maybe even wink her vagina

Henry Miller, eat your heart out.

Man, what if that were me, brother? Can you imagine 50 million little Huckstermaniacs running wild, dude? We'd even have our own ethnic group, cause our skin would be orange, brother, from years of steroids and unnatural tanning, brother.

"If the mare is actually in estrus, and ready to breed, she'll present her hindquarters to him, and maybe even wink her vagina. If she isn't ready, she'll kick him in the groin. Perhaps this sounds familiar."

GET OUT OF MY MIND, DAMN YOU!!!

Is it better than being the Wing Man like in the Coors Light commercial?

Zenmaster: My thoughts exactly. :-)

>By IAN BROWN
Saturday, March 10, 2001

Fresh news.

"And ever so daintily, in a quiver of thrill, as if the mare's backside is a bomb he has to defuse with his member, the haunches that won the Derby in a handstand twitch ever so . . . vulnerably back and forth. Six thrusts and 20 seconds later, the most expensive stallion in history collapses onto the back of the proud Irish mare. His hooves dangle awkwardly down her sides. He lays his long face alongside her neck, and she lets him."

I look for boobies links and get horse pr0n.

/sad sad day

Anybody who read that to the end has, or will now have, issues.

Horses masturbate. He's probably out there now, havin' a coupla whacks.

Hmmmm...how do people figure this stuff out?

And on this note, I'm off to make my Friday night a bit more exciting

*****

Five minutes later he's back, job done.

Mares left unsatisfied

At 8 a.m., Larry Anthony, his groom, slips him into his leather halter.

I wonder if Mr. Ed ever had one of these. "Now go get the whips, Wilbur."

I nominate Solidsevn for tailman.

That should have been horse porn.

/ack!

afk, bleeching the mental image of a horse's vagina winking at me out of my brain.

I remember reading this when it was originally published 2 years ago. it is still the greatest piece of journalism ever.

In eastern Kentucky, we call the point man, the dickman. More to the point, wouldn't you say? Bwaha

When I want to attract studs, I sometimes wink my vagina.


I bet you can pick up dollars held in a guy's mouth too.

"Seminal fluid spurts from the stallion like water bursting from an industrial showerhead."

You were right the first time, CB. It is hose porn!

Great story! Definitely sounds more interesting than watching the guy with shoulder length gloves do artificial insemination on a cow.

Definitely thought the guy directing the penis had the strangest job in Kentucky... Tail man can't hold a candle to that one!

Also, by far the most interesting description of animals having sex I've ever read.

Hmmm, strange ideas percolate.

/here kitty kitty kitty

05-17-03 01:48:50 AM Ziggie
Definitely thought the guy directing the penis had the strangest job in Kentucky... Tail man can't hold a candle to that one!

Also, by far the most interesting description of animals having sex I've ever read.

Which begs the question, how many have you read?
*shudder*

Suprisingly, this is a pretty well written peice of journalism.


He rears a third time. "Hold her!" Two sub-atomic explosions of air from the mare's vagina blatt through the room. Noble it is not.
.....

Ian Brown is awesome. I remember the article he wrote for Toronto Life about being a 50-year-old man at a rave.

and his wife Josie, a slow simmer who grew up in Louisville. She had a west Kentucky accent, a languid slo-mo drawl that made her sound as if she was speaking in two time zones at once. In Josie's mouth the word "hi" has at least three syllables, two of which are turning on a hot spit.

"Oh," said a woman who had just arrived. "When has that ever happened?" She was one of the 85-mile-an-hour blondes you see fairly often in horse circles in Kentucky.

I've only lived in Lexington for 10 months, and I think these two types comprise about 90% of all women here.

I fall somewhere into that other 10%; an outsider from New England who prefers sporting events to plastic surgery, reading to shopping, and spackling the bathroom wall to selecting draperies from an interior design consultant. I am eager to move, but probably not as anxious as these women are to have me gone, as I am bringing down the female gender here.

If anyone here works at a paper, please include this line in one of the wedding announcements:

"At 8 a.m., Larry Anthony, his groom, slips him into his leather halter."

The act costs the mare's owner $150,000 (U.S.) and lasts approximately 30 seconds...

Ha! If I hear any complaints about my "stamina"... I shall direct the complainer to this article.

Sexplz: I must agree, this is a surprisingly well written article.

"put that that thing away, will you?" It looks like a rubber shillelagh. It is a little frightening."

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that.............
well, I still wouldn't have any money, but...

How poetic.

Does she get flowers?

Pictures! WHERE ARE THE PICTURES??!?

Horse-boobies!!

/nothing

Bah, false alarm. Thought you meant this guy, the Tail Man.

The lucky bastard....yerf!

Ahem. http://www.mermaidrentals.com/

THAT guy ---^

I'm not sure which is more disturbing--that people write articles like this, or that people read articles like this.

Utterly wrong thought for the day: If Farkers kill kittens, and Farkettes kill puppies, what do the horses kill?

I would say that the point man also has a pretty horrible job. I would not want to be at the "buisness end" of anything compared to rubber shillelagh.

Horses masturbate. He's probably out there now, havin' a coupla whacks.


But how??? HOW? The horse has NO HANDS!

this is actually one of the best articles I've ever read. I mean we are reading about breeding horses (which I don't really care about) but the author kept it interesting through colorful descriptions of people and history. Good read.

this is the funniest article i've ever read.

"Yeah," Doc nods, absently adjusting himself through his jeans.

I about wet myself when I read that.