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2010-05-17 03:54:01 PM  
And I guess he spends all that time and money making himself orange in the tanning bed because burglars once broke in and stole his real skin color.
 
2010-05-17 04:03:36 PM  
What hair? He's been bald forever.
 
2010-05-17 04:08:04 PM  
i149.photobucket.com
Yeah - and I got these fat-man titties because my ex-wife wasn't around to tell me to stop eating and drinking.
You got old, Hulkster - like the rest of us!
 
2010-05-17 06:28:05 PM  
www.pophangover.com

/hot like the fire burning inside, brother
 
2010-05-17 07:25:07 PM  
That's what happens when you hang around Abyss.
 
2010-05-17 07:25:44 PM  

Polartank13: /hot like the fire burning inside, brother


nice
 
2010-05-17 07:35:54 PM  
Just take the Tag Titles away from Hall/Nash please! TNA is shooting itself in the foot.
 
2010-05-17 07:35:59 PM  
I could think of worse things that should happen to him after what he did to this country on Sept. 11, 2001.
 
2010-05-17 07:40:07 PM  
Heard a story the other day. Friend of a friend was partying at a Florida beach with a handful of shots. It was 9am and spring break was in full mode. He saw Hogan chilling by himself at a table on the beach, walked up to him and said "HEY HULK, WANNA SHOT?!"

Hulk said "No thanks brother, its a little early for that stuff".

He said "alright" and pounded all the shots himself, amazing Hogan.

/cool story bro
 
2010-05-17 07:40:13 PM  
Whatcha gonna do when hair products run all over you, brother?!?
 
2010-05-17 07:41:04 PM  
I like how the article describes him as a "celebrity wrestler" which in my mind, makes me think he's going around Hollywood, running up to celebrities and wrestling them on-the-spot.

Now that would be interesting. It would make for an interesting reality show... Hulk Hogan runs into Cher on the red carpet, literally (with a clothesline move) this week on: "Hulk Hogan, Celebrity Wrestler"

It would be more accurate to describe him as a former star wrestler, though.
 
2010-05-17 07:45:45 PM  

Gunny Highway: Just take the Tag Titles away from Hall/Nash please! TNA is shooting itself in the foot.


I could not believe they didn't put them on Ink Inc. last night, considering they can actually have a good match with Motor City Machine Guns and well, Hall and Nash couldn't have a good match with anyone. I kept thinking how embarrassing it would have to be to sell for Scott Hall's... whatever the hell he was doing... and I'm a 5'2" chick.

Nash has potential as a manager/comedic figure. Remember back when he was training/running the X-Division? That stuff was hilarious. I don't want to see a man who once blew out his knee walking across the ring (which WWE PPV was that? A few years back?) wrestle, but he does have strengths.

Hall has been useless for at least the past decade. Having a title on him is about as useful as having it on Andre The Giant right now. I'm not sure Hall could out-wrestle the dude's corpse.
 
2010-05-17 07:50:23 PM  

WeezinTheJuice: Hulk said "No thanks brother, its a little early for that stuff".

He said "alright" and pounded all the shots himself, amazing Hogan.


I was at some show a few years back in the ghettos of Queens. It was cool -- lots of old ECW guys -- RVD, Rhino, Sabu, Abdullah the Butcher was even there (OKAY now that one... that guy took literally 15 minutes to waddle to the ring and then proceed to stand around while some poor dude bladed himself to bits). Balls Mahoney was also there and for some reason, my ex was determined to buy him a shot. Why Balls? I have no idea. He was worse than me trying to slide my way up to Alex Shelley, who I happen to have a raging thing. Worse than me getting crazy girlie on Abyss about how much I love his hair (I have a fetish for long, curly hair on men).

ANYWAY. Balls ended up being so freaked out by my ex, he bought a bunch of drinks, went backstage, and we never saw him again.

It was a strange night when a fairly harmless looking, normal dude in a Sabu shirt manages to scare Balls Mahoney away.

/cool story chick
 
2010-05-17 07:52:21 PM  

serpent_sky: I could not believe they didn't put them on Ink Inc. last night, considering they can actually have a good match with Motor City Machine Guns and well, Hall and Nash couldn't have a good match with anyone. I kept thinking how embarrassing it would have to be to sell for Scott Hall's... whatever the hell he was doing... and I'm a 5'2" chick.


Yeah I am shocked too. The Guns, Beer Money, Ink Inc, The Dudleys are great tag teams and I cant imagine it goes over well in the back that Hall/Nash have the straps.

serpent_sky: Nash has potential as a manager/comedic figure.


I love Nash. I think he is one of the most talented guys I have seen but there is no reason for him to be the tag champ. Same for Hall (except he is a drunk mess who ruined himself).

serpent_sky: which WWE PPV was that?


I think it was an episode of Raw. Not positive.
 
2010-05-17 07:55:14 PM  
/still hilarious
 
2010-05-17 07:55:15 PM  

serpent_sky: /cool story chick


You didnt happen to be at the show in White Plains a few weeks ago when Danny Doring jumped off a balcony through some local kid? If you werent it was awesome.
 
2010-05-17 07:58:56 PM  
i276.photobucket.com

/got Farked 'cause image was too big
//THIS is still hilarious.
 
2010-05-17 07:59:06 PM  

Gunny Highway:

Yeah I am shocked too. The Guns, Beer Money, Ink Inc, The Dudleys are great tag teams and I cant imagine it goes over well in the back that Hall/Nash have the straps.

Exactly -- there is no sense in using them if they're not there to put the younger/talented guys over. I always liked Shelley and Sabin, but damn... after all this time as a tag team, they are a true force and what tag team wrestling should be (not the WWE "throw two guys together because we have no idea what to do with them" theory).

I love Nash. I think he is one of the most talented guys I have seen but there is no reason for him to be the tag champ. Same for Hall (except he is a drunk mess who ruined himself).
He is genuinely funny and talented, and considering the extent of his injuries, should really just step aside and help the younger guys get over. Align with someone who needs his charisma (Eric Young is not that person -- he's a good wrestler and he has mic skills, TNA has just never taken him seriously enough).

I think it was an episode of Raw. Not positive.
You may be correct. It was a PPV when Triple H blew out the muscle in his thigh and you could see it roll up like a window shade. That was actually really sickening.
 
2010-05-17 08:05:33 PM  

serpent_sky: Gunny Highway: Just take the Tag Titles away from Hall/Nash please! TNA is shooting itself in the foot.

I could not believe they didn't put them on Ink Inc. last night, considering they can actually have a good match with Motor City Machine Guns and well, Hall and Nash couldn't have a good match with anyone. I kept thinking how embarrassing it would have to be to sell for Scott Hall's... whatever the hell he was doing... and I'm a 5'2" chick.

Nash has potential as a manager/comedic figure. Remember back when he was training/running the X-Division? That stuff was hilarious. I don't want to see a man who once blew out his knee walking across the ring (which WWE PPV was that? A few years back?) wrestle, but he does have strengths.

Hall has been useless for at least the past decade. Having a title on him is about as useful as having it on Andre The Giant right now. I'm not sure Hall could out-wrestle the dude's corpse.


Not to mention that hotshotting the belts onto The Outsiders pretty much shot the Ink Inc storyline in the balls anyway; since the main reason Moore and Sailor Pete teamed up was because of mutual hate and revenge on The Matt Morgan Twins (which is a gimmick that NEEDED the belts, and I really hope continues since it is the ONLY time I have ever remotely cared about Matt Morgan).
 
2010-05-17 08:06:18 PM  
Yeah, that's Hulk's signature look. Blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog.
 
2010-05-17 08:06:45 PM  

serpent_sky: Eric Young is not that person -- he's a good wrestler and he has mic skills, TNA has just never taken him seriously enough


Agreed I really like that kid.

Jay Lethal talks about playing Flair (new window) I dont know why I am including this but I thought it was pretty awesome.
 
2010-05-17 08:09:12 PM  

galactus5000: The Matt Morgan Twins


Yea I was getting into it too. He has everything it takes but for some reason he cant put it all together. I have always pulled for the guy though.
 
2010-05-17 08:16:29 PM  
I liked this guy my entire childhood. I even thought he was a decent person most of my adult life until his reality show and being introduced to his family. fark the guy.
 
2010-05-17 08:21:47 PM  

JoePiscopoJr.: Yeah, that's Hulk's signature look. Blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog.



Came for the Sunny reference. Leaving happy and shiat.
/It's like a seizure of strength.
 
2010-05-17 08:29:59 PM  

Gunny Highway: d.

Jay Lethal talks about playing Flair (new window) I dont know why I am including this but I thought it was pretty awesome.


That is completely awesome. I've met him more than once and he is a genuine, very cool guy.

I was also at a RoH show a few years back and we were next to Jay Lethal's mom. She was going nuts, cheering him on. It was awesome.

I wish him all the success in the world. He's a great wrestler, a hilarious interview, great at impressions of other wrestlers, and just a truly, truly great guy.
 
2010-05-17 08:31:01 PM  
Ok so why didnt his equally dyed mustache fall out too?

Oh because its a lie...ok
 
2010-05-17 08:36:52 PM  

serpent_sky: I wish him all the success in the world. He's a great wrestler, a hilarious interview, great at impressions of other wrestlers, and just a truly, truly great guy.


Good I am glad he is as genuine as he comes across in that interview. I always hoped he could drop the Black Machismo (as awesome as it is) and go as himself because the kid has it. And he is only 25.
 
2010-05-17 08:43:39 PM  
www.epiklayouts.com
 
2010-05-17 08:45:51 PM  

Polartank13: /hot like the fire burning inside, brother


great now i have to find the animated gif of that
 
2010-05-17 08:48:17 PM  

serpent_sky: Gunny Highway: Just take the Tag Titles away from Hall/Nash please! TNA is shooting itself in the foot.

I could not believe they didn't put them on Ink Inc. last night, considering they can actually have a good match with Motor City Machine Guns and well, Hall and Nash couldn't have a good match with anyone. I kept thinking how embarrassing it would have to be to sell for Scott Hall's... whatever the hell he was doing... and I'm a 5'2" chick.

Nash has potential as a manager/comedic figure. Remember back when he was training/running the X-Division? That stuff was hilarious. I don't want to see a man who once blew out his knee walking across the ring (which WWE PPV was that? A few years back?) wrestle, but he does have strengths.

Hall has been useless for at least the past decade. Having a title on him is about as useful as having it on Andre The Giant right now. I'm not sure Hall could out-wrestle the dude's corpse.


I'd much rather have the Outsiders as champs than Ink, Inc. What a dumb tag team. I don't want the Outsiders to have them either, though. MMG all the way.
 
2010-05-17 08:50:17 PM  
 
2010-05-17 08:50:45 PM  
Oh the humanity
 
2010-05-17 08:59:31 PM  
www.wrestlescoop.com
 
2010-05-17 09:03:17 PM  
Bret in Toronto live on USA
 
2010-05-17 09:06:21 PM  
oh and also serpent_sky, Nash should definitely be in backstage bits. He is the funniest man in wrestling. The Paparazzi Championship Series was one of the best things of the last decade haha.
 
2010-05-17 09:14:40 PM  

CK2005: oh and also serpent_sky, Nash should definitely be in backstage bits. He is the funniest man in wrestling. The Paparazzi Championship Series was one of the best things of the last decade haha.


It really was. It helped that the X guys involved all have great personalities, from the ones I have met (most of them) but the things that Nash came up with (and I have to imagine he still goes old school and ad-libs) were hilarious. I loved it.

I'm watching Raw for the first time in ages and I really want to know:
(a) how the HELL did they get Bret Hart in WWE?
(b) Why in bloody hell is an astronaut the "guest host"?
 
2010-05-17 09:24:52 PM  

serpent_sky: how the HELL did they get Bret Hart in WWE?


Biggest guy during one of their biggest periods.

Edge vs Christian is a nice treat.
 
2010-05-17 09:30:28 PM  

Gunny Highway: serpent_sky: how the HELL did they get Bret Hart in WWE?

Biggest guy during one of their biggest periods.

Edge vs Christian is a nice treat.


I know that, but I can't believe the bad blood between him and Vince was ever able to be bridged, plus the whole thing surrounding the gross negligence that led to Owen Hart's death.

And yes, this is a good match -- but Edge and Christian have always been good.

Whatever happened to Gangrel the pudgy vampire?
 
2010-05-17 09:31:24 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: JoePiscopoJr.: Yeah, that's Hulk's signature look. Blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog.


Came for the Sunny reference. Leaving happy and shiat.
/It's like a seizure of strength.


haha you forgot the "silken" part
 
2010-05-17 09:59:06 PM  
To tie this all together, Batista/Mark Henry annoyed me so much I put on Comedy Central to watch "Futurama" and learned "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is coming to the network this summer.

No show makes me laugh more; it's like my band/best friends, acted out by other other people.
 
2010-05-17 10:51:01 PM  
I remember when Hogan appeared in court to testify on his son's behalf, the bailiffs chose to ignore standard court protocol, and allowed him to wear his trademark do-rag, as "it would have caused a big scene to have him take it off".

Fark Hogan, and his ill-gained sense of entitlement. Make him show off his self-administered melted scalp. It can't be any more embarrassing than his efforts to pass off his talentless, attention-whore of a daughter as a recording artist.
 
2010-05-17 11:08:35 PM  
Hulk now, bizarrely, has a show on Sirius (on Howard 101) that is pretty good. Guy has a great sense of humor about life and himself. Actual quote from the show that I recall -

Odd caller: "[ramblings] ... And, hey man, I heard that you and Mr. T had gay sex. Is that true?"

Hogan: "Mr. T? Yeah, brother, and it was good."
 
2010-05-17 11:36:50 PM  

zato_ichi: I could think of worse things that should happen to him after what he did to this country on Sept. 11, 2001.


??? He looks like bin Laden now? Is that the joke?
 
2010-05-18 12:18:11 AM  

SnakeMan: zato_ichi: I could think of worse things that should happen to him after what he did to this country on Sept. 11, 2001.

??? He looks like bin Laden now? Is that the joke?


Link (new window)
 
2010-05-18 12:20:15 AM  

SnakeMan: zato_ichi: I could think of worse things that should happen to him after what he did to this country on Sept. 11, 2001.

??? He looks like bin Laden now? Is that the joke?


Look up the thread for the Hulk Hogan 9/11 picture. It's a fairly old picture and joke.
 
2010-05-18 12:38:18 AM  
i486.photobucket.com
So his heads gonna be shinier??
 
2010-05-18 12:59:06 AM  

Funbags: I remember when Hogan appeared in court to testify on his son's behalf, the bailiffs chose to ignore standard court protocol, and allowed him to wear his trademark do-rag, as "it would have caused a big scene to have him take it off".

Fark Hogan, and his ill-gained sense of entitlement. Make him show off his self-administered melted scalp. It can't be any more embarrassing than his efforts to pass off his talentless, attention-whore of a daughter as a recording artist.


And Bret Michaels kept his bandana on the entire time he was in the hospital. It's called being AWESOME. (new window)
 
2010-05-18 01:38:42 AM  
www.guesthouse.ca

/oblig
 
2010-05-18 02:57:24 AM  

serpent_sky: Gunny Highway: serpent_sky: how the HELL did they get Bret Hart in WWE?

Biggest guy during one of their biggest periods.

Edge vs Christian is a nice treat.

I know that, but I can't believe the bad blood between him and Vince was ever able to be bridged, plus the whole thing surrounding the gross negligence that led to Owen Hart's death.


They buried the hatchet a few years ago. Hell, one of the matches at Wrestlemania this year was Bret-v-McMahon. It sucked, because Vince can't wrestle and Bret can no longer bump due to the stroke, so it was 20,000 chairshots to Vince.

Whatever happened to Gangrel the pudgy vampire?
Mostly retired. Now directs porn in California.
 
2010-05-18 03:12:44 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: SnakeMan: zato_ichi: I could think of worse things that should happen to him after what he did to this country on Sept. 11, 2001.

??? He looks like bin Laden now? Is that the joke?

Look up the thread for the Hulk Hogan 9/11 picture. It's a fairly old picture and joke.


Well, I feel stupid.
 
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