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(The Smoking Gun)   Ron Jeremy arrested on sex-related charge   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 159
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2003-05-19 10:00:30 AM
That's like arresting most of us for breathing.
 
2003-05-19 10:01:13 AM
Sounds like she bit off more than she could chew.

/nothing
 
2003-05-19 10:01:36 AM
Boobies
 
2003-05-19 10:01:37 AM
Where the hell is Ypsilanti?
 
2003-05-19 10:01:39 AM
Bling-bling!!
 
2003-05-19 10:01:45 AM
she was asking for it, wearing all that nothing
 
2003-05-19 10:01:46 AM
"there wasn't enough evidence to prove that the sexual acts were nonconsensual."

just LOOK at the fvcker. there's your evidence.
 
2003-05-19 10:02:07 AM
Their evidence wouldn't stand up in court.
 
2003-05-19 10:02:26 AM
Sounds ridiculous.

/Funny Beezlebob
 
2003-05-19 10:02:31 AM
You would think he would be tired of women by now.....
 
2003-05-19 10:02:40 AM
Ron got horny ???

Honestly.... How can a guy eat a Big Mac after working an 8 hour shift at McDonalds ?
 
2003-05-19 10:02:46 AM
picture of the hedgehog dressed up as mario in

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2003-05-19 10:03:06 AM
Getting thrown out of a strip club blows.
 
2003-05-19 10:03:40 AM
Ron Jeremy could be a sexual deviant?

GET OUTTA TOWN!!!
 
2003-05-19 10:04:20 AM
Is that Joey Buttafuko's brother?
 
2003-05-19 10:06:43 AM
I mean really, she was probably doing an audition and then figured out that it might be more than she could handle.

Besides that is one fugly dude. It would be pretty hard to live down the fact that your first pr0n movie was with teh hedgehog.

Coffee anyone?
 
2003-05-19 10:07:17 AM
How come this guys tallywacker hasn't rotted off by now? He has had it in more skanky holes than a years worth of production at the Tampex factory.
 
2003-05-19 10:07:21 AM
GIS for "Ron Arrested" gives us a Black Jerry Stiller



/inadvertant threadjack
 
2003-05-19 10:08:27 AM
Too bad they're not pursuing this, it could be a real big case.


/got nothing.
 
2003-05-19 10:09:30 AM
Cola, How can you say that??
 
2003-05-19 10:09:34 AM
it's no wonder they released him,way too penis envy with him there.
 
2003-05-19 10:09:37 AM
I respect anyone who has had a career as interesting as his, but I've never been able to see just why he was deemed pornworthy to begin with. Anyone?
 
2003-05-19 10:09:39 AM
Actually, there is a documentary about Ron Jeremy out on DVD that's surprisingly good and highly entertaining (it's not porn based, but you see some shots of his bait and tackle). The guy is a cheapskate who uses plastic grocery bags for luggage, has problems with narcolepsy and his father is a physicist.
 
2003-05-19 10:09:54 AM
if convicted, jeremy could get 7-9.
 
2003-05-19 10:10:03 AM
Yeah, Beezlebob, he might not be terribly attractive, but what "reputable" pr0n star (who isn't exclusively lesbian in genre) hasn't been with Ron Jeremy?
 
2003-05-19 10:10:24 AM
Lack of evidence in this case probably means, someone put the lean on any witnesses, and anyone who might have had surveillance footage. Porno industry = mafia owned, mafia run.
 
2003-05-19 10:10:26 AM
 
2003-05-19 10:10:55 AM
Generation sex respects the rights of girls
Who want to take their clothes off
As long as we can all watch that's OK

And generation sex elects the type of guys
You wouldn't leave your kids with
And shouts "off with their heads" if they get laid

Lovers watch their backs as hacks in macs
Take snaps through telephoto lenses
Chase Mercedes Benz'es through the night

A mourning nation weeps and wails
But keeps the sales of evil tabloids healthy
The poor protect the wealthy in this world

Generation sex injects the sperm of worms
Into the eggs of field mice
So you can look real nice for the boys

And generation sex is me and you
And we should really all know better
It doesn't really matter what you say
 
2003-05-19 10:11:08 AM
Leeds

When he was younger he could perform oral on himself like a dog from what I have heard.
 
2003-05-19 10:11:17 AM
Wow, I thought this was a new arrest, turns out that it was just telling us about the arrest that we had the aricle last week announcing his release.

This wouldn't really be a follow-up, do we need a tag for "prequel"?

3Horn
 
2003-05-19 10:11:21 AM
"but I've never been able to see just why he was deemed pornworthy to begin with. Anyone?"

He actually was that nasty looking when he was younger.. hairy yes.. but all 70's pornstars were.
 
2003-05-19 10:11:29 AM
he's so gross you WOULD HAVE to be paid to have sex w/ him.
 
2003-05-19 10:12:06 AM
St.Alfonzo:

I can't swear to it, of course, but you have to think part of the reason Cola plays for the other team is because there's men like Ron out there.

Ron Jeremy: Giving Men Hope, and Women Fear, Since 1972.
 
2003-05-19 10:12:41 AM
I hope this doesn't affect his ability to find gainful employment...
 
2003-05-19 10:13:33 AM
Bark: There's a clip in the aforementioned documentary. Apparently now he can just touch it- aging has left him less...flexible.
 
2003-05-19 10:13:56 AM
"totally nude couch dances and topless tableside dances!"

Yes, she is indeed a pilar of the community. She should be believed. I firmly believe that she is not only telling the truth, but I also believe that she is a virgin. And as any red-blooded American boy knows, NONE of these "dancers" are there because they want too. They are just doing it for a short time while they work their way through _____________.

A. Medical School
B. Nursing School
C. Law School

Give me a break.

/Rant
 
2003-05-19 10:14:18 AM
05-19-03 10:09:37 AM Leeds
I respect anyone who has had a career as interesting as his, but I've never been able to see just why he was deemed pornworthy to begin with. Anyone?


3 words: Big Giant Cock


Plus, he started in the 70's, before the concept of being "too ugly to fark" was widely understood.
 
2003-05-19 10:14:31 AM
oops. missed an L
 
2003-05-19 10:16:22 AM
Leeds: Also, apparently, he's just a nice guy with a decent work ethic. Doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink, friendly to cast and crew. And he can maintain wood without medication, which I'd imagine to be a plus.
 
2003-05-19 10:16:29 AM
There is no sex in the champagne room.
 
2003-05-19 10:16:41 AM
I thought Jenna Jameson hasn't done a movie with Ron. From what I hear she only does like 5 guys or something. I'm sure other "actresses" are quite similiar in their practices also.

I think I know too much about this subject.
 
2003-05-19 10:16:54 AM
Can you imagine Ron Jeremy in a federal penitentiary?

Yeah, that karma...I hear that it can be a biatch...
 
2003-05-19 10:17:46 AM
I watched some of Ron's old movies a while back. What was up with all the pub hair? You would need a weedwacker to find the target.
 
2003-05-19 10:18:55 AM
Beezlebob: You think you know too much? I'm a chick and I'm sitting here rattling off Ron Jeremy facts like they're on flash cards.
 
2003-05-19 10:19:02 AM
But you have to admit:

Ron Jeremy is the Great White Hope.
 
2003-05-19 10:19:28 AM
RedfordRenegade: Ypsilanti is just east of Ann Arbor. I live there, actually about 2 and a half blocks north of Deja Vu. I have been there a couple times. Its a pretty cool place and have actually thought about doing amateur night
 
2003-05-19 10:19:43 AM
RedfordRenegade: Ypsilanti is right outside Ann Arbor, which is about 40 minutes outside of Detroit.
 
2003-05-19 10:19:55 AM
Is Mo Rocca really this tan??? He looks different here.
 
2003-05-19 10:20:04 AM
did anyone else notice that the article said the charges were dropped because there was no proof that it was "nonconsensual"? don't they mean non consentual?
I know it's just a typo, but it brings a whole new meaning to the word...

"it was non consenusal....he just dropped trow and went to town then left...no romance or anything"
 
2003-05-19 10:20:43 AM
here's the website so you know what I'm talking about, it was also in a banner ad on this article....
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/tsgtvshow1.html
 
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