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2010-05-27 08:42:07 AM
A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

"I better watch this to the very end, to see just what exactly is on this and to see exactly how long this video is."
 
2010-05-27 08:47:24 AM
And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? [no response] Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?
 
2010-05-27 09:12:16 AM
She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.
 
2010-05-27 09:32:23 AM
"She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function."
 
2010-05-27 09:42:17 AM
The Fourth Karamazov: Hill says he also never misses a school function."

It is not uncommon for spouses of teachers to be at school functions their spouse attends. My wife attends just about all the performance the kids I work with put on. Same with the husbands of other teachers. Some of them even show up to graduations and literacy night, usually to help out with moving stuff around.
 
2010-05-27 10:11:07 AM
I wonder what a full grown woman in a school girl outfit would look like??
 
2010-05-27 10:29:54 AM
Betty Sue and Chasey takes arrive at the gangbang with 20 men. Chasey takes 4 and Betty takes 7 how many men does that leave for the fluffers?

Show your work
 
2010-05-27 10:36:01 AM
Bwahahahaha!

"Homosassa"

Bwahahahahah!
 
2010-05-27 10:36:17 AM
TFA: A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Somebody mixed the DVDs up. Next!

Honestly, move on. Everyone makes mistakes. Good time to teach your kids this lesson.
 
2010-05-27 10:36:45 AM
twobux
And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? [no response] Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

Okay, so you've met my family.
 
2010-05-27 10:38:01 AM
She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Guess there's no worries about his commitment to Sparkle Motion then.
 
2010-05-27 10:38:27 AM
Dana Hill's daughter, Skyler, was one of 19 second-graders to receive a DVD in class last week.

Don't worry Dana... 'Skyler' will be stripping and making her own movies soon enough...
 
2010-05-27 10:38:30 AM
twobux: And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? [no response] Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com

myyyy precioussss!

/hot like the twin towers
 
2010-05-27 10:38:45 AM
Hindsight = 20 20
 
2010-05-27 10:40:12 AM
John Dewey: The Fourth Karamazov: Hill says he also never misses a school function."

It is not uncommon for spouses of teachers to be at school functions their spouse attends. My wife attends just about all the performance the kids I work with put on. Same with the husbands of other teachers. Some of them even show up to graduations and literacy night, usually to help out with moving stuff around.


Somebody's got to clean the toilet cam...
 
2010-05-27 10:41:38 AM
He watches porn? Big shocker there.
/woof.
 
2010-05-27 10:42:30 AM
TTIUWOP
 
2010-05-27 10:43:02 AM
More importantly, who has DVD's of porn laying around? PornTube.com alone is a great resource with no physical media to accidentally hand out
 
2010-05-27 10:43:52 AM
"She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband."

oh tapdancing christ, chicks dressing up != pedobear
 
2010-05-27 10:44:39 AM
Sybarite: She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.


No kidding, but you know what? That's the kind of shiat that sticks to walls when flung.

I agree with you though. Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.
 
2010-05-27 10:45:27 AM
If your wife's a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs. Just sayin'

don't you mean your soon to be ex-wife?

just sayin' also.
 
2010-05-27 10:46:01 AM
DubyaHater: More importantly, who has DVD's of porn laying around? PornTube.com alone is a great resource with no physical media to accidentally hand out

That is the real crime here: Paying for pR0n.
 
2010-05-27 10:46:53 AM
Came for pics, leaving sadly disappointed.
 
2010-05-27 10:48:55 AM
No link to the video? I'm not talking about the porn video either, I can get that anywhere. I'm looking for the 2nd grade digital yearbook...
 
2010-05-27 10:48:58 AM
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
What a penetrating goal!


/Hot like Archie Gremmill's goal in 1978
//And how do you put a DVD in without noticing the label?
 
2010-05-27 10:49:26 AM
A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Prepare her for the "oral" exams perhaps...

/best homework ever!!!
 
2010-05-27 10:49:57 AM
Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.

None of my teachers were hot, let alone the librarians, so that can't be it.

No, I just like the idea of a hot professional woman dressed in tight but business-like clothes being slowly but inexorably persuaded to get it on at the office. With me, for preference.
 
2010-05-27 10:50:16 AM
johndalek: If your wife's a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs. Just sayin'

don't you mean your soon to be ex-wife?

just sayin' also.


What if they share? Coulda been her porn, too!
 
2010-05-27 10:50:53 AM
Well, now they'll never have to ask where penis goes, cause they'll know.
 
2010-05-27 10:50:57 AM
They actually have screenshots in the article. LMAO.
 
2010-05-27 10:50:59 AM
Brick-House: A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Prepare her for the "oral" exams perhaps...

/best homework ever!!!


/dad, can you help me with my homework???
 
2010-05-27 10:51:00 AM
no pics of the teacher to determine why the husband has a massive porn collection?

I'm disappointed
 
2010-05-27 10:51:52 AM
Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

newsinfo.iu.edu


mmmm liberians
 
2010-05-27 10:52:39 AM
blazemongr: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.

None of my teachers were hot, let alone the librarians, so that can't be it.

No, I just like the idea of a hot professional woman dressed in tight but business-like clothes being slowly but inexorably persuaded to get it on at the office. With me, for preference.


I was homeschooled so I can see it...
 
2010-05-27 10:52:49 AM
A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Exactly why I am angry as well...I had to wait until I was in 4th grade to get my 2 hour long vcr taped porn...
...kids these days have it so easy
 
2010-05-27 10:54:15 AM
johndalek: don't you mean your soon to be ex-wife?

just sayin' also.


Not likely... teachers are some of the freakiest freaks you'll ever come across.

Chances could be the DVD was actually hers.
 
2010-05-27 10:54:17 AM
Won't someone please THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!
 
2010-05-27 10:54:31 AM
Bunnyhat: Sybarite: She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.

No kidding, but you know what? That's the kind of shiat that sticks to walls when flung.

I agree with you though. Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.


If you meant to do that, it's awesome. If you didn't mean to do that, it's even more awesome.

/Liberians
 
2010-05-27 10:55:16 AM
Timmy the Tumor: no pics of the teacher to determine why the husband has a massive porn collection?

I'm disappointed


Even if she is super hot, she is probably rarely home because she is working on getting her masters, going to PTA meetings, grading papers, etc.

At least that is my excuse.
 
2010-05-27 10:56:07 AM
AND I SAID!!
I wonder what a full grown woman in a school girl outfit would look like??

 
2010-05-27 10:58:23 AM
DmGdDawg: Won't someone please THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!

they gave them porn -- schoolgirl porn at that, so apparently, they were thinking of the children.

/even money the 12 year old son made a copy before mom found out.
 
2010-05-27 10:58:27 AM
John Dewey: The Fourth Karamazov: Hill says he also never misses a school function."

It is not uncommon for spouses of teachers to be at school functions their spouse attends. My wife attends just about all the performance the kids I work with put on. Same with the husbands of other teachers. Some of them even show up to graduations and literacy night, usually to help out with moving stuff around.


So they all married to get access to lots and lots of delectable children.
 
2010-05-27 10:58:38 AM
Three Crooked Squirrels: A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

"I better watch this to the very end, to see just what exactly is on this and to see exactly how long this video is."


That's exactly what I was thinking.
 
2010-05-27 11:01:31 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: AND I SAID!!
I wonder what a full grown woman in a school girl outfit would look like??


farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2010-05-27 11:02:20 AM
Sybarite: Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.


i53.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-27 11:02:34 AM
zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

mmmm liberians


I was going to correct that, but you did a much, much better job. New keyboard, tears streaming down face, etc. Would sponsor you if I knew how.
 
Biv
2010-05-27 11:04:22 AM
twobux: And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? [no response] Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

Poor Token.....
 
2010-05-27 11:07:21 AM
Wait, it's a DVD, and the article said, "Hill says her daughter and 12-year-old son popped the DVD in and saw X-rated material before turning it off."

So the menu comes up and the parent doesn't think something is fishy right away? And they hit play and make it through all of the foreplay before the actual X-Rated material before turning it off?

Something doesn't add up to me.
 
2010-05-27 11:07:33 AM
Rock Crusher Elementary?
 
2010-05-27 11:09:58 AM
But Hill remains angry the school hasn't disciplined the teacher yet, and is even more upset the teacher hasn't called to apologize yet.

She'll get over it.
 
2010-05-27 11:11:04 AM
Duyogurt: So the menu comes up and the parent doesn't think something is fishy right away? And they hit play and make it through all of the foreplay before the actual X-Rated material before turning it off?

Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?
 
2010-05-27 11:11:13 AM
BigNumber12: zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

mmmm liberians

I was going to correct that, but you did a much, much better job. New keyboard, tears streaming down face, etc. Would sponsor you if I knew how.


now that i look at it again, she kinda resembles james earl jones in drag. . . and now i hope you people see it as well so i'm not alone in my suffering
 
2010-05-27 11:11:15 AM
I bet they were all on the sofa, a big bowl of freshly popped pop-corn, some cokes and feet up on the ottoman, and BINGO...white shirts tied by the belly button, tartan skirts, mary jane flats, white knee highs, pig tails and...excuse me, I've got to go now....
 
Biv
2010-05-27 11:13:16 AM
Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

No one in that staff does anything for mine.
 
2010-05-27 11:15:16 AM
Bunnyhat: Sybarite: She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.

No kidding, but you know what? That's the kind of shiat that sticks to walls when flung.

I agree with you though. Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.


Liberian, please.
 
2010-05-27 11:15:45 AM
maxximillian

sephjnr.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

/scene was hot
 
2010-05-27 11:16:52 AM
Ponzholio: Dana Hill's daughter, Skyler, was one of 19 second-graders to receive a DVD in class last week.

Don't worry Dana... 'Skyler' will be stripping and making her own movies soon enough...


Agreed. That kid's going to be far more psychologically scarred from being named after one of the characters in Shoe than from seeing pron.
 
2010-05-27 11:20:12 AM
My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.
 
2010-05-27 11:20:40 AM
Jeebus, you want someting done, you just have to do it yourself .... grrr
www.young-woman.info
 
2010-05-27 11:20:44 AM
Jesus' Raptor: If you meant to do that, it's awesome. If you didn't mean to do that, it's even more awesome.

/Liberians



I did, but was hoping to get an another angry grammar/spelling nazi to attack me like I had yesterday. I had time to come up with so many retorts I can use, but the thread died before I could use any of them.

Everyone here ruined it by just fantasizing about Liberians.
 
2010-05-27 11:21:46 AM
Honestly, my reaction was, 'this is a mistake/i>

Congratulations, Sherlock Holmes.
 
2010-05-27 11:22:06 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: johndalek: don't you mean your soon to be ex-wife?

just sayin' also.

Not likely... teachers are some of the freakiest freaks you'll ever come across.

Chances could be the DVD was actually hers.


I've dated two teachers since my divorce. I support this statement 100%.

One had a wardrobe filled with kinky costumes and the other... Well, let's just say we had 3 dates and I made sure I never saw her again.

/Still has scars
//Literally
 
2010-05-27 11:23:36 AM
Ponzholio: No link to the video? I'm not talking about the porn video either, I can get that anywhere. I'm looking for the 2nd grade digital yearbook...

You may want to have a seat over there.
 
2010-05-27 11:23:51 AM
Jesus' Raptor: Bunnyhat: Sybarite: She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.

No kidding, but you know what? That's the kind of shiat that sticks to walls when flung.

I agree with you though. Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.

If you meant to do that, it's awesome. If you didn't mean to do that, it's even more awesome.

/Liberians


Hahaha, this.

/Liberia?
 
2010-05-27 11:24:18 AM
Brick-House: Brick-House: A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Prepare her for the "oral" exams perhaps...

/best homework ever!!!

/dad, can you help me with my homework???


www.aircraftspruce.com
 
2010-05-27 11:24:27 AM
zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

mmmm liberians


I didnt know Bryant Gumble was from Liberia. Or is that black guy from TDS?!
 
2010-05-27 11:24:57 AM
If you're a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs far away from your husband's schoolgirl porn DVDs. Just sayin'
 
2010-05-27 11:24:59 AM
I think I speak for most everyone here when I say I was sorely disapointed with the photo gallery.
 
2010-05-27 11:25:16 AM
Well, they're going to learn somewhere: Might as well be in school.
 
2010-05-27 11:26:32 AM
ranak: Well, they're going to learn somewhere: Might as well be in school.

I would say that it's really something that should be taught in the home but that's just wrong.

/The family that lays together...
 
2010-05-27 11:27:43 AM
I bet that 12 year old, wanted to watch it again...and again, and again...
 
2010-05-27 11:29:11 AM
Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

my moneys on the one in the blue shirt.
 
2010-05-27 11:30:32 AM
You mean there's schoolgirl pr0n? Really? Hm. I must investigate.
 
2010-05-27 11:31:51 AM
elmock: Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

my moneys on the one in the blue shirt.


Nope. it's the one with the white shirt and black skirt. She seems like the kind of gal that has a husband who watches porn. The rest look like god fearing church ladies and god forbid, if there was porn in the house of god. They also look like they are good cooks.
 
2010-05-27 11:31:52 AM
sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.


Pizza delivery. Check
Teacher. Check
Student. Check

So how did it end? Did you fix the cable?
 
2010-05-27 11:32:27 AM
elmock: Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

my moneys on the one in the blue shirt.


I was gonna say the one on the far right. Neither option is particularly fappable.
 
2010-05-27 11:32:28 AM
PC LOAD LETTER: They actually have screenshots in the article. LMAO.

Had not looked at the article until I saw this.
 
2010-05-27 11:32:30 AM
sxacho: Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Go on...
 
2010-05-27 11:32:31 AM
Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?
 
2010-05-27 11:33:10 AM
finnished: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Pizza delivery. Check
Teacher. Check
Student. Check

So how did it end? Did you fix the cable?


It was a very happy ending...
Money Shot...
 
2010-05-27 11:34:31 AM
finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?


Do you really need two hours to rub one out? Shiat man, one 4-1/2 minute youporn vid's plenty for me.
 
2010-05-27 11:34:45 AM
I am 12 and what is this?
 
2010-05-27 11:35:10 AM
finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?


I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.
 
2010-05-27 11:35:54 AM
sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.


Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...
 
2010-05-27 11:36:42 AM
zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

mmmm liberians


nicolasramospintado.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-05-27 11:37:46 AM
Knucklepopper:
Do you really need two hours to rub one out? Shiat man, one 4-1/2 minute youporn vid's plenty for me.


Come on, don't you want to know how it ends? It's like watching fireworks. It's all the same banging, but you just have to wait to the end.
 
2010-05-27 11:38:39 AM
steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...


Oh....COLLEGE students..that's ok then...
 
2010-05-27 11:39:17 AM
Came for the pics of schoolgirl outfits, left leaving informed about Liberia

Ellen Johnson Sirleaf (new window)
 
2010-05-27 11:39:40 AM
Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.


i didn't even realize there was more on the tapes than just the preview commercials until i was 20. . .

/always thought about calling the numbers on those really old vids
 
2010-05-27 11:40:46 AM
Duyogurt: So the menu comes up and the parent doesn't think something is fishy right away? And they hit play and make it through all of the foreplay before the actual X-Rated material before turning it off?

Either that, or the DVD menu has sex going on in the background. Like most porn DVDs. Or so I heard from someone else who was old enough for porn when DVDs were new and the internet was too slow for decent porn. Definitely not me.


finnished: Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

Maybe someone who's not Sting. I'll hazard a guess that some people like to occasionally have wanks that last less than two hours.

Not that I'd know, of course.
 
2010-05-27 11:41:10 AM
Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.


You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.
 
2010-05-27 11:41:21 AM
My understanding of pron DVDs is that they're generally labeled with the title of the movie...then when you put them in the machine they have the usual "actors are over 18" crap right at the beginning, even before those 800 number ads...

So I hear...

so, how didn't they notice before putting the movie in the machine? if it wasn't a professionally produced disc...who backs up their porn to disc?
 
2010-05-27 11:41:56 AM
steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...


I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.
 
2010-05-27 11:41:56 AM
finnished: Knucklepopper:
Do you really need two hours to rub one out? Shiat man, one 4-1/2 minute youporn vid's plenty for me.

Come on, don't you want to know how it ends? It's like watching fireworks. It's all the same banging, but you just have to wait to the end.


I can honestly tell you that I watch it in spurts.
 
2010-05-27 11:42:34 AM
sxacho: steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...

I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.


Dude, just keep writing.
 
2010-05-27 11:43:40 AM
steklo: elmock: Timmy the Tumor: Here's the second-grade staff at the school, I wonder which one is the dirty girl...

my moneys on the one in the blue shirt.

Nope. it's the one with the white shirt and black skirt. She seems like the kind of gal that has a husband who watches porn. The rest look like god fearing church ladies and god forbid, if there was porn in the house of god. They also look like they are good cooks.




Interesting...

I'd have picked the one most likely to scare a bulldog off a meat wagon--meaning that if your wife is a horror scene, you'd be MORE likely to have a collection of porn on DVD.
 
2010-05-27 11:45:08 AM
sxacho: steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...

I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.


Oh, a straight A student. Nice.

yeah, I would have a real "hard" time being a college professor. No doubt!
 
2010-05-27 11:45:09 AM
They make pornos that are 2-hours long? Who knew?
 
2010-05-27 11:45:58 AM
Knucklepopper: finnished: Knucklepopper:
Do you really need two hours to rub one out? Shiat man, one 4-1/2 minute youporn vid's plenty for me.

Come on, don't you want to know how it ends? It's like watching fireworks. It's all the same banging, but you just have to wait to the end.

I can honestly tell you that I watch it in spurts.


... Damn me and my horribly vivid imagination.

If that pun was intentional then bravo. If not *slow clap*
 
2010-05-27 11:46:59 AM
Timmy the Tumor: They make pornos that are 2-hours long? Who knew?

I've got one at home...4 hours on VHS...Girls Who Suck ---- and Eat ---vol 1....4 hours. Really. It's a classic.
 
2010-05-27 11:47:39 AM
sxacho: steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...

I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.


....go on....
 
Biv
2010-05-27 11:48:12 AM
sxacho: steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...

I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.



Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

/Tries not to look left when driving past the high school
//fails.
 
2010-05-27 11:52:07 AM
Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."
 
2010-05-27 11:52:36 AM
Sweet lord. Guess I have to do the some of the heavy lifting.
media.moddb.com
www.ratingmylooks.com
www.humorpass.com
 
2010-05-27 11:53:40 AM
Biv:


Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

/Tries not to look left when driving past the high school
//fails.


yeah, its no wonder we hear so many stories of male HS teachers getting caught with their female students.

IMHO, it's everyone's fault...the girl for being slutty, the teacher for taking advanatage, the girls parent's for letting her be slutty and the asshat friend who turns them all in.
 
2010-05-27 11:54:43 AM
Biv: sxacho: steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...

I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.


Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

/Tries not to look left when driving past the high school
//fails.


this
 
2010-05-27 11:55:23 AM
Stupid kid...

If I was a kid, the moment I found out that I got some righteous free porn, I would have made that shiat disappear like David Copperfield.

You just don't get lucky like that often when your a kid. The kid was blessed with mana from heaven and he let his mom find it? Utter fail.
 
2010-05-27 11:55:27 AM
Timmy the Tumor: The article said that the investigating officer had to sit there with the kid's mother and watch all 2 hours of the porno (I am guessing to make sure there wasn't any kiddy porn on the disk).

At first I was thinking "man, that must have been uncomfortable for the guy...having to keep thinking about baseball, or Roseanne Barr in a vat of whipped creme, or something to keep from, uh, reacting..." but then I looked at the picture of the eyebrow queen mom again...

nevermind...all he'd have to do is peek at her, instant boner-killer


Well, she did have TWO children so that's at least twice the hubby's junk worked.

Eh, she ain't so bad. Too prudish perhaps...
 
2010-05-27 11:55:27 AM
Knucklepopper: Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."


That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
 
2010-05-27 11:57:05 AM
Biv: sxacho: steklo: sxacho: My wife's a teacher. Actually, I guess professor would be more accurate. At the end of her last class, last semester, I showed up with our kids and 5 boxes of pizza and got to see some of her students' final projects.

Well there was this one chick with an incredible body who was wearing these see-throughish white linen pants with no underwear, and a skin-tight, very clingy shirt, and the classroom was very cold. Oh My God, I'm glad I'm not a teacher. I'd never make it. Even my wife said that this chick was extremely distracting.

Yeouch...you should add more adjectives describing the age of this chick. It makes it seem as if you were describing one of the students...then again this is fark...

I would guess she was around 24-25. And yes, she was a student. The kind of student, I've been told, who would often walk up to my wife's desk, put her hands down on the edge, close enough together so that her boobs would get squeezed between her arms in a very cleavage-enhancing way, and then ask my wife some silly question or another, beginning with, "Professor...", in a rather schoolgirlish voice.


Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

/Tries not to look left when driving past the high school
//fails.


It is in damn near every high school. A bunch of my friends from college went into teaching. One of them in particular had to quit because he was a major object of affection for the girls at his school (slender, handsome, red hair). He tried another school and the same thing happened. The hilarious part is that he likes 'em young but I believe him when he said he never indulged despite it being very tempting in a couple cases.
 
2010-05-27 11:59:07 AM
Its not just in the High Schools, its on the corner while they wait for the bus...I love it when it's a day where they have to wear the cheerleader outfits to school....

/I'm already sitting over there Mr Hanson.
 
2010-05-27 11:59:08 AM
Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.


I live across the street from a high school; most of the girls seem pretty tame but there's always that ... one. I couldn't imagine being a h.s. teacher.
Then again, I'm 38 and tried dating a 22 year old. At first, I was stoked; then I got sick of her immaturity. She was emotional and yakked way too much.
 
2010-05-27 11:59:20 AM
Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.


fandangogroovers.files.wordpress.com
 
Biv
2010-05-27 12:01:31 PM
Knucklepopper: Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I live across the street from a high school; most of the girls seem pretty tame but there's always that ... one. I couldn't imagine being a h.s. teacher.
Then again, I'm 38 and tried dating a 22 year old. At first, I was stoked; then I got sick of her immaturity. She was emotional and yakked way too much.



Wait...you TALKED to her? Well, there is your problem, dummy.
 
2010-05-27 12:01:32 PM
Topkill's Bio (new window)

no previous background in the Oil Industry
 
2010-05-27 12:02:56 PM
sn82:

God bless you, honey.
 
2010-05-27 12:03:17 PM
Biv: Knucklepopper: Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I live across the street from a high school; most of the girls seem pretty tame but there's always that ... one. I couldn't imagine being a h.s. teacher.
Then again, I'm 38 and tried dating a 22 year old. At first, I was stoked; then I got sick of her immaturity. She was emotional and yakked way too much.


Wait...you TALKED to her? Well, there is your problem, dummy.


It must've been the coke talking. Shoulda shoved something in her mouth to keep her busy, but quiet, unless she's a slurper...but that's a sound I could live with.
 
2010-05-27 12:03:37 PM
Knucklepopper: sn82:

God bless you, honey.


I love that movie. I need to go out and buy it.
 
2010-05-27 12:04:15 PM
Brick-House: Topkill's Bio (new window)

no previous background in the Oil Industry


Interesting...

You know you posted in the wrong thread right?

/Thought the chick in the link was the teacher in question.
//I'd hit it if she bought me a steak dinner.
 
2010-05-27 12:04:57 PM
Biv: Knucklepopper: Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I live across the street from a high school; most of the girls seem pretty tame but there's always that ... one. I couldn't imagine being a h.s. teacher.
Then again, I'm 38 and tried dating a 22 year old. At first, I was stoked; then I got sick of her immaturity. She was emotional and yakked way too much.


Wait...you TALKED to her? Well, there is your problem, dummy.


I didn't have to talk to her; didn't have to say a farking word. She just ran on and on. She had a fantastic 36-inch Miami Cuban booty but it was grossly offset by her mouth. Constant stream-of-consciousness; drove me nuts.
 
2010-05-27 12:05:25 PM
Brick-House: Topkill's Bio (new window)

no previous background in the Oil Industry


oops, wrong thread... this is what happens when you have too many windows open.

but, on the other hand, both threads do relate to drilling (so to speak)
 
2010-05-27 12:05:27 PM
astralvortex: Brick-House: Topkill's Bio (new window)

no previous background in the Oil Industry

Interesting...

You know you posted in the wrong thread right?

/Thought the chick in the link was the teacher in question.
//I'd hit it if she bought me a steak dinner.


Drilling students, drilling oil, doesn't matter...drilling is drilling.
 
2010-05-27 12:05:33 PM
sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82:

God bless you, honey.

I love that movie. I need to go out and buy it.


I didn't even know that was a movie; I just liked the shape of her perky tits.
 
2010-05-27 12:07:13 PM
Anyone ever seen the classic...Loose Times at Fastmont High?

Great clarinet playing teaching scene....
 
2010-05-27 12:07:52 PM
Knucklepopper: Biv: Knucklepopper: Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I live across the street from a high school; most of the girls seem pretty tame but there's always that ... one. I couldn't imagine being a h.s. teacher.
Then again, I'm 38 and tried dating a 22 year old. At first, I was stoked; then I got sick of her immaturity. She was emotional and yakked way too much.


Wait...you TALKED to her? Well, there is your problem, dummy.

I didn't have to talk to her; didn't have to say a farking word. She just ran on and on. She had a fantastic 36-inch Miami Cuban booty but it was grossly offset by her mouth. Constant stream-of-consciousness; drove me nuts.


So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says "did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your croch?" The pirate responds "Arrr. It's driven me nuts"
 
2010-05-27 12:08:08 PM
Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82:

God bless you, honey.

I love that movie. I need to go out and buy it.

I didn't even know that was a movie; I just liked the shape of her perky tits.


Wow! Go rent it now. You must watch the movie to experience the awesomeness of Dazed and Confused.
 
2010-05-27 12:08:55 PM
Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Knucklepopper: Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I live across the street from a high school; most of the girls seem pretty tame but there's always that ... one. I couldn't imagine being a h.s. teacher.
Then again, I'm 38 and tried dating a 22 year old. At first, I was stoked; then I got sick of her immaturity. She was emotional and yakked way too much.


Wait...you TALKED to her? Well, there is your problem, dummy.

I didn't have to talk to her; didn't have to say a farking word. She just ran on and on. She had a fantastic 36-inch Miami Cuban booty but it was grossly offset by her mouth. Constant stream-of-consciousness; drove me nuts.

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says "did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your croch?" The pirate responds "Arrr. It's driven me nuts"


Dude. In a schoolgirl porn thread, REALLY?
 
2010-05-27 12:09:21 PM
Schoolgirl pics? Cool. I can help with that.
i49.tinypic.com
 
2010-05-27 12:09:39 PM
Don't know if anyone has seen the movie Notes on a Scandal. Lots of teacher and student "drilling" in that movie.
 
2010-05-27 12:10:36 PM
Since most porn DVD's have menus prior to the actual scenes I am willing to bet the son started watching and the sister said 'I'm telling!'

/little biatch....can't keep secrets......
 
2010-05-27 12:11:04 PM
DubyaHater: PornTube.com

Is it PornTube or YouPorn?
 
2010-05-27 12:13:29 PM
blazemongr: hot professional woman dressed in tight but business-like clothes

www.sun-sentinel.com
 
2010-05-27 12:13:40 PM
Knucklepopper: Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Knucklepopper: Ponzholio: Knucklepopper: Biv: Lets be honest, you could have that story in a majority of high school classrooms as well.

One day I went with my brother-in-law to pick up my nephew at the high school. My bro is pretty used to it but I was surprised at how hot the girls looked. Holy shiat.
I asks him, "Did they look this good when we were in high school?"
He says, "Yes, we just didn't know what to do with them yet."

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I live across the street from a high school; most of the girls seem pretty tame but there's always that ... one. I couldn't imagine being a h.s. teacher.
Then again, I'm 38 and tried dating a 22 year old. At first, I was stoked; then I got sick of her immaturity. She was emotional and yakked way too much.


Wait...you TALKED to her? Well, there is your problem, dummy.

I didn't have to talk to her; didn't have to say a farking word. She just ran on and on. She had a fantastic 36-inch Miami Cuban booty but it was grossly offset by her mouth. Constant stream-of-consciousness; drove me nuts.

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says "did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your croch?" The pirate responds "Arrr. It's driven me nuts"

Dude. In a schoolgirl porn thread, REALLY?


Hey, schoolgirls, porn and pirates... What else could you want?
 
2010-05-27 12:15:00 PM
dstanley: DubyaHater: PornTube.com

Is it PornTube or YouPorn?


I just get all my porn from Zombo.com
 
2010-05-27 12:15:21 PM
sn82: Don't know if anyone has seen the movie Notes on a Scandal. Lots of teacher and student "drilling" in that movie.

There was one movie I saw a moment of, totally erotic and sleazy, where a woman teacher was being seduced by a teenage boy. She was absolutely losing her shiat over the kid, to the point where she stopped caring what people thought of it. Sadly, it'd been a long day traveling and I passed out 20 minutes in and missed the name of the movie.
 
2010-05-27 12:15:51 PM
Ponzholio:

Hey, schoolgirls, porn and pirates... What else could you want?


That's loaded question.

where to begin?....

Hmmm....
 
2010-05-27 12:16:14 PM
Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.


I'm not saying I didn't get great usuage of the JC Penny catalog, but I was fortunate enough to get my grubby hands on decent stuff and had a VHS player in my bedroom. I was awesome back then.
 
2010-05-27 12:16:37 PM
Knucklepopper: sn82: Don't know if anyone has seen the movie Notes on a Scandal. Lots of teacher and student "drilling" in that movie.

There was one movie I saw a moment of, totally erotic and sleazy, where a woman teacher was being seduced by a teenage boy. She was absolutely losing her shiat over the kid, to the point where she stopped caring what people thought of it. Sadly, it'd been a long day traveling and I passed out 20 minutes in and missed the name of the movie.


That wasn't a movie, its nearly every other fark thread...
 
2010-05-27 12:17:51 PM
Knucklepopper: sn82: Don't know if anyone has seen the movie Notes on a Scandal. Lots of teacher and student "drilling" in that movie.

There was one movie I saw a moment of, totally erotic and sleazy, where a woman teacher was being seduced by a teenage boy. She was absolutely losing her shiat over the kid, to the point where she stopped caring what people thought of it. Sadly, it'd been a long day traveling and I passed out 20 minutes in and missed the name of the movie.


The woman was Cate Blanchet-- blonde, the boy was this Irish sounding kid with dark brown hair. Sounds like the movie I mentioned. It's pretty good. I'll watch just about anything with Judi Dench though.
 
2010-05-27 12:18:17 PM
zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.
mmmm liberians


ummm...no thanks ?

img130.imageshack.us
 
2010-05-27 12:18:57 PM
Duyogurt: Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.

I'm not saying I didn't get great usuage of the JC Penny catalog, but I was fortunate enough to get my grubby hands on decent stuff and had a VHS player in my bedroom. I was awesome back then.


You never experienced the dark shame of having to walk into a 7-11 and ask for a Penthouse Letters with a line of people behind you.
 
2010-05-27 12:19:52 PM
sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Don't know if anyone has seen the movie Notes on a Scandal. Lots of teacher and student "drilling" in that movie.

There was one movie I saw a moment of, totally erotic and sleazy, where a woman teacher was being seduced by a teenage boy. She was absolutely losing her shiat over the kid, to the point where she stopped caring what people thought of it. Sadly, it'd been a long day traveling and I passed out 20 minutes in and missed the name of the movie.

The woman was Cate Blanchet-- blonde, the boy was this Irish sounding kid with dark brown hair. Sounds like the movie I mentioned. It's pretty good. I'll watch just about anything with Judi Dench though.


THAT'S IT; I remember the kid was Irish! holy shiat, thank you!
 
2010-05-27 12:20:56 PM
I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.
 
2010-05-27 12:21:57 PM
steklo: astralvortex: Brick-House: Topkill's Bio (new window)

no previous background in the Oil Industry

Interesting...

You know you posted in the wrong thread right?

/Thought the chick in the link was the teacher in question.
//I'd hit it if she bought me a steak dinner.

Drilling students, drilling oil, doesn't matter...drilling is drilling.


drilling is drilling. . . just make sure you don't ever his a leak and need to employ a "top kill" plug
 
2010-05-27 12:22:03 PM
Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Don't know if anyone has seen the movie Notes on a Scandal. Lots of teacher and student "drilling" in that movie.

There was one movie I saw a moment of, totally erotic and sleazy, where a woman teacher was being seduced by a teenage boy. She was absolutely losing her shiat over the kid, to the point where she stopped caring what people thought of it. Sadly, it'd been a long day traveling and I passed out 20 minutes in and missed the name of the movie.

The woman was Cate Blanchet-- blonde, the boy was this Irish sounding kid with dark brown hair. Sounds like the movie I mentioned. It's pretty good. I'll watch just about anything with Judi Dench though.

THAT'S IT; I remember the kid was Irish! holy shiat, thank you!


You're very welcome :) And here I thought I knew nothing about movies. I really don't. This is just a one time occurrence.
 
2010-05-27 12:24:01 PM
BoboBad: zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.
mmmm liberians

ummm...no thanks ?


well when you compare it to NPH's female look-alike in the middle there, they're not so bad, are they?
 
2010-05-27 12:24:18 PM
sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL
 
2010-05-27 12:24:25 PM
sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Don't know if anyone has seen the movie Notes on a Scandal. Lots of teacher and student "drilling" in that movie.

There was one movie I saw a moment of, totally erotic and sleazy, where a woman teacher was being seduced by a teenage boy. She was absolutely losing her shiat over the kid, to the point where she stopped caring what people thought of it. Sadly, it'd been a long day traveling and I passed out 20 minutes in and missed the name of the movie.

The woman was Cate Blanchet-- blonde, the boy was this Irish sounding kid with dark brown hair. Sounds like the movie I mentioned. It's pretty good. I'll watch just about anything with Judi Dench though.

THAT'S IT; I remember the kid was Irish! holy shiat, thank you!

You're very welcome :) And here I thought I knew nothing about movies. I really don't. This is just a one time occurrence.


Fate. I've wondered about that movie for years now.
 
2010-05-27 12:26:02 PM
zombietheclown: steklo: astralvortex: Brick-House: Topkill's Bio (new window)

no previous background in the Oil Industry

Interesting...

You know you posted in the wrong thread right?

/Thought the chick in the link was the teacher in question.
//I'd hit it if she bought me a steak dinner.

Drilling students, drilling oil, doesn't matter...drilling is drilling.

drilling is drilling. . . just make sure you don't ever his a leak and need to employ a "top kill" plug


There's the new name for birth control.....

"gee honey, let me get the top kill so we don't have any accidents"
 
2010-05-27 12:28:15 PM
GreenAdder: I just get all my porn from Zombo.com

This.


sn82: The woman was Cate Blanchet-- blonde, the boy was this Irish sounding kid with dark brown hair. Sounds like the movie I mentioned. It's pretty good. I'll watch just about anything with Judi Dench though.

Notes On A Scandal. Great stuff.
 
2010-05-27 12:28:49 PM
steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL


Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.
 
2010-05-27 12:29:51 PM
Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Don't know if anyone has seen the movie Notes on a Scandal. Lots of teacher and student "drilling" in that movie.

There was one movie I saw a moment of, totally erotic and sleazy, where a woman teacher was being seduced by a teenage boy. She was absolutely losing her shiat over the kid, to the point where she stopped caring what people thought of it. Sadly, it'd been a long day traveling and I passed out 20 minutes in and missed the name of the movie.

The woman was Cate Blanchet-- blonde, the boy was this Irish sounding kid with dark brown hair. Sounds like the movie I mentioned. It's pretty good. I'll watch just about anything with Judi Dench though.

THAT'S IT; I remember the kid was Irish! holy shiat, thank you!

You're very welcome :) And here I thought I knew nothing about movies. I really don't. This is just a one time occurrence.

Fate. I've wondered about that movie for years now.


Wonder no more! You can sleep at night knowing what the movie is. Surprised no one has mentioned The Graduate. They might've but didn't see it.
 
2010-05-27 12:30:03 PM
Porrick: Notes On A Scandal. Great stuff.

I didn't like "Notes on a Scandal" as much as I liked "Snakes on a Plane." Are there any more "X on a Y" movies I should rent?
 
2010-05-27 12:30:12 PM
sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.


I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.
 
2010-05-27 12:32:23 PM
steklo: zombietheclown: steklo: astralvortex: Brick-House: Topkill's Bio (new window)

no previous background in the Oil Industry

Interesting...

You know you posted in the wrong thread right?

/Thought the chick in the link was the teacher in question.
//I'd hit it if she bought me a steak dinner.

Drilling students, drilling oil, doesn't matter...drilling is drilling.

drilling is drilling. . . just make sure you don't ever his a leak and need to employ a "top kill" plug

There's the new name for birth control.....

"gee honey, let me get the top kill so we don't have any accidents"


Cover it in foil, before you check for oil.
 
2010-05-27 12:32:30 PM
Some gems from the comments. I'm trying to decide if my sarcasm meter needs to be recalibrated or if they're really that stupid...

LoveMyRv wrote:
If the porn video was in a case that looked like the one that held the second grade class digital yearbook, this could have been an intentional act by the husband or the teacher. Forensics you bet, see who has fingerprints on the video and the case!
5/27/2010 9:20 AM EDT on wtsp.com

CageyB wrote:
That should be enough probable cause for a forensic search of the husbands home computer. They should have gotten a warrant to do that before the cat was out of the bag. Too late now. He's probably wiped his hard drive clean by now...
5/27/2010 8:26 AM EDT on wtsp.com



Pretty sure there's at least one Farker on there based on this one though...

thorax wrote:
That child's innocence has been stolen! It's so obvious those sinners intended to ruin that poor random kid. Their master plan was flawless, make dvd's and hand them out. How could that ever come back on the teacher and her evil, porn loving husband? Of course, it was obviously and clearly intentional.
5/27/2010 10:32 AM EDT on wtsp.com
 
2010-05-27 12:32:34 PM
sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.


yeah, I've a hard time watching porn from why back when just for that reason.
 
2010-05-27 12:34:22 PM
anyone else notice the chick's(?) shirt in the middle of those women?

"Liberian women are something-O!"

and it has a tractor on it. . .
 
2010-05-27 12:35:14 PM
Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.


I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.
 
2010-05-27 12:38:24 PM
sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.


I dated a chick who used my face razor to shave and left these disgusting half-inch long hairs all over her labia. Detail; it's sooo important.
 
2010-05-27 12:38:49 PM
sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.


I suffered through eight years of full bush.

Never again.
 
2010-05-27 12:39:22 PM
I would think the most likely source of the offending porno was the supplier of the yearbook DVDs. The guy who is duplicating your little girl's digital yearbook DVD accidently slipped one from his personal collection into the wrong case, meaning he was fapping to porn on his PC while duplicating a second grade class yearbook.
 
2010-05-27 12:39:36 PM
sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.


See, I'm completely reverse. I need it clean shaven and I'm outgoing. Just goes to show it takes all sorts right?
 
2010-05-27 12:39:59 PM
Knucklepopper: I dated a chick who used my face razor to shave and left these disgusting half-inch long hairs all over her labia. Detail; it's sooo important.

Majora or minora?

/details
 
2010-05-27 12:41:02 PM
Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.

I dated a chick who used my face razor to shave and left these disgusting half-inch long hairs all over her labia. Detail; it's sooo important.


Oh I hate using other people's razors. That's why us women have our own razors. Sounds like she did a poor, sloppy job. If you're going to shave it all off, do it the right way.
 
2010-05-27 12:42:11 PM
steklo: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.

See, I'm completely reverse. I need it clean shaven and I'm outgoing. Just goes to show it takes all sorts right?


I guess so; I'll always prefer a neat trim.
 
2010-05-27 12:43:16 PM
JoeCamelToe: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: steklo: sn82: I remember finding some old VHS tapes of 70's or 80's porn of my dad's. It was some funny shiat.

I know, so many hairy things....LOL

Oh yeah! Lots and lots of hair. Pretty opposite to the porn standards today.

I always like a running stripe; clean-shaven just feels weird to me.

I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.

I suffered through eight years of full bush.

Never again.


Oh...so you dated my ex wife. I feel sorry for you.
 
2010-05-27 12:48:50 PM
sn82:

Oh I hate using other people's razors. That's why us women have our own razors. Sounds like she did a poor, sloppy job. If you're going to shave it all off, do it the right way.


yeah...a nice warm towel, hot water, smooth shaving cream, a new razor, some nice mellow music in the background...excuse me. I'll be right back...
 
2010-05-27 12:54:44 PM
"Hill says her daughter and 12-year-old son popped the DVD in and saw X-rated material before turning it off."

ya know how I can tell the 12 year old son is gay ?

not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2010-05-27 12:58:07 PM
Slartibartfaster: "Hill says her daughter and 12-year-old son popped the DVD in and saw X-rated material before turning it off."

ya know how I can tell the 12 year old son is gay ?

not that there is anything wrong with that.


The 12 year old popped it in with his sister right next to him. Gayness has nothing to do with it. He realized he had a goldmine of porn, and was hoping his sister didn't notice so he could pop it out of the player and put it with his xbox game collection...but sadly I bet the sister did see it and cried all the way to mommy.

Not there is anything wrong with being gay...or not...
 
2010-05-27 12:58:14 PM
sn82: sn82: I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.

Find a guy that's willing to shave that area for you.
 
2010-05-27 01:00:33 PM
most disappointing photogallery ever
 
2010-05-27 01:02:24 PM
ranak: sn82: sn82: I dated one guy that liked it full bush. He was weird and boring.

Find a guy that's willing to shave that area for you.


Oh, I have no problem in that dept.
 
2010-05-27 01:09:41 PM
sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82:

God bless you, honey.

I love that movie. I need to go out and buy it.

I didn't even know that was a movie; I just liked the shape of her perky tits.

Wow! Go rent it now. You must watch the movie to experience the awesomeness of Dazed and Confused.


Dazed and Confused is a farking incredible film. It's one of my all-time favourites.

If you've not seen it, you really should.
 
2010-05-27 01:12:46 PM
My wife is a teacher and has had to tell some of her slutty female students to cover up because it's too distracting. She teaches at an arts school, and 90% of the dudes are gay, so there's a lot of competition for the straight ones. It's like the Serengetti of jailbait.
 
2010-05-27 01:15:43 PM
GavinTheAlmighty: My wife is a teacher and has had to tell some of her slutty female students to cover up because it's too distracting. She teaches at an arts school, and 90% of the dudes are gay, so there's a lot of competition for the straight ones. It's like the Serengetti of jailbait.

Slutty female students, art school, serengetti? I think you've got the making of a new porn movie...
 
2010-05-27 01:18:05 PM
Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.


Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.
 
2010-05-27 01:20:50 PM
keypusher: Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.

Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.


Man...all we had when we were kids were these old, musty things called "girlie magazines" you had to get a hold of one, and then turn the pages...can you even imagine?
 
2010-05-27 01:23:43 PM
I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.
 
2010-05-27 01:25:10 PM
sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.
 
2010-05-27 01:27:55 PM
keypusher: Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.

Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.


Pffft. When I was a kid all we had was this:

img8.imageshack.us
 
2010-05-27 01:27:59 PM
steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.


It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.
 
2010-05-27 01:31:37 PM
FTA: But Hill remains angry the school hasn't disciplined the teacher yet, ...

The teacher did nothing wrong since it was not done on purpose. It would be shiatty to discipline the teacher. The teacher's husband might enjoy a bit of discipline, however . . .

... and is even more upset the teacher hasn't called to apologize yet.

That is wrong on the teacher's part, but the school administration might be holding her back, so we can play the "blame the asshat principal" card just for the Hell of it.
 
2010-05-27 01:33:31 PM
sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.


Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?
 
2010-05-27 01:36:08 PM
wambu: FTA: But Hill remains angry the school hasn't disciplined the teacher yet, ...

The teacher did nothing wrong since it was not done on purpose. It would be shiatty to discipline the teacher. The teacher's husband might enjoy a bit of discipline, however . . .

... and is even more upset the teacher hasn't called to apologize yet.

That is wrong on the teacher's part, but the school administration might be holding her back, so we can play the "blame the asshat principal" card just for the Hell of it.


The second the teacher calls to "apolgize", its grounds for a law suit, because the teacher is admiting guilt. Best, not to say a word and just give the kid a proper year book and have done with it.
 
2010-05-27 01:36:53 PM
steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?


I think it was called "go make me damn sammich, biatch"

is rambling
 
2010-05-27 01:41:12 PM
sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?

I think it was called "go make me damn sammich, biatch"

is rambling


Oh that was one of her "later" films...It's funny when my parents used to introduce themsleves to others, it was always like...

Mom and Dad: We're in the er, "film industry"
Vistor: You two really look familar. What movie were you in?
Mom: The Further Adventures of Ben Dover..
Dad: Wait, you were in that one? I don't remember THAT one...
 
2010-05-27 01:45:55 PM
steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?


Bubble-gum machine: Everyone gets a piece.
 
2010-05-27 01:48:39 PM
steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?

I think it was called "go make me damn sammich, biatch"

is rambling

Oh that was one of her "later" films...It's funny when my parents used to introduce themsleves to others, it was always like...

Mom and Dad: We're in the er, "film industry"
Vistor: You two really look familar. What movie were you in?
Mom: The Further Adventures of Ben Dover..
Dad: Wait, you were in that one? I don't remember THAT one...


I bet that was an awkward moment. How will they recover!! Stay tuned to the next VHS release in October...
 
2010-05-27 01:56:39 PM
You know what the mom said when she saw the porn video?

"I can't fap to this! Get me the 2nd grader yearbook."
 
2010-05-27 02:08:23 PM
This is why I keep my porn locked up.

//thought there would be more schoolgirl pics
 
2010-05-27 02:10:42 PM
monoski: This is why I keep my porn locked up.

//thought there would be more schoolgirl pics


There would be, but I'm at work.
 
2010-05-27 02:50:44 PM
sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

So you saw my mom and dad concieving me. Pretty cool.

It was like a bunch of women in one video. Need to clarify that.

Oh yeah, Mom told me about that one. Was it called, Call Me a Doorknob, Because Everyone Get's A Turn?

I think it was called "go make me damn sammich, biatch"

is rambling

Oh that was one of her "later" films...It's funny when my parents used to introduce themsleves to others, it was always like...

Mom and Dad: We're in the er, "film industry"
Vistor: You two really look familar. What movie were you in?
Mom: The Further Adventures of Ben Dover..
Dad: Wait, you were in that one? I don't remember THAT one...

I bet that was an awkward moment. How will they recover!! Stay tuned to the next VHS release in October...


No, awkward was when they invited thier "movie friends" over.
yeah, I would be holed up in my bedroom, wondering what all those strange moaning sounds were...
 
2010-05-27 03:06:22 PM
sn82: monoski: This is why I keep my porn locked up.

//thought there would be more schoolgirl pics

There would be, but I'm at work.


We'll wait.
 
2010-05-27 03:18:48 PM
sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.
 
2010-05-27 03:21:39 PM
Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.


"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"
 
2010-05-27 03:23:10 PM
Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.


Paging Mr Brick-House, paging Mr Brick-House, please meet Mr Hansen over at the courtesy desk...or kitchen island, whichever is closer...

giving porn to kids? Well, i've heard worse...
 
2010-05-27 03:23:24 PM
zenisstupid.com
 
2010-05-27 03:29:27 PM
www.artmajeur.com
 
2010-05-27 03:30:58 PM
SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.
 
2010-05-27 03:36:13 PM
steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)
 
2010-05-27 03:38:54 PM
sephjnr: I see what you did there/i>

As long as at least one person gets it.
 
2010-05-27 03:41:58 PM
sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)


Get a room you two.

/And make a video.
//and distribute it to the 2nd-grade class.
///Offer exclusive to FL only.
 
2010-05-27 03:47:31 PM
sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)


Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...
 
2010-05-27 03:48:45 PM
steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...


That wasn't my room you were in.
 
2010-05-27 03:54:17 PM
ranak: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Get a room you two.

/And make a video.
//and distribute it to the 2nd-grade class.
///Offer exclusive to FL only.


He started it!
 
2010-05-27 03:55:36 PM
sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...

That wasn't my room you were in.


Oh? It was the room where you took your 3rd fark profile photo. You're wearing my favorite kind of shirt in that photo and I LOVE hairbands! Very nice.
 
2010-05-27 03:56:52 PM
sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".
 
2010-05-27 03:59:06 PM
steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...

That wasn't my room you were in.

Oh? It was the room where you took your 3rd fark profile photo. You're wearing my favorite kind of shirt in that photo and I LOVE hairbands! Very nice.


Nope, I don't have those kind of things in my room. Thanks for the compliment :) It was hot in my apartment after work yesterday.
 
2010-05-27 04:00:13 PM
ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".


Oh! In that case, I'll get my noose.

/from TX, they're required to own.
 
2010-05-27 04:00:33 PM
ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".


Oh, an expert in "drilling" eh?
 
2010-05-27 04:04:49 PM
steklo: ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".

Oh, an expert in "drilling" eh?


More like "making decisions that lead to disaterous results". :)
 
2010-05-27 04:06:31 PM
sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82, you're a naughty one, aren't you. Yeah you are.

Oh you have no idea ;)

Well, I sorta do. Let's just say I've got a pretty good imagination. You're living up to it!

By the way, I had no idea you had all those toys. I'm a bit weary about the handcuffs, I prefer stockings or nylon ties, as they don't leave marks on the wrists. Yours, that is...

That wasn't my room you were in.

Oh? It was the room where you took your 3rd fark profile photo. You're wearing my favorite kind of shirt in that photo and I LOVE hairbands! Very nice.

Nope, I don't have those kind of things in my room. Thanks for the compliment :) It was hot in my apartment after work yesterday.


No toys huh? You should try a few, doesn't hurt to try new things.
 
2010-05-27 04:12:05 PM
ranak: steklo: ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".

Oh, an expert in "drilling" eh?

More like "making decisions that lead to disaterous results". :)


You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.
 
2010-05-27 04:12:54 PM
steklo: ranak: steklo: ranak: sn82: sn82: He started it!

Don't care. You have your orders. Now, march!

/practicing to be a BP "company man".

Oh, an expert in "drilling" eh?

More like "making decisions that lead to disaterous results". :)

You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.


THIS
 
2010-05-27 04:17:03 PM
GIS for "schoolgirl" turns up very few actual schoolgirls.
 
2010-05-27 04:17:56 PM
SN82,

You're new name is now, Daphnie.

It took a while, but then I figured it out. I bet you make the Mystery-Machine ROCK!
 
2010-05-27 04:20:28 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: The Stealth Hippopotamus: AND I SAID!!
I wonder what a full grown woman in a school girl outfit would look like??


[Gogo picture]

Gogo Yubari. Dammit. I was hoping to get some work done this afternoon.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2010-05-27 04:26:02 PM
GiantRobot: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82: Knucklepopper: sn82:

God bless you, honey.

I love that movie. I need to go out and buy it.

I didn't even know that was a movie; I just liked the shape of her perky tits.

Wow! Go rent it now. You must watch the movie to experience the awesomeness of Dazed and Confused.

Dazed and Confused is a farking incredible film. It's one of my all-time favourites.

If you've not seen it, you really should.


Dazed was great. Just watched The Stoned Age last night, which was hilarious and realistic.
 
2010-05-27 04:26:05 PM
steklo: You're new name is now, Daphnie.

LOLWUT
 
2010-05-27 04:27:37 PM
steklo: SN82,

You're new name is now, Daphnie.

It took a while, but then I figured it out. I bet you make the Mystery-Machine ROCK!


Actually I decided from my screen name. SN82- Sexy Nymph :P
 
2010-05-27 04:27:59 PM
GiantRobot: keypusher: Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.

Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.

Pffft. When I was a kid all we had was this:


Fertility idol.... *droolz*



/fap fap fap
 
2010-05-27 04:28:40 PM
steklo: You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.

Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I don't think I look good enough for TV. But I could do okay behind the camera. For example, shooting sn82's new video that she owes us.
 
2010-05-27 04:30:08 PM
ranak: steklo: You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.

Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I don't think I look good enough for TV. But I could do okay behind the camera. For example, shooting sn82's new video that she owes us.


You'll have to get it from my ex.
 
2010-05-27 04:30:38 PM
GreenAdder: steklo: You're new name is now, Daphnie.

LOLWUT


Your, You're, to, too, two, there, their, etc etc...
English's pitfalls.

Whomever came up with those rules, needs their last cigerette and a blindfold.
 
2010-05-27 04:32:04 PM
sn82: ranak: steklo: You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.

Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I don't think I look good enough for TV. But I could do okay behind the camera. For example, shooting sn82's new video that she owes us.

You'll have to get it from my ex.


No, I'll just surf www.ex-girlfriends.com Database, I'm sure its in there by now.
 
2010-05-27 04:33:12 PM
sn82: steklo: SN82,

You're new name is now, Daphnie.

It took a while, but then I figured it out. I bet you make the Mystery-Machine ROCK!

Actually I decided from my screen name. SN82- Sexy Nymph :P


Check your e-mail.
 
2010-05-27 04:33:34 PM
steklo: sn82: ranak: steklo: You might want to be a weather-man then. They get paid to be wrong.

Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I don't think I look good enough for TV. But I could do okay behind the camera. For example, shooting sn82's new video that she owes us.

You'll have to get it from my ex.

No, I'll just surf www.ex-girlfriends.com Database, I'm sure its in there by now.


Wow, really? I hope it's not there. He's not internet savvy. Oh well. It's pretty hot though.
 
2010-05-27 04:34:22 PM
steklo: sn82: steklo: SN82,

You're new name is now, Daphnie.

It took a while, but then I figured it out. I bet you make the Mystery-Machine ROCK!

Actually I decided from my screen name. SN82- Sexy Nymph :P

Check your e-mail.


I did. Am about to respond momentarily.
 
2010-05-27 04:38:47 PM
steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.


And so it begins.
 
2010-05-27 04:41:45 PM
ranak: steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.

And so it begins.


Someone feeling left out? Jealous? Hmmmmm
 
2010-05-27 04:42:31 PM
ranak: steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.

And so it begins.


Just going over the light levels and camera angles we have to use for YOUR film buddy....
 
2010-05-27 04:52:34 PM
sn82: ranak: steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.

And so it begins.

Someone feeling left out? Jealous? Hmmmmm


Nope, just being snarky. And trying to burn thru this last hour.
 
2010-05-27 04:53:20 PM
Best. Porn. Genre. Ever.
 
2010-05-27 04:59:37 PM
steklo: Whomever came up with those rules, needs their last cigerette and a blindfold.

LOLWUTLOLWUT
 
2010-05-27 05:00:41 PM
ranak: sn82: ranak: steklo: Check your e-mail.

sn82: I did. Am about to respond momentarily.

And so it begins.

Someone feeling left out? Jealous? Hmmmmm

Nope, just being snarky. And trying to burn thru this last hour.


Daphnie will be wearing the sexy camisole I'm sending her for our video shoot. We've decided to call it " Ranak-A-Muck "

We'll need a director and make up artist and someone to clean up the curtins after the money shot. You in?
 
2010-05-27 05:05:55 PM
steklo: Daphnie will be wearing the sexy camisole corset i'm sending her for our video shoot. We've decided to call it "Ranak-A-Muck"

We'll need a director (sure) and make up artist (does body paint count as make-up?) and someone to clean up the curtins after the money shot (not me, but I can recommend a woman in Tampa if you can deal with The Crazy). You in? (why not; It beats opened a Facebook account)
 
2010-05-27 05:10:26 PM
ranak: steklo: Daphnie will be wearing the sexy camisole corset i'm sending her for our video shoot. We've decided to call it "Ranak-A-Muck"

We'll need a director (sure) and make up artist (does body paint count as make-up?) and someone to clean up the curtins after the money shot (not me, but I can recommend a woman in Tampa if you can deal with The Crazy). You in? (why not; It beats opened a Facebook account)


Wait a minute...Crazy women who'll clean the curtians after a money shot? She's in. Make her wear the camisole and we'll give her a "walk-on/cameo"

Nice. Good to see this film is shaping up. All I need to do now is find a 2nd grade female teacher's husband to distribute it!
 
2010-05-27 05:12:31 PM
steklo: All I need to do now is find a 2nd grade female teacher's husband to distribute it!

There's one in FL from what I understand.

/to get the thread back on track
 
2010-05-27 05:44:44 PM
keypusher: Knucklepopper: Duyogurt: finnished: Knucklepopper: Maybe whoever'd been watching it previously left off halfway through on the same machine?

Who would leave the movie half way done and not finish?

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, I couldn't make it beyond the opening credits sometimes.

You had video when you were 15? Jesus Christ. I used the same dog-eared copy of Clan of the Cave Bear through my entire eighth grade year.

Luxury! When I was a kid all we had was the Song of Solomon.


That's awesomely funny. Time for BIBLE PRON! Today's Holy Fap selection will be Song of Solomon, Chapter 1, verses 9-17:

9.I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in Pharaoh's chariots.
10.Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold.
11.We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver.
12.While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof.
13.A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.
14.My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of Engedi.
15.Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
16.Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green.
17.The beams of our house are cedar, and our rafters of fir.

Nice, but a bit tame...now we'll skip ahead a bit, to the gangbang scene in Chapter 3, verses 7-8:

7.Behold his bed, which is Solomon's; threescore valiant men are about it, of the valiant of Israel.
8.They all hold swords, being expert in war: every man hath his sword upon his thigh because of fear in the night.

Although I've heard that some prefer the Slut-Sisters Size-Queen stylings of Ezekiel Chapter 23, verses 11-20:

14 "But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans portrayed in red, 15 with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea. 16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her nakedness, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. [c]

HOT!!!Hot like the stiff scepter of the horned one!
 
2010-05-27 05:48:53 PM
jst3p: But Hill remains angry the school hasn't disciplined the teacher yet, and is even more upset the teacher hasn't called to apologize yet.

She'll get over it.


First - I am sure the husband will discipline the naughty teacher in his own special way later on.

Second - because in today's world when a person appologizes, it is an admission of guilt and only sets up for fire for the lawsuits by the batshiat crazy parents (can I also fit the word prude in there somewhere?).
 
2010-05-27 05:53:11 PM
Well, call me crazy, subby... but I think it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs as a general rule, regardless of what your wife does for a living.

But hey, that's just my opinion. Whatever works for you.
 
2010-05-28 01:48:52 AM
feh
 
2010-05-28 05:13:17 AM
jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"


Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?
 
2010-05-28 09:43:48 AM
www.iwatchstuff.com


APPROVES?
 
2010-05-28 09:46:16 AM
Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?


it's taboo to most women. most men never get the chance to butt fark a woman. that is why it is in so much pr0n. it is fantasy fulfillment. kind of like the "facial". most men want to do that, but most women ain't gonna let you.
 
2010-05-28 10:11:55 AM
Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?


It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.
 
2010-05-28 10:47:34 AM
sn82: Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?

It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.


I have, didn't much care for it.... a fact I once brought up in a Fark thread. Someone was kind enough to point out my obvious gheyness. Because I don't like anal.

Yes, Dr. Hawking. I have the ghey because I don't like anal. You're a got-damn genius. Don't know how I missed that.
 
2010-05-28 10:54:29 AM
madmann: sn82: Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?

It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.

I have, didn't much care for it.... a fact I once brought up in a Fark thread. Someone was kind enough to point out my obvious gheyness. Because I don't like anal.

Yes, Dr. Hawking. I have the ghey because I don't like anal. You're a got-damn genius. Don't know how I missed that.


For a guy, I would assume the regular vag would be what turns you on the most? It's a conspiracy and people want you to believe it's great to do anal. P0rn has made things look appealing and is a fantasy. To act on it and it turn out to not be what you thought would suck.
 
2010-05-28 11:03:51 AM
sn82: Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?

It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.


ok, look. that is great and all... but sometimes you just want to get down and dirty with your woman and fark. if you can get her to do it, and you take your time and do it right, anal is very enjoyable for both of you, plus the excitement of it being taboo.

/just wear a condom, because you can get a urinary tract infection.
 
2010-05-28 11:07:02 AM
frepnog: sn82: Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?

It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.

ok, look. that is great and all... but sometimes you just want to get down and dirty with your woman and fark. if you can get her to do it, and you take your time and do it right, anal is very enjoyable for both of you, plus the excitement of it being taboo.

/just wear a condom, because you can get a urinary tract infection.


I am a woman and I oppose. Thanks.
 
2010-05-28 11:19:47 AM
sn82: frepnog: sn82: Type40: jst3p: Brick-House: sn82: I've seen 1960's porn. It was pretty cool.

let's give the 60's porn to the kids and call it a History Lesson.

"You see kids, back in the day anal was never done. In today's models it is considered a standard feature by many. Isn't progress great?"

Yes, what the hell is that about, I hate when pron includes anal. I have to pick my pron very carefully bcause it's everywhere. Why is it such a standard? are there really that many people turned on by it?

It's a complete turn-off. I see nothing appealing about it one bit. I'm not sure why guys like it, but it's not romantic and it takes away the passion that making love is supposed to be about. I've never done it and don't plan on it either.

ok, look. that is great and all... but sometimes you just want to get down and dirty with your woman and fark. if you can get her to do it, and you take your time and do it right, anal is very enjoyable for both of you, plus the excitement of it being taboo.

/just wear a condom, because you can get a urinary tract infection.

I am a woman and I oppose. Thanks.


well, that is understandable. i was just saying.

/don't knock it until you have tried it, tho.
 
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