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2010-06-09 02:16:44 PM  
madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.


Nice collar. Did you earn it or wear it for show?
 
2010-06-09 02:17:17 PM  
*grins* I love having my ego stroked this early in the day!

Giggity!

But I'm still waiting for my hot Zooey, Christina, girly slumber party/gang bang.

A girl can dream can't she....................
 
2010-06-09 02:18:07 PM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.

*removes pants*

Go on.....


You know, that joke never fails to make me grin...
 
2010-06-09 02:21:17 PM  
InmanRoshi: She's nothing like those other Hollywood attention whores who wouldn't give a guy like me the time of day.

you do realize that being a bitter misanthrope greatly reduces the chances of any woman giving you the time of day.
 
2010-06-09 02:22:08 PM  
MysticSavage: I don't think my penis is going to recover from the beating it's taking in this thread.

Have you been beating your penis again?
 
2010-06-09 02:22:56 PM  
madame_lily: *grins* I love having my ego stroked this early in the day!

Giggity!

But I'm still waiting for my hot Zooey, Christina, girly slumber party/gang bang.

A girl can dream can't she....................


I hope your dream comes true. And I hope you film it, otherwise nobody will believe you. You'd want people to believe you, right? We'd need to see evidence, of course.

/EIP
 
2010-06-09 02:24:21 PM  
WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.


I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)
 
2010-06-09 02:26:40 PM  
gideon: I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)

/shakes tiny fist
 
2010-06-09 02:28:54 PM  
Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.
 
2010-06-09 02:29:43 PM  
KatjaMouse: coffee fiend: dualplains:

Always preferred the other Deschanel.

Ditto. She's hot like a 3 alarm fire.

Really? I always thought she was pretty creepy looking.


Funny; that's the way I feel about Zooey.
 
2010-06-09 02:31:27 PM  
BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.

The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.

That's just off the top of my head.
 
2010-06-09 02:39:48 PM  
BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.

They decide to give massages to each other
 
2010-06-09 02:40:51 PM  
Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?


And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha
 
2010-06-09 02:41:06 PM  
goofycaca: The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.

Either that or they just have one outfit and pass it around. I don't want the costume budget for this movie to go over $45.

/money not spent on clothes can be spent on vegetable oil
 
2010-06-09 02:43:32 PM  
Joy25: BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.

They decide to give massages to each other


Someone fixes the Cable...
 
2010-06-09 02:44:07 PM  
Sahrial: Someone fixes the Cable...

Don't be fatuous, Sahrial
 
2010-06-09 02:45:07 PM  
gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)


you, sir, should have a strut.
"you can tell by the way i use my walk, i'm a homeless man, no time to chop..."
 
2010-06-09 02:45:10 PM  
BunkoSquad: goofycaca: The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.

Either that or they just have one outfit and pass it around. I don't want the costume budget for this movie to go over $45.

/money not spent on clothes can be spent on vegetable oil


Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.

*blink blink blink*

*goes back to bunk*
 
2010-06-09 02:48:29 PM  
madame_lily: Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.

*blink blink blink*

*goes back to bunk*


See, this is just the kind of practical advice I need. You, madam, have just been named co-producer. And if you need help "casting" extras, I'll put the script aside for as long as it takes.
 
2010-06-09 02:51:28 PM  
I read the headline and I...
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2010-06-09 02:51:38 PM  
I had no idea Fark was chock full of thespians
 
2010-06-09 02:53:06 PM  
ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha



Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?
 
2010-06-09 02:59:04 PM  
getting this ready for when I get home and can see the images..

www.celebrationz.co.uk
butter is good for flavor

/and lubrication...
 
2010-06-09 03:01:02 PM  
Whenever I think of Zooey my pants end up all Gooey
 
2010-06-09 03:02:50 PM  
Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha


Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?


when the hell did this turn into one of "those" chat rooms?

/not complaining
//offering props, costumes, sets and lighting as needed in order to be a part of this thing
 
2010-06-09 03:09:28 PM  
bgddy24601: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha


Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?

when the hell did this turn into one of "those" chat rooms?

/not complaining
//offering props, costumes, sets and lighting as needed in order to be a part of this thing


They'll need a Key Grip as well.
 
2010-06-09 03:13:03 PM  
BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.

They should stop by the trampoline store on the way to the Cool-Whip factory. After all of that, a soothing dip in the hot tub should help them relax and forget about the fact that their bathing suits were stolen while they were gone.
 
2010-06-09 03:13:27 PM  
This thread....it's... I'm feeling rather light headed. I think I need a glass of water.

brightideastrust.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-09 03:14:59 PM  
3TJF: This thread....it's... I'm feeling rather light headed. I think I need a glass of water.

Those look like maggots.

/I know... sweating bullets.
 
2010-06-09 03:15:06 PM  
Sahrial: bgddy24601: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha


Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?

when the hell did this turn into one of "those" chat rooms?

/not complaining
//offering props, costumes, sets and lighting as needed in order to be a part of this thing

They'll need a Key Grip as well.


i call gaffer!
 
2010-06-09 03:15:37 PM  
Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha


Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?


Prop?? I'll give you the entire hull!!!

/all week, veal, etc...
 
2010-06-09 03:17:24 PM  
Awesome. A+
 
2010-06-09 03:18:36 PM  
Japancakes: Very much enjoy her music with M.Ward and I could gaze upon her countenance with delight everlong yet a handful more acting lessons wouldn't steer her wrong.

Are you a god?
 
2010-06-09 03:19:04 PM  
Japancakes: three week's worth of material

Thank you for reminding us what we're doing this for: that this isn't just going to be a movie...this is going to be our generation's gift and statement to all mankind.
 
2010-06-09 03:25:30 PM  
madame_lily: Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.

Dammit man!!! We need Whipped Cream in here STAT!!!

i48.photobucket.com">
 
2010-06-09 03:28:39 PM  
Japancakes: Rashida's not too shabby either. And she's naturally hilarious.

/good genes too.
//thought many libidinous thoughts about her mom over the course of my days
///dad's awesome as well.


Not her.
 
2010-06-09 03:28:49 PM  
Sahrial: Japancakes: Very much enjoy her music with M.Ward and I could gaze upon her countenance with delight everlong yet a handful more acting lessons wouldn't steer her wrong.

Are you a god?


Nothing akin. I just occasionally give into the impulse to help disseminate images of her finer work.
 
2010-06-09 03:54:49 PM  
img251.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-09 03:54:55 PM  
BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.

Sounds a little flat. What you need is some conflict like someone wearing another girl's clothes over and over w/out asking only for it to escalate into an all out cat fight as there is a bag full of groceries within reach and indoor swimming pool a few feet away.
 
2010-06-09 03:56:54 PM  
 
2010-06-09 04:00:21 PM  
madame_lily: BunkoSquad: goofycaca: The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.

Either that or they just have one outfit and pass it around. I don't want the costume budget for this movie to go over $45.

/money not spent on clothes can be spent on vegetable oil

Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.

*blink blink blink*

*goes back to bunk*


Whipped cream and Jell-O make for some rather sticky body parts, though ...

Joy25:
Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?

For this group, I'm pretty sure I could operate on command!
;)
 
2010-06-09 04:02:14 PM  
DansLaLuna: I had no idea Fark was chock full of thespians

And chronic/habitual masticaters.
 
2010-06-09 04:02:25 PM  
Hey Japancakes, Great set of photos. That fifth one from the bottom, where she is on the right side of the frame, is that her? She has a different look going, if it is. Thanks for posting them.
 
2010-06-09 04:03:49 PM  
KatjaMouse: and indoor swimming pool a few feet away.

As long as everyone knows we're not going to be able to afford to heat the swimming pool. It'll be cold, ladies...you'll probably have to huddle together for warmth.

/there, that solves the problems with scene 28
 
2010-06-09 04:08:12 PM  
BunkoSquad: KatjaMouse: and indoor swimming pool a few feet away.

As long as everyone knows we're not going to be able to afford to heat the swimming pool. It'll be cold, ladies...you'll probably have to huddle together for warmth.

/there, that solves the problems with scene 28


You're thinking with your heads.
 
2010-06-09 04:11:42 PM  
gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)


They are bitter, bitter apples, with a side of goddamnitsomuch.
 
2010-06-09 04:12:51 PM  
Snort: DansLaLuna: I had no idea Fark was chock full of thespians

And chronic/habitual masticaters.


I'm masticating while I type this.
 
2010-06-09 04:14:11 PM  
meh
 
2010-06-09 04:16:02 PM  
gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)


Which explains your EIP.
 
2010-06-09 04:22:50 PM  
BunkoSquad: KatjaMouse: and indoor swimming pool a few feet away.

As long as everyone knows we're not going to be able to afford to heat the swimming pool. It'll be cold, ladies...you'll probably have to huddle together for warmth.

/there, that solves the problems with scene 28


Still have to explain how she got into the swing in scene 29...
 
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