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(Some College Hottie)   Elin Nordegren returns to school to become a child psychologist. Fitting, since she married and had two children with the most immature man-child this side of Charlie Sheen   (associatedcontent.com) divider line 75
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2010-05-18 12:52:33 PM
just what we need, yet another woman thinking that getting a degree in psychology will somehow help her understand why she is so farked up.

hint: you dont get a degree to understand your problems, you see a professional.
 
2010-05-18 01:13:06 PM
Incredibly wealthy and physically fit celebrity has sex with lots of women = immature man-child? Jealous much?
 
2010-05-18 01:13:50 PM
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//unofficially
//or, not really at all more likely.
 
2010-05-18 01:18:30 PM
WaltzingMathilda: Incredibly wealthy and physically fit celebrity has sex with lots of women = immature man-child? Jealous much?

Not so much that as the fact that he was married and had two kids at the time. When you get married, one of the things that you generally aren't supposed to do is have sex with lots of other women. An immature man-child can't control his baser instincts.

/Not submitter and not so much jealous as I am perplexed at how he could be so stupid.
//Stupid as in having only one cell phone. I mean, this guy hung out with Michael Jordan.
 
2010-05-18 01:22:08 PM
Nabb1: WaltzingMathilda: Incredibly wealthy and physically fit celebrity has sex with lots of women = immature man-child? Jealous much?

Not so much that as the fact that he was married and had two kids at the time. When you get married, one of the things that you generally aren't supposed to do is have sex with lots of other women. An immature man-child can't control his baser instincts.

/Not submitter and not so much jealous as I am perplexed at how he could be so stupid.
//Stupid as in having only one cell phone. I mean, this guy hung out with Michael Jordan.


Great taste in mistresses, though.

//and really, anyone in denial that this isn't commonplace in the fairly incestuous hollywood circles is beyond help..
 
2010-05-18 01:50:44 PM
Somaticasual: Great taste in mistresses, though.

//and really, anyone in denial that this isn't commonplace in the fairly incestuous hollywood circles is beyond help..



Good one about the 'great taste in mistresses', I lol'd.

We know it's commonplace, it doesn't make him any less of a piece of shiat.
 
2010-05-18 02:22:24 PM
Good for her!
 
2010-05-18 02:23:56 PM
namatad

just what we need, yet another woman thinking that getting a degree in psychology will somehow help her understand why she is so farked up.

I hated those people oh so much. But they never last, never.
 
2010-05-18 03:15:28 PM
WaltzingMathilda: Incredibly wealthy and physically fit celebrity has sex with lots of women = immature man-child? Jealous much?

Agreed!
Rich fella who tons of women lusted after satisfied his and their needs.. good on ya!
Now Elin, get back in the kitchen...you're pretty, but Tiger can find 1000 women better looking than you right now that will bang him in front of you and your kids.

am I doing it right?

Let me try again:

"I'm an ugly man that would lust after the first girl that ever had sex with me and I'd be loyal to her forever..I'm on my white knight horse!"
 
2010-05-18 04:28:41 PM
Subby is DEFINITELY a female.
 
2010-05-18 04:31:24 PM
the title part is truncated in the tab I opened for that article so it says "Elin Nordegren Returns to College - Ass" and I don't want to click on the tab because I know it will just ruin it.
 
2010-05-18 04:34:43 PM
WaltzingMathilda: Incredibly wealthy and physically fit celebrity has sex with lots of women = immature man-child? Jealous much?

I was thinking more about his rants on the course. It's fun to hear him say "come on Tiger you dumbass" is his funny little Tiger voice. The mic guy always tries to cut away before he starts swearing, but sometimes he's too late.
 
2010-05-18 04:35:23 PM
I will carry her books.. and by that I mean I would put my penis in her locker.


///amidoinitrite?
 
2010-05-18 04:38:16 PM
So it's her fault she got cheated on, right subby? This just in, sometimes it's hard to predict what people will do.
 
2010-05-18 04:39:50 PM
Somaticasual:

Great taste in mistresses, though.


You mean the Perkins waitress, the porn star, the neighbor's daughter, and the Jewish girl that looks like a guidette?
 
2010-05-18 04:54:16 PM
When they change the Constitution for Ah-nold, she can run for President.

/and then a black man will beat her
//aisle seat, please
 
2010-05-18 04:55:02 PM
Elin Nordegren returns to school to become a child psychologist. Fitting, since she married and had two children with the most immature man-child this side of Charlie Sheen

God umm...no?

I bet subby would wither under 1/1000th of the pressure Tiger has endured every day since he was 17.
 
2010-05-18 04:59:40 PM
kavakos: Subby is DEFINITELY a female.

and
bitter.

/who hurt you Lionel? Who hurt you?
//*wipes tear*
 
2010-05-18 05:04:00 PM
kavakos: Subby is DEFINITELY a Total Fattie.

fixed
 
2010-05-18 05:07:34 PM
I commend subbyette for not invoking Jon Gosselin.
 
2010-05-18 05:12:26 PM
Got dat rite!
 
2010-05-18 05:16:43 PM
She will soon discover it's all the fault of an alien wizard.
 
2010-05-18 05:19:02 PM
what's with all the hate?

Good for Elin! She does deserve it. She needs to get on with her life.

/awesome Headline Subby ;-)
 
2010-05-18 05:21:15 PM
She was married to Glenn Beck??
 
2010-05-18 05:25:56 PM
She must be as boring in the sack as she is in everyday life. A psychology degree? really?
 
2010-05-18 05:28:45 PM
WaltzingMathilda: Incredibly wealthy and physically fit celebrity has sex with lots of women = immature man-child? Jealous much?

in this case its more like "Sports star marries a woman, has 2 kids with her so he can sell a bunch of hats and video games while screwing anything that moves = sociopath."

i mean, at least he wasn't cutting hookers up, but you have to wonder about a guy who views a wife and kids as just part of his business plan, and can't seem to understand why people are repulsed by it. dude is not playing with the same deck as many of us
 
2010-05-18 05:33:01 PM
Lorelle: She was married to Glenn Beck??

If she were she would have been killed along with that other girl back in the 90's.
 
2010-05-18 05:43:51 PM
tlchwi02: in this case its more like "Sports star marries a woman, has 2 kids with her so he can sell a bunch of hats and video games while screwing anything that moves = sociopath."

What would you call a model who marries up for money, and pops out two kids to use as leverage in the case of a divorce?
 
2010-05-18 05:46:16 PM
K. Dilkington: What would you call a model who marries up for money, and pops out two kids to use as leverage in the case of a divorce?

same thing really. there's something very off about people who manipulate like that.
 
2010-05-18 05:51:56 PM
tlchwi02: K. Dilkington: What would you call a model who marries up for money, and pops out two kids to use as leverage in the case of a divorce?

same thing really. there's something very off about people who manipulate like that.


Dude, srsly. When I read about the pre-nups and the allowances for years spent married, number of kids, etc, I think: "That's not a marriage, that's a business partnership."

/glad I'm poor and ugly
 
2010-05-18 05:56:43 PM
tlchwi02: WaltzingMathilda: Incredibly wealthy and physically fit celebrity has sex with lots of women = immature man-child? Jealous much?

in this case its more like "Sports star marries a woman, has 2 kids with her so he can sell a bunch of hats and video games while screwing anything that moves = sociopath."

i mean, at least he wasn't cutting hookers up, but you have to wonder about a guy who views a wife and kids as just part of his business plan, and can't seem to understand why people are repulsed by it. dude is not playing with the same deck as many of us


nobody bought sh*t because he was married with kids, for f*ck's sake.
 
2010-05-18 06:04:47 PM
WaltzingMathilda: nobody bought sh*t because he was married with kids, for f*ck's sake.

um... yes, yes they did. Do you really think he would have become the spokesperson for all of these companies (who you will note subsequently dropped him in many cases) if he was internationally renowned as a hard gambling hound who would screw anything breathing?

you think parents would buy their kids all the gear and video games from him if he was known for his partying and skirt chasing and not as a family man and good roll model?

bullcrap. he married her and had kids to look like a better roll model and sell some hats. thats a nasty, cold thing to do, and its kind of sociopathic.
 
2010-05-18 06:13:30 PM
tlchwi02: WaltzingMathilda: nobody bought sh*t because he was married with kids, for f*ck's sake.

um... yes, yes they did. Do you really think he would have become the spokesperson for all of these companies (who you will note subsequently dropped him in many cases) if he was internationally renowned as a hard gambling hound who would screw anything breathing?

you think parents would buy their kids all the gear and video games from him if he was known for his partying and skirt chasing and not as a family man and good roll model?

bullcrap. he married her and had kids to look like a better roll model and sell some hats. thats a nasty, cold thing to do, and its kind of sociopathic.


he would have sold all that sh*t if he were never married. he married her because she was a swimsuit model and he wanted regular sex from a trophy. sh*t changed years later, and since he was ABLE to f*ck everything that walked, he did. that's what rich and powerful people do. you say sociopathic, i say you are unrealistic.
 
2010-05-18 06:16:02 PM
WaltzingMathilda: he would have sold all that sh*t if he were never married. he married her because she was a swimsuit model and he wanted regular sex from a trophy. sh*t changed years later, and since he was ABLE to f*ck everything that walked, he did. that's what rich and powerful people do. you say sociopathic, i say you are unrealistic.

um yeah... if you think its perfectly ok to marry someone and have kids for business reasons while still screwing anything that moves and thats just how stuff works... well... um.... have fun with that then. i stick by my statement concerning his sociopathic attitude toward other people.
 
2010-05-18 06:17:40 PM
tlchwi02: WaltzingMathilda: he would have sold all that sh*t if he were never married. he married her because she was a swimsuit model and he wanted regular sex from a trophy. sh*t changed years later, and since he was ABLE to f*ck everything that walked, he did. that's what rich and powerful people do. you say sociopathic, i say you are unrealistic.

um yeah... if you think its perfectly ok to marry someone and have kids for business reasons while still screwing anything that moves and thats just how stuff works... well... um.... have fun with that then. i stick by my statement concerning his sociopathic attitude toward other people.


no, i'm saying he didn't marry her for the purpose of selling sh*t. i think he married her because he wanted regular sex from a swimsuit trophy.
 
2010-05-18 06:18:09 PM
JDAT: Lorelle: She was married to Glenn Beck??

If she were she would have been killed along with that other girl back in the 90's.


Well to be fair, no has been able to prove, without a shadow of a doubt, THAT GLENN BECK KILLED AND RAPED A YOUNG GIRL.
 
2010-05-18 06:19:13 PM
tlchwi02: bullcrap. he married her and had kids to look like a better roll model and sell some hats.

It's definitely a part of it, but you left out the most important reason why he sells so many goods: he's quite possibly the greatest golfer who has ever lived. All of the things you mentioned are tangential to the fact that, on any given day, Tiger is the favorite to win the field. Nobody would give a shiat if Vijay Singh were slamming cocktail waitresses every night because he's not the best.

Tiger's image is secondary to him being great.

After he takes down another major or two, those same sponsors who were appalled at being associated with him will quietly come back and ask him to start hawking cars and Gatorade again. Micky Mantle was an insufferable drunk, but his ball skills are always remembered first. The same thing will happen with Tiger.
 
2010-05-18 06:31:45 PM
shouldent this be in the Sports tab instead of Showbiz?


/mod fail
 
2010-05-18 06:57:13 PM
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2010-05-18 07:32:10 PM
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2010-05-18 07:40:49 PM
I guess I know where I'm going for sabbatical this fall...
 
2010-05-18 07:57:50 PM
WaltzingMathilda: no, i'm saying he didn't marry her for the purpose of selling sh*t. i think he married her because he wanted regular sex from a swimsuit trophy.

The second sentence is a particularly interesting point, considering Tiger has been so blatantly programmed from birth to be the best golfer in existence that he probably doesn't even have the mental and spiritual capacity to have an honest, meaningful romantic relationship with anyone.

But enough of that armchair pyschology crap...Elin is pretty hot. More pics, please.
 
2010-05-18 08:09:54 PM
"A man is only as faithful as his options."

- Chris Rock
 
2010-05-18 08:41:19 PM
I hope her STD tests turned out negative, and that Tiger didn't give anything irrepairable to the kids.

/slashies for subby props
 
2010-05-18 08:49:53 PM
Killer Cars: ... considering Tiger has been so blatantly programmed from birth to be the best golfer in existence that he probably doesn't even have the mental and spiritual capacity to have an honest, meaningful romantic relationship with anyone.

Oh, for heaven's sake, *please* turn off Oprah or "Dr" Phil once in awhile. Are you sure he's not brainwashed, too? I think that's about the only TV psychononsense term that you neglected.

Is there any evidence anywhere that he was anything other than just a rich, famous guy using his reputation to get some strange on the side? There are oodles of prodigy kids who grow up to be just fine.
 
2010-05-18 09:05:25 PM
WaltzingMathilda: Incredibly wealthy and physically fit celebrity has sex with lots of women = immature man-child? Jealous much?

You need more evidence that we live in conservative times? Even the 1950s seem pretty liberal compared to the raving-lunatic crowd I see in here. The judgmental, "get-married-and-have-kids-at-23 is the only way to live" crowd is out in force these days.

TheKingOfMexico: There are oodles of prodigy kids who grow up to be just fine.

Well, to be fair, how would you know? Do they show up on TV for weeks when they screw up?
 
2010-05-18 09:21:49 PM
K. Dilkington: Micky Mantle was an insufferable drunk, but his ball skills are always remembered first. The same thing will happen with Tiger.

Is it okay if i remember tiger for his golf ability and not his "ball skills"?
 
2010-05-18 09:32:36 PM
hm he should just cut bait and get a divorce. Sure he's going to get screwed with child support payments, but he's still young enough to keep making money on golf. Better than he waits another 10 years, gets caught again and she dumps him, and he's on the downward slope of golf skills and income.
 
2010-05-18 09:36:58 PM
She knew he was a player
 
2010-05-18 09:50:09 PM
TheKingOfMexico: Oh, for heaven's sake, *please* turn off Oprah or "Dr" Phil once in awhile. Are you sure he's not brainwashed, too? I think that's about the only TV psychononsense term that you neglected.

The fact I wrapped up my statement with "...but enough of that armchair psychology crap" I thought would've been enough of a clue that I'm completely talking out of my ass because I found a few words up there to string together.

Christ, man, be careful. Insinuating that someone watches Dr. Phil can get you cut up in some parts.
 
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