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(Miami Herald)   Gay male high school senior runs for prom queen and finishes among top 3 vote-getters. Rather than going all Westboro Baptist Church on him, they instead suspend him from school ... over a parking ticket?   (miamiherald.com) divider line 407
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2010-05-23 12:55:09 AM
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? "
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:56:43 AM
"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:57:31 AM
"Balls!" said the queen, "If I had them I'd be king!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:58:38 AM
"Ass, gas, or grass... no one rides for free"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:59:32 AM
"Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:01:27 AM
"It hurts when I pee"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:01:27 AM
"Penis."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:02:35 AM
MrHappyRotter: This reminds me of lessons learned in rural Ohio. Personally I don't live in the most gay friend part of the country, but it was interesting to realize that some parts of the country are way behind the times so to speak.

One of my Dad's neighbors made an effort to come visit every day I was up there, and on the last day, he related a story about the perverts in the area in order to shock us, I suppose.

He shared a story about the drug dealers down the street that get young girls hooked on prescription pain killers and then get them to do vile things including sex with dogs. But the most vile thing was the neighbor down the street who was a bisexual. Oh man, what perversion.

So, yes, there are parts of the country where bisexuality and homosexuality are equated with bestiality and sexual coercion of minors. This is the reason that some (but certainly not all) gay people feel the need to make a scene and stand up for themselves in ways that to many appear to be nothing more than attention whoring.


Speaking of beastiality, my sister has a friend who works for a Florida legislator. A woman came in to the legislator's office asking him to introduce a bill banning beastiality because she caught her husband farking the family dog--and got pictures of it.

So yeah, Florida's got a lot more to worry about than whether some high school kid wants to go to the prom in drag.
 
2010-05-23 01:04:21 AM
Tomorrow. Or just the end of time. -Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:04:28 AM
"American beer is liking making love in a boat. It's farking close to water."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:04:43 AM
"Gourd."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:05:18 AM
"What the hell, it said "Weeners" in place of "can't believe I'm the Weeners this"

LOL

/swear I didn't put weeners
//hahahaha" - Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:06:59 AM
"One ringy dingy."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:08:38 AM
"It's not news, it's FARK"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:11:18 AM
WeenerGord: "Gourd."
-Ghandi


Tee hee!


"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:12:33 AM
"Q'plah!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:13:26 AM
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:13:58 AM
"What is your affinity, for my vicinity?"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:14:26 AM
"Oompa Loompa doompadee doo."
-Ghandi.
 
2010-05-23 01:14:41 AM
"I came."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:15:25 AM
"Okay, poop is coming out now."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:16:57 AM
"Jesus wept"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:18:15 AM
"Ok, bend over."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:19:02 AM
"I like big butts and I cannot lie! And you other brothers can't deny!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:20:08 AM
"No no no! It's not lupus!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:20:29 AM
Freak: Don't know which side to take here. The school did let him run for queen, and the kid did give them a solid excuse to suspend his ass. Plus he's such an attention whore. I say it worked out well all around.

Probably This.
 
2010-05-23 01:21:32 AM
"You sure gotta purtty mouth."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:22:20 AM
"/fb is not the Father."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:23:08 AM
ThreeEdgedSword: "No no no! It's not lupus!"
-Ghandi


"It's never lupus!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:23:16 AM
"There's no way, no way, that you could come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do we get home is punch you're momma in the mouth."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:23:28 AM
I can has cheezburger?
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:25:10 AM
"You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:26:00 AM
www.epicallyfunnypictures.com
 
2010-05-23 01:26:22 AM
WeenerGord: ThreeEdgedSword: "No no no! It's not lupus!"
-Ghandi

"It's never lupus!"
-Ghandi


"Except for that one time."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:26:23 AM
"Look, mister, there's... two kinds of dumb, uh... guy that gets naked and runs out in the snow and barks at the moon, and, uh, guy who does the same thing in my living room. First one don't matter, the second one you're kinda forced to deal with."

-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:27:26 AM
"Lady, you got reeeal ugly."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:28:44 AM
"That's one big twinkie..."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:29:11 AM
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME!? I am the great Cornholio! Do you have teepee for my bunghole?"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:29:32 AM
"I lowered my anal cholesteral."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:30:18 AM
"There are FOUR LIGHTS!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:30:24 AM
"AAAAAHHH MOTHERLAND!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:31:12 AM
"Would you like to know more?"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:31:12 AM
dead_dangler: I can has cheezburger?
-Ghandi


ThreeEdgedSword: "ARE YOU THREATENING ME!? I am the great Cornholio! Do you have teepee for my bunghole?"
-Ghandi


LOL!
 
2010-05-23 01:31:52 AM
"I'm a helluva golfer!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:32:39 AM
I'm glad I can say I posted in the thread that spawned the -Ghandi quote meme.

-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:32:50 AM
"SAUCE!!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:34:13 AM
zulius: "I'm a helluva golfer!"
-Ghandi


"Ahh, so there are TWO woodies in this scene."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:35:17 AM
"I don't like your jerk off face. I don't like your jerk off name. Jerk off."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:35:41 AM
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 01:36:51 AM
There is no spoon.
-Ghandi
 
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