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(Jacksonville.com)   Video of an ugly ass giraffe born at the Jacksonville Zoo. It will haunt your dreams   (jacksonville.com) divider line 29
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2010-06-03 02:53:10 PM  
I miss hunting these beautiful creatures.
 
2010-06-03 02:55:04 PM  
twigga please
 
2010-06-03 02:55:25 PM  
I want one.
 
2010-06-03 03:01:56 PM  
I'm morbidly curious as to exactly where on its neck you would have to squeeze to apply a proper rear naked choke to a giraffe. Are there any veterinarians or zookeepers out there who also happen to be MMA fans that could answer that?

/Not that I'd ever think about wanting to choke a giraffe
 
2010-06-03 03:02:38 PM  
I was hoping for frolicking.
 
2010-06-03 03:03:14 PM  
Approves

thetvaddict.com

/also Angry Sex is the only kind she knows
 
2010-06-03 03:04:19 PM  
Rear naked choke.
 
2010-06-03 03:05:37 PM  
Maybe this will be the one... the one that is good at carpentry and can build a ladder!
 
2010-06-03 03:06:06 PM  
WTF are you talking about Subs? Haunt my dreams???
 
2010-06-03 03:11:18 PM  
bikerbob59: WTF are you talking about Subs? Haunt my dreams???

In Japanese folklore, giraffes can enter your dreams and cause nightmares (in Japanese they say "nightgiraffes" instead of "nightmares").
 
2010-06-03 03:16:21 PM  
WTF is a Beiber?
 
2010-06-03 03:18:37 PM  
8.5 tailed fox: bikerbob59: WTF are you talking about Subs? Haunt my dreams???

In Japanese folklore, giraffes can enter your dreams and cause nightmares (in Japanese they say "nightgiraffes" instead of "nightmares").


Also the same culture that brings you:
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and
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2010-06-03 03:19:41 PM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2010-06-03 03:32:40 PM  
An ugly ass-giraffe is what was born after this occurred (NSFW)
 
2010-06-03 03:38:37 PM  
Oh, I see how you are Fark.

I link a Quad-City Times baby giraffe born at Naibi Zoo story (with cuter video, FYI) a few weeks ago, but does it greenlit? Oh, no. We're not in fancy-ass Florida, with their big cities and fancy zoos.

Fark you Fark.
 
2010-06-03 03:38:45 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: images.cheezburger.com

Have I ever told you that I love you?

/lol
 
2010-06-03 03:52:13 PM  
It's not ugly. You're a liar.
 
2010-06-03 04:17:06 PM  
well i'm getting a kick.
 
2010-06-03 04:23:16 PM  
killahgrag: /lol

It's frightening, what goes on in my head sometimes...
 
2010-06-03 04:25:53 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: killahgrag: /lol

It's frightening, what goes on in my head sometimes...


Maybe frighteningly funny!!!

/amirite?!?
 
2010-06-03 04:28:32 PM  
I was going to go see it but I found out the admission price is high as giraffe's pussy.
 
2010-06-03 04:36:24 PM  
6' tall when born? That raises two questions, How big was the egg? And can you make an omelet out of one?
 
2010-06-03 04:45:23 PM  
"I would hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat"

-Mitch Hedberg

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-03 04:56:15 PM  
Last year, at the zoo, I noticed that there was a huge crowd around the Giraffe exhibit. Old people, kids, and inbetween with cameras, cell phones, and camcorders, recording two giraffes screwing.

I wake up screaming to this day.
 
2010-06-03 05:12:27 PM  
Apparently this clip was brought to us by Geico.
 
2010-06-03 08:09:16 PM  
awwwwww.. adorable
 
2010-06-03 09:03:26 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Last year, at the zoo, I noticed that there was a huge crowd around the Giraffe exhibit. Old people, kids, and inbetween with cameras, cell phones, and camcorders, recording two giraffes screwing.

I wake up screaming to this day.


Maybe you could find the footage on the intarwebz?

/Missed opportunities hurt, don't they.
 
2010-06-03 09:05:14 PM  
First thing I thought of...

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2010-06-03 09:14:24 PM  
I will pray for subby, and hope he gets over his case of ass-giraffes.
 
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