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(WebMD)   Scientists say that initial testing confirms that new spray successfully prevents premature ejacul--DAMMIT   (men.webmd.com) divider line 77
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2010-06-03 11:33:31 AM
I was going to post a comment in this thread, but it appears that I've come too soon.

/Srsly
//No other comments.
 
2010-06-03 11:35:24 AM
And I'm done. Thanks you were great listen I have to get up early in the morning so I'll just go sure I respect you I'll call you tomorrow no I don't remember my cell phone number offhand isn't that just weird how nobody knows their own number any more any way I promise I'll call you this moment was really special bye.
 
2010-06-03 11:35:33 AM
And what if I can't make it to the point were I pull it out to spray this stuff on! What then subby!
 
2010-06-03 11:35:39 AM
Kind of ironic that it's a spray, dontcha think?
 
2010-06-03 11:37:34 AM
Why do we need this? Isn't thinking of Susan Boyle enough?

/Sometimes the old ways are the better ways.
//In 20 years, this will be shown to give you dick cancer.
///The spray, that is, not imagining Susan Boyle.
 
2010-06-03 11:38:31 AM
You know it takes the average man three minutes to reach orgasm, how long does it take the average woman?

Who cares?


/i keed
 
2010-06-03 11:41:23 AM
With the kind of women I pick up if I want to delay orgasm I just turn on the bedroom lamp! Am I right folks? Folks? *tap tap* This thing on? I know you're out there, I can hear you breathing!
 
2010-06-03 11:43:02 AM
np4me.org

/that's hot
 
2010-06-03 11:46:36 AM
This...this thread...has never happened to me before, honest.

/wanna cuddle?
 
2010-06-03 11:46:53 AM
if you cum in 30 seconds you have more of a problem than can be helped with a spray that makes you last a whole 3 minutes. My SO would cut my willy off if I only lasted 3 minutes
 
2010-06-03 11:48:25 AM
I can come 5 times!!
I am TESTICULES!!
 
2010-06-03 11:49:17 AM
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your door
Is the whole night what we've got in store?
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants

This really never happens, you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbin' my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"
She turned to me, that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or credit?"
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair, you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding down the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

The next day, my alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes, IÂ jizz in my pants, yes, IÂ jizz in my pants)
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
 
2010-06-03 11:54:16 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com

Oh, and this works too.
and it feels hot
 
2010-06-03 11:54:44 AM
You'd think that premature ejaculation would be a species positive adaptation - he who comes first may impregnate first. Some guy who just goes on and on...

...well I can see the social upside to that too.
 
2010-06-03 11:57:19 AM
'Geek' tab?

IRONY.
 
2010-06-03 11:59:04 AM
FTFA: "Yet I think a substantial number of [men with premature ejaculation] would use it," he tells WebMD, alternatives being unproven products with names like "Stay Erect" and "Play Longer."

At the meeting, Sharlip presented the pooled results of two pivotal studies of PSD502 involving 530 men with premature ejaculation.

A total of 358 of the men gave themselves three quick sprays of PSD502 to the head of the penis five minutes before sex and then wiped it off right before penetration.

PSD502, which contains two common topical painkillers, lidocaine and prilocaine, is "slightly oily, but not objectionably so," Sharlip says.

The rest of the men used a placebo spray. All used the product for three months, for a total of 23,000 doses.


Isn't it kinda mean to give those guys a placebo spray? I understand it is science, but telling a guy "Here, spray this on the head of your pee pee before sex for the next 3 months. That should take care of your 'problem'." All the while the other scientists are snikering in the back and whispering "It's water LOL." Just seems like a dick move to me. Get it? Dick move?
 
2010-06-03 12:04:53 PM
HellFace: Isn't it kinda mean to give those guys a placebo spray? I understand it is science, but telling a guy "Here, spray this on the head of your pee pee before sex for the next 3 months. That should take care of your 'problem'." All the while the other scientists are snikering in the back and whispering "It's water LOL." Just seems like a dick move to me. Get it? Dick move?

It's likely that the test is double blind, meaning both the scientists doing the grunt (pardon the pun) work and the patients don't know who has a placebo or the real thing. A third party is on the sidelines actually determining the full results (read: who is getting placebo effect).
 
2010-06-03 12:08:03 PM
HellFace: FTFA: "Yet I think a substantial number of [men with premature ejaculation] would use it," he tells WebMD, alternatives being unproven products with names like "Stay Erect" and "Play Longer."

At the meeting, Sharlip presented the pooled results of two pivotal studies of PSD502 involving 530 men with premature ejaculation.

A total of 358 of the men gave themselves three quick sprays of PSD502 to the head of the penis five minutes before sex and then wiped it off right before penetration.

PSD502, which contains two common topical painkillers, lidocaine and prilocaine, is "slightly oily, but not objectionably so," Sharlip says.

The rest of the men used a placebo spray. All used the product for three months, for a total of 23,000 doses.

Isn't it kinda mean to give those guys a placebo spray? I understand it is science, but telling a guy "Here, spray this on the head of your pee pee before sex for the next 3 months. That should take care of your 'problem'." All the while the other scientists are snikering in the back and whispering "It's water LOL." Just seems like a dick move to me. Get it? Dick move?


Look up double-blind, nobody was snickering.
 
2010-06-03 12:11:34 PM
3 minutes with the spray, 30 seconds without?

Wow.

Not that I'm some sort of sexual dynamo, but jesus. I feel bad for these women. 3 minutes is nothing.
 
2010-06-03 12:14:15 PM
What's the big deal, it's not like you have to stop.
 
2010-06-03 12:14:18 PM
P.E. seems like something that could be overcome with practice. *shrugs*

/Remembers having this issue the first few times I had sex.
//Was cured by the time I met subby's mom.
 
2010-06-03 12:14:37 PM
Reminds me of a lousy joke I once heard. Wanna hear it? Well here it is anyway:

A man goes to the doctor to complain about his premature ejaculation problem. The doctor says "here, try this. I'ts a recently developed "stay-hard" spray for guys with exactly your problem".

So they guy goes home and puts the can in the cabinet with his cleaning supplies. That night his girlfriend is over and they start going at it but he stops and runs to the cabinet and sprays his dick. He starts having sex and immediatly ejaculates.

The next day he goes back to the doctor and throws the can back to him complaining "Doc, I tried your spray and it made me worse than ever!"

The doctor looks at the can and replies "Hmm. Did you keep the spray with your cleaning supplies"?

"Yes"?

"Well, no wonder it didn't work You grabbed the wrong can. This is Easy Off"?

/get it? "Easy Off"
//I know, boo
 
2010-06-03 12:15:56 PM
Skanque: 3 minutes with the spray, 30 seconds without?

Wow.

Not that I'm some sort of sexual dynamo, but jesus. I feel bad for these women. 3 minutes is nothing.


It's something at 3 or 4 TPS (thrusts per second)
 
2010-06-03 12:24:06 PM
ozone: You know it takes the average man three minutes to reach orgasm, how long does it take the average woman?

Who cares?


/i keed


Umm am I getting whooshed here or are you missing a 0 after that 3?
 
2010-06-03 12:27:52 PM
So it makes them last 6 times longer... I can see this being almost as big a seller as Viagra is.
All they need is a catchy name for it. PSD502 is just not a good name.

unless, that is, it actually takes using it for 3 months before you get the 6X effect.

PSD502 five minutes before sex lasted an average of just over three minutes after three months of treatment, compared with just over 30 seconds before.
 
2010-06-03 12:28:59 PM
It's made of painkillers, right? Wouldn't that mean it doesn't feel as good? I'd be willing to bet it has an effect on the ladies too.
 
2010-06-03 12:31:42 PM
Golden Ace: So it makes them last 6 times longer... I can see this being almost as big a seller as Viagra is.
All they need is a catchy name for it. PSD502 is just not a good name.

unless, that is, it actually takes using it for 3 months before you get the 6X effect.

PSD502 five minutes before sex lasted an average of just over three minutes after three months of treatment, compared with just over 30 seconds before.


It must soak in some kind of a coating or shell on there over time. Kind of like carnauba wax or something.
 
2010-06-03 12:32:10 PM
I remember that episode

www.smh.com.au
 
2010-06-03 12:34:05 PM
Skanque: 3 minutes with the spray, 30 seconds without?

Wow.

Not that I'm some sort of sexual dynamo, but jesus. I feel bad for these women. 3 minutes is nothing.


Three minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

/obscure?
 
2010-06-03 12:35:41 PM
Biological Ali: Skanque: 3 minutes with the spray, 30 seconds without?

Wow.

Not that I'm some sort of sexual dynamo, but jesus. I feel bad for these women. 3 minutes is nothing.

Three minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

/obscure?


Is Wednesday when we sort recycling?
 
2010-06-03 12:46:40 PM
Pinner: Is Wednesday when we sort recycling?

It should be noted that while this isn't part of the foreplay, it's still very important.
 
2010-06-03 01:17:04 PM
well played submitter.
 
2010-06-03 01:25:55 PM
What about us poor farkers who take FOREVER to bust a nut?

/I *WANT* to be able to cum quickly
//You cum yet? This short time, not long time!
 
2010-06-03 01:37:07 PM
Hard-On, apply directly to penis.
Hard-On, apply directly to penis.
Hard-On, apply directly to penis.
Hard-On, apply directly to penis.

/penis
 
2010-06-03 01:40:16 PM
What exactly qualifies as "premature"? Does it just mean "really quickly" or is there something it's occurring before that it should be occurring after?

I mean, if I drive really fast and get to the dentist 20 minutes before my appointment, I'm premature. If I drive really fast to the mall, I'm just at the mall earlier than I would have been if I'd driven more slowly. Am I supposed to be scheduling my orgasms?
 
2010-06-03 01:44:49 PM
I'm usually done by the time I've unlaced my second shoe.
 
2010-06-03 01:47:04 PM
Skanque: 3 minutes with the spray, 30 seconds without?

Wow.

Not that I'm some sort of sexual dynamo, but jesus. I feel bad for these women. 3 minutes is nothing.


Technically the average is apparently 2 minutes to orgasm for most men, so that's a 50% improvement over base rate. The majority of (cooperative) sex for men is attempting to hold back orgasm, it's sort of...not intelligently designed? one might say.
 
2010-06-03 01:55:42 PM
CitizenTed: I'm usually done by the time I've unlaced my second shoe.

Lace them up tighter. Then they are less likely to slip off while you are digging for traction...
 
2010-06-03 01:56:38 PM
Well, if I coated it with lighter fluid and set it ablaze, I could probably go MONTHS without coming, too. Your point?

Oh, and three minutes? WTF is wrong with some of these guys? You spend days, weeks, months getting into a woman's pants for three minutes worth of satisfaction?

Someone doesn't understand ROI.
 
2010-06-03 02:00:18 PM
The spray was tested on guys who last less than ONE minute, and average 30 seconds. That is pretty freakin fast.

30 seconds.

Dang.

Think about that.

30 seconds from "I'm in" to "I'm done".

wow
 
2010-06-03 02:00:45 PM
Ok, I admit, sometimes, when it's been a long time, I won't even last the three minutes.

But damnit, that doesn't mean I did not manage to make her come! Your penis is not the only way, men.
 
2010-06-03 02:02:55 PM
HellFace: Isn't it kinda mean to give those guys a placebo spray? I understand it is science, but telling a guy "Here, spray this on the head of your pee pee before sex for the next 3 months. That should take care of your 'problem'." All the while the other scientists are snikering in the back and whispering "It's water LOL." Just seems like a dick move to me. Get it? Dick move?

Screw the placebo group. I would have added some capsaicin.
 
2010-06-03 02:04:46 PM
padraig: Ok, I admit, sometimes, when it's been a long time, I won't even last the three minutes.

But damnit, that doesn't mean I did not manage to make her come! Your penis is not the only way, men.


Or when she's smokin' hot and you've already rubbed one out beforehand so you don't come off as a 14 yr old. Wait.... anyway, sometimes 3 minutes is ...nevermind.
 
2010-06-03 02:07:23 PM
I wish there was a spray that would make me come FASTER. I'm one of those guys that has to consciously will myself to orgasm. Like, I have to focus and TRY. Normally it works out pretty well, since I can go for as long as I want, but occasionally a girl wants a quickie and my minimum is like five minutes even if I go in trying to come as quickly as possible. Never had an orgasm from oral sex. Dated a girl once who was sort of a cold fish, and she would actually cry because she couldn't make me come. I've actually faked orgasms on multiple occasions. I've got a sex drive equal to or greater than an average guy and has no problems getting it up, so I really don't know what the issue is.

It's pretty annoying.
 
2010-06-03 02:07:25 PM
madmann: Oh, and three minutes? WTF is wrong with some of these guys? You spend days, weeks, months getting into a woman's pants for three minutes worth of satisfaction?

Who's satisfaction? Hers? Unless you're going for a quickie, she should be partially satisfied by the time you stick it in. Foreplay does wonderful things.
 
2010-06-03 02:07:26 PM
Usually I was good for about 5-10 minutes in the minutes in the sack before, but earlier this year I got meds for depression, and a side effect actually makes it difficult to climax. Now I have to work at it for a good 20-30 minutes at least, before I'd have to work to not cum in 10 mins. I was drinking and went an hour on Valentines Day, record for me. My girl stops having orgasms after about 30 mins though.

There are downsides though, now whenever I fap it takes a long time, to the point that it makes my arm tired sometimes and I just stop. It's like my penis lost a lot of sensitivity. Also, I get random erections even if there aren't cute girls around or thinking about sex. Just yesterday at the DMV I suddenly got a raging hardon while filling out my DL renewal paperwork, happens pretty frequently.

Too bad priaprism is a side effect of depression meds...
 
2010-06-03 02:13:35 PM
D_Evans45: There are downsides though, now whenever I fap it takes a long time, to the point that it makes my arm tired sometimes and I just stop.

Maybe this is what motivates people to turn orbital sanders into masturbation machines?
 
2010-06-03 02:18:09 PM
Question: How does one become one of these test subjects?

and hopefully they are not using the same woman for each test as a control.
 
2010-06-03 02:24:15 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Too late.
 
2010-06-03 02:27:01 PM
Seriously how they tested that spray?, did they used a flesh-lamp?, hired a wh@re?, between them?, does the article even talk about how it was tested?
 
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