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(San Francisco 49ers)   Bible-Borg school teacher hands out plush fetus dolls to elementary school students as anti-abortion message. Bonus: "Squooshy" used in article   (hamptonroads.com) divider line 235
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2010-05-21 08:11:28 AM
FTA:

The teacher, who asked for anonymity to avoid retaliation from the school for speaking out...

It's disturbing to see," said the parent. She asked not to be named so that her daughter wouldn't be vulnerable to retribution at school.


It's nice to see how the pro-liars can bully people like this, including a child. WWJD indeed.
 
2010-05-21 08:12:47 AM
soft, in pink and brown, and about 4 inches long

The water was cold. Cut me some slack.
 
2010-05-21 08:23:10 AM
FTA...Plastic human fetus dolls - soft, in pink and brown, and about 4 inches long

Milton N. Greene, Oakwood's PTA president, said he hadn't seen the figures but that another parent told him it was not a fetus - but rather a doll used to show kids how big they are at birth.


Regarding the second statement...either that parent is stupid or has no idea what the length of a typical newborn is. A full term newborn is usually in the 20 inches+ in length range, not 4 inches.
 
2010-05-21 08:28:12 AM
eddyatwork: It's nice to see how the pro-liars can bully people like this, including a child. WWJD indeed.

They wouldn't be Christians if they weren't threatening retribution on people who disagree with them.
 
2010-05-21 08:44:01 AM
Bathia_Mapes: FTA...Plastic human fetus dolls - soft, in pink and brown, and about 4 inches long

Milton N. Greene, Oakwood's PTA president, said he hadn't seen the figures but that another parent told him it was not a fetus - but rather a doll used to show kids how big they are at birth.


Regarding the second statement...either that parent is stupid or has no idea what the length of a typical newborn is. A full term newborn is usually in the 20 inches+ in length range, not 4 inches.


We're presuming they are humans and not kangaroos.
 
2010-05-21 08:54:55 AM
For the hypocrites who conveniently decide that life "begins" only when sperm meets egg, I say "shame!" -You look away when viable, living human eggs are discarded; you say nothing when a young boy commits genocide into a tissue, then blithely flushes the victims away. Your selective pro-life stance may give you some smug comfort, but wake up! All around you potential humans are being destroyed en masse. And good people do nothing, because it would be too hard.

/it's not a jizz stain, it's a child
 
2010-05-21 08:58:05 AM
Il Douchey: you say nothing when a young boy commits genocide into a tissue, then blithely flushes the victims away

That seems like an awfully big waste of water.

\And, yeah, they do have a problem with masturbation
 
2010-05-21 09:03:57 AM
Il Douchey: For the hypocrites who conveniently decide that life "begins" only when sperm meets egg, I say "shame!" -You look away when viable, living human eggs are discarded; you say nothing when a young boy commits genocide into a tissue, then blithely flushes the victims away. Your selective pro-life stance may give you some smug comfort, but wake up! All around you potential humans are being destroyed en masse. And good people do nothing, because it would be too hard.

/it's not a jizz stain, it's a child


img.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-21 09:08:25 AM
If I had one of those growing inside me I'd insist on getting it cut out. Immediately.
 
2010-05-21 09:28:53 AM
Great lesson. The beanie babies will all end up in the trash, just like their encumbering prom babies will be, a few years down the road.
 
2010-05-21 09:43:11 AM
brap: Great lesson. The beanie babies will all end up in the trash, just like their encumbering prom babies will be, a few years down the road.

thumbnails.hulu.com

/oblig
 
2010-05-21 09:44:08 AM
I had one of those plastic fetus dolls, but it ended up getting stuck in the vacuum cleaner. I had to use a coat hanger to fish it out.
 
2010-05-21 09:47:32 AM
At least it wasn't an ACLU copy of the Constitution.
 
2010-05-21 09:47:46 AM
Yes, because if you can't use logic and reasoning to convince people to turn to your side... you may as well use scare tactics against children in the hopes of traumatizing them so much they can't help but be swayed by emotion to your side. This is how PETA works. It's a disgusting tactic. And it really speaks volumes about your personal beliefs if the only way you feel you can convince people to join your side is to indoctrinate them with nonsense when they are too young to understand or properly weight it.
 
2010-05-21 09:53:52 AM
Talon: Yes, because if you can't use logic and reasoning to convince people to turn to your side... you may as well use scare tactics against children in the hopes of traumatizing them so much they can't help but be swayed by emotion to your side. This is how PETA works. It's a disgusting tactic. And it really speaks volumes about your personal beliefs if the only way you feel you can convince people to join your side is to indoctrinate them with nonsense when they are too young to understand or properly weight it.

So, you've heard of Sunday School.
 
2010-05-21 09:58:45 AM
Talon: Yes, because if you can't use logic and reasoning to convince people to turn to your side... you may as well use scare tactics against children in the hopes of traumatizing them so much they can't help but be swayed by emotion to your side. This is how PETA religion works. It's a disgusting tactic. And it really speaks volumes about your personal beliefs if the only way you feel you can convince people to join your side is to indoctrinate them with nonsense when they are too young to understand or properly weight it.

FTFY.
 
2010-05-21 10:03:34 AM
What a Squooshy may look like:

www.veghead.com

or, with a better GIS term...

cache.gawker.com
 
2010-05-21 10:04:02 AM
Merkin For The Weekend: I had one of those plastic fetus dolls, but it ended up getting stuck in the vacuum cleaner. I had to use a coat hanger to fish it out.

You disgust me, you magnificent bastard.
 
2010-05-21 10:05:29 AM
Merkin For The Weekend: I had one of those plastic fetus dolls, but it ended up getting stuck in the vacuum cleaner. I had to use a coat hanger to fish it out.

anandvrao.files.wordpress.com

Gold!!!
 
2010-05-21 10:11:54 AM
Merkin For The Weekend: Talon: Yes, because if you can't use logic and reasoning to convince people to turn to your side... you may as well use scare tactics against children in the hopes of traumatizing them so much they can't help but be swayed by emotion to your side. This is how PETA religion works. It's a disgusting tactic. And it really speaks volumes about your personal beliefs if the only way you feel you can convince people to join your side is to indoctrinate them with nonsense when they are too young to understand or properly weight it.

FTFY.


Well yeah, I was heavily implying that. The reference to PETA was because they frequently do things exactly like this and get a lot of shiat for it (e.g. giving kids comics about how mommy butchers bunnies showing dead bloody bunnies while they beg for their lives and such).
 
2010-05-21 10:57:30 AM
Bible-Borg

Unavailable for comment:

i.imgur.com
 
2010-05-21 10:58:56 AM
Those things would fit perfectly in the leather pouch of a wrist-rocket slingshot.

Baby bullets!
 
2010-05-21 10:59:27 AM
Talon: Yes, because if you can't use logic and reasoning to convince people to turn to your side... you may as well use scare tactics against children in the hopes of traumatizing them so much they can't help but be swayed by emotion to your side. This is how PETA works. It's a disgusting tactic. And it really speaks volumes about your personal beliefs if the only way you feel you can convince people to join your side is to indoctrinate them with nonsense when they are too young to understand or properly weight it.

Most people never do learn to think critically, so indoctrination is all that really works.
 
2010-05-21 10:59:59 AM
RIP SQUIGGY

www.judithgeiger.com
 
2010-05-21 11:01:23 AM
I'm waiting for the right wingers who were OUTRAGED about the movie Sicko being used in a class of high school seniors to show up here...
 
2010-05-21 11:01:41 AM
Merkin For The Weekend: I had one of those plastic fetus dolls, but it ended up getting stuck in the vacuum cleaner. I had to use a coat hanger to fish it out.

You get a gold-plated Intranet for this!
 
2010-05-21 11:05:29 AM
www.roswell-record.com
 
2010-05-21 11:08:12 AM
pwhp_67: I'm waiting for the right wingers who were OUTRAGED about the movie Sicko being used in a class of high school seniors to show up here...

My social studies teacher had us watch Outfoxed senior year.

//I recommend seeing it
 
2010-05-21 11:09:29 AM
Il Douchey: For the hypocrites who conveniently decide that life "begins" only when sperm meets egg, I say "shame!" -You look away when viable, living human eggs are discarded; you say nothing when a young boy commits genocide into a tissue, then blithely flushes the victims away. Your selective pro-life stance may give you some smug comfort, but wake up! All around you potential humans are being destroyed en masse. And good people do nothing, because it would be too hard.

/it's not a jizz stain, it's a child



0/10. You won't get any bites with that one. Try a little harder next time.
 
2010-05-21 11:09:51 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I've got the entire collection.
 
2010-05-21 11:09:52 AM
Wtf, Websense - "Proxy Avoidance"? Curse you!
 
2010-05-21 11:09:53 AM
Evangelical Pro-Lifers are farking retarded assholes for expousing their views to kids. I say we outta pass out dolls of the Baby Jesus being raped by Satan to try and balance the message
 
2010-05-21 11:10:35 AM
Why don't they just hand out King Cakes? They have little plastic fetuses in them already; and King Cakes are festive and tasty!

/eat your fetus
 
2010-05-21 11:10:46 AM
4 inches is about 3 or 4 months, IIRC
 
2010-05-21 11:12:35 AM
Vacation Bible School: I've got the entire collection.


Me too!


Mine are in pickle jars...
 
2010-05-21 11:13:21 AM
Give my kid a fetus doll, Teach. I dare you.

\I will beat your a$$ with it
\\Jail be damned
 
2010-05-21 11:16:53 AM
HowAboutNo: Bible-Borg

Unavailable for comment:



My wife uses that term to refer to the Baptist drones here in the Shallow South who regularly appear at our door to tell us we're going to Hell if we don't come to their church.

/You will be assimilated
//Resistance is futile
 
2010-05-21 11:17:21 AM
eddyatwork: FTA:

The teacher, who asked for anonymity to avoid retaliation from the school for speaking out...

It's disturbing to see," said the parent. She asked not to be named so that her daughter wouldn't be vulnerable to retribution at school.


It's nice to see how the pro-liars can bully people like this, including a child. WWJD indeed.


Ummmmm.... A careful reading of the article puts the lie to your little anti-Christian rant. It appears that both the teacher and the student are afraid of retribution:

"The teacher, who asked for anonymity to avoid retaliation from the school for speaking out"

..said the parent. She asked not to be named so that her daughter wouldn't be vulnerable to retribution at school."

And a quick Google check, http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&q=Oakwo od+Elementary+School+virginia, gives...

Search Results
1. Oakwood Elementary School
maps.google.com
900 Asbury Avenue
Norfolk, VA 23513-2899
(757) 852-4570

...as the first result. A quick call there resulted in a disappointing call with an illiterate-sounding black-sounding woman who told me repeatedly and robotically to "direct all questions Downtown," So, yeah, public school. So, in response to your silly, stupid and misdirected WWJD?, I say WWDD? (What Would Darwin Do?).

Oh, and for your moronic post and not RTFA (or at least being able to comprehend it), you should lose at least three Internets.
 
2010-05-21 11:17:22 AM
Not safe for work (new window).
 
2010-05-21 11:17:47 AM
tnpir: brap: Great lesson. The beanie babies will all end up in the trash, just like their encumbering prom babies will be, a few years down the road.



/oblig


"Prom Night Dumpster Baby" is the least funny musical number ever on Family Guy.

/Not pro-life
//Not pro-choice
///Not a breeder
/You guys knock that shiat off
 
2010-05-21 11:18:41 AM
The Icelander: eddyatwork: It's nice to see how the pro-liars can bully people like this, including a child. WWJD indeed.

They wouldn't be Christians if they weren't threatening retribution on people who disagree with them.


Looks like you also join the moron club. See my post above.
 
2010-05-21 11:20:33 AM
"As a parent, I choose to teach my children about those things later in life," she added. "I did not sign a waiver for my daughter to be given a fetus."

I wonder how many 30-year-old grandmothers have said that very same thing...
 
2010-05-21 11:21:54 AM
is the doll more or less anatomically correct? how is a fetus model a pro-life tool? i mean besides the information card.

for that matter, you could just as well construe it as a pro-abortion tool, since you're basically encouraging the kids to squish (kill) a fetus).
 
2010-05-21 11:23:37 AM
chriscapoccia: is the doll more or less anatomically correct? how is a fetus model a pro-life tool? i mean besides the information card.

It looks like they take a term fetus and just scale it down to smaller sizes. So no, not anatomically correct.
 
2010-05-21 11:23:50 AM
Talon: Yes, because if you can't use logic and reasoning to convince people to turn to your side... you may as well use scare tactics against children in the hopes of traumatizing them so much they can't help but be swayed by emotion to your side. This is how PETA the Obama administration and the entire Dimocratic machine works. It's a disgusting tactic. And it really speaks volumes about your personal beliefs if the only way you feel you can convince people to join your side is to indoctrinate them with nonsense when they are too young to understand or properly weight it.

FTFY
 
2010-05-21 11:24:11 AM
I just get a login failure from that link.
 
2010-05-21 11:24:13 AM
Brad Colbert's M-4: "Prom Night Dumpster Baby" is the least funny musical number ever on Family Guy.


i37.photobucket.com

Ha! It's not funny because it's true!
 
2010-05-21 11:24:21 AM
IXI Jim IXI: "As a parent, I choose to teach my children about those things later in life," she added. "I did not sign a waiver for my daughter to be given a fetus."

I wonder how many 30-year-old grandmothers have said that very same thing...


Came here to post that quote. Nice work on the comment. I was still undecided on which direction I'd take it. Maybe something about age of informed consent and the crazy experiments that lab scientists get to do...
 
2010-05-21 11:24:38 AM
bookman: So, yeah, public school. So, in response to your silly, stupid and misdirected WWJD?, I say WWDD? (What Would Darwin Do?).

BAWWW!!! That's what you just said. It's a PUBLIC school which means they are under the First Amendment and the fact that the teacher and the child's parents are worried about retribution says everything. Regardless of your religious views, a PUBLIC school should not have people worried about revenge. Considering it's Virginia I'm sure there is a significant conservative/christian element and yes, this is a very real concern.

I'd like to see your reasoning as to why they shouldn't be intimidated know that the teacher and the kid are subject to such things.
 
2010-05-21 11:25:05 AM
embryology.med.unsw.edu.au

Look at this, people. It's an actual image of an actual living being. It has blood, skin, nerves. It has a brain and a beating heart. And if you abort it, you stop the heart. You end the life. You take away the life. If you abort it, you will kill it. And doing so is perfectly, 100% legal because it hasn't been born yet.

Oh, by the way, while everything I said is true, you're looking at a rabbit fetus.
 
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