Street signs of the Apostles, cannabis farmers getting baked, and the only way to ruin the phrase "Kate Moss lesbian fling": Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 5/16 - 5/22
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No writeup this week from Drew. Enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-05-16 to Sat 2010-05-22:
94-year-old woman earns college diploma, doesn't seem too worried about repaying student loans
Thieves are targeting street signs named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Police plan to throw the good book at them
At the end of the day, journalists - unsung heroes for concerned residents - would use cliches in a split second. In a last-ditch effort to do an about face, one writer provides an outpouring of support and points out the most overused cliches
Man killed by heat from cannabis farm in his home. Dude, he was SO baked
30,000 year old sex toy used to start fires, your mom
Police bust up an HIV/AIDS pyramid scheme. Obviously, Ramses wasn't involved
Alabama geometry teacher goes off on tangent, lectures kids on angles needed to assassinate President Obama, drawing acute interest of Secret Service. How obtuse
Ethnic violence prompts Kyrgyzstan to declare a state of mrgncy
Man gets hand caught in wood-chipping machine, doctors expect him to be all right
Alfalfa sprouts recalled due to salmonella, buckwheat crops said to be o-tay
Dalai Lama finally uses his Twitter account. Trending topics: #Gunga galunga
Gay breaks 44-year-old mark. Mark inconsolable
Sagan wins fifth stage of the Tour of California, billions and billions of picoseconds a head of his nearest rival
Rajon Rondo, playing in the Eastern Conference Finals, gets a pony. Well, he didn't actually get a pony, but he was getting pretty much anything else he wanted against Orlando
"Traffic density and increased BMI linked." That's science-talk for "Fat people don't like to walk"
Nearly one in three social networkers suffer from 'poster's remorse.' Mods, please delete this
Astronauts replace 4 of the 6 batteries on the ISS. Thankfully the ISS wasn't built by Apple since that would have involved taking the whole space station back to the Apple store
Reviewer says Sarah Jessica Parker's shoes are the only interesting thing about Sex and the City 2. Probably because they bring you good luck
Supermodel *fap* Kate Moss *fap fap* had a lesbian fling *fap fap fap* with Courtney Love. *PPpppsssssssst*
Hollywood not the only place out of ideas. Asian studio set to remake Ghost. Patrick Swayze to oversee production
VA. A.G. resists probing of major donor
When Palin endorses a candidate over the webiatchanges the race in their favor. Delusional Dems can only remain so optimisticoontil the primaries are over
Third time's a charm: Germany now owns Europe
Just like how one large planet-destroying asteroid can still do unthinkable damage by breaking off into smaller asteroids, Joe Jonas looks to inflict damage upon an unwitting public with a solo record
Kelis and Robyn hatch plans for their "And You Are...?" joint tour
Bono undergoes emergency back surgery; doctors believe it is because he is continually trying to throw his arms around the world
Inventor of ATM machine passes away, away
Symantec buying VeriSign web security division. Paying online with a credit card will now consume 33% of your system resources
With $50 million from Toyota, Tesla Motors sure to be unstoppable
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