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(Starpulse)   "Transformers" producers to fill the vapid, er, void left by Megan Fox's departure with unproven British supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whitely   (starpulse.com) divider line 62
    More: Obvious, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Megan Fox, Transformers, Razzies, Ashley Greene, Miranda Kerr, Hayden Panettiere, Shia Labeouf  
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4653 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 May 2010 at 4:46 PM (4 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-05-26 02:04:51 PM  
British supermodel? I'm not saying she's horrible looking, she's got a kicking bod, but her face looks like she's at about the level of your average Target circular model:
www.majhost.com
 
2010-05-26 02:11:20 PM  
timujin: British supermodel? I'm not saying she's horrible looking, she's got a kicking bod, but her face looks like she's at about the level of your average Target circular model:

Her body is ridiculous. That said, I'd have gone with Brooklyn Decker, Miranda Kerr, or Marissa Miller if I was just casting a hot model with little or no acting experience.
 
2010-05-26 02:21:06 PM  
*goes to GIS to find out who this is*

I'll.. be back later.
 
2010-05-26 04:02:53 PM  
lol yeah after I did it I noticed it but wanted to give a heads up to people that don't really look too hard at the link name.
 
2010-05-26 04:03:16 PM  
timujin: British supermodel? I'm not saying she's horrible looking, she's got a kicking bod, but her face looks like she's at about the level of your average Target circular model:

And her elbows are too sharp, we know.

I'd give her a sandwich, cause she looks hungry. Then fark her.
 
2010-05-26 04:40:09 PM  
When you see the girl that was shown to you earlier today, you will say "This is the girl." The rest of the cast can stay- that is up to you, but that lead girl is not up to you. Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad. Good night.

www.comptektronics.com
 
2010-05-26 04:50:05 PM  
A cardboard cut-out would be a good replacement for Fox, and save the movie's budget some money to spend on more pointless explosions. And this fat chick thinks that skinny chick is rather hot, actually.
 
2010-05-26 04:54:25 PM  
VenomousDuck: A cardboard cut-out would be a good replacement for Fox, and save the movie's budget some money to spend on more pointless explosions.

i.cdn.turner.com


Somehow i think this is fitting here.
 
2010-05-26 04:56:01 PM  
She's a little too thin... but in wee's pic, I can see why she was picked; she does kinda look like a less-curvy Megan Fox....
 
2010-05-26 04:59:36 PM  
I loved her performance in this Agent Provocateur lingerie ad...

Link (probably NSFW, new window)
 
2010-05-26 05:02:16 PM  
I can't decide if her eyes are really small, her nose is really big, or it's just a combination of both making it more apparent.

Don't get me wrong, I'd stick it in her.
 
2010-05-26 05:03:00 PM  

And in 10 months, every undersexed internet dweller will be saying this about Rosie Noname-Whatshernuts:


farm3.static.flickr.com

 
2010-05-26 05:03:11 PM  
I'd like to fill her void!

/In so much that I would like to have sex with her.
//Void being slang for her vagina.
///It's funny because the tag uses the word void.
 
mhd
2010-05-26 05:09:31 PM  
With a name like that, I would expect a mega-posh accent. All slurred delivery and upturned nose. But, being someone that "acts" in a Michael Bay flick, I'd hedge my bets on chavvy cockney, innit?
 
2010-05-26 05:13:23 PM  
There's only one true way to settle this. Both ladies will have to fight it out - preferably in $240 worth of pudding.

/First I cook
//Then I chill
///Awwwwwwww Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh
 
2010-05-26 05:14:26 PM  
wee: timujin: I'm not saying she's horrible looking, she's got a kicking bod, but her face looks like she's at about the level of your average Target circular model

Oh yeah, she's just plain as can be: En Ess Eff Double-U. Just awful.


Yeah dude Im at work too, def not safe
 
2010-05-26 05:16:46 PM  
The_Great_Hambino: There's only one true way to settle this. Both ladies will have to fight it out - preferably in $240 worth of pudding.

/First I cook
//Then I chill
///Awwwwwwww Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh


The_Great_Hambino: Where you gonna get $240?
 
2010-05-26 05:20:35 PM  
Dear Mr. Bay,

Focus on the bots.
 
2010-05-26 05:23:29 PM  
jayhawk88: The_Great_Hambino: There's only one true way to settle this. Both ladies will have to fight it out - preferably in $240 worth of pudding.

/First I cook
//Then I chill
///Awwwwwwww Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh

The_Great_Hambino: Where you gonna get $240?



Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't you worry about it.
 
2010-05-26 05:23:59 PM  
The Transfer movies are horrible and need to be shot in the face. The whole series is crap. Don't see any sequels. They f'ing suck!
 
2010-05-26 05:26:22 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2010-05-26 05:27:21 PM  
wtf? no meggan fox pictures? oh come on at least 1
 
2010-05-26 05:29:07 PM  
With all the gigantic transforming robots you'd think they'd at least make some of the film realistic.

If the Shia La Whatever character were an actual person his girlfriend would be anything but hot. I'm thinking something along the lines of a slightly chubby nerdess.
 
2010-05-26 05:29:33 PM  
rcain: When you see the girl that was shown to you earlier today, you will say "This is the girl." The rest of the cast can stay- that is up to you, but that lead girl is not up to you. Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad. Good night.

Conan O'Brien was in Mulholland Drive?
 
2010-05-26 05:30:55 PM  
"lols"

She has retard face like that retard face chick from Mallrats.


Michael Bay's cock sure pics some dumb people for his movies. Then again, her acting can't be much worse then "i'm only good for plowin" megan fox.
 
2010-05-26 05:35:06 PM  
there4igraham: I'm thinking something along the lines of a slightly chubby nerdess

I demand pics!!
 
2010-05-26 05:35:45 PM  
ragunax: "lols"

She has retard face like that retard face chick from Mallrats.


Michael Bay's cock sure pics some dumb people for his movies. Then again, her acting can't be much worse then "i'm only good for plowin" megan fox.


Her British accent will at least make up for any bad acting.
 
2010-05-26 05:42:49 PM  
Too fat!
 
2010-05-26 05:43:30 PM  
timujin: British supermodel? I'm not saying she's horrible looking, she's got a kicking bod, but her face looks like she's at about the level of your average Target circular model:

LOLWUT?

www.uneeto.com

"Sharp knees! Sharp knees!"


My only problem with this is that she has zero film acting experience, so if you were hoping for the franchise to put a little more effort into the writing, well... there you go.
 
2010-05-26 05:46:31 PM  
You can easily see who was willing to put their back on Michael Bay's casting couch.
 
2010-05-26 05:51:50 PM  
chechcal: I loved her performance in this Agent Provocateur lingerie ad...

Link (probably NSFW, new window)


gaaaaaaah.... aaand, I'm spent
(bookmark)
 
2010-05-26 05:56:10 PM  
He can use the CGI left over from eliminating those two jiggaboobots to put a hammertoe on this girl's hand.
 
2010-05-26 06:13:03 PM  
SwingAwayMarell: He can use the CGI left over from eliminating those two jiggaboobots to put a hammertoe on this girl's hand.

I can get behind the argument that the twins were stupid, unfunny characters, but racist? By those standards, just about every movie featuring a Wayans brother should be considered a derogatory portrayal of black people. The exception being The Last Boyscout.
 
2010-05-26 06:23:52 PM  
They could have replaced Megan Fox with a statue made of ham using an animated CGI mouth and Andy Serkis doing voice acting for her minuscule speaking scenes. Nobody would have noticed.
 
2010-05-26 06:25:53 PM  
there4igraham: With all the gigantic transforming robots you'd think they'd at least make some of the film realistic.

If the Shia La Whatever character were an actual person his girlfriend would be anything but hot. I'm thinking something along the lines of a slightly chubby nerdess.


I can get behind some chubby nerds.
 
2010-05-26 06:30:04 PM  
Well, have her wash a car and settle the issue regarding her ability to meet the exacting standards of Mr Bay.
 
2010-05-26 06:35:04 PM  
Yes, she's beautiful, but could someone please explain the popularity of "the expression", namely the retard face where the mouth is gaping open and the front teeth are sort of rabbity and the eyes are glazed over? I see this constantly in photos of hot young actresses/models. Is this some sort of oral-sex image? Because, if I was a guy, I'd want the woman/chick/broad/whatever to look at me with a smile and an intelligent twinkle in her eyes, instead of looking like she just woke up from being roofied.
 
2010-05-26 06:40:27 PM  
CowboyNinjaD: SwingAwayMarell: He can use the CGI left over from eliminating those two jiggaboobots to put a hammertoe on this girl's hand.

I can get behind the argument that the twins were stupid, unfunny characters, but racist? By those standards, just about every movie featuring a Wayans brother should be considered a derogatory portrayal of black people. The exception being The Last Boyscout.


I don't know if it's racist or not, but what I do know is that Jiggaboobot is a lot of fun to say.
 
2010-05-26 06:57:32 PM  
Really?

Am I the only one who prefers decent acting? It's going to be distracting, considering that Frances McDormand and Malkovich are gonna be in TF3. There's no shortage of boneriffic young actresses, I'm guessing Bay wanted one that would blow him.

I'm pretty sure I should put "fark you, Michael Bay" on my tombstone.
 
2010-05-26 07:03:03 PM  
shower_in_my_socks: LOLWUT?

Speaking as someone who knows, she doesn't look like that unless she's spent about four hours in a chair getting made up and even then, the photos are retouched afterwards. That's why I posted the pic that I did, because it's the closest to reality that I found.

Like I said, she's no dog, but she's also not that hot.

Just before the first Transformers movie came out, I was at Crescent Heights and Melrose, just down from my apartment, and saw Megan Fox standing on the corner. I damn near dropped my bike twisting my neck around for a better look.
 
2010-05-26 07:05:09 PM  
acaciaavenue: And in 10 months, every undersexed internet dweller will be saying this about Rosie Noname-Whatshernuts:

No, they will be talking about her thumbs, or her knees or lack of facial expression or something else absolutely pointless (to my penis.)
 
2010-05-26 07:06:01 PM  
shower_in_my_socks: timujin: British supermodel? I'm not saying she's horrible looking, she's got a kicking bod, but her face looks like she's at about the level of your average Target circular model:

LOLWUT?

"Sharp knees! Sharp knees!"


My only problem with this is that she has zero film acting experience, so if you were hoping for the franchise to put a little more effort into the writing, well... there you go.


Dear god, give her a sammich stat!!

Pretty enough, but ffs my arms are probably thicker than her thighs. I wouldn't turn her down if she offered, but I wouldn't pick her if there was an option between her and a more normal bodied woman.
 
2010-05-26 07:10:35 PM  
at the risk of sounding like studman69...

what the hell are you people looking at? the GIS i did for that name looks like a 12 year old boy with ballons in his shirt.
 
2010-05-26 07:16:27 PM  
img180.imageshack.us
 
2010-05-26 07:20:54 PM  
It's the boxers nose...
i49.tinypic.com
www.boxingforum.com
 
2010-05-26 07:21:05 PM  
xaks: at the risk of sounding like studman69...

what the hell are you people looking at? the GIS i did for that name looks like a 12 year old boy with ballons in his shirt.


Hawt!
 
2010-05-26 07:49:08 PM  
BigLuca: It's the boxers nose...

She likes it rough.
 
2010-05-26 07:56:16 PM  
chechcal: I loved her performance in this Agent Provocateur lingerie ad...

Link (probably NSFW, new window)


Ok, I saw that and linked to it yesterday in Kylie Minogue's thread. Didn't know it was the same person.

Again: hubba hubba.
 
2010-05-26 08:15:11 PM  
shower_in_my_socks: My only problem with this is that she has zero film acting experience, so if you were hoping for the franchise to put a little more effort into the writing, well... there you go.

Came here to point this out, but you're on top of it.

/carry on
 
2010-05-26 08:39:52 PM  
BigLuca: It's the boxers nose...

^^^^^^
THIS!
 
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