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(Contact Music)   Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker had a quiet tenth anniversary, capped off with the obligatory roll in the hay   (contactmusic.com) divider line 56
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2010-05-30 07:30:53 PM
Frau Blucher

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2010-05-30 07:37:21 PM
cdn.holytaco.com
HAYYYhYhYhYhYh
 
2010-05-30 07:43:37 PM
This headline is full of whinny.
 
2010-05-30 08:38:07 PM
The article says they married in 1997. Math fail?
 
2010-05-30 08:56:50 PM
Hehehehe... it never fails to get a chuckle out of me. Neigh, it does not. :D
 
2010-05-30 10:08:28 PM
LadyHawke: The article says they married in 1997. Math fail?

Math is hard.
 
2010-05-30 10:11:02 PM
Galileo's Daughter: LadyHawke: The article says they married in 1997. Math fail?

Math is hard.


Yes it is.
 
2010-05-30 10:54:21 PM
You still nag her about her looks, subby? Wait until she gets pregnant, and becomes a mudder.
 
2010-05-30 11:19:57 PM
qualopec: This headline is full of whinny.

Keyboard, please.
I realize this line has *got* to be an old one.
but damn if it didn't kick me square in teh funny sack.
 
2010-05-30 11:48:42 PM
I can't believe they don't have kids. My guess is that Broderick is gay.
 
2010-05-30 11:50:07 PM
BadAnalogyGuy: I can't believe they don't have kids. My guess is that Broderick is gay.

it's just cuz he's not hung like a horse
 
2010-05-30 11:50:12 PM
Their tenth? NEIGH! It's "lucky" 13th for them, so sayeth TFA.
 
2010-05-30 11:50:48 PM
BadAnalogyGuy: I can't believe they don't have kids. My guess is that Broderick is gay.

Maybe he's just not into equestrian events
 
2010-05-30 11:52:04 PM
BadAnalogyGuy: I can't believe they don't have kids. My guess is that Broderick is gay.

They DO have kids. 3 of them, actually. But, seeing as two were carried by a surrogate, yeah, I would guess that Broderick is gay as well.
 
2010-05-30 11:56:48 PM
"The film opened in several countries last week (ends30May10) and Parker "

What's with the (ends30May10)???
 
2010-05-30 11:57:49 PM
Did anyone else read that as "teeth anniversary"?
 
2010-05-31 12:00:21 AM
OrganicMisanthropist: BadAnalogyGuy: I can't believe they don't have kids. My guess is that Broderick is gay.

They DO have kids. 3 of them, actually. But, seeing as two were carried by a surrogate, yeah, I would guess that Broderick is gay as well.


Or maybe she thought his pecker was a carrot and bit it off. Or something. I don't know, my brain is polluted by this fever.

Or maybe he just deflates with a wild cartoon raspberry sound every time she prances into the room naked.

Go go Gadget penis retraction!
 
2010-05-31 12:05:08 AM
She would look SO much better with bangs.

/the girliest thing I've said all day
 
2010-05-31 12:09:00 AM
www.delawareonline.com

I'm gonna be watching you, subby
 
2010-05-31 12:09:44 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2010-05-31 12:09:55 AM
Ringshadow: She would look SO much better with bangs.

/the girliest thing I've said all day


www.booooooom.com

Funny you should say that, Ringshadow
 
2010-05-31 12:16:24 AM
Most Jewish people look like horses.
 
2010-05-31 12:19:43 AM
Sun God: Most Jewish people look like horses.

Not true... some of them look like rats
 
2010-05-31 12:23:07 AM
Sun God: Most Jewish people look like horses.

How can you tell this without calipers and a color chart? You know, to determine length of nose and how dark their eyes and hair are.
 
2010-05-31 12:26:46 AM
missmez: Sun God: Most Jewish people look like horses.

How can you tell this without calipers and a color chart? You know, to determine length of nose and how dark their eyes and hair are.


You can tell by how much they whine when you kick 'em
 
2010-05-31 12:31:22 AM
OrganicMisanthropist: BadAnalogyGuy: I can't believe they don't have kids. My guess is that Broderick is gay.

They DO have kids. 3 of them, actually. But, seeing as two were carried by a surrogate, yeah, I would guess that Broderick is gay as well.


If SJP was my only option, I'd be "gay," too.
 
2010-05-31 12:32:11 AM
LadyHawke: The article says they married in 1997. Math fail?

They're going by horse years.
 
2010-05-31 12:37:50 AM
LadyHawke: The article says they married in 1997. Math fail?

Maybe not furlong.
 
2010-05-31 12:38:38 AM
Came for Young Frankenstein, beaten to the punch. Oh well.
Might as well plug the musical. (new window)
 
2010-05-31 12:58:22 AM
I have a question for Farkers. I can see that SJP is not aging to well, but I never really got why people slam her so hard. She seems like a decent enough person.

I thought she was absolutely adorable in LA Story, but that time has passed.

Just to be clear. I am supposed to hate her because she is a victim of Father Time like the rest of us.
 
2010-05-31 01:02:18 AM
We don't hate her. We just think she looks like a horse. And that's funny.
 
2010-05-31 01:04:08 AM
Harry_Seldon: I have a question for Farkers. I can see that SJP is not aging to well, but I never really got why people slam her so hard. She seems like a decent enough person.

I thought she was absolutely adorable in LA Story, but that time has passed.

Just to be clear. I am supposed to hate her because she is a victim of Father Time like the rest of us.


Because she is a horse.
 
2010-05-31 01:14:20 AM
The only people who defend Sarah Jessica-Parker's looks are the ones who a) look at their group of friends through a Sex and the City prism and b) realize on some level that they are the Carrie of the group.
 
2010-05-31 01:19:31 AM
Harry_Seldon: I have a question for Farkers. I can see that SJP is not aging to well, but I never really got why people slam her so hard. She seems like a decent enough person.

img231.imageshack.us
 
2010-05-31 01:30:58 AM
Harry_Seldon: I have a question for Farkers. I can see that SJP is not aging to well, but I never really got why people slam her so hard. She seems like a decent enough person.

I thought she was absolutely adorable in LA Story, but that time has passed.

Just to be clear. I am supposed to hate her because she is a victim of Father Time like the rest of us.


No, just use your horse sense and you'll see why.
 
2010-05-31 01:35:27 AM
She was, on a good day, maybe the third-best-looking broad on Square Pegs. Tells you all you need to know. That broad was even sub-Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club.
 
2010-05-31 02:17:26 AM
Ehh, Matthew Broderick is the Win. Ergo, SJP gets a pass in my book. And no, I'm not gay....but hey, if Matthew Broderick ev...errr, never mind!

/I was also told there would be no math.
 
2010-05-31 02:20:52 AM
The English Major: Galileo's Daughter: LadyHawke: The article says they married in 1997. Math fail?

Math is hard.

Yes it is.


subby fail

the '10' refers to the current year (2010) not how long they have been married

"had a "casual" anniversary celebration this year (10)"

and later in the article

"The film opened in several countries last week (ends30May10) and Parker..."

so last week was week-ending May 30, 2010.

but then again this is the same math and reading comprehension challenged subby who wrote this:

It's taken 463 years, but Nicolaus Copernicus finally gets a proper burial. A Catholic burial (new window)

and from that article:

"Nicolaus Copernicus died a nobody in 1543"

hmmm... so 2010 - 1543 = 467, not 463.

derp derp
 
2010-05-31 02:21:49 AM
Farabor: Ehh, Matthew Broderick is the Win. Ergo, SJP gets a pass in my book. And no, I'm not gay....but hey, if Matthew Broderick ev...errr, never mind!

/I was also told there would be no math.


Ferris Bueller is a dick. If you have an idea of what an "id" is, you have the bueller. He's a horrible character. He's a sanctimonious prig.
 
2010-05-31 03:06:15 AM
Farkers don't have a very consistent zeitgeist.
 
2010-05-31 03:47:03 AM
Harry_Seldon: Farkers don't have a very consistent zeitgeist.

Or any happiness resulting from the misfortune of others.
 
2010-05-31 03:50:17 AM
They put on the feedbag, and he ponied up for a nice piece of jewelry, then a roll in the hay. It's the only way a marriage like that stays stable.
 
2010-05-31 03:57:52 AM
Sun God: Harry_Seldon: I have a question for Farkers. I can see that SJP is not aging to well, but I never really got why people slam her so hard. She seems like a decent enough person.

That looks like Giada DeLaurentis.
 
2010-05-31 04:15:59 AM
Obnox: OrganicMisanthropist: BadAnalogyGuy: I can't believe they don't have kids. My guess is that Broderick is gay.

They DO have kids. 3 of them, actually. But, seeing as two were carried by a surrogate, yeah, I would guess that Broderick is gay as well.

If SJP was my only option, I'd be "gay," too.


Come on, really? I've had much uglier, I'll be honest about it. Sarah Jessica Parker is definitely not below my standards. Everyone else on Fark I guess is getting mad amounts of young movie star pussy, but I'm willing to settle for SJP, if no one younger or better looking is available.

And I'm not just saying that because I've been drinking. Which I have.
 
2010-05-31 04:19:47 AM
CaptainFatass: The only people who defend Sarah Jessica-Parker's looks are the ones who a) look at their group of friends through a Sex and the City prism and b) realize on some level that they are the Carrie of the group.

c)they've had worse and figure she'd be decent for a quick roll in the hay

Ok well I'm not really defending her looks, just sayin'
 
2010-05-31 04:56:27 AM
LeafyGreens: Sun God: Harry_Seldon: I have a question for Farkers. I can see that SJP is not aging to well, but I never really got why people slam her so hard. She seems like a decent enough person.

That looks like Giada DeLaurentis.


I got it from a paper doll site. So all of the lesbians can put little paper doll clothes on her. I assume that's normal.
 
2010-05-31 06:42:09 AM
CaptainFatass: The only people who defend Sarah Jessica-Parker's looks are the ones who a) look at their group of friends through a Sex and the City prism and b) realize on some level that they are the Carrie of the group.

Let me guess, she is way below your standards...

i30.photobucket.com

I find her attractive enough...

Never any desire to see SITC, and never will.

And as for being "The Carrie of the group"..

WHAT THE F*CK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!!!
 
2010-05-31 08:46:41 AM
fisker: Harry_Seldon: I have a question for Farkers. I can see that SJP is not aging to well, but I never really got why people slam her so hard. She seems like a decent enough person.

I thought she was absolutely adorable in LA Story, but that time has passed.

Just to be clear. I am supposed to hate her because she is a victim of Father Time like the rest of us.

Because she is a horse.


Of course.
 
2010-05-31 10:29:33 AM
Never forget he got away with manslaughter...

wiki

here
 
2010-05-31 12:33:00 PM
Bah, I'm going to defend her, since everybody else just wants to post horse pictures.

She's a hard-working person (got started playing Annie on Broadway, when she was just a little kid), she's had a good career, and she hasn't gone and had a bunch of plastic surgery to make herself look like a Barbie doll. That tells me that she's probably got a good head on her shoulders and is not all farked up with celebrity and shallow shiat like that.

She keeps her private life private, instead of twittering every bowel movement, so she's not an attention whore. She doesn't go on the talk shows and inform you of her every political opinion, she doesn't want to "branch out" and sell shoes or something, even though she's famous enough to do something like that. And if her husband is gay--well, who farking cares? It's between the two of them, and that's how they keep it.shiat, I wish I had as much sense as she apparently does.
 
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