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2010-05-18 02:02:50 PM
www.madmann.com

Make sure you squeeze the tip.
 
2010-05-18 02:15:50 PM
Well, if the pope Condoms are anything like the pope, they'll do an excellent job of protecting pricks.
 
2010-05-18 03:03:27 PM
They probably come with pinholes already in them. To be true to the pope and all.
 
2010-05-18 03:03:51 PM
I can guarantee that having the Pope emblazoned on my penis will remove any chance that I will impregnate anyone.
 
2010-05-18 03:03:57 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Well, if the pope Condoms are anything like the pope, they'll do an excellent job of protecting pricks.

As long as they're not used by pedophiles.
 
2010-05-18 03:04:29 PM
Okay, just as long it isn't in the image of Muhammad. Because that would be like, you know, an outrage or something.
 
2010-05-18 03:04:38 PM
I suppose you use one of these when you're not beating the bishop.
 
2010-05-18 03:05:17 PM
I think we should all pause and tip our hats to a proper use of the "Ironic" tag.
 
2010-05-18 03:06:20 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Well, if the pope Condoms are anything like the pope, they'll do an excellent job of protecting pricks.

mixburner.com
 
2010-05-18 03:06:41 PM
what do you want for nothing?

/rubber bishop?
 
2010-05-18 03:07:05 PM
Use one on God's Immaculate Rod! Link (new window)
 
2010-05-18 03:07:14 PM
I hate condoms.
 
2010-05-18 03:08:29 PM
I'm having butt-sex with the Pope right now so I'm getting kick out of these replies.

/nuttin'.
 
2010-05-18 03:09:12 PM
Too bad they will just go unused in subby's sock drawer of his mothers basement.
 
2010-05-18 03:09:22 PM
Nothing beats the sacriliciousness of the Baby Jesus Buttplug.

(yes it exists, im not linking it from work though)
 
2010-05-18 03:09:22 PM
The pope is awesome (new window)
 
2010-05-18 03:09:59 PM
Do they have child sizes? That seems to be the preference of the Pope's posse.
 
2010-05-18 03:11:00 PM
href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5317280&IDComment=60492361#c604 92361">MaudlinMutantMollusk: what do you want for nothing?

/rubber bishop?



http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kKuvgd0zL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Approves.
 
2010-05-18 03:12:26 PM
This is old news.
 
2010-05-18 03:13:25 PM
From the site: 'Pull-Out' Method Rivals Condoms, Study Says


Rivals?
 
2010-05-18 03:13:28 PM
Much safer than Imam condoms.

/tend to blow up
 
2010-05-18 03:14:06 PM
Pope condoms: so that you don't leave evidence behind in your alter boy's behind
 
2010-05-18 03:14:39 PM
Over in two. Utah, I said two.
 
2010-05-18 03:14:48 PM
img404.imageshack.us

Not hard to imagine lightning bolts emanating from his fingers as he controls his cardinal lackeys.
 
2010-05-18 03:15:07 PM
Are they Adam's Ribbed for her pleasure?
 
2010-05-18 03:15:21 PM
Can they call them "Holy farks"?
 
2010-05-18 03:16:05 PM
gshepnyc: Do they have child sizes? That seems to be the preference of the Pope's posse.

What are you, stupid? The priests are pitchers not catchers. They want the little boys to take it in the butt, not the other way around cause that would be gay then.
 
2010-05-18 03:16:23 PM
Maybe Peter Griffin can sell them. He was pretty good at selling "butt scratchers."
 
2010-05-18 03:17:13 PM
Don't believe me?

Smell my finger.

operachic.typepad.com
 
2010-05-18 03:17:30 PM
Bermuda59: Maybe Peter Griffin can sell them. He was pretty good at selling "butt scratchers."

They're being sold at K-Mart in the little boys section, where little boys pants are half off.
 
2010-05-18 03:18:57 PM
New pope condoms--she'll know she's been-a-Dicked.
 
2010-05-18 03:19:18 PM
StarshipPooper: They want the little boys to take it in the butt, not the other way around cause that would be gay then.

LMAO
 
2010-05-18 03:21:10 PM
Pope Condoms. The difference between "Oh. My god..." and "OH MY GOD!
 
2010-05-18 03:21:56 PM
To be used in the rectory or rectally?
 
2010-05-18 03:23:12 PM
Kelldog2: To be used in the rectory or rectally?



Yes.
 
2010-05-18 03:23:47 PM
pwhp_67: From the site: 'Pull-Out' Method Rivals Condoms, Study Says

Rivals?


The Pope says, "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!"
 
2010-05-18 03:24:50 PM
You walk in to the drugstore. You are glad to see that it is empty.
Store keeper: What do you want?
LLL: Cnodoms
Store keeper: What?
LLL: Pope Condoms
Store keeper: Regular or ribbed?
LLL: Ribbed
Store keeper: Spermicide or non spermicide?
LLL: Spermicide
Store keeper: Cherry or banana flavored?
LLL: Cherry.
Store keeper: Hey! Do we have any Pope Ribbed, spermicide cherry flavored Pope condoms for this guy here?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-05-18 03:30:50 PM
Immaculate contraception?
 
2010-05-18 03:31:28 PM
Q: What's the difference between a condom and Jesus?

A: Jesus is good for a second coming.
 
2010-05-18 03:33:42 PM
So do they look like his big goofy hat?

/gonna call them pope hats from now on
 
2010-05-18 03:34:45 PM
doubtless this store will be fire-bombed by fundamentalist Christians in no time.
 
2010-05-18 03:35:05 PM
If you use the condom and she still gets pregnant, is it considered a miracle and you have to name the baby 'Jesus'?
 
2010-05-18 03:36:49 PM
Inna bun?

/C.M.O.T. Dibbler approved
 
2010-05-18 03:37:20 PM
I know nothing about the Catholic religion and maybe this has already been covered but aren't Catholics against birth control?
 
2010-05-18 03:37:49 PM
Q: How do you recycle a condom?

A: Turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it.
 
2010-05-18 03:39:31 PM
The pope should shoot himself. I'll send him the ammo.
 
2010-05-18 03:39:35 PM
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Q: What's the difference between a condom and Jesus?

A: Jesus is good for a second coming.


A good condom only has one hole in it?
 
2010-05-18 03:39:42 PM
 
2010-05-18 03:39:45 PM
dark side of the moon: I know nothing about the Catholic religion and maybe this has already been covered but aren't Catholics against birth control?

You're bang-on. Every sperm is sacred!

www.eyeonsoaps.com
 
2010-05-18 03:40:41 PM
I use pope condoms all the time. It feels like I am not wearing anything at all.
 
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