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(LBC 97.3)   If your wife's a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs. Just sayin'   (wtsp.com ) divider line
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2010-05-27 12:28:49 PM  

steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL


Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.
 
2010-05-27 12:29:51 PM  

Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Don't know if anyone has seen the movie Notes on a Scandal. Lots of teacher and student "drilling" in that movie.

There was one movie I saw a moment of, totally erotic and sleazy, where a woman teacher was being seduced by a teenage boy. She was absolutely losing her shiat over the kid, to the point where she stopped caring what people thought of it. Sadly, it'd been a long day traveling and I passed out 20 minutes in and missed the name of the movie.

The woman was Cate Blanchet-- blonde, the boy was this Irish sounding kid with dark brown hair. Sounds like the movie I mentioned. It's pretty good. I'll watch just about anything with Judi Dench though.

THAT'S IT; I remember the kid was Irish! holy shiat, thank you!

You're very welcome :) And here I thought I knew nothing about movies. I really don't. This is just a one time occurrence.

Fate. I've wondered about that movie for years now.


Wonder no more! You can sleep at night knowing what the movie is. Surprised no one has mentioned The Graduate. They might've but didn't see it.
 
2010-05-27 12:30:03 PM  

Porrick: Notes On A Scandal. Great stuff.


I didn't like "Notes on a Scandal" as much as I liked "Snakes on a Plane." Are there any more "X on a Y" movies I should rent?
 
2010-05-27 12:30:12 PM  

sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.


I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.
 
2010-05-27 12:32:23 PM  

steklo: zombietheclown: steklo: astralvortex: Brick-House: Topkill's Bio (new window)

no previous background in the Oil Industry

Interesting...

You know you posted in the wrong thread right?

/Thought the chick in the link was the teacher in question.
//I'd hit it if she bought me a steak dinner.

Drilling students, drilling oil, doesn't matter...drilling is drilling.

drilling is drilling. . . just make sure you don't ever his a leak and need to employ a "top kill" plug

There's the new name for birth control.....

"gee honey, let me get the top kill so we don't have any accidents"


Cover it in foil, before you check for oil.
 
2010-05-27 12:32:30 PM  
Some gems from the comments. I'm trying to decide if my sarcasm meter needs to be recalibrated or if they're really that stupid...

LoveMyRv wrote:
If the porn video was in a case that looked like the one that held the second grade class digital yearbook, this could have been an intentional act by the husband or the teacher. Forensics you bet, see who has fingerprints on the video and the case!
5/27/2010 9:20 AM EDT on wtsp.com

CageyB wrote:
That should be enough probable cause for a forensic search of the husbands home computer. They should have gotten a warrant to do that before the cat was out of the bag. Too late now. He's probably wiped his hard drive clean by now...
5/27/2010 8:26 AM EDT on wtsp.com



Pretty sure there's at least one Farker on there based on this one though...

thorax wrote:
That child's innocence has been stolen! It's so obvious those sinners intended to ruin that poor random kid. Their master plan was flawless, make dvd's and hand them out. How could that ever come back on the teacher and her evil, porn loving husband? Of course, it was obviously and clearly intentional.
5/27/2010 10:32 AM EDT on wtsp.com
 
2010-05-27 12:32:34 PM  

sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.


yeah, I've a hard time watching porn from why back when just for that reason.
 
2010-05-27 12:34:22 PM  
anyone else notice the chick's(?) shirt in the middle of those women?

"Liberian women are something-O!"

and it has a tractor on it. . .
 
2010-05-27 12:35:14 PM  

Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.


I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.
 
2010-05-27 12:38:24 PM  

sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.


I dated a chick who used my face razor to shave and left these disgusting half-inch long hairs all over her labia. Detail; it's sooo important.
 
2010-05-27 12:38:49 PM  

sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.


I suffered through eight years of full bush.

Never again.
 
2010-05-27 12:39:22 PM  
I would think the most likely source of the offending porno was the supplier of the yearbook DVDs. The guy who is duplicating your little girl's digital yearbook DVD accidently slipped one from his personal collection into the wrong case, meaning he was fapping to porn on his PC while duplicating a second grade class yearbook.
 
2010-05-27 12:39:36 PM  

sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.


See, I'm completely reverse. I need it clean shaven and I'm outgoing. Just goes to show it takes all sorts right?
 
2010-05-27 12:39:59 PM  

Knucklepopper: I dated a chick who used my face razor to shave and left these disgusting half-inch long hairs all over her labia. Detail; it's sooo important.


Majora or minora?

/details
 
2010-05-27 12:41:02 PM  

Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.

I dated a chick who used my face razor to shave and left these disgusting half-inch long hairs all over her labia. Detail; it's sooo important.


Oh I hate using other people's razors. That's why us women have our own razors. Sounds like she did a poor, sloppy job. If you're going to shave it all off, do it the right way.
 
2010-05-27 12:42:11 PM  

steklo: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.

See, I'm completely reverse. I need it clean shaven and I'm outgoing. Just goes to show it takes all sorts right?


I guess so; I'll always prefer a neat trim.
 
2010-05-27 12:43:16 PM  

JoeCamelToe: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.

I suffered through eight years of full bush.

Never again.


Oh...so you dated my ex wife. I feel sorry for you.
 
2010-05-27 12:48:50 PM  

sn82:

Oh I hate using other people's razors. That's why us women have our own razors. Sounds like she did a poor, sloppy job. If you're going to shave it all off, do it the right way.


yeah...a nice warm towel, hot water, smooth shaving cream, a new razor, some nice mellow music in the background...excuse me. I'll be right back...
 
2010-05-27 12:54:44 PM  
"Hill says her daughter and 12-year-old son popped the DVD in and saw X-rated material before turning it off."

ya know how I can tell the 12 year old son is gay ?

not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2010-05-27 12:58:07 PM  

Slartibartfaster: "Hill says her daughter and 12-year-old son popped the DVD in and saw X-rated material before turning it off."

ya know how I can tell the 12 year old son is gay ?

not that there is anything wrong with that.


The 12 year old popped it in with his sister right next to him. Gayness has nothing to do with it. He realized he had a goldmine of porn, and was hoping his sister didn't notice so he could pop it out of the player and put it with his xbox game collection...but sadly I bet the sister did see it and cried all the way to mommy.

Not there is anything wrong with being gay...or not...
 
2010-05-27 12:58:14 PM  

sn82: sn82: I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.


Find a guy that's willing to shave that area for you.
 
2010-05-27 01:00:33 PM  
most disappointing photogallery ever
 
2010-05-27 01:02:24 PM  

ranak: sn82: sn82: I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.

Find a guy that's willing to shave that area for you.


Oh, I have no problem in that dept.
 
2010-05-27 01:09:41 PM  

sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82:

God bless you, honey.

I love that movie. I need to go out and buy it.

I didn't even know that was a movie; I just liked the shape of her perky tits.

Wow! Go rent it now. You must watch the movie to experience the awesomeness of Dazed and Confused.


Dazed and Confused is a farking incredible film. It's one of my all-time favourites.

If you've not seen it, you really should.
 
2010-05-27 01:12:46 PM  
My wife is a teacher and has had to tell some of her slutty female students to cover up because it's too distracting. She teaches at an arts school, and 90% of the dudes are gay, so there's a lot of competition for the straight ones. It's like the Serengetti of jailbait.
 
2010-05-27 01:15:43 PM  

GavinTheAlmighty: My wife is a teacher and has had to tell some of her slutty female students to cover up because it's too distracting. She teaches at an arts school, and 90% of the dudes are gay, so there's a lot of competition for the straight ones. It's like the Serengetti of jailbait.


Slutty female students, art school, serengetti? I think you've got the making of a new porn movie...
 
2010-05-27 01:18:05 PM  

Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.


Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.
 
2010-05-27 01:20:50 PM  

keypusher: Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.

Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.


Man...all we had when we were kids were these old, musty things called "girlie magazines" you had to get a hold of one, and then turn the pages...can you even imagine?
 
2010-05-27 01:23:43 PM  
I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.
 
2010-05-27 01:25:10 PM  

sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.


So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.
 
2010-05-27 01:27:55 PM  

keypusher: Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.

Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.


Pffft. When I was a kid all we had was this:

img8.imageshack.us
 
2010-05-27 01:27:59 PM  

steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.


It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.
 
2010-05-27 01:31:37 PM  
FTA: But Hill remains angry the school hasn't disciplined the teacher yet, ...

The teacher did nothing wrong since it was not done on purpose. It would be shiatty to discipline the teacher. The teacher's husband might enjoy a bit of discipline, however . . .

... and is even more upset the teacher hasn't called to apologize yet.

That is wrong on the teacher's part, but the school administration might be holding her back, so we can play the "blame the asshat principal" card just for the Hell of it.
 
2010-05-27 01:33:31 PM  

sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.


Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?
 
2010-05-27 01:36:08 PM  

wambu: FTA: But Hill remains angry the school hasn't disciplined the teacher yet, ...

The teacher did nothing wrong since it was not done on purpose. It would be shiatty to discipline the teacher. The teacher's husband might enjoy a bit of discipline, however . . .

... and is even more upset the teacher hasn't called to apologize yet.

That is wrong on the teacher's part, but the school administration might be holding her back, so we can play the "blame the asshat principal" card just for the Hell of it.


The second the teacher calls to "apolgize", its grounds for a law suit, because the teacher is admiting guilt. Best, not to say a word and just give the kid a proper year book and have done with it.
 
2010-05-27 01:36:53 PM  

steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?


I think it was called "go make me damn sammich, biatch"

is rambling
 
2010-05-27 01:41:12 PM  

sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?

I think it was called "go make me damn sammich, biatch"

is rambling


Oh that was one of her "later" films...It's funny when my parents used to introduce themsleves to others, it was always like...

Mom and Dad: We're in the er, "film industry"
Vistor: You two really look familar. What movie were you in?
Mom: The Further Adventures of Ben Dover..
Dad: Wait, you were in that one? I don't remember THAT one...
 
2010-05-27 01:45:55 PM  

steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?


Bubble-gum machine: Everyone gets a piece.
 
2010-05-27 01:48:39 PM  

steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?

I think it was called "go make me damn sammich, biatch"

is rambling

Oh that was one of her "later" films...It's funny when my parents used to introduce themsleves to others, it was always like...

Mom and Dad: We're in the er, "film industry"
Vistor: You two really look familar. What movie were you in?
Mom: The Further Adventures of Ben Dover..
Dad: Wait, you were in that one? I don't remember THAT one...


I bet that was an awkward moment. How will they recover!! Stay tuned to the next VHS release in October...
 
2010-05-27 01:56:39 PM  
You know what the mom said when she saw the porn video?

"I can't fap to this! Get me the 2nd grader yearbook."
 
2010-05-27 02:08:23 PM  
This is why I keep my porn locked up.

//thought there would be more schoolgirl pics
 
2010-05-27 02:10:42 PM  

monoski: This is why I keep my porn locked up.

//thought there would be more schoolgirl pics


There would be, but I'm at work.
 
2010-05-27 02:50:44 PM  

sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?

I think it was called "go make me damn sammich, biatch"

is rambling

Oh that was one of her "later" films...It's funny when my parents used to introduce themsleves to others, it was always like...

Mom and Dad: We're in the er, "film industry"
Vistor: You two really look familar. What movie were you in?
Mom: The Further Adventures of Ben Dover..
Dad: Wait, you were in that one? I don't remember THAT one...

I bet that was an awkward moment. How will they recover!! Stay tuned to the next VHS release in October...


No, awkward was when they invited thier "movie friends" over.
yeah, I would be holed up in my bedroom, wondering what all those strange moaning sounds were...
 
2010-05-27 03:06:22 PM  

sn82: monoski: This is why I keep my porn locked up.

//thought there would be more schoolgirl pics

There would be, but I'm at work.


We'll wait.
 
2010-05-27 03:18:48 PM  

sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.


let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.
 
2010-05-27 03:21:39 PM  

Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.


"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"
 
2010-05-27 03:23:10 PM  

Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.


Paging Mr Brick-House, paging Mr Brick-House, please meet Mr Hansen over at the courtesy desk...or kitchen island, whichever is closer...

giving porn to kids? Well, i've heard worse...
 
2010-05-27 03:23:24 PM  
zenisstupid.com
 
2010-05-27 03:29:27 PM  
www.artmajeur.com
 
2010-05-27 03:30:58 PM  
SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.
 
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