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(The Sun)   Your girlfriend breaks up with you. Do you: A) move on? B) write her a letter expressing your emotions? C) sneak into her house, blow it up, and emerge from the rubble laughing like a maniac?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 135
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2010-06-02 10:14:25 AM
I liked this guy's style up until he killed the dog.
 
2010-06-02 10:33:36 AM

approves


/meta-hot
 
2010-06-02 10:35:04 AM
shiat.
www.imfdb.org
Wrong_Intentions: approves

/meta-hot


FTFM
 
2010-06-02 10:48:26 AM
Only if you really loved her
 
2010-06-02 10:50:05 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

With a face made for this kind of awesomely psychotic behavior..

//5 bucks says he flicked a cigarette to light the petrol, while saying something corny..
 
2010-06-02 11:09:23 AM
Somaticasual: //5 bucks says he flicked a cigarette to light the petrol, while saying something corny..

With that face, yeah I can totally see it.
 
2010-06-02 11:34:18 AM
I had something funny to say until I read about the dog, not so cool then.
 
2010-06-02 11:36:18 AM
basemetal: I had something funny to say until I read about the dog, not so cool then.

Except for the dog, is this really such a bad way to deal with a breakup?
 
2010-06-02 11:41:40 AM
She looks like she is quite the peach.
And I'm thinking that there was a jar of peanut butter by the night stand, hence the reason the dog was killed.
 
2010-06-02 11:52:19 AM
"Well Frank. It seems our killer...liked hot dogs."
blogs.pitch.com
 
2010-06-02 12:07:41 PM
I've driven a Labrador Cooper before. Good on gas, nimble handling, lousy way to pick up chicks.
 
2010-06-02 12:56:46 PM
I'd have picked C, but the girl I broke up with beat me to it.
 
2010-06-02 01:12:38 PM
C) does have a certain charm to it...
 
2010-06-02 01:38:46 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: "Well Frank. It seems our killer...liked hot dogs."


YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

/I LOL'd.
 
2010-06-02 01:39:11 PM
"Then he showed those men of will what will really was."

/obscure?
 
2010-06-02 01:40:06 PM
I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.
 
2010-06-02 01:40:17 PM
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I liked this guy's style up until he killed the dog.

Your morals make you weak!
 
2010-06-02 01:40:39 PM
Didn't RTFA but I'm guessing it wasn't A.
 
2010-06-02 01:40:52 PM
All of the above??

B, C, and then A.
 
2010-06-02 01:41:33 PM
Got expert tips from Kate.

/drtfa
 
2010-06-02 01:41:42 PM
At least he got a haircut for the occasion.
 
2010-06-02 01:41:43 PM
CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.


Well that's a creepy way to put it
 
2010-06-02 01:42:08 PM

The first caption:

Destroyed semi after the explosion



Penis.

That is all.
 
2010-06-02 01:43:10 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Dog, I am disappoint.
 
2010-06-02 01:43:37 PM
The filters where I work block The Sun, the reason given "nudity". Did the Sun become a porn newspaper?
 
2010-06-02 01:44:14 PM
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I liked this guy's style up until he killed the dog.

i3.photobucket.com

/Nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2010-06-02 01:44:28 PM
Approves:

www.definitivejux.net

/except for the dog
//otherwise, hilarious
 
2010-06-02 01:44:37 PM
CavalierEternal: //Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".

Ouch.
 
2010-06-02 01:44:49 PM
Barakku: CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Well that's a creepy way to put it


She's dead to me...
 
2010-06-02 01:44:51 PM
Latinwolf: The filters where I work block The Sun, the reason given "nudity". Did the Sun become a porn newspaper?

It's the reason which sounds closest to "stupidity", which was not in the drop down.
 
2010-06-02 01:45:09 PM
CavalierEternal: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I liked this guy's style up until he killed the dog.

/Nothing is obscure on Fark


It will be significant ...
 
2010-06-02 01:45:10 PM
Love the comments:

Lets hope jane and Alistar can put their differences behind them and have a reconcilliation. it is said that the best part of having a row is the making up.


/the Sun uses a stupid font.
 
2010-06-02 01:45:12 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

WTF is this guy's problem?
 
2010-06-02 01:45:38 PM
CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.


Got any pics of her boobs to share?
 
2010-06-02 01:47:07 PM
Then he cruelly locked Jane's labrador Cooper in the conservatory - condemning the pet dog to death - before dousing the three-bedroom semi in petrol and fleeing.

Hangin's too good for him.
 
2010-06-02 01:47:12 PM
I guess the dog kept the HERO tag away.
 
2010-06-02 01:48:04 PM
why does this sound familiar....
paoicirco.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-02 01:48:05 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Got any pics of her boobs to share?



sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

Before she started using and ended up looking like this:

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-06-02 01:48:31 PM
C. The answer is always C. Especially if it involves laughing like a maniac.
 
2010-06-02 01:49:51 PM
I don't have a girlfriend.
 
2010-06-02 01:51:39 PM
It is not true love, until the cops have to be called to end it.
 
2010-06-02 01:52:21 PM
Phil Latio: no one?

Look up. Covered it already.
 
2010-06-02 01:52:50 PM
Any one else notice the story starts off "A JILTED cabbie blew up his ex's house", but later says "Gray and office worker Jane, 38, lived together at the house in Kemsley, Kent"?

If they both lived there, wouldn't that make it their house?
 
2010-06-02 01:54:15 PM
CavalierEternal: Sin_City_Superhero: CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Got any pics of her boobs to share?

Before she started using and ended up looking like this:


dude, couldn't you tell from the crazy red eyes in the first pic????
 
2010-06-02 01:55:03 PM
Not sure why, but everything on that site just looks like a parody of the news.
 
2010-06-02 01:55:23 PM
CavalierEternal: Sin_City_Superhero: CavalierEternal: I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Gave her the choice of me or the morphine
//Her last words: "I get a thrill from drugs and there's nothing thrilling about you".
///Cool story, bro.

Got any pics of her boobs to share?

Before she started using and ended up looking like this:


Pics, eh? I see you're in this for the long haul. I release you from your burden. Now let the power of Fark take over.

/would hit it
//how hard is it to give a girl on morphine an orgasm?
 
2010-06-02 01:55:40 PM
CavalierEternal:
Before she started using:


I would hit that like the fist of an angry god. Srsly, I keep scrolling back up to look at dat ass.

/-1 on the face
//+10 on that body
///I likes 'em thick
////After pic looks like she had a stroke or something. Is her face melting on the one side?
 
2010-06-02 01:57:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-02 01:58:21 PM
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I liked this guy's style up until he killed the dog.

I'm right there with you. That was not necessary.
 
2010-06-02 01:58:31 PM
Huh... ya know, I'm gonna have to go with C on this one. Call me crazy, but that's just good stuff.

No, really. Call me crazy. I dare you.
 
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