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(Canoe)   "Deschanel going bi in comedy" says headline which is two words too long   ( jam.canoe.ca) divider line
    More: Cool, Zooey Deschanel, Rashida Jones, Paul Rudd, Deschanel, Days of Summer, Park Slope, fashion magazines, Angelspit  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-06-09 07:18:08 AM  
I still think her name is spelled funny.
 
2010-06-09 07:56:29 AM  
Zooey

ZAZ: I still think her name is spelled funny.


Zooey

Every time you see her name in print, put dots in the O's so they look like bewbs. Heh hehehh.
 
2010-06-09 09:39:32 AM  
Wife and I agree we'd tear into that like Rosie O'Donnell at an Old Country Buffet
 
2010-06-09 09:51:56 AM  
MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)
 
2010-06-09 10:12:37 AM  
Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones will play lovers...


www.insidesocal.com

Thank you, God!

 
2010-06-09 10:17:39 AM  

Tresser: MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)


/pathetic
 
2010-06-09 10:32:36 AM  
She is adorable incarnate.

img193.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-09 11:04:25 AM  
Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones will play lovers

Oh... yes.
 
2010-06-09 11:05:04 AM  

fisker: Tresser: MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)

/pathetic


don't be sad you didn't think of it first sweet tits
 
2010-06-09 11:10:22 AM  
Maybe this will help me forget I ever rented Gigantic.
 
2010-06-09 11:14:07 AM  

Tresser: fisker: Tresser: MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)

/pathetic

don't be sad you didn't think of it first sweet tits


you are just bursting with ingenuity and cleverness.
 
2010-06-09 11:14:45 AM  
I'd...comment...on...this...but losing...conciousnes......
 
2010-06-09 11:17:28 AM  

Tresser: MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)


can you also start a page to get a decent next gen version of ssx on the consoles? Then I can sign up for both.
 
2010-06-09 11:17:56 AM  
I'm already in line outisde the theater for this, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/pitched a tent
//now have to do something about shelter
 
2010-06-09 11:19:43 AM  
Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy
 
2010-06-09 11:23:57 AM  
ok, so which farker pitched this screenplay?

/better see the extended pillow fight scene on the dvd
 
2010-06-09 11:24:04 AM  

Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy


Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.
 
2010-06-09 11:24:19 AM  

olapbill: can you also start a page to get a decent next gen version of ssx on the consoles? Then I can sign up for both.shiat son...that would be solid.

 
2010-06-09 11:25:04 AM  

Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy


How YOU doing? :)
 
2010-06-09 11:25:50 AM  

Outlaw2097: ok, so which farker pitched this screenplay?


My draft started with "INT - SHOWER - DAY" and trusted on the improv skills of the actors to fill the rest of the 3:28 running time I insisted upon.
 
2010-06-09 11:28:49 AM  
And Paul Rudd and Elizabeth Banks!
 
2010-06-09 11:30:42 AM  
parksandrecreationtv.com

+

blogs.sfweekly.com


=

A weekend of Fark.com becoming a virtual ghost town whenever this movie comes out.
 
2010-06-09 11:30:42 AM  

Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.



Important to who?
 
2010-06-09 11:32:42 AM  
I immediately thought of

i178.photobucket.com

+

i178.photobucket.com (Flo from Progressive Insurance)

when I read that....I have no idea why.

/"Tacos?" "Yesssssss!"
 
2010-06-09 11:32:57 AM  

Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy


Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)
 
2010-06-09 11:34:50 AM  

susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)



I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.
 
2010-06-09 11:35:10 AM  
i225.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-09 11:36:21 AM  
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2010-06-09 11:38:27 AM  

Joy25: Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.


Important to who?


Moi.

Like anyone else matters. :-)
 
2010-06-09 11:38:34 AM  
Man did it just get real lesbian in here? Someone crack a window or something, let some of this lesbian out...
 
2010-06-09 11:38:40 AM  
Wow, glad that Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek were the chicks that edged Zooey off my list. I don't know if I can fight as viciously for her like Joy's willing to.
 
2010-06-09 11:38:56 AM  

Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.


In my mind she can manage you both.
 
2010-06-09 11:42:58 AM  

KatjaMouse: A weekend of Fark.com becoming a virtual ghost town whenever this movie comes out.


What is the sound of one hand texting?
 
2010-06-09 11:43:45 AM  
I'll be seeing the hell out of this movie.
 
2010-06-09 11:44:07 AM  
Who?

(GIS)

oh my...
 
2010-06-09 11:44:26 AM  

KatjaMouse: Wow, glad that Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek were the chicks that edged Zooey off my list. I don't know if I can fight as viciously for her like Joy's willing to.


I love your list. We have the same taste.
 
2010-06-09 11:47:49 AM  
I was hoping it was the hot one.
 
2010-06-09 11:49:30 AM  

BunkoSquad: Outlaw2097: ok, so which farker pitched this screenplay?

My draft started with "INT - SHOWER - DAY" and trusted on the improv skills of the actors to fill the rest of the 3:28 running time I insisted upon.


That's 3 minutes 28 seconds, right?
 
2010-06-09 11:51:51 AM  

Blues_X: Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones will play lovers...


I feel like I'm going to pass out. I think I need to go home.
 
2010-06-09 11:52:26 AM  
Been told by complete strangers I look like Paul Rudd (or "that guy in Clueless/Anchorman/40 Year Old Virgin").

Not that that matters, I just wanted to say that the thought of Zooey and Rashida made my Sex Panther grow[l].

/And hoping for pics
 
2010-06-09 11:54:48 AM  
No words... they should have sent a poet.
 
2010-06-09 11:56:03 AM  
I'm actually disappointed by the disturbing lack of pics.
 
2010-06-09 11:56:37 AM  

KatjaMouse: Wow, glad that Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek were the chicks that edged Zooey off my list. I don't know if I can fight as viciously for her like Joy's willing to.


I suggest a battle royale to see who wins it all.

....nude with jello or mud your preference
 
2010-06-09 11:56:55 AM  

Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.


*removes pants*

Go on.....
 
2010-06-09 11:57:46 AM  

ekdikeo4: That's 3 minutes 28 seconds, right?


Well, I'm in serious rewrite now that focus testing has indicated that audiences want to see Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek in it as well.

This may have to be a three-parter.
 
2010-06-09 11:59:54 AM  

BunkoSquad: ekdikeo4: That's 3 minutes 28 seconds, right?

Well, I'm in serious rewrite now that focus testing has indicated that audiences want to see Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek in it as well.


Well, looks like I'm in the fight now. Bring it.
 
2010-06-09 12:01:08 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.

*removes pants*

Go on.....


But your pants are full of macafoni. What do you intend to do with your pants down?
 
2010-06-09 12:01:44 PM  
Always preferred the other Deschanel.

i744.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-09 12:02:49 PM  

KatjaMouse: BunkoSquad: ekdikeo4: That's 3 minutes 28 seconds, right?

Well, I'm in serious rewrite now that focus testing has indicated that audiences want to see Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek in it as well.

Well, looks like I'm in the fight now. Bring it.


Sorry I ripped your shirt. Pretty bra!
 
2010-06-09 12:03:22 PM  
This script is writing itself!

/my f5 key is going to be broken soon
 
2010-06-09 12:04:52 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.

*removes pants*

Go on.....


Ewwwwww, you just spilled your macaroni all over the floor!
 
2010-06-09 12:10:04 PM  
Did she kiss a girl and liked it?
 
2010-06-09 12:11:28 PM  
Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

/bummer
 
2010-06-09 12:13:19 PM  

Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.

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2010-06-09 12:13:44 PM  

Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey Rashida Jones.


FTFY, just because I'd like kill to see Katy and Zooey going at it.

/my bunk, I will be there
 
2010-06-09 12:14:00 PM  

Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

/bummer


Katy Perry AND Zooey. That'd be a bit like watching twin sisters make out.
 
2010-06-09 12:15:38 PM  

Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.


Wait... they're different people?
 
2010-06-09 12:16:59 PM  

George_Spelvin: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.
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What the hell is that?
 
2010-06-09 12:17:47 PM  

Joy25: What the hell is that?


Looks a little like Abe Lincoln. And has no place in this, the greatest Fark hot-actress-lesbian-scene thread of all time.
 
2010-06-09 12:18:34 PM  
img4.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-09 12:18:51 PM  

Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

/bummer


oooh, I love Katy Perry. I can just imagine being her assistant and drawing a bath for her.
 
2010-06-09 12:19:49 PM  
www.theboxset.com

/hot
 
2010-06-09 12:23:05 PM  

Joy25: oooh, I love Katy Perry. I can just imagine being her assistant and drawing a bath for her.


I'm imagining that right now. "Drawing a bath" is some kind of euphemism, right?
 
2010-06-09 12:24:07 PM  

Joy25: George_Spelvin: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.
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What the hell is that?


It's a schooner.
 
2010-06-09 12:25:00 PM  

KatjaMouse: Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

Wait... they're different people?


totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com
/hot...............................................and hot

You know those cheesy movies where two people switch trade lives and everyone is somehow unaware of this? Yeah, I would fall in that category.
 
2010-06-09 12:25:14 PM  

scarmig: Joy25: George_Spelvin:
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What the hell is that?

It's a schooner.


You dumb bastard. It isn't a schooner, it's a sailboat.
 
2010-06-09 12:32:01 PM  

KatjaMouse: scarmig: Joy25: George_Spelvin:
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What the hell is that?

It's a schooner.

You dumb bastard. It isn't a schooner, it's a sailboat.


It's a whale. You can totally see the tail if you squint.
 
2010-06-09 12:36:00 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

This is what I'm talking about. Let's focus, here, people.
 
2010-06-09 12:36:40 PM  
dualplains:
i744.photobucket.com
Always preferred the other Deschanel.

Ditto. She's hot like a 3 alarm fire.
 
2010-06-09 12:38:44 PM  

Joy25: Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.


Important to who?


I think I'm having a case of deja vu.

/fist, angry god, etc.
 
2010-06-09 12:41:09 PM  

coffee fiend: dualplains:

Always preferred the other Deschanel.

Ditto. She's hot like a 3 alarm fire.


Really? I always thought she was pretty creepy looking.
 
2010-06-09 12:43:30 PM  
at first i thought she was going to be doing it with this girl:
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Niecy_Nash.jpg​" width="176" height="436">
and I was a bit sad.

but then I realized it was:
<img src="http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/staytuned/wp-content/uploads/2​009/04/ras hida-jones_l.jpg">and I was cool with it
 
2010-06-09 12:44:05 PM  
what happened to my html... oh well
 
2010-06-09 12:44:35 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Joy25: oooh, I love Katy Perry. I can just imagine being her assistant and drawing a bath for her.

I'm imagining that right now. "Drawing a bath" is some kind of euphemism, right?



No, I'd have to use a euphemism for what happens in the bath.

Something like - grease the skids or shine the chrome.
 
2010-06-09 12:45:15 PM  

TheBlackrose: Joy25: Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.


Important to who?

I think I'm having a case of deja vu.

/fist, angry god, etc.



I wonder if he remembers?
 
2010-06-09 12:51:36 PM  
Didn't she already kiss a girl and like it?
 
2010-06-09 12:51:57 PM  

Joy25: TheBlackrose: Joy25: Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.


Important to who?

I think I'm having a case of deja vu.

/fist, angry god, etc.


I wonder if he remembers?


If not then you're that good.
 
2010-06-09 12:57:15 PM  
Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.
 
2010-06-09 01:03:46 PM  

madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.


Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?
 
2010-06-09 01:05:16 PM  

Joy25: What the hell is that?


It's an ASCII version of the image of the girl doing a cartwheel on the beach, with the caption LOOK AT ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!
 
2010-06-09 01:06:20 PM  

Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?


Yowza! I'll be in my bunk... again.
 
2010-06-09 01:07:45 PM  

GavinTheAlmighty: Joy25: What the hell is that?

It's an ASCII version of the image of the girl doing a cartwheel on the beach, with the caption LOOK AT ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!


Yes, I saw it after I posted. Thanks.
 
2010-06-09 01:08:18 PM  

madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.


Hey you were great on NCIS
 
2010-06-09 01:08:46 PM  

wheresourfish: Ewwwwww, you just spilled your macaroni all over the floor!


Occupational hazard.
 
2010-06-09 01:10:27 PM  

ekdikeo4: Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

/bummer

Katy Perry AND Zooey. That'd be a bit like watching twin sisters make out.


And I'm spent
 
2010-06-09 01:22:24 PM  

Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?


Dear God, me also?
 
2010-06-09 01:26:08 PM  

Oysterman: KatjaMouse: Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

Wait... they're different people?


/hot...............................................and hot

You know those cheesy movies where two people switch trade lives and everyone is somehow unaware of this? Yeah, I would fall in that category.



Zooey is a natural beauty. Katy Perry has about ten pounds of makeup on at all times It's not that the latter isn't cute, but there's no comparison.

celebrities.ninemsn.com.au
 
2010-06-09 01:45:30 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

+

www.patsfans.com

=

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-09 01:47:45 PM  

Sybarite: Oysterman: KatjaMouse: Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

Wait... they're different people?


/hot...............................................and hot

You know those cheesy movies where two people switch trade lives and everyone is somehow unaware of this? Yeah, I would fall in that category.


Zooey is a natural beauty. Katy Perry has about ten pounds of makeup on at all times It's not that the latter isn't cute, but there's no comparison.


Missing the whole picture there...
 
2010-06-09 01:52:36 PM  
Ohhhhh, she's so quirky and attainable because she wore vintage dresses and dated a character who listened to The Smiths in that one movie .

She's nothing like those other Hollywood attention whores who wouldn't give a guy like me the time of day.
 
2010-06-09 01:54:32 PM  
I love Rashida Jones from the back.
 
2010-06-09 01:55:28 PM  
TMWBWWNS

(This Movie Will Be Worthless Without Nude Scene)
 
2010-06-09 01:55:46 PM  

ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?


What can you bring to the table?
 
2010-06-09 01:57:51 PM  

InmanRoshi: Ohhhhh, she's so quirky and attainable because she wore vintage dresses and dated a character who listened to The Smiths in that one movie .

She's nothing like those other Hollywood attention whores who wouldn't give a guy like me the time of day.


awwwwww...poor baby. She won't drop the restraining order?
 
2010-06-09 02:02:50 PM  

Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?


That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.
 
2010-06-09 02:04:24 PM  

madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.


Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.
 
2010-06-09 02:07:31 PM  

ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.


We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?
 
2010-06-09 02:10:28 PM  
I don't think my penis is going to recover from the beating it's taking in this thread.
 
2010-06-09 02:11:44 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: +

=


No shiat. When this comes out, I'm going to need to wait for the DVD or else I'm going to end up on a sex offender list.
 
2010-06-09 02:13:56 PM  
Joy25, KatjaMouse, and madame_lily,
you've brightened our day. thank you.

i need to get my wife in on this action. she's bi too. after a while i realized that the threesome probably isn't ever going to happen, but the little things are awesome. a while ago, we made our fantasy lists of who we'd fark if given the chance. my wife picked all women (as did i), 3/5 same as mine. also things like her flipping through the channels and she blurts out "ohh boobies!" and stays on that channel, her trying to take pictures of topless women at the beach, catching her ogling a hot woman, etc.
 
2010-06-09 02:16:44 PM  

madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.


Nice collar. Did you earn it or wear it for show?
 
2010-06-09 02:17:17 PM  
*grins* I love having my ego stroked this early in the day!

Giggity!

But I'm still waiting for my hot Zooey, Christina, girly slumber party/gang bang.

A girl can dream can't she....................
 
2010-06-09 02:18:07 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.

*removes pants*

Go on.....


You know, that joke never fails to make me grin...
 
2010-06-09 02:21:17 PM  

InmanRoshi: She's nothing like those other Hollywood attention whores who wouldn't give a guy like me the time of day.


you do realize that being a bitter misanthrope greatly reduces the chances of any woman giving you the time of day.
 
2010-06-09 02:22:08 PM  

MysticSavage: I don't think my penis is going to recover from the beating it's taking in this thread.


Have you been beating your penis again?
 
2010-06-09 02:22:56 PM  

madame_lily: *grins* I love having my ego stroked this early in the day!

Giggity!

But I'm still waiting for my hot Zooey, Christina, girly slumber party/gang bang.

A girl can dream can't she....................


I hope your dream comes true. And I hope you film it, otherwise nobody will believe you. You'd want people to believe you, right? We'd need to see evidence, of course.

/EIP
 
2010-06-09 02:24:21 PM  

WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.


I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)
 
2010-06-09 02:26:40 PM  

gideon: I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)


/shakes tiny fist
 
2010-06-09 02:28:54 PM  
Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.
 
2010-06-09 02:29:43 PM  

KatjaMouse: coffee fiend: dualplains:

Always preferred the other Deschanel.

Ditto. She's hot like a 3 alarm fire.

Really? I always thought she was pretty creepy looking.


Funny; that's the way I feel about Zooey.
 
2010-06-09 02:31:27 PM  

BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.


The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.

That's just off the top of my head.
 
2010-06-09 02:39:48 PM  

BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.


They decide to give massages to each other
 
2010-06-09 02:40:51 PM  

Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?


And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha
 
2010-06-09 02:41:06 PM  

goofycaca: The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.


Either that or they just have one outfit and pass it around. I don't want the costume budget for this movie to go over $45.

/money not spent on clothes can be spent on vegetable oil
 
2010-06-09 02:43:32 PM  

Joy25: BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.

They decide to give massages to each other


Someone fixes the Cable...
 
2010-06-09 02:44:07 PM  

Sahrial: Someone fixes the Cable...


Don't be fatuous, Sahrial
 
2010-06-09 02:45:07 PM  

gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)


you, sir, should have a strut.
"you can tell by the way i use my walk, i'm a homeless man, no time to chop..."
 
2010-06-09 02:45:10 PM  

BunkoSquad: goofycaca: The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.

Either that or they just have one outfit and pass it around. I don't want the costume budget for this movie to go over $45.

/money not spent on clothes can be spent on vegetable oil


Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.

*blink blink blink*

*goes back to bunk*
 
2010-06-09 02:48:29 PM  

madame_lily: Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.

*blink blink blink*

*goes back to bunk*


See, this is just the kind of practical advice I need. You, madam, have just been named co-producer. And if you need help "casting" extras, I'll put the script aside for as long as it takes.
 
2010-06-09 02:51:28 PM  
I read the headline and I...
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2010-06-09 02:51:38 PM  
I had no idea Fark was chock full of thespians
 
2010-06-09 02:53:06 PM  

ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha



Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?
 
2010-06-09 02:59:04 PM  
getting this ready for when I get home and can see the images..

www.celebrationz.co.uk
butter is good for flavor

/and lubrication...
 
2010-06-09 03:01:02 PM  
Whenever I think of Zooey my pants end up all Gooey
 
2010-06-09 03:02:50 PM  

Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha


Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?


when the hell did this turn into one of "those" chat rooms?

/not complaining
//offering props, costumes, sets and lighting as needed in order to be a part of this thing
 
2010-06-09 03:09:28 PM  

bgddy24601: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha


Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?

when the hell did this turn into one of "those" chat rooms?

/not complaining
//offering props, costumes, sets and lighting as needed in order to be a part of this thing


They'll need a Key Grip as well.
 
2010-06-09 03:13:03 PM  

BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.


They should stop by the trampoline store on the way to the Cool-Whip factory. After all of that, a soothing dip in the hot tub should help them relax and forget about the fact that their bathing suits were stolen while they were gone.
 
2010-06-09 03:13:27 PM  
This thread....it's... I'm feeling rather light headed. I think I need a glass of water.

brightideastrust.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-09 03:14:59 PM  

3TJF: This thread....it's... I'm feeling rather light headed. I think I need a glass of water.


Those look like maggots.

/I know... sweating bullets.
 
2010-06-09 03:15:06 PM  

Sahrial: bgddy24601: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha


Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?

when the hell did this turn into one of "those" chat rooms?

/not complaining
//offering props, costumes, sets and lighting as needed in order to be a part of this thing

They'll need a Key Grip as well.


i call gaffer!
 
2010-06-09 03:15:37 PM  

Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: ekdikeo4: Joy25: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Just looked at your pic. Damn. Can I join in?

Dear God, me also?

What can you bring to the table?

That depends on if you want this to be an all-girl party. :D

Frankly, I think madame_lily might be hotter than the girls we're obsessing over in this thread.

We'll need someone to do our bidding. Provide hot water, oils, towels etc. Can you do all that with one hand?

And operate electronic devices with the other, simultaneously. I'm talented.

hahahaha


Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?


Prop?? I'll give you the entire hull!!!

/all week, veal, etc...
 
2010-06-09 03:17:24 PM  
Awesome. A+
 
2010-06-09 03:18:36 PM  

Japancakes: Very much enjoy her music with M.Ward and I could gaze upon her countenance with delight everlong yet a handful more acting lessons wouldn't steer her wrong.


Are you a god?
 
2010-06-09 03:19:04 PM  

Japancakes: three week's worth of material


Thank you for reminding us what we're doing this for: that this isn't just going to be a movie...this is going to be our generation's gift and statement to all mankind.
 
2010-06-09 03:25:30 PM  

madame_lily: Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.


Dammit man!!! We need Whipped Cream in here STAT!!!

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2010-06-09 03:28:39 PM  

Japancakes: Rashida's not too shabby either. And she's naturally hilarious.

/good genes too.
//thought many libidinous thoughts about her mom over the course of my days
///dad's awesome as well.


Not her.
 
2010-06-09 03:28:49 PM  

Sahrial: Japancakes: Very much enjoy her music with M.Ward and I could gaze upon her countenance with delight everlong yet a handful more acting lessons wouldn't steer her wrong.

Are you a god?


Nothing akin. I just occasionally give into the impulse to help disseminate images of her finer work.
 
2010-06-09 03:54:49 PM  
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2010-06-09 03:54:55 PM  

BunkoSquad: Update: my next draft of the script is coming along real well. In addition to the lengthy shower scene, there's now a 45-minute slow motion pillow fight, four separate games of Twister, another shower scene, an eventful visit to the Cool-Whip factory, and a wacky subplot where our heroines try on lingerie for an hour and seventeen minutes. But I still am not happy with parts of the plot, so I'd really appreciate some more very well thought-out plot twist ideas from Farkettes.


Sounds a little flat. What you need is some conflict like someone wearing another girl's clothes over and over w/out asking only for it to escalate into an all out cat fight as there is a bag full of groceries within reach and indoor swimming pool a few feet away.
 
2010-06-09 03:56:54 PM  
 
2010-06-09 04:00:21 PM  

madame_lily: BunkoSquad: goofycaca: The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.

Either that or they just have one outfit and pass it around. I don't want the costume budget for this movie to go over $45.

/money not spent on clothes can be spent on vegetable oil

Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.

*blink blink blink*

*goes back to bunk*


Whipped cream and Jell-O make for some rather sticky body parts, though ...

Joy25:
Can you provide a big "prop" in a moments notice if we need a man?

For this group, I'm pretty sure I could operate on command!
;)
 
2010-06-09 04:02:14 PM  

DansLaLuna: I had no idea Fark was chock full of thespians


And chronic/habitual masticaters.
 
2010-06-09 04:02:25 PM  
Hey Japancakes, Great set of photos. That fifth one from the bottom, where she is on the right side of the frame, is that her? She has a different look going, if it is. Thanks for posting them.
 
2010-06-09 04:03:49 PM  

KatjaMouse: and indoor swimming pool a few feet away.


As long as everyone knows we're not going to be able to afford to heat the swimming pool. It'll be cold, ladies...you'll probably have to huddle together for warmth.

/there, that solves the problems with scene 28
 
2010-06-09 04:08:12 PM  

BunkoSquad: KatjaMouse: and indoor swimming pool a few feet away.

As long as everyone knows we're not going to be able to afford to heat the swimming pool. It'll be cold, ladies...you'll probably have to huddle together for warmth.

/there, that solves the problems with scene 28


You're thinking with your heads.
 
2010-06-09 04:11:42 PM  

gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)


They are bitter, bitter apples, with a side of goddamnitsomuch.
 
2010-06-09 04:12:51 PM  

Snort: DansLaLuna: I had no idea Fark was chock full of thespians

And chronic/habitual masticaters.


I'm masticating while I type this.
 
2010-06-09 04:14:11 PM  
meh
 
2010-06-09 04:16:02 PM  

gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)


Which explains your EIP.
 
2010-06-09 04:22:50 PM  

BunkoSquad: KatjaMouse: and indoor swimming pool a few feet away.

As long as everyone knows we're not going to be able to afford to heat the swimming pool. It'll be cold, ladies...you'll probably have to huddle together for warmth.

/there, that solves the problems with scene 28


Still have to explain how she got into the swing in scene 29...
 
2010-06-09 04:27:30 PM  

gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)


You ever hear the phrase "sharing is caring"?

/please?
 
2010-06-09 04:30:17 PM  

Sahrial: Still have to explain how she got into the swing in scene 29...


The swing scene may have to be pushed into the sequel...I've written myself into quite a corner with the "tribe of Amazons" subplot, and it's going to take me a while to tie that in with the "oh my God, Christina, you didn't tell us it was a nude beach" arc of the second act.
 
2010-06-09 04:33:54 PM  

gideon: WeenieGuy: madame_lily: Dear Buddha,

Please bring me Zooey & Christina Hendricks, naked, and covered in honey. I have been a very good girl. I promise I will take very good care of them. I'll even share them if people ask nicely.

And a pony and little plastic rocket ship.

Thank you.

Oh sweet jesus. I love Zooey and Christina but I'd take you instead.

I've been calling Madame Lily "Wifey" for the past 7.5 years. How you like them apples? ;)



Yeah, I was doing that too until the restraining order was made permanent.
 
2010-06-09 04:35:36 PM  
Wow ladies, just wow......
 
2010-06-09 04:36:27 PM  

madame_lily: BunkoSquad: goofycaca: The lingerie turns out to be poorly produced and frequently falls apart.

Either that or they just have one outfit and pass it around. I don't want the costume budget for this movie to go over $45.

/money not spent on clothes can be spent on vegetable oil

Oh ick! Vegetable oil is nasty and impossible to enjoy. Now Whipped cream or Jello? That's better. Tasty and more photogenic........Not like I'd know anything about this.

*blink blink blink*

*goes back to bunk*



EIP
 
2010-06-09 05:00:55 PM  

Joy25:
EIP


as well, as well. *checks to see if that is still there*

Yup!
 
2010-06-09 05:03:06 PM  
EIP?
 
2010-06-09 05:05:53 PM  
*slaps forehead*

Nevermind..............Yes his is sometimes, but he's all mine.

And he promised to share Monica Bellucci with me too.
 
2010-06-09 05:06:27 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: KatjaMouse: A weekend of Fark.com becoming a virtual ghost town whenever this movie comes out.

What is the sound of one hand texting?


I don't know. The sound of it has caused me to go deaf.
 
2010-06-09 05:18:15 PM  

madame_lily: EIP?


email in profile

If you want to talk.
 
2010-06-09 05:19:37 PM  
This thread is officially Legendary!! (new window and NSFW)
 
2010-06-09 05:19:55 PM  

madame_lily: EIP?


EIP means that her email address is listed in her profile. So in case you wanted to email her (or anyone else) something maybe say umm pictures you could.
 
2010-06-09 06:02:03 PM  
/has tickets to see She and Him next month.
 
2010-06-09 06:03:38 PM  

apeiron242: /has tickets to see She and Him next month.


Who's jealous and has two thumbs? This chick.
 
2010-06-09 06:06:38 PM  
Came for the pics of Zooey, stayed for the fanfic.
 
2010-06-09 06:17:08 PM  

Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.


i'm experiencing blood loss in several extremities, halp by continuing
 
2010-06-09 06:20:54 PM  

loonatic112358: i'm experiencing blood loss in several extremities, halp by continuing


You can continue w/ the screen play in the works. It includes a handful of Farkettes w/ guest appearances w/ Zooey, Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek.
 
2010-06-09 06:25:40 PM  

BunkoSquad: Sahrial: Still have to explain how she got into the swing in scene 29...

The swing scene may have to be pushed into the sequel...I've written myself into quite a corner with the "tribe of Amazons" subplot, and it's going to take me a while to tie that in with the "oh my God, Christina, you didn't tell us it was a nude beach" arc of the second act.


they are in mexico on the beach, where they are hijacked and their clothes are stolen

the thieves will of course be many nubile latinas
 
2010-06-09 06:26:18 PM  

KatjaMouse: loonatic112358: i'm experiencing blood loss in several extremities, halp by continuing

You can continue w/ the screen play in the works. It includes a handful of Farkettes w/ guest appearances w/ Zooey, Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek.


may pass out, may need mouth to mouth halp
 
2010-06-09 06:34:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-09 06:52:53 PM  

3TJF: crispycris

Won't somebody think of the kittens!!



Kittens are safe; pretty sure it's a 'shop
 
2010-06-09 07:01:10 PM  

Sparkimus Prime: 3TJF: crispycris

Won't somebody think of the kittens!!


Kittens are safe; pretty sure it's a 'shop


nope.
 
2010-06-09 07:02:11 PM  

Sparkimus Prime: Kittens are safe; pretty sure it's a 'shop


I am left with mixed feelings about it probably being a shop, one hand I an glad that the kittens are safe, but in the other hand things have gone limp.
 
2010-06-09 07:03:14 PM  
ofc its a shop >D. but a good one.
 
2010-06-09 07:14:05 PM  
KatjaMouse

Riotboy: Katy Perry would of been soooo-o much better than Zooey.

Wait... they're different people?


Here's how you can tell the difference: Zooey can actually sing.
 
2010-06-09 07:26:11 PM  

Japancakes: Apologies.


I wish more people would make mistakes like that.
 
2010-06-09 07:36:04 PM  

Sparkimus Prime: Kittens are safe; pretty sure it's a 'shop


Yeah, like you've never flogged the bishop to a particularly good 'shop or two...
 
2010-06-09 07:46:06 PM  
Am I the only person on Fark who doesn't want to "/fist of angry god" this woman? I mean she's not ugly, but she's not super hot either. I just don't get it. Would rather some Christina Ricci.
 
2010-06-09 07:55:47 PM  
So who is this woman?

Any answer better than a GIS or 'just google her man' will be gladly accepted.

I saw 15 to 20 better looking at this weekends fest. Yeah, I know... fire up mr. pointyknees, etc.

meh
 
2010-06-09 07:56:26 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: Am I the only person on Fark who doesn't want to "/fist of angry god" this woman? I mean she's not ugly, but she's not super hot either. I just don't get it. Would rather some Christina Ricci.


^^This
 
2010-06-09 08:02:51 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: Am I the only person on Fark who doesn't want to "/fist of angry god" this woman? I mean she's not ugly, but she's not super hot either. I just don't get it. Would rather some Christina Ricci.


I'm not a guy, but I don't quite get it either. She's cute and all, but if any woman is gonna make me question my heterosexuality, it ain't gonna be her.

I'm honestly not that familiar with her though, so it must be some quality that photos aren't portraying. From a purely physical standpoint, I just don't see what all the fuss is about.
 
2010-06-09 08:18:30 PM  

JmBa: From a purely physical standpoint, I just don't see what all the fuss is about.


I think it might be the fact that she possesses a vagina.

/ Good enough for most folks around here...
 
2010-06-09 08:32:25 PM  
put me down in the "fap" category
 
2010-06-09 08:53:16 PM  
I have enjoyed this thread rather vigorously. You ladies are alright.
 
2010-06-09 09:50:23 PM  

dualplains: Always preferred the other Deschanel.


The only things sharper than her jawline are her knees.
 
2010-06-09 09:56:48 PM  

Farkshower1972: JmBa: From a purely physical standpoint, I just don't see what all the fuss is about.

I think it might be the fact that she possesses a vagina.

/ Good enough for most folks around here...


you sound fat

/I keed
//oblig
 
2010-06-09 10:19:10 PM  
FTFA: LOS ANGELES - Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones will play lovers in "My Idiot Brother," a comedy also starring Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks and Emily Mortimer.

I left the article after this. Really, I didn't read another word. I already have decided I will buy full priced tickets to see this movie.
 
2010-06-09 10:32:08 PM  
When Rashida Jones is playing the less attractive partner of a lesbian couple, you know it's going to be a fantastic cinematic experience.
 
2010-06-09 10:45:27 PM  
Thank you, crispycris
 
2010-06-09 11:06:16 PM  

BunkoSquad: Outlaw2097: ok, so which farker pitched this screenplay?

My draft started with "INT - SHOWER - DAY" and trusted on the improv skills of the actors to fill the rest of the 3:28 running time I insisted upon.


You know, PocketNinja was sharing some of his world-renowned acting techniques with us the other day. You should involve him in case some of the farkettes would like some helpful tips.
 
2010-06-09 11:45:01 PM  

KatjaMouse: apeiron242: /has tickets to see She and Him next month.

Who's jealous and has two thumbs? This chick.


They are coming to Atlanta too. shiat when do tickets go on sale? Off to the Botanical Gardens website.
 
2010-06-10 12:18:14 AM  

Cthulhu Theory: Am I the only person on Fark who doesn't want to "/fist of angry god" this woman? I mean she's not ugly, but she's not super hot either. I just don't get it. Would rather some Christina Ricci.


I would fist an angry god to hit it.
 
2010-06-10 02:24:26 AM  

Japancakes: Very much enjoy her music with M.Ward and I could gaze upon her countenance with delight everlong yet a handful more acting lessons wouldn't steer her wrong.


www.mojosonic.com

Thank you sir, I had no idea who this woman was or why I should care but *ahem*HELLLLLLLO NURSE!

Now if only I could get the following added to this films cast...
images.buddytv.com
www.poptower.com
tvmedia.ign.com


drool...
 
2010-06-10 10:46:07 AM  
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In memory of the kittens massacre from Fark thread #5386302 2010.
 
2010-06-10 12:04:14 PM  
files.myopera.com
/warning: Now they are killing us!
 
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