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5453 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-04 08:30:59 PM  
A dream date with Britney Spears...

What type of dream is it, a nightmare?
2001-10-05 12:08:52 AM  
Fake or not... she's hot
2001-10-05 12:28:21 AM  
Act like a fruit and the girls will knock boot.
2001-10-05 12:33:24 AM  
Now that's just farking lame.
2001-10-05 12:58:59 AM  
DREW , we get no boobies in the past two days , yet this shiat again ? people are starting to wonder about you ..........
2001-10-05 01:21:25 AM  
All boobies are at the classified section, that's there new home
2001-10-05 01:25:31 AM  
Thanx ! bro
2001-10-05 02:11:36 AM  
this guy is farking lame pile of shiat... why am I supposed to care?????
2001-10-05 02:13:02 AM  
I think i just found a new definition for LOSER! :)
2001-10-05 03:05:58 AM  
I think I can best express my feeelings about this site with a quote from the 1995 movie, featuring Adam Sandler, "Billy Madison."

"At nowhere in your rambling incoherent response did you come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."

*Too much SNL on Comedy Central for this chica*
2001-10-05 04:14:31 AM  
People say there are boobies in the classifieds, but I see only, weirdos, drugs and alcohol. Which is not necessarily a bad thing, but it ain't boobies.
2001-10-05 04:29:12 AM  
There are some really crap links getting onto fark lately.
2001-10-05 04:38:03 AM  
Hi my name is Kevvi Model.
I'm a big looser, who sleeps with a cardboard cut out
of Britney Spears and then posts it on the internet.

What the fark.
2001-10-05 05:04:35 AM  
Haha - you Americans.

I thought the idea for this was good, just a little underdeveloped. I think that the comments here are pretty amusing, though.
2001-10-05 05:49:25 AM  
Kevvimodel kicks ass. You need to check out and christina to understand it.

Its two girls from his class who are basically childpr0n queens. And his is a satire site.
2001-10-05 05:50:59 AM  
And ofcourse the "i'm skinny therefore i look good" jennifer
2001-10-05 05:54:46 AM  
Make that the "i'm skinny therefore i look good" stephi
2001-10-05 06:00:10 AM  
They're both a couple of lardy hags.
2001-10-05 07:15:43 AM  
i betcha hes got some nice papercuts in some sketchy parts of of anatomy :)
2001-10-05 08:55:51 AM  
Quote from (BIO portion): "I started getting into modeling when i was 10 years old and haven't stopped since. Hopefully someday I will be able to become big, if not maybe I can become a backstage dancer for a big singer."

backstage...hmmmmm, theres only one kind of dancing going on 'backstage.'

Quote from Alice Cooper concert t-shirt circa 1996, "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go backstage!"
2001-10-05 09:17:09 AM  
My dream date with Britney involves disembowelment and a feast on her entrails.
2001-10-05 10:06:51 AM  
I would have to agree with Potac: Britney may be farked, but she is one smokin' piece of flanksteak.
2001-10-05 10:16:53 AM  
I would personally prefer to shred her vocal cords.
2001-10-05 10:26:37 AM  
Is Fark really that starved for content that this crap makes it up there again?
2001-10-05 10:51:46 AM  
OK, I get the idea of pay per view porn sites. Rather than buying magazines, renting videos, etc you can get it on-line. This on the other hand baffles me. You pay to see pictures of teen age girls with their clothes on acting like whores. Ummmmmmm...............OK.

And now that I know this exists Kevimodel is kinda funny..hadn't seen these others before so it seemed pretty stupid.
2001-10-05 11:18:35 AM  
I wonder if he had sex with the "Phantom Menace" stand up promo figures too.
2001-10-05 12:09:41 PM  
Kevvi rules!
2001-10-05 06:02:20 PM  
Before I saw the original or whatever the other shiats were, I thought this guy's site was lame, now I love it! That's some funny shiat after all.
2001-10-05 10:19:25 PM  
Actually, I admit the Britney thing turned out somewhat lame. Actually very lame. The only cool thing to come out of it was probably a couple old people at the intersection went home and logged onto thinking it was a green peace website. The idea was I was supposed to be protesting for and get hassled and possibly into a physical confrontation with this large group of protesters on the site of a main highway. Well the protesters were rather nice, and thought I was supporting their cause, so it turned out boring and uneventful.

Next week will bring a FUNNY photoshoots though. I promise, no more lame shiat.

2001-10-06 12:55:44 AM  
I just entered the Kevvimodel contest; I really hope I win! I want that spatula!
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