I was going to make some inane comment here, but then I said ahhh phuket.

I can only imagine what the goldfish were for... I mean, comon... goldfish AND pingpong balls? You GOTTA keep em seperate. Its like a law or something.

God I miss Thailand.

Isn't this a follow-up? Have I hit a wrinkle in time?

"each was fined 500 baht."

Conversion to $ anyone? What the hell is baht, and what kinda town is named phukcet?

Oh, and I wanna see pics of the bananas and candles in action

O. No darts. Okay, totally different act.

Sometimes you just gotta say Phuket.

/obvious

43 baht were worth about one USD when I was in Thailand last year.

Bananas... Bananas... Bananas in my pajamas...

Maybe I lead a sheltered life but I can't figure out what the goldfish and packs of cigarettes were used for.

"sprang into action"

I always get sprung when I goto places like that!!!

I want to see a PETA pamphlet about that act of cruelty. Poor fishies.

500 baht is $11.90

i would just like to note that the squad watched for an unreported period of time. hahahahhahahaha THEN they bust them.

I thought it was only illegal if you ate the goldfish after the dancers dispensed them.

There once was a lady from Phuket
Whose talent was shooting balls in to a bucket
From her coothie they would fly
Like a bird in the sky
Too bad her hole was the size of Nantucket

Can the arrested performers sue for "restraint of trade"?

Adonbray

Me, either. I don't think I wnat to know...

"watched the show for an unspecified amount of time" Guess they sat through three or four showings!

"After watching the sex show for an unreported length of time....."

Hmmmm wonder why its unreported....

/turned on by goldfish?

**want**

/I hate it when that happens

Skinink: paraphrasing a Murray Head song? Tsk, tsk...

(*shakes head*)

What's up with Phuket that their newspaper has a whole section called "Queer News?" Not that there's anything wrong with that

It's teh funny because Phuket sounds like f.uck it! Geh.

If the joke seems too easy, kids, it's probably Been Done Before.

Bass555
"Skinink: paraphrasing a Murray Head song? Tsk, tsk..."

You should see me when I start quoting Neil Sadaka lyrics, then my feet cannot stop tappin' ...

Ah Pattya beach. Brings back fond memories. Naked Thai girls washing me with there bodies. All the Klosters I could drink. Hanging out at Marilins and watch girls do crazy things with frogs...what a shiat hole.

I still don't see what the problem was. Other than the cigarettes being around minors.

Please explain.

I guess even the vice squad has their vices in Phuket!!

The headline reminds me of the adverts for the sex show bars in Amsterdam. Actually one such "feature" puzzled me to no end -- one bar advertised a "writing show".

What the heck is a "writing show" in a sex bar??

Phuket Is great!! Been there twice and had the best time! My buddy Roger got on a motorcycle accident the second day there and spent 6 days in a Thai hospital getting a bone infection. It was like M.A.S.H. Still, the people are super nice, the women are beautiful (and friendly, if you know what I mean.) the food is fanstatic, the land is wonderful, ect, ect. You have to go, even if only once in your life.

Boobie drought!

Does that mean Skinnik just gave us all Head?

Murray, I mean.

That's the last time we hold our grade-school's ping-pong tournament in Thailand I'll tell you!

poor goldfish

HAHAHAHA THE PLACE IS NAMED PHUKET!!!

Like fark It

hahaha

Bye.

We need a Phuket tag

I thought it was pronounced "Fu-kay"

No?

Ok, I've been to Phuket. The women there can shoot darts from a blow gun, smoke cigarettes, and manipulate ping pong balls all with their vaginas. I saw one drop a live goldfish into a bowl of water out of her vagina.

This has been over twelve years ago. Then, these sex acts were widespread. I guess they are trying to clean the place up. It actually is a beautiful resort city.

What was most disturbing to me was not the vagina freak shows, but the transvestites. Some of the most beautiful women in the world are in Thailand and unfortunately, all of the women there aren't women.

Hope this clears the whole matter up for you.

Ok, now I'm confused... the article was down when I wrote the previous post.

The paper is from Phuket, but the article mentions Pattaya beach. Which is it? They had disturbing sex shows in both cities, but they are on opposite ends of the country.

I think it's pronounced 'Fook it' which is similar in pronunciation to the Scottish 'Fook it' which means 'Fark it'.
An example might be: 'I cannae be bothered - Fook it.'

/drivle

Actually, it's pronounced "Poo-ket."

Billgx - Thanks for filling us naive folks in.
I'm pretty sure that babydollcupcake up there is a Thai transvestite.

it is indeed pronounced "poo-ket"

ahhhh yes the good ol days in thailand lived it loved it one hell of chapter

Got back from Thailand last Thursday and would go back tomorrow if given the chance. Cheap food, beer, and lodging. Beautiful and "accomodating" women but gotta echo the transvestite warning (unless you're into that sort of thing.)

Ive been to Thailand and the smokes, goldfish and smokes were all for the show. It was hysterical.

And I will add my chorus to the voices warning to "Buyer Beware" when picking out your company for the evening. Some of those trannies are pretty convincing.