool...
 
2010-06-10 10:46:07 AM  
i835.photobucket.com

In memory of the kittens massacre from Fark thread #5386302 2010.
 
2010-06-10 12:04:14 PM  
files.myopera.com
/warning: Now they are killing us!
 
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