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(Miami Herald)   Gay male high school senior runs for prom queen and finishes among top 3 vote-getters. Rather than going all Westboro Baptist Church on him, they instead suspend him from school ... over a parking ticket?   (miamiherald.com) divider line 404
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2010-05-23 12:22:13 AM
"That's not butter you're churning, but here comes the cream!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:22:52 AM
"Put the lotion in the f*cking basket!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:23:25 AM
"This thread got weird in a hurry."
-cantsleep
 
2010-05-23 12:24:37 AM
"The enemy's gate is down."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:24:44 AM
"This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: My rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."
-Ghandi.
 
2010-05-23 12:26:21 AM
"Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:26:22 AM
Weaver95: And after two meetings with the school principal to plead for the right to wear a dress, Bonilla was slapped with a two-day suspension, the timing of which meant he couldn't go to the prom at all.

that solves the short term problem, but ye gods are they in for the mother of all lawsuits!


Eh, that seems like a problem for people who are employed next school year... a category which I doubt will include the administrators who brought on this lawsuit.
 
2010-05-23 12:26:45 AM
Speaking as a male that goes both ways...hehehe He's farkin' hot!
 
2010-05-23 12:27:35 AM
"It's only gay if you're catching"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:28:33 AM
WeenerGord: "Put the lotion in the f*cking basket!"
-Ghandi


LOL!
 
2010-05-23 12:29:27 AM
dead_dangler: "It's only gay if you're catching"
-Ghandi


"Whoops! The balls touched!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:30:05 AM
media.miamiherald.com

I've been kicking ass since the dawn of time
I'm just a killing man that's reached my killing prime
I burn and I plunder as it suits my desire
The weapon of my choice is "great balls of fire"

Chorus:
So why, I ask, it just doesn't make much sense
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
I mean what, may I inquire, were you thinking on that day
When you conjured up for a man like me a robe that looks so gay

Ahhhh sit right back and your troubles melt away
Ahhhh he uses fire but his robe looks so gay

I was taught my craft at the dawn of pain
You may not like my methods but you'll surely know my name
I just think incendiary thoughts and my hands burst into flames
A few moments later and you'll never be the same

(Chorus)

So if you're embarrassed and you hang your head in shame
You'd like an opportunity to redeem your worthy name
Well just remember this: when next you look to kill
That a man who's truly skilled can look quite good in twill
 
2010-05-23 12:30:22 AM
"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard."
-Ghandi.
 
2010-05-23 12:30:48 AM
"I am NOT a merry man!!!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:33:08 AM
"Okay big fella, you first. I charge you ten bucks for the gilded lily, twenty for the Roman holiday, fifty for the old Walrus 'n' Carpenter,and for seventy-five you can sleigh ride down Kilimanjaro."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:33:17 AM
"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:34:30 AM
What the fark makes this kid think a high school prom is an appropriate outlet for his perverted sexual fantasies (dressing up like woman). I applaud the administration for taking action and preserving the sanctity of prom.
 
2010-05-23 12:35:12 AM
"Hey Rajni! You know how I know you're gay?"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:36:31 AM
"Khaaaaaan!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:37:30 AM
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:38:22 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
-Gandhi


dead_dangler: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
-Ghandi


WeenerGord: "Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons."
-Ghandi


It's not often you're present when a new meme is born.

Time will tell if this one has the staying power of "I have to be at the gym in 28 minutes" or "Marine Core Soldier / Wife-like typing detected". Congratulations, dead_dangler, you may just join the fraternity of Epic Fark Fail.
 
2010-05-23 12:38:34 AM
"First you pick it up, put it in the bag... BOOM BOOM"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:39:42 AM
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:40:08 AM
clyph: The All-Powerful Atheismo: "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
-Gandhi

dead_dangler: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
-Ghandi

WeenerGord: "Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons."
-Ghandi

It's not often you're present when a new meme is born.

Time will tell if this one has the staying power of "I have to be at the gym in 28 minutes" or "Marine Core Soldier / Wife-like typing detected". Congratulations, dead_dangler, you may just join the fraternity of Epic Fark Fail.


This is so going on my resume.
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:41:39 AM
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck-- I can't remember how it ends but your Mothers a whore!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:42:50 AM
"I want you to relax your anus."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:44:09 AM
Gdalescrboz: so if he gets pulled over while drunk and gets a DWI is it actaully because hes a cross-dressing fairy and not the fact that hes drunk at the wheel?

Exactly. Just like Jeebus got nailed to a post because of what he was preaching, and not because he stole a horse.
 
2010-05-23 12:44:38 AM
"NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR GALAXY!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:44:52 AM
"He's likely to have trouble, however, when the oil hits his anus."
-Ghandi.
 
2010-05-23 12:44:56 AM
"Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:45:55 AM
"Buffalo? He said Buffalo! Slowly I turned..."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:45:56 AM
"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:45:57 AM
"Me so horny. Me love you long time"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:46:29 AM
frankjmattia: what does any of it matter at all?

if he wants to do "weird" things, so what? who cares? why not let him? what's wrong with him living his life the way he wants? apparently, his classmates had no problem voting him into third place. no one put a gun to their heads and said "vote gay or go away"... everyone here was allowed to make the choice they wanted - until that choice was "weird"...


If only that had anything to do with him parking where he wasn't allowed to, and ignoring requests to move his car. He's an asshole regardless of orientation, and was punished for such.
 
2010-05-23 12:46:36 AM
www.hollow-hill.com

/oblig
//can't believe I'm the Weeners this
///ya'll are slippin', slippin I say
 
2010-05-23 12:46:40 AM
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of the women.

-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:47:07 AM
"I am Torgo Mohandas. I take care of the place while the Master is away."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:48:38 AM
"Billy, do you like Gladiator movies?"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:49:38 AM
"Quit being a biatch and pill me up!"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:49:47 AM
What the hell, it said "Weeners" in place of "can't believe I'm the Weeners this"

LOL

/swear I didn't put weeners
//hahahaha
 
2010-05-23 12:49:56 AM
"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:50:11 AM
No, I am your father
-Gandhi
 
2010-05-23 12:50:13 AM
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:51:01 AM
This reminds me of lessons learned in rural Ohio. Personally I don't live in the most gay friend part of the country, but it was interesting to realize that some parts of the country are way behind the times so to speak.

One of my Dad's neighbors made an effort to come visit every day I was up there, and on the last day, he related a story about the perverts in the area in order to shock us, I suppose.

He shared a story about the drug dealers down the street that get young girls hooked on prescription pain killers and then get them to do vile things including sex with dogs. But the most vile thing was the neighbor down the street who was a bisexual. Oh man, what perversion.

So, yes, there are parts of the country where bisexuality and homosexuality are equated with bestiality and sexual coercion of minors. This is the reason that some (but certainly not all) gay people feel the need to make a scene and stand up for themselves in ways that to many appear to be nothing more than attention whoring.
 
2010-05-23 12:51:07 AM
Goddamn it, I see now.

HAHAHA
 
2010-05-23 12:52:40 AM
"Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so that I could get an abortion."
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:55:05 AM
"I haven't been farked like that since grade-school"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:55:09 AM
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? "
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:56:43 AM
"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love"
-Ghandi
 
2010-05-23 12:57:31 AM
"Balls!" said the queen, "If I had them I'd be king!"
-Ghandi
 
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