shiat. I'm going to have to make other arrangements for lighting my grill.

We taste really yummy wrapped in bacon, though.

Magic is not real, people.

Atheist here.

I went to church with some friends a few months ago, and they were really surprised.

Why can't I go and enjoy their company and a good sermon?

It was as if I were to have started shouting and screaming every time the word god was mentioned...

On March 11, Rodriguez was in her classroom discussing her disbelief in God and the Bible with students when the alleged incident took place.

Separation of church and state would cover this as well. Everyone in this story is an asshole.

I wonder if they were expecting that...

But they do float on water. And what else floats on water?

A duck.

... and we broke their site.

It is as if the water has no additional magic power whatsoever...

No, but sfltimes's server bursts into flames when sprinkled with Fark.

replace holy water with lighter fluid.

But if God were real, wouldn't they?

Therefore, there is no God.

Q.E.D.

Atheist vampires on the other hand...

Fish!: ... and we broke their site.

Maybe somebody sprinkled Holy Water on their server...

Holy water only affects evilly aligned creatures or undead. If the atheist in question is evil or undead holy water will affect them. BUT! Just because they are atheist doesn't mean they are evil.

Link farked.

That's because it's just water.

Some priest talking to it doesn't give it magical properties to burn rational thinkers.

site farked, anyone care to tell us WTF you're all talking about?

Farker visits sprinkled on a server however...

wpmulligan

But they do float on water. And what else floats on water?

Small rocks?

The Angry Hand of God: On March 11, Rodriguez was in her classroom discussing her disbelief in God and the Bible with students when the alleged incident took place.

Separation of church and state would cover this as well. Everyone in this story is an asshole.

Came here to post this too. I've been an atheist all my life, but I think if I were a parent I would still be troubled to hear that she was discussing that during class time.

we have special powers against the mysticisms of religion

schattenteufel: Some priest talking to it doesn't give it magical properties

INFIDEL! HEATHEN! ATHEIST!

My dad got sprinkled with holy water every year on Easter, IIRC (which was the only day he ever went to church with us). Didn't burst into flames, or melt, or flinch. In fact, I just figured he was agnostic until a few year ago when I asked (apparently my grandmother was agnostic, he's just atheist).

This crap doesn't really surprise me in the slightest, though. When you think you have a 'mandate from God' to save people... I had a coworker who kept trying to get me to go to her church with her until I came to work one day with Ash Wednesday ashes on my forehead (one of the few times I will go to church... I'm essentially my dad now). After I got 3 or 4 comments about 'stuff on my forehead', I explained what it was, and she muttered '666' under her breath as I was walking away. On the plus side, she got disciplined but never bothered to recruit me again since apparently I was lost to the Anti-Christ already or something. Good times. Really. Especially listening to her management-required 'apology' where she tried to explain that she said something completely nonsensical, and was just misheard. That was pretty hilarious.


"According to my client, Mrs. Rainer, and the students who witnessed it, this simply never happened," McCray said.

Yep, same thing. If you're going to be a douchebag trying to push your religion on everyone else, at least don't deny it when someone calls you out on your shiat. That's pathetic AND irritating, instead of just irritating.

Oh thank god! Wait...

mandingueiro: replace holy water with lighter fluid.

WHERE DID THE LIGHTER FLUID COME FROM?

shiat... anyone knows we're deathly allergic to frankincense.

But seriously, I attend Catholic mass to appease my mum twice a year (as often as she goes) and I've never caught fire. Almost fell asleep once, and damn near vomited all over the place whilst nursing a hangover, but never caught fire.

FarkinHostile

Holy water only affects evilly aligned creatures or undead. If the atheist in question is evil or undead holy water will affect them. BUT! Just because they are atheist doesn't mean they are evil.


The pleasant ones are lawful neutral. The improvident lackwit AWs are chaotic neutral.

Sin_City_Superhero: Ponzholio: However they do burst into flames when you sprinkle them with kerosene and ignite them... Although the same could be said for turtles too.

You can sprinkle turtles on people and set them on fire? I did not know that.


Since it's turtles all the way down, you'd just have to find one at the appropriate depth.

Anyone have a formula for determining the thermal qualities of a turtle 20 layers under?

F42: site farked, anyone care to tell us WTF you're all talking about?

Well, it's Fark, so near as I can tell some Christian(s), who are always doing irrational and unintelligent things, did something stupid to an atheist or atheists, who are always rational, intelligent, well-adjusted types.

Well, there goes THAT theory...

/What if they weigh as much as a duck?

Site is down.

I blame the Joomlas.

LittleBlondeJug: Atheist here.

I went to church with some friends a few months ago, and they were really surprised.

Why can't I go and enjoy their company and a good sermon?

It was as if I were to have started shouting and screaming every time the word god was mentioned...

A couple of my best friends believe in god, and I'm okay with that. Sometimes I DO wonder how I don't think they're complete idiots, though.

You don't have to believe in god or gods to believe in the concepts of good/evil or love/hate. You don't have to be Christian to do good, and you don't have to be an atheist or Satanist to do evil.

Joomla!

/hates Joomla.