Thats 3,649 more then i can do

Applexcore is into Bukakae.

yeah... but.... why?

Christ! remind me not to piss in his pint!

I can do 60 in 60 seconds. Is that good? Of course I can't put my shirt on for a week afterwards.

Applexcore is into Bukakae.

who is into japanese facial fetishes?

/far more intresting than push ups.

See what you can accomplish when your father mentally tortures you at the age of 12!

HappyDaddy:- He was faster than that and kept going for an hour. Presumably, he couldn't put his shirt on for a month.

Sad fact is I probably won't do that many in my entire lifetime. Yet I don't feel too bad about it.

Ha! In Sovietsky Russiasky we have men who can do more then 4000!

What is the record number of bukkake facials in one hour?

I think there was an entire japanese village that did one woman..that would be....sticky.

HappyDaddy:

Seriously. After 100 push-ups, it's impossible to bend your arms enough to wash your hair for 2 days.

Even if you could do 3000 push-ups, most people would probably get motion sickness from doing them faster than one a second for that long.

Now he can get that job he's always wanted with this on his resume.

Hey, I live in Mufreesboro TN, this is Bullshiat, he only did 3668, lieing sack o' shiat, he got to that last one and stoped, and cried like a little girl and when home...

/i've had too much coffee

Hmmm I wonder how long it will be before this guy can wipe his ass again.

GIS for 'push up.' (It was a lame thread anyway.)

'My father asked me how many push-ups I could do, and then he beat me.'

what great parenting...

Anti_Freak_Machine you know he probably didn't break the plane. amature. I wish I could have been there to shout zero! zero! zero!

My chest is still on fire from a chest workout on Saturday. This guy probably can't move and is constantly having someone rub Tiger Balm all over his upper body.

Now see what the ab's master can do for YOU!

"Dad, I beat the world record for push-ups!"

"Well, that's okay son, but I can do more sit-ups than you. You're pathetic."

"I'll make you proud of me yet, Dad!" (tears streaming down face)

Badger:- WTF is that thing on the right? It looks like it has jumbo monster nads and a single tit.

That's the beauty of bukake, no pushups required, just good hand eye coordination.

The rest of the world sat eating Cheetos and watched.

i bet if its ever on tv or you get to see it, its just a blur, good work fella

Wow -- that's fairly impressive. It would've taken me at least an hour and fifteen minutes.

I can do 10. Big improvement from 2 months ago when I could do 0.
/proud of myself

Whales have a 12 foot penis and thier testies weigh tons. They also shoot gallons of sperm. Yup.

Why didn't someone tell him the woman had gone?

im surprised people waited around long enough to count ..

/looks around

Rbaron
That's funny as shat!

Jack Palance surrenders?

How, why would someone do that, I think he needs to seek psychatric help. Someone talk to him about childhood trauma.

As for the whale thing, the fact that you know that is just sick!

Hell, I could do that many in a year. Geez. Wuss.

I'm trying to do the math here without the benefit of coffee, caffeine, or other assorted drugs. Let's see... 60 seconds in a minute * 60 minutes in an hour = 360, right? so does that mean he was doing roughly 10 pushups a second? Either this is some kinda joke, or i am still asleep, or both. Someone help me out, i can't deal with this!!11!

Ender...60*60=3600. So he was doing slightly more than 1 pushup per second, not 10.

*slap* damn internal calculator!! damn you to heck!

durr.... i am out for some coffee... later

pesky extra 0's... fat lot of good they do anyone...

Bullshiat...1 push up for an hour straight my ass. I wonder what they consider a 'push-up'.

err meant to say 1 push up a second for an hour straight...

I'm with icehousedesigns. I reckon they were those girly on your knees pushups.

gis for "tom sikes"

(something tells me this isn't the guy)

His feat was part of a fund-raiser for the Boy Scouts of America and a United Way program.


Well I guess United Way and the B.S.A. did not part company after the decsion by the courts to let the B.S.A. prevent homosexuals from being allowed to join.

EnderWiggin

I'd stick to the military strategy and leave the maths to the computers.

Old news. Fark just reported some other dude matched his feat. See new topic. Still no cure for bukake.