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(Canoe)   "Deschanel going bi in comedy" says headline which is two words too long   (jam.canoe.ca) divider line 195
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-06-09 07:18:08 AM  
I still think her name is spelled funny.
 
2010-06-09 07:56:29 AM  
ZooeyZAZ: I still think her name is spelled funny.

Zooey

Every time you see her name in print, put dots in the O's so they look like bewbs. Heh hehehh.
 
2010-06-09 09:39:32 AM  
Wife and I agree we'd tear into that like Rosie O'Donnell at an Old Country Buffet
 
2010-06-09 09:51:56 AM  
MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)
 
2010-06-09 10:12:37 AM  
Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones will play lovers...


www.insidesocal.com

Thank you, God!
 
2010-06-09 10:17:39 AM  
Tresser: MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)


/pathetic
 
2010-06-09 10:32:36 AM  
She is adorable incarnate.

img193.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-09 11:04:25 AM  
Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones will play lovers

Oh... yes.
 
2010-06-09 11:05:04 AM  
fisker: Tresser: MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)

/pathetic


don't be sad you didn't think of it first sweet tits
 
2010-06-09 11:10:22 AM  
Maybe this will help me forget I ever rented Gigantic.
 
2010-06-09 11:14:07 AM  
Tresser: fisker: Tresser: MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)

/pathetic

don't be sad you didn't think of it first sweet tits


you are just bursting with ingenuity and cleverness.
 
2010-06-09 11:14:45 AM  
I'd...comment...on...this...but losing...conciousnes......
 
2010-06-09 11:17:28 AM  
Tresser: MMmmmmmzooey.

i started a little facebook page for her....

Zooey Deschanel - I would hit it like the fist of an angry god (new window)


can you also start a page to get a decent next gen version of ssx on the consoles? Then I can sign up for both.
 
2010-06-09 11:17:56 AM  
I'm already in line outisde the theater for this, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/pitched a tent
//now have to do something about shelter
 
2010-06-09 11:19:43 AM  
Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy
 
2010-06-09 11:23:57 AM  
ok, so which farker pitched this screenplay?

/better see the extended pillow fight scene on the dvd
 
2010-06-09 11:24:04 AM  
Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy


Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.
 
2010-06-09 11:24:19 AM  
olapbill: can you also start a page to get a decent next gen version of ssx on the consoles? Then I can sign up for both.shiat son...that would be solid.
 
2010-06-09 11:25:04 AM  
Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy


How YOU doing? :)
 
2010-06-09 11:25:50 AM  
Outlaw2097: ok, so which farker pitched this screenplay?

My draft started with "INT - SHOWER - DAY" and trusted on the improv skills of the actors to fill the rest of the 3:28 running time I insisted upon.
 
2010-06-09 11:28:49 AM  
And Paul Rudd and Elizabeth Banks!
 
2010-06-09 11:30:42 AM  
parksandrecreationtv.com

+

blogs.sfweekly.com


=

A weekend of Fark.com becoming a virtual ghost town whenever this movie comes out.
 
2010-06-09 11:30:42 AM  
Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.



Important to who?
 
2010-06-09 11:32:42 AM  
I immediately thought of

i178.photobucket.com

+

i178.photobucket.com (Flo from Progressive Insurance)

when I read that....I have no idea why.

/"Tacos?" "Yesssssss!"
 
2010-06-09 11:32:57 AM  
Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy


Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)
 
2010-06-09 11:34:50 AM  
susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)



I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.
 
2010-06-09 11:35:10 AM  
i225.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-09 11:36:21 AM  
</i>
 
2010-06-09 11:38:27 AM  
Joy25: Wendy's Chili: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Fa... Wait, are you hot? This is important.


Important to who?


Moi.

Like anyone else matters. :-)
 
2010-06-09 11:38:34 AM  
Man did it just get real lesbian in here? Someone crack a window or something, let some of this lesbian out...
 
2010-06-09 11:38:40 AM  
Wow, glad that Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek were the chicks that edged Zooey off my list. I don't know if I can fight as viciously for her like Joy's willing to.
 
2010-06-09 11:38:56 AM  
Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.


In my mind she can manage you both.
 
2010-06-09 11:42:58 AM  
KatjaMouse: A weekend of Fark.com becoming a virtual ghost town whenever this movie comes out.

What is the sound of one hand texting?
 
2010-06-09 11:43:45 AM  
I'll be seeing the hell out of this movie.
 
2010-06-09 11:44:07 AM  
Who?

(GIS)

oh my...
 
2010-06-09 11:44:26 AM  
KatjaMouse: Wow, glad that Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek were the chicks that edged Zooey off my list. I don't know if I can fight as viciously for her like Joy's willing to.

I love your list. We have the same taste.
 
2010-06-09 11:47:49 AM  
I was hoping it was the hot one.
 
2010-06-09 11:49:30 AM  
BunkoSquad: Outlaw2097: ok, so which farker pitched this screenplay?

My draft started with "INT - SHOWER - DAY" and trusted on the improv skills of the actors to fill the rest of the 3:28 running time I insisted upon.


That's 3 minutes 28 seconds, right?
 
2010-06-09 11:51:51 AM  
Blues_X: Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones will play lovers...

I feel like I'm going to pass out. I think I need to go home.
 
2010-06-09 11:52:26 AM  
Been told by complete strangers I look like Paul Rudd (or "that guy in Clueless/Anchorman/40 Year Old Virgin").

Not that that matters, I just wanted to say that the thought of Zooey and Rashida made my Sex Panther grow[l].

/And hoping for pics
 
2010-06-09 11:54:48 AM  
No words... they should have sent a poet.
 
2010-06-09 11:56:03 AM  
I'm actually disappointed by the disturbing lack of pics.
 
2010-06-09 11:56:37 AM  
KatjaMouse: Wow, glad that Christina Hendricks and Selma Hayek were the chicks that edged Zooey off my list. I don't know if I can fight as viciously for her like Joy's willing to.

I suggest a battle royale to see who wins it all.

....nude with jello or mud your preference
 
2010-06-09 11:56:55 AM  
Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.


*removes pants*

Go on.....
 
2010-06-09 11:57:46 AM  
ekdikeo4: That's 3 minutes 28 seconds, right?

Well, I'm in serious rewrite now that focus testing has indicated that audiences want to see Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek in it as well.

This may have to be a three-parter.
 
2010-06-09 11:59:54 AM  
BunkoSquad: ekdikeo4: That's 3 minutes 28 seconds, right?

Well, I'm in serious rewrite now that focus testing has indicated that audiences want to see Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek in it as well.


Well, looks like I'm in the fight now. Bring it.
 
2010-06-09 12:01:08 PM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: Joy25: susansto-helit: Joy25: Zooey,

You and I could play bi but it wouldn't be in a comedy. It would be a serious piece with lots of girl on girl oral. Please come here and I will give you a preview.

Thank you.

Joy

Back up away from my girl, biatch, or I will cut you.

/grabs fistful of Joy's hair
// ;)


I will fight to the death my right to lick every inch of Zooey's sexy body. Expecially the area between her legs.

*removes pants*

Go on.....


But your pants are full of macafoni. What do you intend to do with your pants down?
 
2010-06-09 12:01:44 PM  
Always preferred the other Deschanel.

i744.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-09 12:02:49 PM  
KatjaMouse: BunkoSquad: ekdikeo4: That's 3 minutes 28 seconds, right?

Well, I'm in serious rewrite now that focus testing has indicated that audiences want to see Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek in it as well.

Well, looks like I'm in the fight now. Bring it.


Sorry I ripped your shirt. Pretty bra!
 
2010-06-09 12:03:22 PM  
This script is writing itself!

/my f5 key is going to be broken soon
 
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