FARK.com: (5336540) Things to do from foreign prison: work out, write, strengthen sphincter muscles, and of course, get engaged with a ring made from your shirt

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		Things to do from foreign prison: work out, write, strengthen sphincter muscles, and of course, get engaged with a ring made from your shirt (abcnews.go.com)		23
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DistendedPendulusFrenulum		2010-05-24 10:47:56 AM

You're a regular desert flar, y'are

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ecmoRandomNumbers		2010-05-24 10:58:06 AM

Strengthening your sphincter muscles is just called "good grooming" nowadays.

brap		2010-05-24 10:59:41 AM

With this ring fashioned from the sphincter muscles of my vanquished enemies, I thee wed.

Cagey B		2010-05-24 11:31:58 AM

For our honeymoon, we're planning on backpacking next to the Tumen River and standing as close as possible to the North Korean border guards while saying "I'm not touching yooooouuuu...".

SphericalTime		2010-05-24 11:35:21 AM

It's actually a nice story although I think this headline is meh. Kudos to them.

Fano		2010-05-24 12:39:55 PM

Oh little Osito, one day we will be free. And then, vengeance.

redomega		2010-05-24 12:43:02 PM

I read that as "made from your own shiat"

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2010-05-24 12:43:06 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Strengthening your sphincter muscles is just called "good grooming" nowadays.

colonic kegels?

OddObject		2010-05-24 12:43:16 PM

I'm sure the Iranian prison officials promise not to use this against them in any way.

starlost		2010-05-24 12:44:25 PM

i take this woman because i'm hopeing being married will give us some kind of sympathy and we won't spend the next 40 years in prison.

rugsucka		2010-05-24 12:44:39 PM

yes, I did not read shirt at first and it also made some sense

jmadisonbiii		2010-05-24 12:46:53 PM

starlost: i take this woman because i'm hopeing being married will give us some kind of sympathy and we won't spend the next 40 years in prison.

Oh, Assmadinejad just has to let them go now.

StarshipPooper		2010-05-24 12:57:22 PM

Cagey B: For our honeymoon, we're planning on backpacking next to the Tumen River and standing as close as possible to the North Korean border guards while saying "I'm not touching yooooouuuu...".

Good luck with that. You do know the NK's love to go across the border to kidnap women to put them in their rape camps to rape them repeatedly to give birth to be spies?

Hiymenator		2010-05-24 01:18:43 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Strengthening your sphincter muscles is just called "good grooming" nowadays.

I won't associate with a woman who can't open a jar of spaghetti sauce with hers.

stuffy		2010-05-24 01:27:04 PM

I should care about these morans, Why?

Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!		2010-05-24 01:35:10 PM

redomega: I read that as "made from your own shiat"

I came here to say the same thing, I was thinking he took item number 3 on that list to a whole new level.

for good or for awesome		2010-05-24 01:47:50 PM

StarshipPooper: Good luck with that. You do know the NK's love to go across the border to kidnap women to put them in their rape camps to rape them repeatedly to give birth to be spies?

You said rape twice.

angry_scientist		2010-05-24 02:39:05 PM

StarshipPooper: Cagey B: For our honeymoon, we're planning on backpacking next to the Tumen River and standing as close as possible to the North Korean border guards while saying "I'm not touching yooooouuuu...".

Good luck with that. You do know the NK's love to go across the border to kidnap women to put them in their rape camps to rape them repeatedly to give birth to be spies?

I think that was season 4 of Alias, but she liked liked the rape rape for her country country, echo echo Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

Phantom_Lord		2010-05-24 03:41:44 PM

redomega: I read that as "made from your own shiat"

I did, too

acaciaavenue		2010-05-24 04:53:04 PM

Dumbassery begets dumbassery.

I LOVE the comment section in the article. Very few people have sympathy for these idiots.

WLPyromaniac		2010-05-24 05:52:30 PM

Alternate headline:
Two of the three hikers held captive in Iran volunteer for a life sentence.

Truthfully, why even go there on vacation? Aren't there beautiful hiking venues here in the states? Worst case - you get eaten by a bear.

Outlaw Thirds		2010-05-24 10:09:34 PM

This is quickly going from good spy movie to Disney spy movie.

Isildur		2010-05-25 12:40:29 PM

FTFA: "Shane Bauer completed his proposal to Sarah Shourd by offering her a ring made a string he fashioned in his prison cell."

Where the fark do they dig up these article writers?

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