Sucks for most of you uggos.

I heard it probably has something to do with ugly people having no alibi.

mechgreg: I heard it probably has something to do with ugly people having no alibi.

WINNER!!! That made me laugh.

Huggermugger: On the other hand, you're often less likely to be the victim of a crime. I'm so ugly that I can walk through a dimly-lit 7-11 parking lot at 3 AM, without worrying about being raped.

There is something about your screenname that suggests to me that it is not you who need fear being raped.

tototototo: People who commit violent crimes are more likely to get into fights.

People who get into fights are more likely to have facial deformities.



Facial deformities make you ugly.

If you've been in enough fights to have facial deformities, you've probably had closed-head trauma and brain damage.

Brain damage makes you stupid. If you're stupid, you're more likely to commit crimes.

AND THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE! UGLY PEOPLE ARE STUPID!

Who says Justice is blind?

Metallica


/Really, it should not take 56 posts for this comment to show up.

And I just remembered those lyrics. How do you erase a post for the FTFM?

"I was so ugly as a kid, my mother used to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dogs would play with me"

RIP, Rodney.

ShillinTheVillain: That doesn't stop us good lookin' fellers from spending a night in the clink once in a while.

/college was a crazy time

Did you have to give up your fruit cocktail?

or maybe ugly people are more prone to commit crimes?

or maybe there are more ugly people over all?

eh? eh?

i'd have liked to have been in the room when the data was compiled. at some point the scientists would have to put the defendents into piles based on who was "ugly". anyone on the fence who was guilty was probably pushed into the "ugly" pile.

Jungblood: I had to google this character as I've never seen the movie...



You HAVE to post a pic of yourself now...

I'd hit it.

Well, I guess Annie Lennox's advice is sound... (new window)

TheFarkinEmpress: There's always a price you pay, no matter how you look. Ugly? Everyone stares and makes nasty comments and treats you bad. Average? Everyone looks past you, and you end up in middle management, where you get treated bad. Look good? Everyone stares and makes nasty comments and treats you bad.

That's life.

That has to be one of my favorite comments of the year. Thanks for the chuckle!

As an ugly lawyer, I just hope that applies to clients and not me.

But I suspect it applies to me too. :(

Dwight256: As an ugly lawyer, I just hope that applies to clients and not me.

But I suspect it applies to me too. :(

At least you've got something to blame your lousy courtroom record on.

Gyrfalcon: Dwight256: As an ugly lawyer, I just hope that applies to clients and not me.

But I suspect it applies to me too. :(

At least you've got something to blame your lousy courtroom record on.

That and cool, refreshing vodka.

I haven't actually had my first trial yet, but I'm set for my first loss in June. Hehe.

Dwight256: Gyrfalcon: Dwight256: As an ugly lawyer, I just hope that applies to clients and not me.

But I suspect it applies to me too. :(

At least you've got something to blame your lousy courtroom record on.

That and cool, refreshing vodka.

I haven't actually had my first trial yet, but I'm set for my first loss in June. Hehe.

DA or defense?
Good luck. Wear a dark suit, and ask the bailiff what pisses off the judge so you don't do that and screw up any chance you've got.

This isn't news. Ever see an attractive person on a bus? Ever seen an ugly person in a Ferrari? Attractiveness affects every aspect of life, not just getting a date. It affects paychecks, promotions, school grades, and yes even your chances in court.

Here's the flaw. People make decisions based on their preconceived notions of what is likely or not likely, and it's more likely that an ugly person committed a crime than a beautiful person. Therefore, is it inaccurate or unfair to be biased against ugly people? I'd say yes, but only because you shouldn't rule against a person unless you're absolutely sure they did it.

Female judges, incidently, are heavily biased in favor of women in rape and custody cases. Men are somewhat more skeptical, since it's again highly statistically likely that the woman is lying. There are a lot of unreported rapes, but of the ones that are reported, some 2/3? are false accusations.

/wanted for questioning

Attractiveness always affects everyone in all situations.

japles: TheFarkinEmpress: There's always a price you pay, no matter how you look. Ugly? Everyone stares and makes nasty comments and treats you bad. Average? Everyone looks past you, and you end up in middle management, where you get treated bad. Look good? Everyone stares and makes nasty comments and treats you bad.

That's life.

That has to be one of my favorite comments of the year. Thanks for the chuckle!

You're welcome!

gambitsgirl: eddyatwork: Attractive people don't need to resort to crime to get things they want. Just ask any hot chick.


will you take the garbage to the curb for me? oh and I need some beer. k?thx!bye :D

Okay my sweet, is there anything else you'd like while I'm out? Maybe some new shoes, or jewelery, or a new car? Maybe you need somebody killed? Remember, I'm there for you!

remus: Hmmmmmm



+ 45 years of living in the desert sun
+ a couple thousand cartons of Marlboros

=



?

Lombroso screams "I told you f***kers but nooooo" from the grave.

Now all they need is a study that shows ugly people are more likely to commit crimes.

Kendrick: fred_chan - "Now that's not exactly fair. Klingons are just more likely to get into trouble because they don't have the same opportunities as kids from better neighborhoods."

Hey, now that we have klingon for a first lady, I think you have to reevaluate that stereotype.

Klingon? I thought she was more Ferengi.

Wrong_Intentions: Who says Justice is blind?

Metallica


/Really, it should not take 56 posts for this comment to show up.

Your favorite band sucks, and they quit being valid when they told Napster to get off their lawn.

Pfssst... Metallica.