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(Daily Mail)   No, we aren't racist, we just don't accept applications from white people   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2010-06-02 09:06:53 AM  
That's because white people are lazy, shiftless and can't be trusted. Most of these lazy whiteys will probably just steal from you anyway. Honestly, I don't know we don't just send the all back where they came from.


/cracker
//being lazy at work right now
 
2010-06-02 09:21:31 AM  

Ennuipoet: That's because white people are lazy, shiftless and can't be trusted. Most of these lazy whiteys will probably just steal from you anyway.


You take that back. Everyone knows I'm too lazy to steal.
 
2010-06-02 09:28:26 AM  
that word(Not) I do not think it is meaning what you think it is meaning.
 
2010-06-02 09:28:27 AM  
I'm an Albino Black. Plus, being born in New York, I'm also a Native American.
 
2010-06-02 09:29:08 AM  
Oh, I can see this thread going places...
 
2010-06-02 09:29:29 AM  
I wouldn't trust a white person as far as I could throw them, which isn't very far. Mostly because they're fat.
 
2010-06-02 09:30:01 AM  
jeez..... if i woulda known it would cause such a fuss ida picked the damn cotton myself.

/really not racist
 
2010-06-02 09:30:04 AM  
artfiles.art.com
 
2010-06-02 09:30:31 AM  

Ennuipoet: That's because white people are lazy, shiftless and can't be trusted. Most of these lazy whiteys will probably just steal from you anyway. Honestly, I don't know we don't just send the all back where they came from.


/cracker
//being lazy at work right now


I think it's due to our upbringing from slavery and all...
 
2010-06-02 09:30:47 AM  

Ennuipoet: /cracker


This should ideally be wordfiltered to 'Attractive And Successful Wal-Mart American'
 
2010-06-02 09:30:51 AM  
Because they're hired on the spot?
 
2010-06-02 09:31:18 AM  
"...in an effort to recruit more minority employees."

Whites aren't minorities.

\You'll get over it
 
2010-06-02 09:31:50 AM  
So, 18,000 pounds. That's about 26k US. I wouldn't get too upset guys. Is the job in London? If so that's even less money. You'll be living in a shoebox on the street. Hydrochloric acid for dinner again?
 
2010-06-02 09:31:51 AM  
It's not racism when they do it.
 
2010-06-02 09:32:32 AM  
Time to break out the blackface.
 
2010-06-02 09:32:54 AM  
...Positive discrimination thread?
 
2010-06-02 09:33:28 AM  

fatimcgee: Whites aren't minorities.


Actually, last I checked, Han Chinese was the most populous subdivision of Homo sapiens.
 
2010-06-02 09:33:42 AM  

Lampmonster: So, 18,000 pounds. That's about 26k US. I wouldn't get too upset guys. Is the job in London? If so that's even less money. You'll be living in a shoebox on the street. Hydrochloric acid for dinner again?


RTFM. Its in Bristol.
 
2010-06-02 09:34:23 AM  
Yes, it flows both ways. Although usually not that blatantly.
 
2010-06-02 09:35:46 AM  
Thank God that can't happen in America.
 
2010-06-02 09:36:31 AM  

clovis69: Lampmonster: So, 18,000 pounds. That's about 26k US. I wouldn't get too upset guys. Is the job in London? If so that's even less money. You'll be living in a shoebox on the street. Hydrochloric acid for dinner again?

RTFM. Its in Bristol.


I don't have time to read. I'm far to busy spouting geeky references.
 
2010-06-02 09:36:52 AM  
Happens all the time. Only thing is the employer usually doesn't announce it to the world they just privately descrimiate by being selective with the applications when they have to fill their minority quota.
 
2010-06-02 09:37:35 AM  

Gunderson: I'm an Albino Black. Plus, being born in New York, I'm also a Native American.


No. You're a native U.S.-ian.
 
2010-06-02 09:37:36 AM  
nubians please.
 
2010-06-02 09:37:49 AM  
I would like to (once again) note my great joy at the anguish caused when some white immigrant from South Africa wins an essay contest for African Americans and the whole things gets all butt-hurt-embarassedy.
 
2010-06-02 09:37:50 AM  
They should never have shot Time Lincoln.
 
2010-06-02 09:38:04 AM  

Molavian: I wouldn't trust a white person as far as I could throw them, which isn't very far. Mostly because they're fat.


One of the reasons I trust Asians the most out of everyone. At least I would, were I not too lazy and fat to toss anyone around.
/white
 
2010-06-02 09:38:18 AM  

clovis69: RTFM. Its in Bristol.


Dayumm! I could live like a King in Bristol, PA on that salary.

/the boys in Bristol, are sharp as a whistle, when they do the Bristol Stomp
 
2010-06-02 09:38:36 AM  
Not accepting applications from "insert race here" people does not mean you're racist per se .
 
2010-06-02 09:38:44 AM  
18K Pounds? That's only 9 tons (tonnes?)


We're white guys, we take no crap
when we deliver our WHITE RAP
I like your shirt, I like your tie
I like your wife, just kidding guy!
We're white guys, we take no crap
when we deliver our WHITE RAP
 
2010-06-02 09:39:25 AM  
in other words ...

life sucks and then you die??
 
2010-06-02 09:39:56 AM  
You know if black people were better workers we wouldn't have to keep coming up with these programs to help them out. Just a thought.
 
2010-06-02 09:40:02 AM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Molavian: I wouldn't trust a white person as far as I could throw them, which isn't very far. Mostly because they're fat.

One of the reasons I trust Asians the most out of everyone. At least I would, were I not too lazy and fat to toss anyone around.
/white


So midgets are the most trustworty people around?
 
2010-06-02 09:40:08 AM  
you can't be racist white people, it's like saying americans have an accent.
 
2010-06-02 09:40:15 AM  

Crotchrocket Slim: At least I would, were I not too lazy and fat to toss anyone around.


I would come up with another witty remark, but I need to go eat something and then take a nap.
 
2010-06-02 09:40:45 AM  
I clicked on the link expecting to see a story about Radio Shack's hiring practices.
 
2010-06-02 09:41:40 AM  
static.howstuffworks.com, Please
 
2010-06-02 09:41:44 AM  

justoneznot: You know if black people were better workers we wouldn't have to keep coming up with these programs to help them out. Just a thought.

 
2010-06-02 09:42:16 AM  
i635.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-02 09:42:20 AM  

MugzyBrown: Not accepting applications from "insert race here" people does not mean you're racist per se .


No, but it is racial discrimination and it's wrong.
 
2010-06-02 09:42:25 AM  
clovis69:

RTFM. Its in Bristol.

There's a Levi Johnston joke here somewhere.
 
2010-06-02 09:43:13 AM  
Is it just me or does 9,000 employees (not including teachers) sound like an awful lot for a city of 420,000 residents?
 
2010-06-02 09:43:58 AM  

Ennuipoet: That's because white people are lazy, shiftless and can't be trusted


I, TOO, AM SHIFTLESS WHICH IS WHY I RELY ON THE CAPSLOCK KEY.
 
2010-06-02 09:44:25 AM  
This thread is chitlins
 
2010-06-02 09:44:32 AM  
I can't wait for John Stossel to jet across the pond to put in an application as D'Kembe Malcolm DMX Sanfordandson with the hidden cameras rolling.
 
2010-06-02 09:44:57 AM  
Wow, the linked article had one of the worst popover ads I've ever seen. Even after clicking "close" it still covered the text in the article.
 
2010-06-02 09:44:57 AM  
This really got me worked up, as I cant stand racism. I'm sweating like a white man writing a derivative.
 
2010-06-02 09:45:02 AM  
Paging DROxINxTHExWIND, DROxINxTHExWIND, you have a telephone call at the front desk.
 
2010-06-02 09:45:53 AM  
It's not racism when WE do it!
 
2010-06-02 09:46:01 AM  
Kenny B: I see your Whitey's Restaurant and raise you the Koffee Kup Kafe.

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