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(My San Antonio)   "The prostate massager has to be my favorite invention because it's been a greater help to everyone." Says the inventor who had too much time on his hands   (mysanantonio.com ) divider line
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2010-06-05 07:20:01 PM  
...or was just tired of getting other things on his hands when he wanted a good prostate massage. Just sayin'...
 
2010-06-05 07:34:39 PM  
He invented the penis? Bullshiat
 
2010-06-05 07:39:07 PM  
Mine too.

Oops. Has anyone got a screen wipe?
 
2010-06-05 08:05:36 PM  
Of course his he has plenty of time on his hands, he's massager is already up his butt.

I'll bet he does that Japanese paper-folding, and makes swans and such, or makes beautiful paper flowers.

Then sticks them all up his butt.
 
2010-06-05 08:16:07 PM  

almejita: Of course his he has plenty of time on his hands, he's massager is already up his butt.

I'll bet he does that Japanese paper-folding, and makes swans and such, or makes beautiful paper flowers.

Then sticks them all up his butt.


nttawwt
 
2010-06-05 08:29:00 PM  
luckyeddie
nttawwt

The beautiful paper flowers might not have your point of view.
Or they might.
I don't really know, not my call to make.
If I made the flowers it would be really rude for him to stick them up his butt, but he asked first.
 
2010-06-05 08:29:08 PM  
I guess he just doesn't know what to do with himself.
 
2010-06-05 10:07:35 PM  
As much as I love the depravity of the above replies, I'm not sure anyone
has been able to really put their finger on the nut of the issue yet.

Keep digging!
 
2010-06-05 10:24:48 PM  

elvisaintdead: As much as I love the depravity of the above replies, I'm not sure anyone
has been able to really put their finger on the nut of the issue yet.

Keep digging!


Oh, up yours.....
 
2010-06-05 10:30:35 PM  

horse-pheathers: elvisaintdead: As much as I love the depravity of the above replies, I'm not sure anyone
has been able to really put their finger on the nut of the issue yet.

Keep digging!

Oh, up yours.....


What a crappy pun
 
2010-06-05 10:36:54 PM  

R.A.Danny: horse-pheathers: elvisaintdead: As much as I love the depravity of the above replies, I'm not sure anyone
has been able to really put their finger on the nut of the issue yet.

Keep digging!

Oh, up yours.....

What a crappy pun


Hey, at least you got it in the end.
 
2010-06-05 10:57:16 PM  

horse-pheathers: Hey, at least you got it in the end.


I understand it was quite the surprise.
The entire situation never smelled fishy to anyone.
 
2010-06-05 11:00:53 PM  
I'm massaging my prostate right now, so I'm really getting my kicks while reading these replies.
 
2010-06-05 11:23:30 PM  
Way to poke fun of the situation guys, ya'll a bunch of ass-ticklers.
 
2010-06-05 11:26:30 PM  
...And we're green.
Things are gonna start popping now.
 
2010-06-05 11:31:31 PM  

elvisaintdead: horse-pheathers: Hey, at least you got it in the end.

I understand it was quite the surprise.
The entire situation never smelled fishy to anyone.


Your penetrating insight astounds me -- yes, that pun _was_ a real stinker and I'm really bummed about it. I mean, now I'll become the butt of shiatty jokes, everyone flush with excitement as they try to get up in my business.....that is, if the thrust of you argument holds true. I keep getting the feeling that there's some flaw in your observation that I just can't quite put my finger on no matter how hard I dig, and it's rubbing me the wrong way. I'll try to put it behind me, though, and move on -- life is too short to be so uptight about things, and it's not worth the pressure.
 
2010-06-05 11:35:33 PM  

horse-pheathers: elvisaintdead: horse-pheathers: Hey, at least you got it in the end.

I understand it was quite the surprise.
The entire situation never smelled fishy to anyone.

Your penetrating insight astounds me -- yes, that pun _was_ a real stinker and I'm really bummed about it. I mean, now I'll become the butt of shiatty jokes, everyone flush with excitement as they try to get up in my business.....that is, if the thrust of you argument holds true. I keep getting the feeling that there's some flaw in your observation that I just can't quite put my finger on no matter how hard I dig, and it's rubbing me the wrong way. I'll try to put it behind me, though, and move on -- life is too short to be so uptight about things, and it's not worth the pressure.


You used them all up!

Asshole
 
2010-06-05 11:39:48 PM  

R.A.Danny: horse-pheathers: elvisaintdead: horse-pheathers: Hey, at least you got it in the end.

I understand it was quite the surprise.
The entire situation never smelled fishy to anyone.

Your penetrating insight astounds me -- yes, that pun _was_ a real stinker and I'm really bummed about it. I mean, now I'll become the butt of shiatty jokes, everyone flush with excitement as they try to get up in my business.....that is, if the thrust of you argument holds true. I keep getting the feeling that there's some flaw in your observation that I just can't quite put my finger on no matter how hard I dig, and it's rubbing me the wrong way. I'll try to put it behind me, though, and move on -- life is too short to be so uptight about things, and it's not worth the pressure.

You used them all up!

Asshole


Next you'll be telling me to get stuffed.
 
2010-06-05 11:42:09 PM  

horse-pheathers: Next you'll be telling me to get stuffed.


I got a size 11 massager with your name on it.
 
2010-06-05 11:43:56 PM  
An empty prostate is a happy prostate.
 
2010-06-05 11:48:47 PM  

R.A.Danny: horse-pheathers: Next you'll be telling me to get stuffed.

I got a size 11 massager with your name on it.


That sounds like a bit of a stretch.
 
2010-06-06 01:02:15 AM  
FWIW, the Aneros line are fantastic pieces. Every guy should own and use at least one.

/also, they're dishwasher safe
// :D
 
2010-06-06 02:53:23 AM  

soze: FWIW, the Aneros line are fantastic pieces. Every guy should own and use at least one.

/also, they're dishwasher safe
// :D


Yeah have fun sticking those in the dishwasher with the things you eat off of.
 
2010-06-06 02:55:51 AM  

sTiffed: soze: FWIW, the Aneros line are fantastic pieces. Every guy should own and use at least one.

/also, they're dishwasher safe
// :D

Yeah have fun sticking those in the dishwasher with the things you eat off of.


everyone eats a little shiat now and then. might as well be your own.
 
2010-06-06 02:58:07 AM  
Even in the austere quiet of the courtroom, Rogers did make one joke when he said: "I don't have an expert to rebut that claim. No pun intended," to the judge.

This would be a fun situation to add "No pun intended" following everything you say. Just to perplex people as to what the "alternate meaning" might be, no pun intended.
 
2010-06-06 03:00:17 AM  
I have to agree that the Aneros are pretty much farking brilliant. Every boyfriend and guy-friend i've ever convinced to try them has, sooner or later, come back to praise the heavens about them. Prostate health, my, uh...

I mean, it's not for absolutely everyone, but why not try it?
 
2010-06-06 03:06:54 AM  
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/Up yo' butt, dawgs!
 
2010-06-06 03:11:28 AM  

Dialectic: /Up yo' butt, dawgs!


are those integrated ball-ticklers?
 
2010-06-06 03:15:32 AM  
Why doesn't the pursuit of happiness apply to sexuality or perception altering devices?
 
2010-06-06 03:23:04 AM  

Bonzo_1116: Dialectic: /Up yo' butt, dawgs!

are those integrated ball-ticklers?


FARK, I'm caught in my Aneros. I'm so very scared. Help. DIT.
 
2010-06-06 03:24:35 AM  
Has anyone actually had their prostate examined?

Did the doctor pull out a finger covered in poo? Gave you a dirty sanchez?
 
2010-06-06 03:27:28 AM  

GungFu: Has anyone actually had their prostate examined?

Did the doctor pull out a finger covered in poo? Gave you a dirty sanchez?


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2010-06-06 03:31:10 AM  
If its not a tongue its massaging my prostate.
 
2010-06-06 03:38:59 AM  
"...She said her father's knowledge of how an engine works may have helped him develop this massager that works with muscle contractions..."

The prototype didn't sell, he had to refine it a lot.

www.ssbtractor.com
 
2010-06-06 03:39:29 AM  
UFIA?!
 
2010-06-06 03:48:40 AM  

YouDriveAnIROC: UFIA?!


More like SFIA
 
2010-06-06 03:48:41 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-06 03:48:50 AM  

Dupa: I'm massaging my prostate right now, so I'm really getting my kicks while reading these replies HUUUUNNNDKLFAFJDKQ!!!!&$(*&(*^(*&....I need a wipe.

 
2010-06-06 04:06:06 AM  

balisane: I have to agree that the Aneros are pretty much farking brilliant. Every boyfriend and guy-friend i've ever convinced to try them has, sooner or later, come back to praise the heavens about them. Prostate health, my, uh...

I mean, it's not for absolutely everyone, but why not try it?


You convinced me. Ordering one right now. Not kidding, my curiosity is aroused.

Now, where tf did I put my credit card?

Seriously, I know a couple of guys who swear by these things....one g.f. of this one guy claims he's become a sexual machine since he got one, their sex life is 10x better. Only draw back is now he's a screamer.
 
2010-06-06 04:08:29 AM  
Massager goes where?
 
2010-06-06 04:13:33 AM  
BUTT PLUG THREAD
 
2010-06-06 04:16:07 AM  

Dialectic: /Up yo' butt, dawgs!


i have one of those! They're great!
 
2010-06-06 04:20:43 AM  
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2010-06-06 04:22:31 AM  

jaytkay: "...She said her father's knowledge of how an engine works may have helped him develop this massager that works with muscle contractions..."

The prototype didn't sell, he had to refine it a lot.


He should have used a Wankel rotary engine.
 
2010-06-06 04:27:36 AM  
"Shortly after removal of the PS-New I had pink discharge and then later when passing urine"

From testimonials, I am not sure bloody anal ejaculation is the goal of the product. Just saying.
 
2010-06-06 04:44:09 AM  
 
2010-06-06 04:49:33 AM  
The inventor should be awarded whatever he's owed.
 
2010-06-06 04:52:12 AM  
It might be great, but I am not paying out the ass for one.

I'll take the Chinese knock off; you know the one with the Cadmium stimulator nubs ...
 
2010-06-06 05:01:04 AM  

some_beer_drinker: sTiffed: soze: FWIW, the Aneros line are fantastic pieces. Every guy should own and use at least one.

/also, they're dishwasher safe
// :D

Yeah have fun sticking those in the dishwasher with the things you eat off of.

everyone eats a little shiat now and then. might as well be your own.


WHAT

This is not okay with me. Now I am going to have yet another deeply ingrained and irrational fear of the disgusting things people may be doing with their own stuff when I'm not looking. Think that person's plate is clean enough to eat off of? BUT WHAT IF THEY HAVE BEEN PUTTING THEIR USED PROSTATE MASSAGERS IN THEIR DISHWASHER WITH THAT PLATE.

This is going right up there with hippies that pee in their compost piles.
 
2010-06-06 05:05:24 AM  
Um, you NEVER put your sex toys in the DISHWASHER! WTF?
 
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