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(LBC 97.3)   If your wife's a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs. Just sayin'   (wtsp.com) divider line 252
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2010-05-27 11:11:04 AM
Duyogurt: So the menu comes up and the parent doesn't think something is fishy right away? And they hit play and make it through all of the foreplay before the actual X-Rated material before turning it off?

Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?
 
2010-05-27 11:11:13 AM
BigNumber12: zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

mmmm liberians

I was going to correct that, but you did a much, much better job. New keyboard, tears streaming down face, etc. Would sponsor you if I knew how.


now that i look at it again, she kinda resembles james earl jones in drag. . . and now i hope you people see it as well so i'm not alone in my suffering
 
2010-05-27 11:11:15 AM
I bet they were all on the sofa, a big bowl of freshly popped pop-corn, some cokes and feet up on the ottoman, and BINGO...white shirts tied by the belly button, tartan skirts, mary jane flats, white knee highs, pig tails and...excuse me, I've got to go now....
 
Biv
2010-05-27 11:13:16 AM
Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

No one in that staff does anything for mine.
 
2010-05-27 11:15:16 AM
Bunnyhat: Sybarite: She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.

No kidding, but you know what? That's the kind of shiat that sticks to walls when flung.

I agree with you though. Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.


Liberian, please.
 
2010-05-27 11:15:45 AM
maxximillian

sephjnr.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

/scene was hot
 
2010-05-27 11:16:52 AM
Ponzholio: Dana Hill's daughter, Skyler, was one of 19 second-graders to receive a DVD in class last week.

Don't worry Dana... 'Skyler' will be stripping and making her own movies soon enough...


Agreed. That kid's going to be far more psychologically scarred from being named after one of the characters in Shoe than from seeing pron.
 
2010-05-27 11:20:12 AM
My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.
 
2010-05-27 11:20:40 AM
Jeebus, you want someting done, you just have to do it yourself .... grrr
www.young-woman.info
 
2010-05-27 11:20:44 AM
Jesus' Raptor: If you meant to do that, it's awesome. If you didn't mean to do that, it's even more awesome.

/Liberians



I did, but was hoping to get an another angry grammar/spelling nazi to attack me like I had yesterday. I had time to come up with so many retorts I can use, but the thread died before I could use any of them.

Everyone here ruined it by just fantasizing about Liberians.
 
2010-05-27 11:21:46 AM
Honestly, my reaction was, 'this is a mistake/i>

Congratulations, Sherlock Holmes.
 
2010-05-27 11:22:06 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: johndalek: don't you mean your soon to be ex-wife?

just sayin' also.

Not likely... teachers are some of the freakiest freaks you'll ever come across.

Chances could be the DVD was actually hers.


I've dated two teachers since my divorce. I support this statement 100%.

One had a wardrobe filled with kinky costumes and the other... Well, let's just say we had 3 dates and I made sure I never saw her again.

/Still has scars
//Literally
 
2010-05-27 11:23:36 AM
Ponzholio: No link to the video? I'm not talking about the porn video either, I can get that anywhere. I'm looking for the 2nd grade digital yearbook...

You may want to have a seat over there.
 
2010-05-27 11:23:51 AM
Jesus' Raptor: Bunnyhat: Sybarite: She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.

No kidding, but you know what? That's the kind of shiat that sticks to walls when flung.

I agree with you though. Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.

If you meant to do that, it's awesome. If you didn't mean to do that, it's even more awesome.

/Liberians


Hahaha, this.

/Liberia?
 
2010-05-27 11:24:18 AM
Brick-House: Brick-House: A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Prepare her for the "oral" exams perhaps...

/best homework ever!!!

/dad, can you help me with my homework???


www.aircraftspruce.com
 
2010-05-27 11:24:27 AM
zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

mmmm liberians


I didnt know Bryant Gumble was from Liberia. Or is that black guy from TDS?!
 
2010-05-27 11:24:57 AM
If you're a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs far away from your husband's schoolgirl porn DVDs. Just sayin'
 
2010-05-27 11:24:59 AM
I think I speak for most everyone here when I say I was sorely disapointed with the photo gallery.
 
2010-05-27 11:25:16 AM
Well, they're going to learn somewhere: Might as well be in school.
 
2010-05-27 11:26:32 AM
ranak: Well, they're going to learn somewhere: Might as well be in school.

I would say that it's really something that should be taught in the home but that's just wrong.

/The family that lays together...
 
2010-05-27 11:27:43 AM
I bet that 12 year old, wanted to watch it again...and again, and again...
 
2010-05-27 11:29:11 AM
Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

my moneys on the one in the blue shirt.
 
2010-05-27 11:30:32 AM
You mean there's schoolgirl pr0n? Really? Hm. I must investigate.
 
2010-05-27 11:31:51 AM
elmock: Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

my moneys on the one in the blue shirt.


Nope. it's the one with the white shirt and black skirt. She seems like the kind of gal that has a husband who watches porn. The rest look like god fearing church ladies and god forbid, if there was porn in the house of god. They also look like they are good cooks.
 
2010-05-27 11:31:52 AM
sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.


Pizza delivery. Check
Teacher. Check
Student. Check

So how did it end? Did you fix the cable?
 
2010-05-27 11:32:27 AM
elmock: Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

my moneys on the one in the blue shirt.


I was gonna say the one on the far right. Neither option is particularly fappable.
 
2010-05-27 11:32:28 AM
PC LOAD LETTER: They actually have screenshots in the article. LMAO.

Had not looked at the article until I saw this.
 
2010-05-27 11:32:30 AM
sxacho: Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Go on...
 
2010-05-27 11:32:31 AM
Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?
 
2010-05-27 11:33:10 AM
finnished: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Pizza delivery. Check
Teacher. Check
Student. Check

So how did it end? Did you fix the cable?


It was a very happy ending...
Money Shot...
 
2010-05-27 11:34:31 AM
finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?


Do you really need two hours to rub one out? Shiat man, one 4-1/2 minute youporn vid's plenty for me.
 
2010-05-27 11:34:45 AM
I am 12 and what is this?
 
2010-05-27 11:35:10 AM
finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?


I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.
 
2010-05-27 11:35:54 AM
sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.


Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...
 
2010-05-27 11:36:42 AM
zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

mmmm liberians


nicolasramospintado.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-05-27 11:37:46 AM
Knucklepopper:
Do you really need two hours to rub one out? Shiat man, one 4-1/2 minute youporn vid's plenty for me.


Come on, don't you want to know how it ends? It's like watching fireworks. It's all the same banging, but you just have to wait to the end.
 
2010-05-27 11:38:39 AM
steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...


Oh....COLLEGE students..that's ok then...
 
2010-05-27 11:39:17 AM
Came for the pics of schoolgirl outfits, left leaving informed about Liberia

Ellen Johnson Sirleaf (new window)
 
2010-05-27 11:39:40 AM
Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.


i didn't even realize there was more on the tapes than just the preview commercials until i was 20. . .

/always thought about calling the numbers on those really old vids
 
2010-05-27 11:40:46 AM
Duyogurt: So the menu comes up and the parent doesn't think something is fishy right away? And they hit play and make it through all of the foreplay before the actual X-Rated material before turning it off?

Either that, or the DVD menu has sex going on in the background. Like most porn DVDs. Or so I heard from someone else who was old enough for porn when DVDs were new and the internet was too slow for decent porn. Definitely not me.


finnished: Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

Maybe someone who's not Sting. I'll hazard a guess that some people like to occasionally have wanks that last less than two hours.

Not that I'd know, of course.
 
2010-05-27 11:41:10 AM
Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.


You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.
 
2010-05-27 11:41:21 AM
My understanding of pron DVDs is that they're generally labeled with the title of the movie...then when you put them in the machine they have the usual "actors are over 18" crap right at the beginning, even before those 800 number ads...

So I hear...

so, how didn't they notice before putting the movie in the machine? if it wasn't a professionally produced disc...who backs up their porn to disc?
 
2010-05-27 11:41:56 AM
steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...


I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.
 
2010-05-27 11:41:56 AM
finnished: Knucklepopper:
Do you really need two hours to rub one out? Shiat man, one 4-1/2 minute youporn vid's plenty for me.

Come on, don't you want to know how it ends? It's like watching fireworks. It's all the same banging, but you just have to wait to the end.


I can honestly tell you that I watch it in spurts.
 
2010-05-27 11:42:34 AM
sxacho: steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...

I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.


Dude, just keep writing.
 
2010-05-27 11:43:40 AM
steklo: elmock: Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

my moneys on the one in the blue shirt.

Nope. it's the one with the white shirt and black skirt. She seems like the kind of gal that has a husband who watches porn. The rest look like god fearing church ladies and god forbid, if there was porn in the house of god. They also look like they are good cooks.




Interesting...

I'd have picked the one most likely to scare a bulldog off a meat wagon--meaning that if your wife is a horror scene, you'd be MORE likely to have a collection of porn on DVD.
 
2010-05-27 11:45:08 AM
sxacho: steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...

I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.


Oh, a straight A student. Nice.

yeah, I would have a real "hard" time being a college professor. No doubt!
 
2010-05-27 11:45:09 AM
They make pornos that are 2-hours long? Who knew?
 
2010-05-27 11:45:58 AM
Knucklepopper: finnished: Knucklepopper:
Do you really need two hours to rub one out? Shiat man, one 4-1/2 minute youporn vid's plenty for me.

Come on, don't you want to know how it ends? It's like watching fireworks. It's all the same banging, but you just have to wait to the end.

I can honestly tell you that I watch it in spurts.


... Damn me and my horribly vivid imagination.

If that pun was intentional then bravo. If not *slow clap*
 
2010-05-27 11:46:59 AM
Timmy the Tumor: They make pornos that are 2-hours long? Who knew?

I've got one at home...4 hours on VHS...Girls Who Suck ---- and Eat ---vol 1....4 hours. Really. It's a classic.
 
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