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(NJ.com)   Pimp sentenced to 18 years in prison, but that news pales in comparison to the most amazing hairstyle you will ever see. Ever   (nj.com) divider line 192
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2010-05-21 08:47:29 AM
CrazedHatter: n00bt00b: Unimpressed

Holy shiat... is that -real-? That's freaky...


I think so. I've seen it floating around for a few years and it doesn't look 'shorped to me.
 
2010-05-21 08:47:48 AM
vaderstg: ciberido: When you saw his face?

Not a trace of doubt in his mind.


Now you're a believer?
 
2010-05-21 08:49:39 AM
img710.imageshack.us

'You are one ugly motherfarker.'
 
2010-05-21 08:51:02 AM
offacue: vaderstg: ciberido: When you saw his face?

Not a trace of doubt in his mind.

Now you're a believer?


I thought this was only true in fairly tales
 
2010-05-21 08:51:19 AM
Donald Trump should get that do.
 
2010-05-21 08:52:36 AM
www.likecool.com
or
that haircut from High School High with the car chase in it. Couldn't find a picture, sorry
 
2010-05-21 08:53:22 AM
Addicted to Coffee: Personally I like this photo. Look at his eyebrows and beard. Spectacular.

I wonder what his pubic hair looks like.




Just GIS 'demi moore bush'
 
2010-05-21 08:55:01 AM
Pimpin' is hard when da biatch keep unpluggin' my droud...
 
2010-05-21 08:55:58 AM
Taggert added that one woman who refused become a prostitute was handcuffed to a bed and forced to take heroin until she became addicted.


That's whole new level of evil. Toss him in jail forever and ever and ever.
 
2010-05-21 08:57:10 AM
Addicted to Coffee: Personally I like this photo. Look at his eyebrows and beard. Spectacular.

I wonder what his pubic hair looks like.


Thanks for that visual...
 
2010-05-21 08:58:13 AM
Krymson Tyde: Addicted to Coffee: Personally I like this photo. Look at his eyebrows and beard. Spectacular.

[dude puking beer out of his nose]

But then I was like


Ah, I love that pic. Probably the first "check out this funny picture!" email I ever got.

/My lawn...
 
2010-05-21 08:59:54 AM
Blasphemous Knave: His hair is an eldritch horror a hairnet, your argument is invalid.

FTFY.

How could he be a pimp if he looks like he works at a cafeteria?
 
2010-05-21 09:00:02 AM
dahmers love zombie: Of course it's all wavy like that. His antenna's not pointed up.

Despite much win that follows, over in one.
 
2010-05-21 09:00:05 AM
GilRuiz1: Taggert added that one woman who refused become a prostitute was handcuffed to a bed and forced to take heroin until she became addicted.


That's whole new level of evil. Toss him in jail forever and ever and ever.


See guys, you're doing it wrong. Don't buy them a drink, don't buy them flowers or candy. Handcuff them to the bed and inject heroine into them. And she'll be yours forever.
 
2010-05-21 09:00:40 AM
"His hair was styled exquisitely"

mikeruel.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-05-21 09:00:55 AM
old news, been done before
www.tvscoop.tv
 
2010-05-21 09:01:00 AM
How do you send a man with such style and grace away to jail for so long...
 
2010-05-21 09:01:15 AM
Sgt Otter: Krymson Tyde: Addicted to Coffee: Personally I like this photo. Look at his eyebrows and beard. Spectacular.

[dude puking beer out of his nose]

But then I was like

Ah, I love that pic. Probably the first "check out this funny picture!" email I ever got.

/My lawn...


I got mod/min pwned!
 
2010-05-21 09:01:24 AM
Taggert added that one woman who refused become a prostitute was handcuffed to a bed and forced to take heroin until she became addicted.

That's whole new level of evil. Toss him in jail forever and ever and ever.

I'm old enough to remember some ModSquad episode wherein Link was given a similar treatment and it involved some trippy sequences...

/like I said, I'm OLD...
 
2010-05-21 09:01:43 AM
Came for hair-copter, leaving satisfied.

...right after I inform you that Windmill beard is also unimpressed.

pahcfiles.com

...oh, and Sail-Hair Man...

hairchi.com
 
2010-05-21 09:02:06 AM
i981.photobucket.com

i981.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-21 09:02:17 AM
img534.imageshack.us
 
2010-05-21 09:04:12 AM
bump: Taggert added that one woman who refused become a prostitute was handcuffed to a bed and forced to take heroin until she became addicted.

That's whole new level of evil. Toss him in jail forever and ever and ever.

I'm old enough to remember some ModSquad episode wherein Link was given a similar treatment and it involved some trippy sequences...

/like I said, I'm OLD...


I'm old enough to remember the films they showed us in gym class to try and keep us from doing drugs back then. Their interpretation of what a "trip" was like never really compared to the ones I had. Mine were more fun.
I remember when "The Mod Squad" came out. I was in the 8th grade. Yea... I'm old too.
 
2010-05-21 09:04:44 AM
Brown, aka Prince, was shocked at the length of the sentence. "18 years?" Brown blurted out in court when Callahan announced the sentence.

"This will take you to your 60th birthday until you see the light of day" said Callahan. "The facts of this case are horrendous. They are vast."

Brown, 48, who authorities say operating the ring out of a home on Lyon Avenue in the upscale development on the Hackensack River, was sentenced to 10 years for racketeering and eight years for extortion.


Okay, so math may not be my strong suit, but if he's 48 now, and you add 18 years, that puts you at 66 years old. Why did the judge say he wouldnt see the light of day till his 60th birthday?

I'm thinking Probation-- but the article didnt mention anything about that. Either that or the judge is so dumb, it must have been the same one I had over my child custody battle.

/unemployed mother with a two-time drug dealer felon as a step father is better fit as a parental figure for a child than a decorated Air Force veteran. Still blows my mind.
 
2010-05-21 09:04:58 AM
eddyatwork: Mug a guy on the street, get three months.
Rob a liquor store, get two years.
Infringe on the white people's racketeering, get ten years.
Be a CEO who farks up so badly the government bails you out, get a bonus.


Pimps deserve the death penalty
 
2010-05-21 09:06:40 AM
Dahmer's Love Zombie is on fire. Two classics in one thread.

Saving that hand-dryer. Will give props.
 
2010-05-21 09:06:44 AM
trancemission: Was a bit shocked at the sentence, until I RTFA and realized that some of the girls were 17.

"Selling's legal; f*cking's legal; why isn't selling f*cking legal?" -George Carlin


Even where prostitution is legal, pimping and associated activities are not. This guy was basically a slave master, that's why he got 18 years. This guy is righteous trash.

If he was just running a hooker bar mmm I mean strip club where the girls are basically free to go as they please he would have just lost his liquor license and maybe get couple of years for running a brothel where prostitution is illegal.

I agree with you that legalizing prostitution would help eliminate guys like this.
 
2010-05-21 09:06:58 AM
Wow. Words just aren't coming to me to describe the level of humor/horror.
 
2010-05-21 09:07:49 AM
FTFA: "It's all lies, " Veronica Brown said after the sentencing. She said her brother was trying to help the women who were already drug-addicted prostitutes.

Oh. In that case, this is a tragic loss for society.

Just when I thought those retards from "Jersey Shore" were the most ridiculous thing to come out of New Jersey, this guy shows up. WTF are they putting in the water down there?
 
2010-05-21 09:08:20 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2010-05-21 09:08:50 AM
"when he pleaded guilty in early April."

I'm not much of a grammar nazi, but that was pretty horrendous...
 
2010-05-21 09:11:06 AM
I'd tack on 10 more years for that hair
 
2010-05-21 09:13:01 AM
Sergeant Crash: Okay, so math may not be my strong suit, but if he's 48 now, and you add 18 years, that puts you at 66 years old. Why did the judge say he wouldnt see the light of day till his 60th birthday?

That's when he might be eligible for parole.
 
2010-05-21 09:15:06 AM
That's nothing, you should see his hoes.

img717.imageshack.us
 
2010-05-21 09:15:56 AM
This is exactly what a real life super-villain looks like.

I can envision Batman dangling him off a ledge.
 
2010-05-21 09:16:46 AM
Ruby rod.jpg
 
2010-05-21 09:17:30 AM
I'm always one to give credit where credit is due, that must take a LOT of maintenance.
 
2010-05-21 09:18:12 AM
bim1154: He may have traded that nose bling for something.

Hair styling apparently.
 
2010-05-21 09:19:02 AM
FIFA: "when he pleaded guilty in early April."

I'm not much of a grammar nazi, but that was pretty horrendous...


um...what's wrong with "pleaded"?
pleaded or pled would be acceptable
 
2010-05-21 09:19:46 AM
Kona_Bean: That's nothing, you should see his hoes.

I would like to see her pubic hair...
 
2010-05-21 09:20:07 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-05-21 09:20:51 AM
That's a lot of work to look retarded.
 
2010-05-21 09:21:21 AM
I am requesting...nay, I am DEMANDING a Photoshop contest based on this fine individual.

/no skillz
 
2010-05-21 09:22:07 AM
That's not a pimp...

THIS is a pimp:

sebersole.files.wordpress.com

/right?
 
2010-05-21 09:22:24 AM
Looking at the org chart in the slide show, I think those are his 'facilitators' sitting behind him in court. I'm curious as to why they're not in County jumpsuits right next to him.
 
2010-05-21 09:22:26 AM
Yeah, right subby... another "ca-raaaazy" haircut, right?

::clicks link::

OH shiat, son! You weren't lyin'!

/Because a pimp's love is different from that of a square's
 
2010-05-21 09:22:53 AM
Poppyale: gis demi moore bush


Holy farking hell. I wish I had not done that.
 
2010-05-21 09:23:26 AM
only smart people wear their hair that way
 
2010-05-21 09:24:35 AM
I hope he gets put in general population and three guys in his prison hear the story.

/ dead, or a Richard Speck replay?
// karma's a surgical steel biatch
 
2010-05-21 09:24:43 AM
His hoes weren't working for THEIR money, they were working for HIS mondy, do you know what I am saying?
 
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