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		Your girlfriend breaks up with you. Do you: A) move on? B) write her a letter expressing your emotions? C) sneak into her house, blow it up, and emerge from the rubble laughing like a maniac? (thesun.co.uk)		135
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Sir Cumference the Flatulent		2010-06-02 10:14:25 AM

I liked this guy's style up until he killed the dog.

Wrong_Intentions		2010-06-02 10:33:36 AM

approves

/meta-hot

Wrong_Intentions		2010-06-02 10:35:04 AM

shiat.

Wrong_Intentions: approves

/meta-hot

FTFM

AmazingRuss		2010-06-02 10:48:26 AM

Only if you really loved her

Somaticasual		2010-06-02 10:50:05 AM

With a face made for this kind of awesomely psychotic behavior..

//5 bucks says he flicked a cigarette to light the petrol, while saying something corny..

nekom		2010-06-02 11:09:23 AM

Somaticasual: //5 bucks says he flicked a cigarette to light the petrol, while saying something corny..

With that face, yeah I can totally see it.

basemetal		2010-06-02 11:34:18 AM

I had something funny to say until I read about the dog, not so cool then.

filth		2010-06-02 11:36:18 AM

basemetal: I had something funny to say until I read about the dog, not so cool then.

Except for the dog, is this really such a bad way to deal with a breakup?

old_toole		2010-06-02 11:41:40 AM

She looks like she is quite the peach.
And I'm thinking that there was a jar of peanut butter by the night stand, hence the reason the dog was killed.

AdolfOliverPanties		2010-06-02 11:52:19 AM

"Well Frank. It seems our killer...liked hot dogs."
blogs.pitch.com

I_Am_Weasel		2010-06-02 12:07:41 PM

I've driven a Labrador Cooper before. Good on gas, nimble handling, lousy way to pick up chicks.

oldebayer		2010-06-02 12:56:46 PM

I'd have picked C, but the girl I broke up with beat me to it.

Goose4		2010-06-02 01:12:38 PM

C) does have a certain charm to it...

The_Sponge		2010-06-02 01:38:46 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: "Well Frank. It seems our killer...liked hot dogs."

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

/I LOL'd.

Royale With Cheese		2010-06-02 01:39:11 PM

"Then he showed those men of will what will really was."

/obscure?

CavalierEternal		2010-06-02 01:40:06 PM

I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

RHMolBio		2010-06-02 01:40:17 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I liked this guy's style up until he killed the dog.

Your morals make you weak!

AbbeySomeone		2010-06-02 01:40:39 PM

Didn't RTFA but I'm guessing it wasn't A.

HAHA!_You_cannot_kill_a_Hindu!		2010-06-02 01:40:52 PM

All of the above??

B, C, and then A.

DrumCorpsAlum		2010-06-02 01:41:33 PM

Got expert tips from Kate.

/drtfa

themasterdebater		2010-06-02 01:41:42 PM

At least he got a haircut for the occasion.

Barakku		2010-06-02 01:41:43 PM

CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Well that's a creepy way to put it

Bungles		2010-06-02 01:42:08 PM

The first caption:

Destroyed semi after the explosion

Penis.

That is all.

Veteran of the Cola Wars		2010-06-02 01:43:10 PM

Dog, I am disappoint.

Latinwolf		2010-06-02 01:43:37 PM

The filters where I work block The Sun, the reason given "nudity". Did the Sun become a porn newspaper?

CavalierEternal		2010-06-02 01:44:14 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I liked this guy's style up until he killed the dog.

i3.photobucket.com

/Nothing is obscure on Fark

HawgWild		2010-06-02 01:44:28 PM

Approves:

/except for the dog
//otherwise, hilarious

Noticeably F.A.T.		2010-06-02 01:44:37 PM

CavalierEternal: //Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".

Ouch.

CavalierEternal		2010-06-02 01:44:49 PM

Barakku: CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Well that's a creepy way to put it

She's dead to me...

SweetSilverBlues		2010-06-02 01:44:51 PM

Latinwolf: The filters where I work block The Sun, the reason given "nudity". Did the Sun become a porn newspaper?

It's the reason which sounds closest to "stupidity", which was not in the drop down.

HawgWild		2010-06-02 01:45:09 PM

CavalierEternal: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I liked this guy's style up until he killed the dog.

/Nothing is obscure on Fark

It will be significant ...

oakleym82		2010-06-02 01:45:10 PM

Love the comments:

Lets hope jane and Alistar can put their differences behind them and have a reconcilliation. it is said that the best part of having a row is the making up.

/the Sun uses a stupid font.

The Angry Hand of God		2010-06-02 01:45:12 PM

WTF is this guy's problem?

Sin_City_Superhero		2010-06-02 01:45:38 PM

CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Got any pics of her boobs to share?

Moonfisher		2010-06-02 01:47:07 PM

Then he cruelly locked Jane's labrador Cooper in the conservatory - condemning the pet dog to death - before dousing the three-bedroom semi in petrol and fleeing.

Hangin's too good for him.

fireclown		2010-06-02 01:47:12 PM

I guess the dog kept the HERO tag away.

Vacation Bible School		2010-06-02 01:48:04 PM

why does this sound familiar....
paoicirco.files.wordpress.com

CavalierEternal		2010-06-02 01:48:05 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Got any pics of her boobs to share?

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

Before she started using and ended up looking like this:

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian		2010-06-02 01:48:31 PM

C. The answer is always C. Especially if it involves laughing like a maniac.

CtrlAltDelete		2010-06-02 01:49:51 PM

I don't have a girlfriend.

ghostofreasonpast		2010-06-02 01:51:39 PM

It is not true love, until the cops have to be called to end it.

The Angry Hand of God		2010-06-02 01:52:21 PM

Phil Latio: no one?

Look up. Covered it already.

fredklein		2010-06-02 01:52:50 PM

Any one else notice the story starts off "A JILTED cabbie blew up his ex's house", but later says "Gray and office worker Jane, 38, lived together at the house in Kemsley, Kent"?

If they both lived there, wouldn't that make it their house?

GamecockTaco		2010-06-02 01:54:15 PM

CavalierEternal: Sin_City_Superhero: CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Got any pics of her boobs to share?

Before she started using and ended up looking like this:

dude, couldn't you tell from the crazy red eyes in the first pic????

PYROY		2010-06-02 01:55:03 PM

Not sure why, but everything on that site just looks like a parody of the news.

bugmn99		2010-06-02 01:55:23 PM

CavalierEternal: Sin_City_Superhero: CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Got any pics of her boobs to share?

Before she started using and ended up looking like this:

Pics, eh? I see you're in this for the long haul. I release you from your burden. Now let the power of Fark take over.

/would hit it
//how hard is it to give a girl on morphine an orgasm?

eldritch2k4		2010-06-02 01:55:40 PM

CavalierEternal:
Before she started using:

I would hit that like the fist of an angry god. Srsly, I keep scrolling back up to look at dat ass.

/-1 on the face
//+10 on that body
///I likes 'em thick
////After pic looks like she had a stroke or something. Is her face melting on the one side?