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		Is it any surprise that the owner of a beer-dispensing VolksWagen is a Farker? (jalopnik.com)		60
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lilbordr		2010-05-21 06:27:42 PM

Greetings!
I just found out my car hit the front page of Jalopnik! I would like to thank all the Farkers out there for proving that dreams can come true...even those that put you into a coma!

markie_farkie		2010-05-21 06:42:35 PM

-1 because you're an attention whore.

+2 because you did it for the beer!!

cool and congrats!

BigSnatch		2010-05-21 06:44:39 PM

This is one of the rare cases in which a male AW deserves a +1.

oldebayer		2010-05-21 07:08:34 PM

That's it! I'm getting a keg cradle for the back of my VW Wagon.

dudemanbro		2010-05-21 08:00:27 PM

You should drive it over here and get me drunk.

tototototo		2010-05-21 09:29:52 PM

The problem with this car is, much like the iPad, you can only use one function at a time.

Pud		2010-05-21 09:32:07 PM

tototototo: The problem with this car is, much like the iPad, you can only use one function at a time.

Maybe he'll change that in the 2.0 version.

Julieahni		2010-05-21 10:25:25 PM

SMITHERS? LOL.

crimsin23		2010-05-21 10:57:07 PM

Julieahni: SMITHERS? LOL.

pauljlane.files.wordpress.com

Excellent.

bongobob		2010-05-22 05:54:59 AM

copypasta'd from the comments on jalopnik.

/Nice mod, fellow farker!

dramatools		2010-05-22 06:00:01 AM

Only way to top this is to build a still in a Toyota.

morrach		2010-05-22 06:00:52 AM

I read that as "beef-dispensing" and it was still unsurprising.

ZipSplat		2010-05-22 06:11:45 AM

Pud: tototototo: The problem with this car is, much like the iPad, you can only use one function at a time.

Maybe he'll change that in the 2.0 version.

iPhone OS 4.0 will have multitasking. Should be out within the next few weeks if they stay true to schedule.

//not that I'll be getting a 4G. I'm tired of having to jailbreak the phone to make it MY phone.

peewinkle		2010-05-22 06:29:17 AM

Nice, but how long do you have to let it sit after driving it somewhere until you can actually pull off a mug of beer without it being 90% foam?

drjekel_mrhyde		2010-05-22 06:30:22 AM

Shouldn't this be under the Geek tab?

Diana Fyer		2010-05-22 06:32:54 AM

I got a bag of weed and some papers in my VW.

frizzantik		2010-05-22 06:40:47 AM

i thought it said beef-dispensing

Perfor8ed		2010-05-22 06:41:23 AM

Hey everyone im banging a hot 18 year old! Just wanted the world to know and now all the important people know.

/Brag
//suck_up

SuperCatBarf		2010-05-22 06:43:28 AM

Thanks for not sanding and rusting your trunk lid.

mud_shark		2010-05-22 06:44:10 AM

This is just a perception of mine but most of you farkers are so vehemently against even looking at an empty Coors can in a ditch and driving hours later that if you don't call for immediate execution without trial you are a hypocrite.

luckyeddie		2010-05-22 06:48:20 AM

kudos, lilbordr. It's good to see that you are living the dream.

luckyeddie		2010-05-22 06:50:16 AM

Perfor8ed: Hey everyone im banging a hot 18 year old!

Translation:

I am currently performing panel-work on a stolen 1992 Buick

Magics5RIP		2010-05-22 06:52:51 AM

SuperCatBarf: Thanks for not sanding and rusting your trunk lid.

Because simulated wood vinyl wrap is so much better.

/rusted hoods are worse, but not by much

IamKaiserSoze!!!		2010-05-22 07:02:23 AM

mud_shark: This is just a perception of mine but most of you farkers are so vehemently against even looking at an empty Coors can in a ditch and driving hours later that if you don't call for immediate execution without trial you are a hypocrite.

Great handle. I started a bowling team in the 70s (lasted one season before we got bored with it) named the Mudsharks.

Mud sha sha sharrrrks

Perfor8ed		2010-05-22 07:09:57 AM

Lots of dents in this one. =) that was a good one luckyEd

luckyeddie Quote 2010-05-22 06:50:16 AM
Perfor8ed: Hey everyone im banging a hot 18 year old!

Translation:

I am currently performing panel-work on a stolen 1992 Buick

tfresh		2010-05-22 07:20:23 AM

The 'Ale Camino'... that is all

/hot like fusils

Soni		2010-05-22 07:52:32 AM

cool! An old friend did this about 10 years ago with a Fiat X1/9. He cut one in half, making the back half a trailer, which stored a keg of homebrew... lol

Balchinian		2010-05-22 08:04:39 AM

Best attempt yet at making a Jetta worth a shiat.

haddie		2010-05-22 08:34:43 AM

Would that not shake up the keg, leaving the beer foamy and flat?

bentley57		2010-05-22 08:42:12 AM

That wood-grain 'bar' look is damn ugly tho'

Ecobuckeye		2010-05-22 08:56:54 AM

haddie: Would that not shake up the keg, leaving the beer foamy and flat?

No, he's in North Carolina. Their roads are smooth as a baby's bottom.

haddie		2010-05-22 09:11:18 AM

Ecobuckeye: haddie: Would that not shake up the keg, leaving the beer foamy and flat?

No, he's in North Carolina. Their roads are smooth as a baby's bottom.

I prefer to drink my beer off of baby's bottoms, so I see where you're coming from.

unfarkingbelievable		2010-05-22 09:13:27 AM

lilbordr: Greetings!
I just found out my car hit the front page of Jalopnik! I would like to thank all the Farkers out there for proving that dreams can come true...even those that put you into a coma!

I respect ingeniousness and humor. Keep up the great work!

You are the reason I really love this site and the majority of people who regularly post.

Veteran of the Cola Wars		2010-05-22 09:16:59 AM

I am impressed.

Next up, let's see who can mount a half keg to a moped and come up with a clever name.

earthworm2.0		2010-05-22 09:27:53 AM

Keg in Jetta in NC = meth lab in 91 Corolla in MO.

/ im just sayin...

Random Discord		2010-05-22 09:31:04 AM

luckyeddie: Perfor8ed: Hey everyone im banging a hot 18 year old!

Translation:

I am currently performing panel-work on a stolen 1992 Buick

+1
LOL

give me doughnuts		2010-05-22 09:42:00 AM

Real men of genius....!

lilbordr		2010-05-22 09:43:03 AM

Hey all. Drew must have spilled beer on the Fark AW filter. I assumed my link wouldn't get green lit and some other more sober/clever farker would get it. The car is actually an 06' GLI. With the current configuration it puts down 255HP and 280Ft-lbs of torque to the wheels (mustang dyno). People keep thinking that I ruined a daily driver. In fact I bought a second trunk lid from a junk yard. It takes about 5 minutes to swap the lids (4 nuts, 2 wires, and the plate). The surface is a wood vinyl I picked up for free from my job with magnetic beer coaster I found on ebay. The beer stays cold and due to me pressurizing the the keg to 40PSI whilst in transport it doesn't foam. I pack the tower with ice to keep the lines cold to prevent foaming. The thing pours like a champ. Here are some more photos which I titled, "Hey look at me! I'm a drunken attention whore".

farm4.static.flickr.com

And to top all my previous AW'ing. Here is a picture of my brewery.

www.pjmuth.org

Disgruntled Goat		2010-05-22 09:56:42 AM

Why is this under the Showbiz tab?

EggFool		2010-05-22 10:10:12 AM

lilbordr: It takes about 5 minutes to swap the lids . The beer stays cold and due to me pressurizing the the keg to 40PSI whilst in transport it doesn't foam. I pack the tower with ice to keep the lines cold to prevent foaming. The thing pours like a champ.

I applaud you, sir. This is hilarious.

frizzantik		2010-05-22 10:14:50 AM

you have cars that new in the junkyard?

TuesdayClub		2010-05-22 10:15:53 AM

This at SoWo???? I wanted to go soooooo bad. Sadly, a PS issue does not allow 7 hour road trips.

DirtyOldGeek		2010-05-22 10:16:03 AM

Nice brewery setup. As a homebrewer myself, I can only say:

I WANT

darkscout		2010-05-22 10:42:10 AM

Story from my dad's college/rugby years:

One of his friend's put a keg in the front of a VW bug ran the hoses into the passenger side of the car. Ran it all off of the spare tire. (These were ruggers, I'm not sure taste mattered much.)

Then again this was the 70s when DUI laws consisted of: "Who's soberest to drive".

RottNDude		2010-05-22 11:10:56 AM

Just wait until the "Check Brew" or "EBC" light comes on for no reason whatsoever and you find out you need a new Brew Management Computer to the tune of $1800.

When you pull the tap, does it cause your passenger power seat to move by itself?

/former VW owner, thank you Honda for saving me from that hell.

luckyeddie		2010-05-22 11:21:36 AM

DirtyOldGeek: Nice brewery setup. As a homebrewer myself, I can only say:

I WANT

Me too, but seeing as I'm a disabled spaz, it's gravity feeds, siphon tubes and the missus's kitchen for me.

devolmann		2010-05-22 11:22:55 AM

Ahh the Ale Camino. I don't see too much of it anymore.

LOGICAL_PSYCHO		2010-05-22 12:42:00 PM

Why Audi wheels?

Greek		2010-05-22 12:58:04 PM

frizzantik: you have cars that new in the junkyard?

What do you think happens to your car when you total it in a crash?

olddinosaur		2010-05-22 01:12:01 PM

I knew a guy once who had a keg in his trunk, and hoses rigged to taps on the dashboard.

He would be driving down the highway, reach into the glovebox and pull a cold draft beer while driving.

Neatest thing I ever saw.

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