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(LBC 97.3)   If your wife's a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs. Just sayin'   (wtsp.com ) divider line 252
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2010-05-27 03:36:13 PM  

steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.


Oh you have no idea ;)
 
2010-05-27 03:38:54 PM  

sephjnr: I see what you did there/i>

As long as at least one person gets it.

 
2010-05-27 03:41:58 PM  

sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)


Get a room you two.

/And make a video.
//and distribute it to the 2nd-grade class.
///Offer exclusive to FL only.
 
2010-05-27 03:47:31 PM  

sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)


Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...
 
2010-05-27 03:48:45 PM  

steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...


That wasn't my room you were in.
 
2010-05-27 03:54:17 PM  

ranak: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Get a room you two.

/And make a video.
//and distribute it to the 2nd-grade class.
///Offer exclusive to FL only.


He started it!
 
2010-05-27 03:55:36 PM  

sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...

That wasn't my room you were in.


Oh? It was the room where you took your 3rd fark profile photo. You're wearing my favorite kind of shirt in that photo and I LOVE hairbands! Very nice.
 
2010-05-27 03:56:52 PM  

sn82: sn82: He started it!


Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".
 
2010-05-27 03:59:06 PM  

steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...

That wasn't my room you were in.

Oh? It was the room where you took your 3rd fark profile photo. You're wearing my favorite kind of shirt in that photo and I LOVE hairbands! Very nice.


Nope, I don't have those kind of things in my room. Thanks for the compliment :) It was hot in my apartment after work yesterday.
 
2010-05-27 04:00:13 PM  

ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".


Oh! In that case, I'll get my noose.

/from TX, they're required to own.
 
2010-05-27 04:00:33 PM  

ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".


Oh, an expert in "drilling" eh?
 
2010-05-27 04:04:49 PM  

steklo: ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".

Oh, an expert in "drilling" eh?


More like "making decisions that lead to disaterous results". :)
 
2010-05-27 04:06:31 PM  

sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...

That wasn't my room you were in.

Oh? It was the room where you took your 3rd fark profile photo. You're wearing my favorite kind of shirt in that photo and I LOVE hairbands! Very nice.

Nope, I don't have those kind of things in my room. Thanks for the compliment :) It was hot in my apartment after work yesterday.


No toys huh? You should try a few, doesn't hurt to try new things.
 
2010-05-27 04:12:05 PM  

ranak: steklo: ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".

Oh, an expert in "drilling" eh?

More like "making decisions that lead to disaterous results". :)


You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.
 
2010-05-27 04:12:54 PM  

steklo: ranak: steklo: ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".

Oh, an expert in "drilling" eh?

More like "making decisions that lead to disaterous results". :)

You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.


THIS
 
2010-05-27 04:17:03 PM  
GIS for "schoolgirl" turns up very few actual schoolgirls.
 
2010-05-27 04:17:56 PM  
SN82,

You're new name is now, Daphnie.

It took a while, but then I figured it out. I bet you make the Mystery-Machine ROCK!
 
2010-05-27 04:20:28 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: The Stealth Hippopotamus: AND I SAID!!
I wonder what a full grown woman in a school girl outfit would look like??


[Gogo picture]

Gogo Yubari. Dammit. I was hoping to get some work done this afternoon.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2010-05-27 04:26:02 PM  

GiantRobot: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82:

God bless you, honey.

I love that movie. I need to go out and buy it.

I didn't even know that was a movie; I just liked the shape of her perky tits.

Wow! Go rent it now. You must watch the movie to experience the awesomeness of Dazed and Confused.

Dazed and Confused is a farking incredible film. It's one of my all-time favourites.

If you've not seen it, you really should.


Dazed was great. Just watched The Stoned Age last night, which was hilarious and realistic.
 
2010-05-27 04:26:05 PM  

steklo: You're new name is now, Daphnie.


LOLWUT
 
2010-05-27 04:27:37 PM  

steklo: SN82,

You're new name is now, Daphnie.

It took a while, but then I figured it out. I bet you make the Mystery-Machine ROCK!


Actually I decided from my screen name. SN82- Sexy Nymph :P
 
2010-05-27 04:27:59 PM  

GiantRobot: keypusher: Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.

Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.

Pffft. When I was a kid all we had was this:


Fertility idol.... *droolz*



/fap fap fap
 
2010-05-27 04:28:40 PM  

steklo: You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.


Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I don't think I look good enough for TV. But I could do okay behind the camera. For example, shooting sn82's new video that she owes us.
 
2010-05-27 04:30:08 PM  

ranak: steklo: You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.

Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I don't think I look good enough for TV. But I could do okay behind the camera. For example, shooting sn82's new video that she owes us.


You'll have to get it from my ex.
 
2010-05-27 04:30:38 PM  

GreenAdder: steklo: You're new name is now, Daphnie.

LOLWUT


Your, You're, to, too, two, there, their, etc etc...
English's pitfalls.

Whomever came up with those rules, needs their last cigerette and a blindfold.
 
2010-05-27 04:32:04 PM  

sn82: ranak: steklo: You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.

Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I don't think I look good enough for TV. But I could do okay behind the camera. For example, shooting sn82's new video that she owes us.

You'll have to get it from my ex.


No, I'll just surf www.ex-girlfriends.com Database, I'm sure its in there by now.
 
2010-05-27 04:33:12 PM  

sn82: steklo: SN82,

You're new name is now, Daphnie.

It took a while, but then I figured it out. I bet you make the Mystery-Machine ROCK!

Actually I decided from my screen name. SN82- Sexy Nymph :P


Check your e-mail.
 
2010-05-27 04:33:34 PM  

steklo: sn82: ranak: steklo: You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.

Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I don't think I look good enough for TV. But I could do okay behind the camera. For example, shooting sn82's new video that she owes us.

You'll have to get it from my ex.

No, I'll just surf www.ex-girlfriends.com Database, I'm sure its in there by now.


Wow, really? I hope it's not there. He's not internet savvy. Oh well. It's pretty hot though.
 
2010-05-27 04:34:22 PM  

steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82,

You're new name is now, Daphnie.

It took a while, but then I figured it out. I bet you make the Mystery-Machine ROCK!

Actually I decided from my screen name. SN82- Sexy Nymph :P

Check your e-mail.


I did. Am about to respond momentarily.
 
2010-05-27 04:38:47 PM  
steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.


And so it begins.
 
2010-05-27 04:41:45 PM  

ranak: steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.

And so it begins.


Someone feeling left out? Jealous? Hmmmmm
 
2010-05-27 04:42:31 PM  

ranak: steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.

And so it begins.


Just going over the light levels and camera angles we have to use for YOUR film buddy....
 
2010-05-27 04:52:34 PM  

sn82: ranak: steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.

And so it begins.

Someone feeling left out? Jealous? Hmmmmm


Nope, just being snarky. And trying to burn thru this last hour.
 
2010-05-27 04:53:20 PM  
Best. Porn. Genre. Ever.
 
2010-05-27 04:59:37 PM  

steklo: Whomever came up with those rules, needs their last cigerette and a blindfold.


LOLWUTLOLWUT
 
2010-05-27 05:00:41 PM  

ranak: sn82: ranak: steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.

And so it begins.

Someone feeling left out? Jealous? Hmmmmm

Nope, just being snarky. And trying to burn thru this last hour.


Daphnie will be wearing the sexy camisole I'm sending her for our video shoot. We've decided to call it " Ranak-A-Muck "

We'll need a director and make up artist and someone to clean up the curtins after the money shot. You in?
 
2010-05-27 05:05:55 PM  

steklo: Daphnie will be wearing the sexy camisole corset i'm sending her for our video shoot. We've decided to call it "Ranak-A-Muck"

We'll need a director (sure) and make up artist (does body paint count as make-up?) and someone to clean up the curtins after the money shot (not me, but I can recommend a woman in Tampa if you can deal with The Crazy). You in? (why not; It beats opened a Facebook account)

 
2010-05-27 05:10:26 PM  

ranak: steklo: Daphnie will be wearing the sexy camisole corset i'm sending her for our video shoot. We've decided to call it "Ranak-A-Muck"

We'll need a director (sure) and make up artist (does body paint count as make-up?) and someone to clean up the curtins after the money shot (not me, but I can recommend a woman in Tampa if you can deal with The Crazy). You in? (why not; It beats opened a Facebook account)


Wait a minute...Crazy women who'll clean the curtians after a money shot? She's in. Make her wear the camisole and we'll give her a "walk-on/cameo"

Nice. Good to see this film is shaping up. All I need to do now is find a 2nd grade female teacher's husband to distribute it!
 
2010-05-27 05:12:31 PM  

steklo: All I need to do now is find a 2nd grade female teacher's husband to distribute it!


There's one in FL from what I understand.

/to get the thread back on track
 
2010-05-27 05:44:44 PM  

keypusher: Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.

Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.


That's awesomely funny. Time for BIBLE PRON! Today's Holy Fap selection will be Song of Solomon, Chapter 1, verses 9-17:

9.I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in Pharaoh's chariots.
10.Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold.
11.We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver.
12.While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof.
13.A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.
14.My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of Engedi.
15.Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
16.Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green.
17.The beams of our house are cedar, and our rafters of fir.

Nice, but a bit tame...now we'll skip ahead a bit, to the gangbang scene in Chapter 3, verses 7-8:

7.Behold his bed, which is Solomon's; threescore valiant men are about it, of the valiant of Israel.
8.They all hold swords, being expert in war: every man hath his sword upon his thigh because of fear in the night.

Although I've heard that some prefer the Slut-Sisters Size-Queen stylings of Ezekiel Chapter 23, verses 11-20:

14 "But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans portrayed in red, 15 with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea. 16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her nakedness, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. [c]

HOT!!!Hot like the stiff scepter of the horned one!
 
2010-05-27 05:48:53 PM  

jst3p: But Hill remains angry the school hasn't disciplined the teacher yet, and is even more upset the teacher hasn't called to apologize yet.

She'll get over it.


First - I am sure the husband will discipline the naughty teacher in his own special way later on.

Second - because in today's world when a person appologizes, it is an admission of guilt and only sets up for fire for the lawsuits by the batshiat crazy parents (can I also fit the word prude in there somewhere?).
 
2010-05-27 05:53:11 PM  
Well, call me crazy, subby... but I think it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs as a general rule, regardless of what your wife does for a living.

But hey, that's just my opinion. Whatever works for you.
 
2010-05-28 01:48:52 AM  
feh
 
2010-05-28 05:13:17 AM  

jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"


Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?
 
2010-05-28 09:43:48 AM  
www.iwatchstuff.com


APPROVES?
 
2010-05-28 09:46:16 AM  

Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?


it's taboo to most women. most men never get the chance to butt fark a woman. that is why it is in so much pr0n. it is fantasy fulfillment. kind of like the "facial". most men want to do that, but most women ain't gonna let you.
 
2010-05-28 10:11:55 AM  

Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?


It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.
 
2010-05-28 10:47:34 AM  

sn82: Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?

It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.


I have, didn't much care for it.... a fact I once brought up in a Fark thread. Someone was kind enough to point out my obvious gheyness. Because I don't like anal.

Yes, Dr. Hawking. I have the ghey because I don't like anal. You're a got-damn genius. Don't know how I missed that.
 
2010-05-28 10:54:29 AM  

madmann: sn82: Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?

It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.

I have, didn't much care for it.... a fact I once brought up in a Fark thread. Someone was kind enough to point out my obvious gheyness. Because I don't like anal.

Yes, Dr. Hawking. I have the ghey because I don't like anal. You're a got-damn genius. Don't know how I missed that.


For a guy, I would assume the regular vag would be what turns you on the most? It's a conspiracy and people want you to believe it's great to do anal. P0rn has made things look appealing and is a fantasy. To act on it and it turn out to not be what you thought would suck.
 
2010-05-28 11:03:51 AM  

sn82: Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?

It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.


ok, look. that is great and all... but sometimes you just want to get down and dirty with your woman and fark. if you can get her to do it, and you take your time and do it right, anal is very enjoyable for both of you, plus the excitement of it being taboo.

/just wear a condom, because you can get a urinary tract infection.
 
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