If you can't afford a prom dress, Duct it.

Something about duct tape pants just worries me. I'm not having duct tape anywhere near my balls.

Let's get to the important part, like, say, did he bang the bejezzus out of her or what?

$2,500 scholarship? That's like a semester at the local community college isn't it?

Someone should post a followup on this for the online voting so Fark can swing the votes.

Huh huh huhh .. A lot of Beaver on that page . . .

His parents probably could afford a tux after they spent all their money on duct tape to ward of terrorism, so it was his only option.

$125 of duct tape, that's waaaay too much duct tape. and what's so nauticle about blue and white clothing...am I missing something here?

This can only mean one thing--it's time again for Media Shark Attack Season!

Yep, we've got Blue Ball, Intercourse, Bird-In-Hand, and Beaver County. Go PA!

those crazy kids

Cscx - damn good, still laughing my ass off.

Must be a pain to try to use the restroom with that stuff.

Farkin-a and it comes with a step-by-step on how to make the crap.

They still don't give hints on removing tape from hairy buttcheeks.

These prom dresses are Red Green approved.

$100 says she made him a duct tape condom for their special night.

At a big party weekend in college, there were a few girls walking around in skirts and 2 strategically placed pieces of duct tape.

That same weekend, the women's rugby team made their freshmen come to the party wearing only 2 fruit-roll-ups and saran wrap. It was not pretty.

Anyway...I looked over the article. Is there some statement being made here or what?

Hehe... they said beaver.

boring

Doesn't anybody else think that the real interest in this story is the phrase "Beaver Area High School Prom?"

If I ran into walls... I wouldn't tell people about it in a news story.

Article...too long.....asshat in picture.....pissing me off...want to punch him....in the gonads..
/whomp self in head with frozen ham

Think that story was long enough. It's f*ckin duct tape.

Doo dah, doo dah.

They are now fully protected from biological and chemical weapons.

So where are the after pictures?

05-20-03 05:14:23 PM Guy Innagorillasuit

Yep, we've got Blue Ball, Intercourse, Bird-In-Hand, and Beaver County. Go PA!

Don't forget Great Bend.

Stephenv

According to the website, voting won't begin until June 20 so somebody remember to post it as a follow up

Doesn't the girl(?) in Skinink's post look like the uptight biatch from yesterday's strip club string?

At first I thought it said "another high school porn" (damn font). It would have been a lot more interesting with the duct tape thing, don't you think?

White trash? You be the judge.

"I'm stuck on you
Been a fool too long
I guess it's time for me
to come on home."

its a frickin scholarship...what would you do for the cash...

This is horrible, this is just another liberal assault on a very deep and important american tradition, oh wait, you said the Prom? nevermind carry on.

Plastic sheeting dresses with duct tape strategically placed over the privates are the height of this springs fashion. They have been on all the runways and all the supermodels. It's not surprising to see teens wear them at prom!

It just goes to show that not a whole heck of a lot happens in Beaver County. It's getting hard to admit that it's even anywhere near Pittsburgh. Or anywhere.

Some duct tape fashons.

"Mostly it's fun," said Henkel spokeswoman Valerie Stump.

Mostly?
I wonder what the non-fun part is. Serious social commentary?

'set sail May 9 on a sticky prom adventure ' im not saying anything, just pointing it out

Ali Spagnola???? Any relation to Weasel? I'd rather be Carrie's prom date. CarriesPromDate would be a good Fark username.

/going for the 5th cup of coffee

When you have more time than money, i.e. high school, duct tape is the way to go.

I once wore duct tape x's over my nipples out to a party, good times were had by all.

Why don't they just wear sneakers with their tuxedoes? It's all a vain struggle against crushing, comfortable conformity anyway. I wish I never wasted my time.

Oh wait, my favorite reality show is on.

Every time I've been a bridesmaid I use duct tape to hold my boobs up. It's cheaper than a strapless bra. But it hurts more coming off.

Let's sum this up:

Teenage girl in duct tape.....

Yeah, it's official, I think I have a new fetish. I'm gonna have to tell the misses that were going to home depot...

Okay...which other Farker lives in Beaver County? I thought I was the only one...but yet..another "Times Online" story.

First there was the one about the drunk driving lady ending up on the runway near Sal's (and she was working for the "youth awareness program" or something at the YMCA)...

...but two postings from the BC Times means clearly another BC denizen frequenting to this site.

I demand names/addresses/social security numbers/etc...

Lessthanoriginal - I was raised there, but have since moved onto a much, much better place. If you're dying to find out my identity, I'm sure you could since only .00001% of the population there ever leaves.

Get out while you still can.