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(Fox News)   Michael Jackson hospitalized in Indianapolis. Apparently found that Taco Bell he was looking for   (foxnews.com) divider line 70
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2003-05-21 11:37:28 PM  
he is always eating what he should not

er...
 
2003-05-21 11:41:09 PM  
Was that a spider-man mask on his face, or some little boy's underoos?

(unable to come up with own joke, stole it)
 
2003-05-22 01:22:02 AM  
Sometimes truth IS stranger than fiction
 
2003-05-22 01:23:11 AM  
Just Eat It...

/Weird Al
 
2003-05-22 01:25:56 AM  
Yo quiero illness.
 
2003-05-22 01:26:32 AM  
sweet, i got two articles posted in one day.
 
2003-05-22 01:26:33 AM  
Michael Jackson was hospitalized with an undisclosed illness Wednesday, the same day he was scheduled to give a deposition in a copyright lawsuit.

How convenient...
 
2003-05-22 01:27:26 AM  
Maybe he ate a reuben. Wait...
 
2003-05-22 01:28:07 AM  
Please let this be the final act.
 
2003-05-22 01:28:27 AM  
Haha, hilarious headline.
 
2003-05-22 01:31:12 AM  
It was probably due to fatigue and neck pains...I mean did anybody see the afro he was wearing? That's got to be 10 lbs. easily
 
2003-05-22 01:32:23 AM  
whooopie
 
2003-05-22 01:33:06 AM  
Phareous

Michael Jackson hasn't had an afro since he was a kid.
 
2003-05-22 01:33:19 AM  
hopefully it's permanent.
 
2003-05-22 01:34:47 AM  
Please let this be the final act.

Not until he does a Taco Bell commercial and his plastic nose catches on fire.

/drink Pepsi, it tastes like burning
 
2003-05-22 01:35:09 AM  
Zmbzbwe

He had one on the other day. Thus the joke.

Wait for it........

There it is!
 
2003-05-22 01:35:17 AM  
And I'm supposed to care, why?
 
2003-05-22 01:35:22 AM  

Holy shiat! (Search) Would it (Search) be too God Damned much (Search) to (Search) ask (Search) for (Search) stupid (Search)dumb (Search)shiat (Search) eating (Search) Fox (Search) News [sic] (Search) (Search) content (Search) to (Search) be (Search) somehow (Search) filtered (Search) out (Search) by (Search) the (Search) various (Search) internet (Search) hubs (Search) and (Search) routers (Search) so (Search) no (Search) one (Search) has (Search) to (Search) suffer (Search) through (Search) (Search) that (Search) shiat (Search).. ? (Search) (Search) ((((((Nested Search)))))

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Damn!

 
2003-05-22 01:38:02 AM  
Eating meat that is 13 years old will do it to you every time.
 
2003-05-22 01:40:04 AM  
Maybe he is there to have has head surgically removed from his ass.
 
2003-05-22 01:49:02 AM  
Am I the only person who just couldn't give a rat's ass what Michael Jackson says/does/thinks?
 
2003-05-22 01:54:13 AM  
classic headline!
 
2003-05-22 01:59:13 AM  
Csah, haha, yeah I wondered about those 'search' thingies lately. Apparently most humans were unable to grasp the concept of underlined text as a hyperlink, requiring the new additions.
 
2003-05-22 01:59:22 AM  
damn, i work for one of the big-3 hospitals in town, and this is the first ive heard...
 
2003-05-22 02:04:52 AM  
I got Jacko picked for a dead pool hit. With the way he's going, he's going down before the year is up. I think he'll go out in some bizarre way or with a strange illness that no-one's ever heard of.
 
2003-05-22 02:07:10 AM  
I drink a lot before court, myself.
 
2003-05-22 02:09:56 AM  
I think he'll go out in some bizarre way or with a strange illness that no-one's ever heard of.

So will that disease be named after him? How awful it would be to some day be diagnosed with Michael Jackson's Disease.
 
2003-05-22 02:14:16 AM  
Please, someone get this freak out of my city.
 
2003-05-22 02:15:44 AM  
it's the mad cow disease out-break, and only one taco bell got tainted meat, and jackson ate tainted meat. for the third time.. that we know of..
 
2003-05-22 02:21:40 AM  
Jacko's money, career and health problems equal an early demise due to an "accidental" overdose of prescribed medication,you know, a classy suicide,like Presley's (whom Michael always compared himself to).
 
2003-05-22 02:24:28 AM  
Maybe he's going through metamorphosis again.
 
2003-05-22 02:31:27 AM  
When do you think he will actually cocoon and come out showing his true alien form?
 
2003-05-22 02:54:53 AM  
Michael Jackson has enough artificial shiat in him to be a hospital. Check out his latest plastic surgery Here It's in the right hand column. Now, beat it.
 
2003-05-22 02:58:09 AM  
Eating meat that is 13 years old will do it to you every time.

You win every body get the fark outa here, parties over, aint gotta go home but You cant stay here...theres the bottom and the best
 
2003-05-22 03:02:36 AM  
Maybe the rumor of 5 gallons of MAN JUICE is true
 
2003-05-22 03:27:03 AM  
with all the stuff happinin to mikey i'd be surprised if he made it to the end of the year without dying. for god sakes, he was hospitalized for not eating. dumbass!
 
2003-05-22 04:09:21 AM  
Redwingsfan That wasn't Michael Jackson! That was Rod Stewart!!
 
2003-05-22 04:13:02 AM  
Does Jacko live on pity?

Seems like everytime the media talks about him we shake our collective heads in disbelief...

Why does the media even bother with this wackjob?
 
2003-05-22 04:40:18 AM  
"Oh my god; screamed the vet,
thats not a mexican hairless...its not even a dog...
its Michael Jackson!"
 
2003-05-22 04:41:26 AM  
"and its rabid"
 
2003-05-22 05:12:50 AM  
Funny thing, we passed Jackson's hotel he was staying at going around the block downtown. There was a car for him, and a total of about 9 people waiting for him.
 
2003-05-22 05:21:29 AM  
MsPentyuth

So will that disease be named after him? How awful it would be to some day be diagnosed with Michael Jackson's Disease.

That will be a standard defense, like ADHD..."I am sorry Judge, I had to dangle the baby out the window after I molested the boys during the sleepover because I have MJ Disease."
 
2003-05-22 05:55:11 AM  
Spider bite?

Lost fake nose?

YOU MAKE THE CALL!
 
2003-05-22 06:54:51 AM  
What on earth is a Gary band? Was the Jackson 5 a Gary band? What?
 
2003-05-22 07:18:54 AM  

Hmmm. I heard on the radio yesterday morning that Jacko was here in town, but they didn't say why.

Lock up your little boys!

 
2003-05-22 07:28:20 AM  
Maybe his nose fell off again.
 
2003-05-22 07:29:27 AM  
Tempathy:
"it's the mad cow disease out-break, and only one taco bell got tainted meat, and jackson ate tainted meat. for the third time.. that we know of.. "

Wait....Taco Bell uses real meat???
 
2003-05-22 07:56:59 AM  
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is made of plastic, the other one molests small boys.

Thank you (search), I'm here all week (search).
 
2003-05-22 08:25:35 AM  
Jackson, 44, "was not feeling well and was feeling weak," Oxman said in a telephone interview.

HA! I imagine that wuss *always* feels weak. What a cop-out.
 
2003-05-22 08:31:45 AM  
Michael Jackson deserves to be thoroughly ignored. If the newspapers and television stopped reporting anything about him at all, he probably would wither away to a dry little husk and die in an auto-erotic asphyxiation misadventure.
 
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