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2010-05-21 06:25:12 PM
Jailtime. So easy a caveman could do it
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2010-05-21 06:33:58 PM
Arrested for driving with an out of state license.

what the hell?
 
2010-05-21 06:34:04 PM
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All right, who farted y'all?
 
2010-05-21 06:34:09 PM
No hittable female criminals this week?
 
2010-05-21 06:34:25 PM
The Goddamned Websense at my office is on the fritz. Several times a day, it decides to block sites that were reachable earlier in the day. It's always for the same reason "Streaming Media."

How The Smoking Gun, Huffington Post, Monster.com or Life.com figure under that category is a mystery to me, but for now I can't get in to see the mugshots, a highlight of my BORING AS fark Friday.

Goddamnitsomuch.
 
2010-05-21 06:34:38 PM
Friday mugshot roundup and no tranny...?
 
2010-05-21 06:35:01 PM
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Surprise buttsex!!
 
2010-05-21 06:36:22 PM
dictyboy: No hittable female criminals this week?

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She might clean up nice.
 
2010-05-21 06:36:59 PM
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That's not sexy, that's stretch mark sexy
 
2010-05-21 06:37:16 PM
I'm gonna guess she bribed someone or that's a verrrrrrry old tattoo ....

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2010-05-21 06:37:23 PM
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Andre the Giant has really let himself go.
 
2010-05-21 06:37:51 PM
tweek46420: Arrested for driving with an out of state license.

what the hell?


I was wondering about that myself.
 
2010-05-21 06:39:14 PM
Is Andy Worhol now taking mugshots?
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2010-05-21 06:39:35 PM
Wise_Guy: tweek46420: Arrested for driving with an out of state license.

what the hell?

I was wondering about that myself.


Surely that has to be a mistake or something. Maybe they meant expired license. Why would it be a crime to drive with an out of state license?
 
2010-05-21 06:39:38 PM
dictyboy: No hittable female criminals this week?

I was thinking this was the first time in a long time I see nothing I would hit. There might have been one, but not at this time of day, maybe after midnight.
 
2010-05-21 06:39:40 PM
The ocho is a cutie.
 
2010-05-21 06:39:59 PM
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Cool Story bro!
 
2010-05-21 06:40:40 PM
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She can batter me up any time! ROFLROFLROFL

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She just stole my heart! ROFLROFLROFL
 
2010-05-21 06:40:51 PM
Pickings are slim this week. I'll take the one in tears to console for a while then make her leave.
 
2010-05-21 06:40:55 PM
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2010-05-21 06:41:01 PM
And how's that whole "hiding from the cops" thing working out for you?

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2010-05-21 06:41:33 PM
Stroke_N_Focus: Cool Story bro!

I came here to say that.

I snooze, I lose.
 
2010-05-21 06:42:43 PM
phlegmmo: Jailtime. So easy a caveman could do it

Bam bam goes up and goes bad
 
2010-05-21 06:42:53 PM
Wise_Guy: tweek46420: Arrested for driving with an out of state license.

what the hell?

I was wondering about that myself.


ditto. WTF?

Also, arrested for exceeding the maximum speed limit? Not "reckless driving", just speeding? Really??
 
2010-05-21 06:43:02 PM
Son of Thunder: Stroke_N_Focus: Cool Story bro!

I came here to say that.

I snooze, I lose.


I was worried I wouldnt get it out in time. Stupid clients calling me distracting me from whats important!
 
2010-05-21 06:44:10 PM
Arrested for driving with an out of state license.

It's another legal term for driving while black.

There doing it alot now in Arizona.
 
2010-05-21 06:44:14 PM
Kanemano: phlegmmo: Jailtime. So easy a caveman could do it

Bam bam grows up and goes bad
 
2010-05-21 06:45:16 PM
Lil' Max Meatboots: dictyboy: No hittable female criminals this week?

I was thinking this was the first time in a long time I see nothing I would hit. There might have been one, but not at this time of day, maybe after midnight.


As in "in the dark?"

bim1154: Pickings are slim this week. I'll take the one in tears to console for a while then make her leave.

Tears are only sexy if accompanied by running mascara....
 
2010-05-21 06:45:26 PM
arrested for exceeding the maximum speed limit?

Faster than the speed of light, really?
 
2010-05-21 06:45:44 PM
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Judging by the shirt, maybe they should add child labor to the charges as well
 
2010-05-21 06:46:27 PM
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Man, that hot alien chick from Cocoon really let herself go.

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2010-05-21 06:47:07 PM
tweek46420: Arrested for driving with an out of state license.

what the hell?


I thought the same.
 
2010-05-21 06:47:37 PM
Is it just me or does "Arrested for domestic battery" usually mean a woman?

Also, what's with the ridiculously white teeth?
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2010-05-21 06:48:26 PM
www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com

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The Skinner let his hair grow out?
 
2010-05-21 06:49:36 PM
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Arrested for possession of a controlled substance.

All we know is the controlled substance wasn't,,,

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2010-05-21 06:49:43 PM
"Arrested for exceeding the maximum speed limit."

Maybe he was late for his vasectomy.
After all...if was going to be Impotent. He might as well look Impotent.
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2010-05-21 06:51:06 PM
beerrun: dictyboy: No hittable female criminals this week?



She might clean up nice.


Except for the glass eye, you'd be right.
 
2010-05-21 06:51:08 PM
The red eyed wonder slut that you all call #14 stole my heart.

/another poster said y'all
//if she has the drawl..
///have her bathed and thrown in my yard...and that mexican guy too.
 
2010-05-21 06:52:40 PM
prickle27: "Arrested for exceeding the maximum speed limit."

Maybe he was late for his vasectomy.
After all...if was going to be Impotent. He might as well look Impotent.


I was either going to say this, or something about Carlton from fresh prince....
 
2010-05-21 06:54:21 PM
Lotta' Teabaggy comments in here. Folks who range from those who have apparently never seen a black person before (how white them teef look!) to the classic "impotant" joke which is about as clever as "hold the door hold the door hold the door1".

/Not that the Teabagger movement is racist, just the folks in it.
//I'm sure the monkey-god of Abraham will smite me for casting asparagus.
 
2010-05-21 06:54:28 PM
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2010-05-21 06:55:37 PM
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MOOOOOOONNNN RIIIVERRRRR!!!!!
 
2010-05-21 06:56:10 PM
James F. Campbell: Wise_Guy: tweek46420: Arrested for driving with an out of state license.

what the hell?

I was wondering about that myself.

Surely that has to be a mistake or something. Maybe they meant expired license. Why would it be a crime to drive with an out of state license?


seriously. what the fark?
 
2010-05-21 06:56:35 PM
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2010-05-21 06:58:26 PM
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2010-05-21 06:58:45 PM
Have 6 & 8 bathed and sent to my tent immediately!
 
2010-05-21 06:59:54 PM
Arrested for child molestation, being in the country
illegally.

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Another example why we need control of our borders.
 
2010-05-21 07:00:18 PM
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Matt Frewer? Honey I shrunk the kids?
 
2010-05-21 07:00:53 PM
 
2010-05-21 07:01:08 PM
coachellette: James F. Campbell: Wise_Guy: tweek46420: Arrested for driving with an out of state license.

what the hell?

I was wondering about that myself.

Surely that has to be a mistake or something. Maybe they meant expired license. Why would it be a crime to drive with an out of state license?

seriously. what the fark?


If I had to guess, it might be a state that requires you to obtain an in-state license within X days of moving. (I think Colorado, for example, requires new residents to surrender their old state's license and obtain a Colorado one within 30 days of moving into the state.) In this instance, cop pulls our friend over, he produces an out-of-state license, cop asks how long he's been living in the state, he says something like "a year," bam, ticket/arrest.
 
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