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(LBC 97.3)   If your wife's a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs. Just sayin'   (wtsp.com) divider line 252
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2010-05-27 08:42:07 AM
A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

"I better watch this to the very end, to see just what exactly is on this and to see exactly how long this video is."
 
2010-05-27 08:47:24 AM
And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? [no response] Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?
 
2010-05-27 09:12:16 AM
She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.
 
2010-05-27 09:32:23 AM
"She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function."
 
2010-05-27 09:42:17 AM
The Fourth Karamazov: Hill says he also never misses a school function."

It is not uncommon for spouses of teachers to be at school functions their spouse attends. My wife attends just about all the performance the kids I work with put on. Same with the husbands of other teachers. Some of them even show up to graduations and literacy night, usually to help out with moving stuff around.
 
2010-05-27 10:11:07 AM
I wonder what a full grown woman in a school girl outfit would look like??
 
2010-05-27 10:29:54 AM
Betty Sue and Chasey takes arrive at the gangbang with 20 men. Chasey takes 4 and Betty takes 7 how many men does that leave for the fluffers?

Show your work
 
2010-05-27 10:36:01 AM
Bwahahahaha!

"Homosassa"

Bwahahahahah!
 
2010-05-27 10:36:17 AM
TFA: A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Somebody mixed the DVDs up. Next!

Honestly, move on. Everyone makes mistakes. Good time to teach your kids this lesson.
 
2010-05-27 10:36:45 AM
twobux
And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? [no response] Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

Okay, so you've met my family.
 
2010-05-27 10:38:01 AM
She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Guess there's no worries about his commitment to Sparkle Motion then.
 
2010-05-27 10:38:27 AM
Dana Hill's daughter, Skyler, was one of 19 second-graders to receive a DVD in class last week.

Don't worry Dana... 'Skyler' will be stripping and making her own movies soon enough...
 
2010-05-27 10:38:30 AM
twobux: And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? [no response] Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com

myyyy precioussss!

/hot like the twin towers
 
2010-05-27 10:38:45 AM
Hindsight = 20 20
 
2010-05-27 10:40:12 AM
John Dewey: The Fourth Karamazov: Hill says he also never misses a school function."

It is not uncommon for spouses of teachers to be at school functions their spouse attends. My wife attends just about all the performance the kids I work with put on. Same with the husbands of other teachers. Some of them even show up to graduations and literacy night, usually to help out with moving stuff around.


Somebody's got to clean the toilet cam...
 
2010-05-27 10:41:38 AM
He watches porn? Big shocker there.
/woof.
 
2010-05-27 10:42:30 AM
TTIUWOP
 
2010-05-27 10:43:02 AM
More importantly, who has DVD's of porn laying around? PornTube.com alone is a great resource with no physical media to accidentally hand out
 
2010-05-27 10:43:52 AM
"She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband."

oh tapdancing christ, chicks dressing up != pedobear
 
2010-05-27 10:44:39 AM
Sybarite: She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.


No kidding, but you know what? That's the kind of shiat that sticks to walls when flung.

I agree with you though. Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.
 
2010-05-27 10:45:27 AM
If your wife's a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs. Just sayin'

don't you mean your soon to be ex-wife?

just sayin' also.
 
2010-05-27 10:46:01 AM
DubyaHater: More importantly, who has DVD's of porn laying around? PornTube.com alone is a great resource with no physical media to accidentally hand out

That is the real crime here: Paying for pR0n.
 
2010-05-27 10:46:53 AM
Came for pics, leaving sadly disappointed.
 
2010-05-27 10:48:55 AM
No link to the video? I'm not talking about the porn video either, I can get that anywhere. I'm looking for the 2nd grade digital yearbook...
 
2010-05-27 10:48:58 AM
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
What a penetrating goal!


/Hot like Archie Gremmill's goal in 1978
//And how do you put a DVD in without noticing the label?
 
2010-05-27 10:49:26 AM
A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Prepare her for the "oral" exams perhaps...

/best homework ever!!!
 
2010-05-27 10:49:57 AM
Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.

None of my teachers were hot, let alone the librarians, so that can't be it.

No, I just like the idea of a hot professional woman dressed in tight but business-like clothes being slowly but inexorably persuaded to get it on at the office. With me, for preference.
 
2010-05-27 10:50:16 AM
johndalek: If your wife's a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from the second grade class's digital yearbook DVDs. Just sayin'

don't you mean your soon to be ex-wife?

just sayin' also.


What if they share? Coulda been her porn, too!
 
2010-05-27 10:50:53 AM
Well, now they'll never have to ask where penis goes, cause they'll know.
 
2010-05-27 10:50:57 AM
They actually have screenshots in the article. LMAO.
 
2010-05-27 10:50:59 AM
Brick-House: A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Prepare her for the "oral" exams perhaps...

/best homework ever!!!


/dad, can you help me with my homework???
 
2010-05-27 10:51:00 AM
no pics of the teacher to determine why the husband has a massive porn collection?

I'm disappointed
 
2010-05-27 10:51:52 AM
Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

newsinfo.iu.edu


mmmm liberians
 
2010-05-27 10:52:39 AM
blazemongr: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.

None of my teachers were hot, let alone the librarians, so that can't be it.

No, I just like the idea of a hot professional woman dressed in tight but business-like clothes being slowly but inexorably persuaded to get it on at the office. With me, for preference.


I was homeschooled so I can see it...
 
2010-05-27 10:52:49 AM
A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

Exactly why I am angry as well...I had to wait until I was in 4th grade to get my 2 hour long vcr taped porn...
...kids these days have it so easy
 
2010-05-27 10:54:15 AM
johndalek: don't you mean your soon to be ex-wife?

just sayin' also.


Not likely... teachers are some of the freakiest freaks you'll ever come across.

Chances could be the DVD was actually hers.
 
2010-05-27 10:54:17 AM
Won't someone please THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!
 
2010-05-27 10:54:31 AM
Bunnyhat: Sybarite: She says she's also concerned about the schoolgirl-themed movies belonging to the teacher's husband. Hill says he also never misses a school function.

Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.

No kidding, but you know what? That's the kind of shiat that sticks to walls when flung.

I agree with you though. Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish. I think that's cause we all remember back in high school when a males hormones and sex drive was at it's height and having all these schoolgirls/Liberians/Teachers around not getting any for any of them.


If you meant to do that, it's awesome. If you didn't mean to do that, it's even more awesome.

/Liberians
 
2010-05-27 10:55:16 AM
Timmy the Tumor: no pics of the teacher to determine why the husband has a massive porn collection?

I'm disappointed


Even if she is super hot, she is probably rarely home because she is working on getting her masters, going to PTA meetings, grading papers, etc.

At least that is my excuse.
 
2010-05-27 10:56:07 AM
AND I SAID!!
I wonder what a full grown woman in a school girl outfit would look like??

 
2010-05-27 10:58:23 AM
DmGdDawg: Won't someone please THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!

they gave them porn -- schoolgirl porn at that, so apparently, they were thinking of the children.

/even money the 12 year old son made a copy before mom found out.
 
2010-05-27 10:58:27 AM
John Dewey: The Fourth Karamazov: Hill says he also never misses a school function."

It is not uncommon for spouses of teachers to be at school functions their spouse attends. My wife attends just about all the performance the kids I work with put on. Same with the husbands of other teachers. Some of them even show up to graduations and literacy night, usually to help out with moving stuff around.


So they all married to get access to lots and lots of delectable children.
 
2010-05-27 10:58:38 AM
Three Crooked Squirrels: A mother of four is still looking for answers as to why her daughter was given a two-hour porn DVD instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.

"I better watch this to the very end, to see just what exactly is on this and to see exactly how long this video is."


That's exactly what I was thinking.
 
2010-05-27 11:01:31 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: AND I SAID!!
I wonder what a full grown woman in a school girl outfit would look like??


farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2010-05-27 11:02:20 AM
Sybarite: Oh, come on. Looking at full-grown women in school uniforms doesn't make the guy a pedo. That's a pretty serious leap she's making.


i53.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-27 11:02:34 AM
zombietheclown: Bunnyhat: Everyman has a schoolgirl/Liberian/teacher sex fetish.

mmmm liberians


I was going to correct that, but you did a much, much better job. New keyboard, tears streaming down face, etc. Would sponsor you if I knew how.
 
Biv
2010-05-27 11:04:22 AM
twobux: And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? [no response] Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

Poor Token.....
 
2010-05-27 11:07:21 AM
Wait, it's a DVD, and the article said, "Hill says her daughter and 12-year-old son popped the DVD in and saw X-rated material before turning it off."

So the menu comes up and the parent doesn't think something is fishy right away? And they hit play and make it through all of the foreplay before the actual X-Rated material before turning it off?

Something doesn't add up to me.
 
2010-05-27 11:07:33 AM
Rock Crusher Elementary?
 
2010-05-27 11:09:58 AM
But Hill remains angry the school hasn't disciplined the teacher yet, and is even more upset the teacher hasn't called to apologize yet.

She'll get over it.
 
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