Van Wilder was on Comedy Central tonight. It reminded me how horrible an actress she is.

Where's the BLARGGGH owl when you need him?

namatad: quick! I need some OLD tara reid photos. STAT!!

Here you go champ.

There ain't nuthin' money can't buy... including liposuction and a fake tan.

Ick. No wonder she doesn't have a job.

She looks like the leather swatches at Pottery Barn.

35 years old, with the body of a 60-year-old.

Her problem wasn't really the bad plastic surgery it was:

1) Anorexia (She was down to 95 lbs at one point)
2) Too much tanning.
3) Smoking.

None of those are good things for a woman who wants not look like beef jerky by the time she's in her 30's.

What's with blond hair and obviously fake tan look that people stop and go "damn I'm sexy."

Really?

I'd be willing to bet she'd suck your cawk for considerably less than $1000 now.

nothing a little bondo couldn't fix

I really don't see the attraction of the Bergen-Belsen look that women strive for.

PC LOAD LETTER

Thank you!!!!

Still need EYE BLEACH

Sad to see....

Ender's: DO NOT CLICK

TOO LATE!!

Here's some eye bleach for others who clicked.

She looks like a zombie. Gross.

For once, I can say in all seriousness, that I do not want and would not hit. And what's the deal with the horizontal scars? Could they not fix that?

Jeebus, that shiat is scary.

daas: Here you go champ.



...just saying

Tara, you took a perfectly cromulent face and figure and farked it all up.

Thanks. sigh.

Nothing I've read anywhere has suggested to me that she's a bad person in any way beyond the usual, so by and large, good for her if she's happy with things as they are.

You know what a hotdog looks like when you microwave it instead of boil it? Yah.

Yet another Hollywood beauty destroyed by her own vanity. WTF are all these women thinking?

where's dog welder when you need him

Eh, I think her stomach looks much better than before, when she had that strange bulging and wrinkling even when her stomach was relaxed and she was standing upright. Those scars are fairly thin and will probably fade more.

The strange thing to me is, this woman seems to live her life as if she can only wear bikinis, and as if reaching some bikini body ideal is the only thing to strive for. I suppose that's what her career was based on. But cripes, get a little more versatile.

Mentat: Her skin is like rich Corinthian leather.

This... Ugggh

My stomach just turned a little. I feel all un-fap-worthy Tara Reid pics should be banned from Fark

Somebody feed her, stat!

Sounds like I am lucky that we have an intermittent problem here at work which keeps us from accessing .uk and .us sites. Our IT guy is baffled.

"I DO dare."

(click)

"OH GOD, WHY DID I CLICK?!"

fudgefactor7: She looks like a zombie. Gross.



Be careful not to startle her

...quick someone turn off the lights