Perez Hilton Hawks Pro-Ana Shirt

I suppose that is better than:

Perez Hilton Hawks Pro-Anal Shirt

Former fat guy?

He's funny and charming in his tweats. Where can I see him queen out?

ihatedumbpeople: Former fat guy?

thats exactly what I was thinking. Saw him on vh1 about a week ago and he was still pretty rush limbaugh size

KatjaMouse [TotalFark] Quote 2010-05-26 01:12:31 PM
I think I know what my DC AIDS Walk self dare is going to be now. Stuff myself in that shirt like a sausage casing and wear a Perez wig.

Sire/Madam: You have one wicked sense of humor.

KatjaMouse: douchebag/hater: KatjaMouse [TotalFark] Quote 2010-05-26 01:12:31 PM
I think I know what my DC AIDS Walk self dare is going to be now. Stuff myself in that shirt like a sausage casing and wear a Perez wig.

Sire/Madam: You have one wicked sense of humor.

Seriously, his tits are as big as mine!

We're going to have to ask for photographic evidence so comparisons can be made, in the name of science and truth seeking.

I want to know how fat the submitter is if he/she thinks Perez Hilton is formerly fat.

KatjaMouse: douchebag/hater: KatjaMouse [TotalFark] Quote 2010-05-26 01:12:31 PM
I think I know what my DC AIDS Walk self dare is going to be now. Stuff myself in that shirt like a sausage casing and wear a Perez wig.

Sire/Madam: You have one wicked sense of humor.

Seriously, his tits are as big as mine!

GTFO!

Perez Hilton is my 6th favorite gay man (1. Clay Aiken 2. Nathan Lane 3. Greg Louganis 4. RuPaul 5. Jonathan Taylor Thomas)

Dear feminists of the world: please stop blaming heterosexual men for your body-image problem.

factoryconnection: Okay, that article was boring. However, this linked piece (new window) is not. Read it, and you may in fact weep as I have. Also: you get to find out why there's no sex in the champagne room.

thanks for the link. best internet laugh i've had in a while...

I love this comment under the article:

"Nothing tastes as good as punching Perez in the face feels."

Now that would make a great shirt!

factoryconnection: Okay, that article was boring. However, this linked piece (new window) is not. Read it, and you may in fact weep as I have. Also: you get to find out why there's no sex in the champagne room.

Stumpy did it in for me

....sadly I could top every single one of those. I'm looking at you freaky cat lady with the nice ass.

You will always be fat to me.

you will always be fat to me

Weaver95: sooner or later, karma is gonna catch up with this guy. I only hope that when it does, someone nearby has a camera and uploads the film directly to youtube.

You mean like when the manager for the Black Eyed Peas punched him in the face?

Fyi, bacon > skinny feels.

House of Tards: Weaver95: sooner or later, karma is gonna catch up with this guy. I only hope that when it does, someone nearby has a camera and uploads the film directly to youtube.

You mean like when the manager for the Black Eyed Peas punched him in the face?



Nothing looks as good as a fat stubbled man with pink hair sporting a black eye.

This: Dear feminists of the world: please stop blaming heterosexual men for your body-image problem.

Make no mistake, the body image problems women of the 1st world have are due, almost entirely, to the efforts of gay men and other women.

Does it say "except cock" on the back?

Knara: This: Dear feminists of the world: please stop blaming heterosexual men for your body-image problem.

Make no mistake, the body image problems women of the 1st world have are due, almost entirely, to the efforts of gay men and other women.

No kidding. Women get thin to brag to other women. They don't do it for men. From my casual surveying, men want T&A in proportions roughly equal to a lingerie model, which doesn't jive with starving uppity twig biatches.

/size four, thinks skinny biatches need to eat some damn bacon and chill

I'm just waiting for the day that he waddles up to someone on the red carpet and starts prattling on about how fabulous he is and they just walk away. Or fling shiat at him. Either one would be fine.

Ringshadow: Knara: This: Dear feminists of the world: please stop blaming heterosexual men for your body-image problem.

Make no mistake, the body image problems women of the 1st world have are due, almost entirely, to the efforts of gay men and other women.

No kidding. Women get thin to brag to other women. They don't do it for men. From my casual surveying, men want T&A in proportions roughly equal to a lingerie model, which doesn't jive with starving uppity twig biatches.

/size four, thinks skinny biatches need to eat some damn bacon and chill

THIS: I'd take a Marilyn Monroe to a Lindsay Lohan any day.

Lloyd Braun: Perez Hilton is my 6th favorite gay man (1. Clay Aiken 2. Nathan Lane 3. Greg Louganis 4. RuPaul 5. Jonathan Taylor Thomas)

You obviously don't like gay men that much.

Its a Kate Moss quote. He needs to be kicked in the cooter for quoting that trash bag alone.

Ringshadow: No kidding. Women get thin to brag to other women. They don't do it for men. From my casual surveying, men want T&A in proportions roughly equal to a lingerie model, which doesn't jive with starving uppity twig biatches.

/size four, thinks skinny biatches need to eat some damn bacon and chill

The main issue that I've seen is that some women seem to think that "big boobs" = attractive, regardless of the rest of the figure. If you're small, big boobs are alright, but I'd rather have small boobs on a small girl. And if you're overweight, just saying it makes your boobs bigger isn't going to necessarily make you more attractive, etc.

Dwight_Yeast: Perez Hilton is my 6th favorite gay man (1. Clay Aiken 2. Nathan Lane 3. Greg Louganis 4. RuPaul 5. Jonathan Taylor Thomas)

You obviously don't like gay men that much.

Seriously. Where is NPH?

IdBeCrazyIf: factoryconnection: Okay, that article was boring. However, this linked piece (new window) is not. Read it, and you may in fact weep as I have. Also: you get to find out why there's no sex in the champagne room.

Stumpy did it in for me

....sadly I could top every single one of those. I'm looking at you freaky cat lady with the nice ass.

I told you we don't talk about that anymore.

Richard Simmons has come out as his father?

egomann: Dwight_Yeast: Perez Hilton is my 6th favorite gay man (1. Clay Aiken 2. Nathan Lane 3. Greg Louganis 4. RuPaul 5. Jonathan Taylor Thomas)

You obviously don't like gay men that much.

Seriously. Where is NPH?

He's #12. Right behind Richard Hatch.

What the fark do gay men like this have against women? biatch, you aren't dating any women so why the hell do you care if biatches are crazy? Women aren't stealing your men unless I guess you secretly want to sleep with straight guys. Which is gross. So I really have no explanation here.

I'd ask my gay male friends but none of them hate women.

How is this a pro-anorexia T-shirt? Thin is better than fat in 99.9% of all cases. Wanting to be thin is not the same as having an eating disorder.

I never thought I'd see the day when Farkers would unite against sharp knees in such a moving fashion!

/wipes tear

kab Quote 2010-05-26 02:36:50 PM
Does it say "except cock" on the back?

Nothing like seeing a crowd of Farkers bringing their 'A' game to Wednesday thread.

Lloyd Braun: Perez Hilton is my 6th favorite gay man (1. Clay Aiken 2. Nathan Lane 3. Greg Louganis 4. RuPaul 5. Jonathan Taylor Thomas)

No Ricky Martin or Tim Gunn?

Polonius_In_Drag: How is this a pro-anorexia T-shirt?

it's a phrase used ad pro-anorexia sites.

it's context. you could have a t-shirt with the number 88. is that your favorite football player's number, or the neonazi number for heil hitler? depends who's selling it