That's one reason that when I travel, I don't keep anything except programs on my personal laptop. Then once I'm at my destination, I can connect to my home computer and get whatever I need. Also, I use encrypted USB sticks.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent

They can make you decrypt the sticks. One can write an encryption program that decrypts to something innocuous or incriminating depending on the password. I don't know if such programs are widely available.

When I took corporate information security training the recommended practice was to download encrypted after arrival rather than transport encrypted data through customs.

This is good. Anal sluts have no natural predators in Australia.

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And now little man, I give this porn to you.

I didn't notice that on my card in December, and no one checked any of my devices for b00bies.

"G'day! How ya goin? Got any porn?"

That's a pretty good power. My only super power is the ability to shake exactly two aspirins out of the bottle every time.

Don't they censor the hell out of video games too?

The Angry Hand of God
... That doesn't mean I can't have my collection of lactating gannies with rubber fists, squirting midget furries, or butch lesbian scat fetish pictures everywhere.

And how you doin?

So they are on the lookout for "Gay Boys in Bondage" by William Shakespeare?

Once the Poms and Euro pussies convinced the Ozzies to give up their guns it was just a matter of time before they went full Nanny. Dont worry convicts, your pussification is now complete but the bleeding hearts will protect you from yourselves.

Once a jolly farker flew to Australia
His laptop was laden with pornography
And he sang as he fapped and waited for his plane to land
"Who'll come a-searching for boobies with me?"

Searching for boobies
Searching for boobies
Who'll come a-searching for boobies with me?
And he sang as he fapped and waited for his plane to land
Who'll come a-searching for boobies with me?

Down flew the plane and he waited in the customs line
Up came the agents: one, two, three
And they said as they searched and probed that poor farker
Did you declare any pornography?

Up jumped the farker in a blaze of glory
"You'll never take me alive," said he
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by the terminal
"You'll come a-searching for boobies with me."

Mnemia

You can deny knowing the key. Authorities don't have to believe you. People get locked up for contempt for hiding assets which might not exist. Some are required to prove that nowhere in the world is there any money belonging to the prisoner which has not been disclosed to the court. All the judge has to say is "I don't believe you" and you go to jail forever. There was a guy in Pennsylvania who spent close to a decade in jail for supposedly hiding money owed his ex in a divorce case. He swore all along there was no hidden money. (Not sure if he's still in jail.)