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(Canoe)   "Deschanel going bi in comedy" says headline which is two words too long   (jam.canoe.ca) divider line 195
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2010-06-09 12:04:52 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.

*removes pants*

Go on.....


Ewwwwww, you just spilled your macaroni all over the floor!
 
2010-06-09 12:10:04 PM
Did she kiss a girl and liked it?
 
2010-06-09 12:11:28 PM
Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

/bummer
 
2010-06-09 12:13:19 PM
Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.

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2010-06-09 12:13:44 PM
Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey Rashida Jones.

FTFY, just because I'd like kill to see Katy and Zooey going at it.

/my bunk, I will be there
 
2010-06-09 12:14:00 PM
Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

/bummer


Katy Perry AND Zooey. That'd be a bit like watching twin sisters make out.
 
2010-06-09 12:15:38 PM
Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

Wait... they're different people?
 
2010-06-09 12:16:59 PM
George_Spelvin: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.
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What the hell is that?
 
2010-06-09 12:17:47 PM
Joy25: What the hell is that?

Looks a little like Abe Lincoln. And has no place in this, the greatest Fark hot-actress-lesbian-scene thread of all time.
 
2010-06-09 12:18:34 PM
img4.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-09 12:18:51 PM
Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

/bummer


oooh, I love Katy Perry. I can just imagine being her assistant and drawing a bath for her.
 
2010-06-09 12:19:49 PM
www.theboxset.com

/hot
 
2010-06-09 12:23:05 PM
Joy25: oooh, I love Katy Perry. I can just imagine being her assistant and drawing a bath for her.

I'm imagining that right now. "Drawing a bath" is some kind of euphemism, right?
 
2010-06-09 12:24:07 PM
Joy25: George_Spelvin: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.
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What the hell is that?




It's a schooner.
 
2010-06-09 12:25:00 PM
KatjaMouse: Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

Wait... they're different people?


totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com
/hot...............................................and hot

You know those cheesy movies where two people switch trade lives and everyone is somehow unaware of this? Yeah, I would fall in that category.
 
2010-06-09 12:25:14 PM
scarmig: Joy25: George_Spelvin:
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What the hell is that?



It's a schooner.


You dumb bastard. It isn't a schooner, it's a sailboat.
 
2010-06-09 12:32:01 PM
KatjaMouse: scarmig: Joy25: George_Spelvin:
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What the hell is that?



It's a schooner.

You dumb bastard. It isn't a schooner, it's a sailboat.


It's a whale. You can totally see the tail if you squint.
 
2010-06-09 12:36:00 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com

This is what I'm talking about. Let's focus, here, people.
 
2010-06-09 12:36:40 PM
dualplains:
i744.photobucket.com
Always preferred the other Deschanel.



Ditto. She's hot like a 3 alarm fire.
 
2010-06-09 12:38:44 PM
Joy25: Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.


Important to who?


I think I'm having a case of deja vu.

/fist, angry god, etc.
 
2010-06-09 12:41:09 PM
coffee fiend: dualplains:

Always preferred the other Deschanel.

Ditto. She's hot like a 3 alarm fire.


Really? I always thought she was pretty creepy looking.
 
2010-06-09 12:43:30 PM
at first i thought she was going to be doing it with this girl:
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Niecy_Nash.jpg" width="176" height="436">
and I was a bit sad.

but then I realized it was:
<img src="http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/staytuned/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ras hida-jones_l.jpg">and I was cool with it
 
2010-06-09 12:44:05 PM
what happened to my html... oh well
 
2010-06-09 12:44:35 PM
Tranquil Hegemony: Joy25: oooh, I love Katy Perry. I can just imagine being her assistant and drawing a bath for her.

I'm imagining that right now. "Drawing a bath" is some kind of euphemism, right?



No, I'd have to use a euphemism for what happens in the bath.

Something like - grease the skids or shine the chrome.
 
2010-06-09 12:45:15 PM
TheBlackrose: Joy25: Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.


Important to who?

I think I'm having a case of deja vu.

/fist, angry god, etc.



I wonder if he remembers?
 
2010-06-09 12:51:36 PM
Didn't she already kiss a girl and like it?
 
2010-06-09 12:51:57 PM
Joy25: TheBlackrose: Joy25: Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.


Important to who?

I think I'm having a case of deja vu.

/fist, angry god, etc.


I wonder if he remembers?


If not then you're that good.
 
2010-06-09 12:57:15 PM
Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.
 
2010-06-09 01:03:46 PM
madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.


Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?
 
2010-06-09 01:05:16 PM
Joy25: What the hell is that?

It's an ASCII version of the image of the girl doing a cartwheel on the beach, with the caption LOOK AT ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!
 
2010-06-09 01:06:20 PM
Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?


Yowza! I'll be in my bunk... again.
 
2010-06-09 01:07:45 PM
GavinTheAlmighty: Joy25: What the hell is that?

It's an ASCII version of the image of the girl doing a cartwheel on the beach, with the caption LOOK AT ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!


Yes, I saw it after I posted. Thanks.
 
2010-06-09 01:08:18 PM
madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.


Hey you were great on NCIS
 
2010-06-09 01:08:46 PM
wheresourfish: Ewwwwww, you just spilled your macaroni all over the floor!

Occupational hazard.
 
2010-06-09 01:10:27 PM
ekdikeo4: Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

/bummer

Katy Perry AND Zooey. That'd be a bit like watching twin sisters make out.


And I'm spent
 
2010-06-09 01:22:24 PM
Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?


Dear God, me also?
 
2010-06-09 01:26:08 PM
Oysterman: KatjaMouse: Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

Wait... they're different people?


/hot...............................................and hot

You know those cheesy movies where two people switch trade lives and everyone is somehow unaware of this? Yeah, I would fall in that category.



Zooey is a natural beauty. Katy Perry has about ten pounds of makeup on at all times It's not that the latter isn't cute, but there's no comparison.

celebrities.ninemsn.com.au
 
2010-06-09 01:45:30 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

+

www.patsfans.com

=

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-09 01:47:45 PM
Sybarite: Oysterman: KatjaMouse: Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

Wait... they're different people?


/hot...............................................and hot

You know those cheesy movies where two people switch trade lives and everyone is somehow unaware of this? Yeah, I would fall in that category.


Zooey is a natural beauty. Katy Perry has about ten pounds of makeup on at all times It's not that the latter isn't cute, but there's no comparison.


Missing the whole picture there...
 
2010-06-09 01:52:36 PM
Ohhhhh, she's so quirky and attainable because she wore vintage dresses and dated a character who listened to The Smiths in that one movie .

She's nothing like those other Hollywood attention whores who wouldn't give a guy like me the time of day.
 
2010-06-09 01:54:32 PM
I love Rashida Jones from the back.
 
2010-06-09 01:55:28 PM
TMWBWWNS

(This Movie Will Be Worthless Without Nude Scene)
 
2010-06-09 01:55:46 PM
ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?


What can you bring to the table?
 
2010-06-09 01:57:51 PM
InmanRoshi: Ohhhhh, she's so quirky and attainable because she wore vintage dresses and dated a character who listened to The Smiths in that one movie .

She's nothing like those other Hollywood attention whores who wouldn't give a guy like me the time of day.


awwwwww...poor baby. She won't drop the restraining order?
 
2010-06-09 02:02:50 PM
Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?


That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.
 
2010-06-09 02:04:24 PM
madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.


Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.
 
2010-06-09 02:07:31 PM
ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.


We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?
 
2010-06-09 02:10:28 PM
I don't think my penis is going to recover from the beating it's taking in this thread.
 
2010-06-09 02:11:44 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: +



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No shiat. When this comes out, I'm going to need to wait for the DVD or else I'm going to end up on a sex offender list.
 
2010-06-09 02:13:56 PM
Joy25, KatjaMouse, and madame_lily,
you've brightened our day. thank you.

i need to get my wife in on this action. she's bi too. after a while i realized that the threesome probably isn't ever going to happen, but the little things are awesome. a while ago, we made our fantasy lists of who we'd fark if given the chance. my wife picked all women (as did i), 3/5 same as mine. also things like her flipping through the channels and she blurts out "ohh boobies!" and stays on that channel, her trying to take pictures of topless women at the beach, catching her ogling a hot woman, etc.
 
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